Post by Chris Santiago on Jan 28, 2019 15:17:09 GMT -5
It was recorded live before the ECWF’s PPV start. Chris was sitting somewhere at the backstage preparing for the match.
Chris Eno: “Andito na ako ngayon Dublin, Ireland kung saan ako’y naghahanda para sa nalalapit ng ECWF WarTime Rumble.” At alam nyo. Di ko mapigil o matiis pero may akong gustong sabihin eh.” (I’m here at Dublin, Ireland preparing for the upcoming ECWF WarTime Rumble Match. And you know what? I can’t help it, but there’s something I want to get off my chest.)
Suddenly he sensed something in his surroundings.
Chris Eno: “Una sa lahat, mabaho pala dito.” (First of all, this place’s stinks!)
Chris tried to sweep away the odor off.
Chris Eno: “Teka lang.” (Wait a second.)
He stopped for a second and tried to familiarize the smell.
Chris Eno: “Parang kilala ko itong amoy na ito.” (I know this smell.)
He then sniffed it again to confirm.
Chris Eno: “Di ako makapaniwala. Di ko alam na ang baho ni Nikki Vaughn ay umabot pala dito. At ang amoy? Amoy panis na gatas.” (I can’t believe this. I didn’t know that Nikki Vaughn’s stench can reach through here. It smelled like spoiled milk.)
He exhaled blowing off the “stench” out form his system. He then gnashed his teeth, and his eyes were sharpened.
Chris Eno: “Magpasalamat ka na nanalo ka sa sagupaan natin noong una kung hindi dahil sa putang inang si Draven X. Kundi hindi…” (You’re lucky that you won your match against me if it wasn’t for Draven X. Otherwise…)
He shouted furiously at the camera.
Chris Eno: “MABABASAGIN KO ANG MUKHA MO!” (I’LL RIP YOUR FACE OFF!)
He then whispered.
Chris Eno: “Nikki Vaughn. Isa mayabang na puta. Amoy panis na leche.” (Nikki Vaughn, an arrogant whore smelled like rotten milk.)
He suddenly realized that he was forgetting something.
Chris Eno: “Oo nga pala. May gusto ko nga palang sabihin sa mga dalawang manlalahok ngayon. Dandy Devito at si Sam Kidsgrove. Para saan ulit? Oo nga pala, para sa United States Championship.” (By the way, I would like to address these two competitors: Dandy Divito and Sam Kidsgrove. What was for again? Oh yeah right, for the United States Championship.)
“Huwag kayong mag-alala, tatanggapin ko ang pagkatalo sa huling kong laban. Sa totoo lang, natuwa nga ako na sinayang ko ang pagkakataon. Dahil ngayon ko lang napagtanto na sa loob ng higit na isang siglo, may atraso pala ang nga bastardong Amerikano sa mga kababayan kong Pilipino.” (Don’t worry guys, I already accepted my defeat from my last match. To be honest, I’m glad that I have wasted that opportunity. It is because I realized that for more than a century, Filipinos still harbored their hate against the bastard Americans.)
“Di nga alam kung sino sa kanila ang panalo, pero bagay isa sa kanila bilang kampeon. Isang punyeta at isang adik. Kaya buena suerte, hijos de puta. Manalo sana ang pinakamagaling na tuta ng Amerika.” (I don’t know who’s going to win, but I say either of them are fit to be the champion. One who is a wanker and the other is a drug addict [and it's the worst kind]. So good luck, you sons of bitches! May the best puny dog of America wins.)
“Niyan lang ang masasabi ko. Mukhang magsisimula na. Kaya hanggang sa muli mga maricas!” (Well that’s all I can say, and I think the show’s about to start. Later, you sissies!)
Chris laughed and went on his way. However, he was still irritated by the sensation.
Chris Eno: “Putang ina! Ang tapang pala ang amoy ni Nikki Vaughn dito!” (Son of a bitch! Her stench is so strong!)
He shook his head while sauntered along.
Chris Eno: “Mierda!” (Shit!)
Chris Eno: “Andito na ako ngayon Dublin, Ireland kung saan ako’y naghahanda para sa nalalapit ng ECWF WarTime Rumble.” At alam nyo. Di ko mapigil o matiis pero may akong gustong sabihin eh.” (I’m here at Dublin, Ireland preparing for the upcoming ECWF WarTime Rumble Match. And you know what? I can’t help it, but there’s something I want to get off my chest.)
Suddenly he sensed something in his surroundings.
Chris Eno: “Una sa lahat, mabaho pala dito.” (First of all, this place’s stinks!)
Chris tried to sweep away the odor off.
Chris Eno: “Teka lang.” (Wait a second.)
He stopped for a second and tried to familiarize the smell.
Chris Eno: “Parang kilala ko itong amoy na ito.” (I know this smell.)
He then sniffed it again to confirm.
Chris Eno: “Di ako makapaniwala. Di ko alam na ang baho ni Nikki Vaughn ay umabot pala dito. At ang amoy? Amoy panis na gatas.” (I can’t believe this. I didn’t know that Nikki Vaughn’s stench can reach through here. It smelled like spoiled milk.)
He exhaled blowing off the “stench” out form his system. He then gnashed his teeth, and his eyes were sharpened.
Chris Eno: “Magpasalamat ka na nanalo ka sa sagupaan natin noong una kung hindi dahil sa putang inang si Draven X. Kundi hindi…” (You’re lucky that you won your match against me if it wasn’t for Draven X. Otherwise…)
He shouted furiously at the camera.
Chris Eno: “MABABASAGIN KO ANG MUKHA MO!” (I’LL RIP YOUR FACE OFF!)
He then whispered.
Chris Eno: “Nikki Vaughn. Isa mayabang na puta. Amoy panis na leche.” (Nikki Vaughn, an arrogant whore smelled like rotten milk.)
He suddenly realized that he was forgetting something.
Chris Eno: “Oo nga pala. May gusto ko nga palang sabihin sa mga dalawang manlalahok ngayon. Dandy Devito at si Sam Kidsgrove. Para saan ulit? Oo nga pala, para sa United States Championship.” (By the way, I would like to address these two competitors: Dandy Divito and Sam Kidsgrove. What was for again? Oh yeah right, for the United States Championship.)
“Huwag kayong mag-alala, tatanggapin ko ang pagkatalo sa huling kong laban. Sa totoo lang, natuwa nga ako na sinayang ko ang pagkakataon. Dahil ngayon ko lang napagtanto na sa loob ng higit na isang siglo, may atraso pala ang nga bastardong Amerikano sa mga kababayan kong Pilipino.” (Don’t worry guys, I already accepted my defeat from my last match. To be honest, I’m glad that I have wasted that opportunity. It is because I realized that for more than a century, Filipinos still harbored their hate against the bastard Americans.)
“Di nga alam kung sino sa kanila ang panalo, pero bagay isa sa kanila bilang kampeon. Isang punyeta at isang adik. Kaya buena suerte, hijos de puta. Manalo sana ang pinakamagaling na tuta ng Amerika.” (I don’t know who’s going to win, but I say either of them are fit to be the champion. One who is a wanker and the other is a drug addict [and it's the worst kind]. So good luck, you sons of bitches! May the best puny dog of America wins.)
“Niyan lang ang masasabi ko. Mukhang magsisimula na. Kaya hanggang sa muli mga maricas!” (Well that’s all I can say, and I think the show’s about to start. Later, you sissies!)
Chris laughed and went on his way. However, he was still irritated by the sensation.
Chris Eno: “Putang ina! Ang tapang pala ang amoy ni Nikki Vaughn dito!” (Son of a bitch! Her stench is so strong!)
He shook his head while sauntered along.
Chris Eno: “Mierda!” (Shit!)