Post by “The RevolutiDaddy” Wesley on Feb 20, 2018 16:18:49 GMT -5
Cruisin’ down the Las Vegas strip is the 2011 Chevy Impala of Overt Sexuality, piloted by none other than “Mr. 201 and Action” himself, Wesley! His 201 and Fun Championship is draped in the passenger seat, his loyal compadres Chase and Avery both sitting in the back.
Avery: I called Chewie, you know!
Wesley: Yeah well, my man, this ain’t the Millennium Falcon, this is the 2011 Impala, show some respek! Also, show some respek for the FIRST EVER 201 AND FUN CHAMPION!
Chase: Mad respek, Wesley. The sweetest of all respek shall rain over you, my liege.
Wesley: THATS what I’m talkin’ about baaaaybeeee! My man Chase knows how to bless, you will learn some day Avery, but this is not that day. Stay under my tutelage though? You’ll be getting mad, sweet respek as well.
Wesley puts his cherry sour vape to his lips and chuffs a puff, not thinking to crack the window for ventilation.
Wesley: Unlike my opponents at Revolution - where I defend this very prestigious championship for the FIRST TIME - who have no respek to be earned at all. I proved this when I outlasted and outgunned every single one of them at Clash last Sunday to become the 201 and Fun Champion. You can’t make this stuff up! Roll back the tape if you have to! In one single match I’ve proven to be far and beyond anyone Action Wrestling has to offer me for viable contenders. That’s why I’m not even technically competing this week.
Avery: What do you mean technically?
Chase: Sheesh, keep up Avery! It means every night Wesley walks out to the ring, he is representing 201 and Fun, he is always Mr. Action. His brand is constantly on the line any time he steps through those ropes!
Wesley: Right you are, Chase, right you are. Even though I’m only officiating this match, it could spell dastardly disaster for Mr. Action, so I have to be one hundred percent on my toes and call this match right down the middle...all while keeping my eyes on my challengers for Revolution. Any one of them could decide to make their lives a whole lot easier by taking me, Mr. Action...
Wesley chuckles.
Wesley: ...well, out of action. I can’t let this happen! I must act steadfast in the face of certain death, any crack in my armor my opponents could use o absolutely throttle me before Revolution.
Avery: Wow Wesley, you’re like the bravest guy I know.
Chase claps Avery on his shoulder.
Wesley: This guy, Chase, my word it’s like he’s gaining mad, sweet respek before our very eyes!
Chase: Maddest and sweetest respek, bless ya vape god!
Wesley hits that cherry sour vape to accentuate that he is indeed The Vape God, The Mad Gasser, Mr. Action!!!
Wesley: What can I say about this match I’m officiating other than I’m going to go out there and show Action Wrestling that not only can I put on a clinic wrestling in the ring, but I can also put on a referee clinic as well. Give me a headset too and I bet I could call this match with the best of them too. Put me as all three of the competitors in this match and I’d get six out of five stars too! I’m so good I’ll probably end up winning this match I’m officiating.
Avery: Mmmm, but what ABOUT the competitors in this match man? Should you be worried about any of them next week?
Wesley: The Vape God giveth the mad, sweet respek and The Vape God taketh away too, Avery. Don’t worry tho, I’ll give you a chance to earn it back. You know you my nephew, you know I love ya, but I can’t take utterances of heresy spoken against The Vape God. Chase, dole out the wedgies and noogies at your convenience.
Chase locks Avery in a noogie and turns into a brotherly play fight. Keepin’ it PG in this here promo, fam, bless ya!
Wesley: 201 and Fun?! More like 201 and...NOT...DONE DIVISION! GONNA OFFICIATE THE HECK OUT OF THIS GO HOME MATCH!
The 2011 CIoOS speeds off down the Vegas strip.
Avery: I called Chewie, you know!
Wesley: Yeah well, my man, this ain’t the Millennium Falcon, this is the 2011 Impala, show some respek! Also, show some respek for the FIRST EVER 201 AND FUN CHAMPION!
Chase: Mad respek, Wesley. The sweetest of all respek shall rain over you, my liege.
Wesley: THATS what I’m talkin’ about baaaaybeeee! My man Chase knows how to bless, you will learn some day Avery, but this is not that day. Stay under my tutelage though? You’ll be getting mad, sweet respek as well.
Wesley puts his cherry sour vape to his lips and chuffs a puff, not thinking to crack the window for ventilation.
Wesley: Unlike my opponents at Revolution - where I defend this very prestigious championship for the FIRST TIME - who have no respek to be earned at all. I proved this when I outlasted and outgunned every single one of them at Clash last Sunday to become the 201 and Fun Champion. You can’t make this stuff up! Roll back the tape if you have to! In one single match I’ve proven to be far and beyond anyone Action Wrestling has to offer me for viable contenders. That’s why I’m not even technically competing this week.
Avery: What do you mean technically?
Chase: Sheesh, keep up Avery! It means every night Wesley walks out to the ring, he is representing 201 and Fun, he is always Mr. Action. His brand is constantly on the line any time he steps through those ropes!
Wesley: Right you are, Chase, right you are. Even though I’m only officiating this match, it could spell dastardly disaster for Mr. Action, so I have to be one hundred percent on my toes and call this match right down the middle...all while keeping my eyes on my challengers for Revolution. Any one of them could decide to make their lives a whole lot easier by taking me, Mr. Action...
Wesley chuckles.
Wesley: ...well, out of action. I can’t let this happen! I must act steadfast in the face of certain death, any crack in my armor my opponents could use o absolutely throttle me before Revolution.
Avery: Wow Wesley, you’re like the bravest guy I know.
Chase claps Avery on his shoulder.
Wesley: This guy, Chase, my word it’s like he’s gaining mad, sweet respek before our very eyes!
Chase: Maddest and sweetest respek, bless ya vape god!
Wesley hits that cherry sour vape to accentuate that he is indeed The Vape God, The Mad Gasser, Mr. Action!!!
Wesley: What can I say about this match I’m officiating other than I’m going to go out there and show Action Wrestling that not only can I put on a clinic wrestling in the ring, but I can also put on a referee clinic as well. Give me a headset too and I bet I could call this match with the best of them too. Put me as all three of the competitors in this match and I’d get six out of five stars too! I’m so good I’ll probably end up winning this match I’m officiating.
Avery: Mmmm, but what ABOUT the competitors in this match man? Should you be worried about any of them next week?
Wesley: The Vape God giveth the mad, sweet respek and The Vape God taketh away too, Avery. Don’t worry tho, I’ll give you a chance to earn it back. You know you my nephew, you know I love ya, but I can’t take utterances of heresy spoken against The Vape God. Chase, dole out the wedgies and noogies at your convenience.
Chase locks Avery in a noogie and turns into a brotherly play fight. Keepin’ it PG in this here promo, fam, bless ya!
Wesley: 201 and Fun?! More like 201 and...NOT...DONE DIVISION! GONNA OFFICIATE THE HECK OUT OF THIS GO HOME MATCH!
The 2011 CIoOS speeds off down the Vegas strip.