Post by Teddy Geisel on Nov 28, 2018 21:09:09 GMT -5
Teddy Geisel is at the Chimney, his Washington DC recording studio. He is on the phone with Luke Force.
Teddy: So it is the whole roster?
Luke: Yeah, except QDT. Winner is the number one contender.
Teddy: I’m on it Luke. I’ve done two since I got here; make kick ass music and study this 201 & Fun division. As far as I’m concerned there are really only a few of us with a legitimate shot at winning.
Luke: Wilds is good.
Teddy: He’s real good, but where is his focus? Is it still in the 201 & Fun or is it elsewhere.
Luke: Monster, don’t under estimate her.
Teddy: I won’t. She hasn’t lost yet for a reason. And it’s not just that she has faced crap opponents. She has some skill. Spicy Jr. will be there, so at least no one will go hungry.
Luke: Speaking pf hungry, Preston Edwards and Roderick are both hungry for a taste of victory.
Teddy: Too bad for them. I’m putting them both on a strict die of loss salad.
Luke: Did you get the beat that Adam sent?
Teddy: Yeah, isn’t that just “The New Style”?
Luke; Yep, he said he said he was down with your last joint and to go ahead just use that beat.
Teddy: Unreal, let me hop in the box while It’s still fresh in my head.
Luke: Alright Teddy, see you in Vegas.
(Teddy hops into the recording booth and puts on the beat headset)
There are several contenders, but only one number one
Two and below are pretenders, in the 201 and fun
The champ is QDT, that won’t last long
I’ll beat him like a child, get the belt to where it belongs
Around the waist of the man who sings these songs
I can taste my prize and I’m coming to get it
That’s just a fact and that’s why I said it
It’s the word of Teddy, and I’m trying to spread it
When I’m done with your asses, you’ll all need a medic.
So please make sure your deductible’s paid
When in the ring with me, you're outta luck, you don’t make the grade
You're smart guys, all your options you’ve weighed
It’s understandable that your ass if afraid
I’ll blow up this match like a 200-pound grenade
I look at the roster and here’s what I see
A whole bunch of scrubs and at the top there’s me
You can try to get set, get ready go
But here is something that we already know
You can’t even begin to get ready so
Sit back, relax, enjoy the Teddy show
On the mic I am beast, in the ring I am better
Hittin harder than DMC’s tougher than leather
After this match, your career, it could not be deader
You fall to the bottom, I rise to the top
You claim to have skill, bitch please stop
You call that wrestling, I call it slop
I’m called the best thing, you clearly are not
On par with Teddy and it aint even close
If you were this good, you would brag and boast
I kick ass real good from pillar to post
Vasillis, Auron, and Abbi Stein…
Eddie, Roderick, and Koji your ass is mine
Preston, Monster, Spicy and Wilds it’s time
And when you get your chance, it’s the same every time
You try and bust a move, I say return to sender
You're looking at the new number one contender
I’m 100% man aint no transgender
Aint nuthin wrong that, I’m a human rights defender
Shout to SJ Dub, don’t ever surrender
The fight, cause it’s right, that ain’t no pretendin
There are some rights we should fight to be defendin
QDT, say good bye to your title, cause you’ll be sending
That gold my way cause your reign is ending
At the hands of the man who’s reach is ever extending
Around your waist is something I’m apprehending
I do what I want the rules I’ll be bending
After the match your ass will be attending
The coronation of the Teddy , my title reign is never ending.