Post by T.F.K. on Nov 18, 2018 22:02:21 GMT -5
She picks up Zmac but he rolls out of the way as TFK hits Nash with the TFKO!
TFK gets up but Zombie throws TFK out of the ring and picks up Nash and hits the Axe Wound!
Chris Avery: Oh damn!
Karlies leg is under the bottom rope near the apron but Zombie puts an arm over and counts!
One!
Two!
Three!
Billy: WAIT ITS OVER?
Chris Avery: Zombie pinned Karlie and is the #1 contender to the UCI Championship!
Billy: Her foot was near the rope though!! Come on!!
Chris Avery: He didn't see it!
The ref raises the hand of Zombie McMorris while TFK is arguing the call too because her foot was under the rope!
Billy: Did she just get screwed again?!
Chris Avery: Look, I get it, but Zmac is the winner!
Zombie stares at the Casey Holliday UCI Champion graphic on the big screen for Turmoil next week while Karlie is sitting in the corner pissed off as hell, and TFK and Craig Lewis are arguing that Karlies leg was under the rope!
Billy: We'll be right back on Monday Night Clash but COME ON!
We fade to a commercial..
Meanwhile behind the curtains, TFK and Craig walk the halls on their way to the locker room.
(Craig Lewis)
Her foot was definitely under the rope… Your chance was robbed because there was at least 4 more moves left in that match.
(TFK)
Karlie Nash was placed in that match to play a role and she did it flawlessly as always… I'm not fazed by The Zombie getting his shot at that low tier shit show of a title. We as well as the Action Wrestling faithful know my US title was held in a higher regard. ZMac is a blood thirst shark and as soon as I dropped that US title slut to Dandy, backed off… Even ZMac knew the US title was more precious, that's why he's lacklusterly choosing to cap off Casey Holliday for her UCI title.
Craig nods and then stops as his phone chimes.
(Craig Lewis)
Holy shit, Thad do you want to go International?
(TFK)
What do you mean?
Craig shows his phone to Thad and Thad smirks.
(TFK)
So they want me to make a title mean something again, huh? I get to face a cowboy and a mystery opponent…
Thad mocks the mystery opponent.
(TFK)
Oooo but who could it be, this man of mystery?
(Craig Lewis)
I have a few ideas, but I gotta go see a guy about a horse first…
Craig gallops away, leaving Thad shaking his head with his arms out.
(TFK)
Good talk, man…
Back at the TFK tour bus, Thad is sitting contemplating the mystery opponent.
(TFK)
So it's a return… Which should be a big deal or they would've just did a reveal at any old Clash, right?
Thad scribbles a couple names down…
(TFK)
Pauly Shore? I mean if they whole point is to stick it to me, then Pauly Shore has got to be at the top of the list… I only have him a huge bump in popularity and now with David Arquette out there getting his throat slit for this business… Could we see Tort and Digger capitalize on something so in right now?
Thad circles Pauly's name and nods.
(TFK)
I wouldn't put it past those two… Then there's the possibility of Shadowlove being the mystery man… I mean he hasn't had anything relevant since his failed attempt at climbing to the top tier of Action Wrestling, all thanks to Ryan Lockhart. I mean, I've heard the stories of Shadow being a choke artist, but damn that little squabble did a number on him… So maybe, just maybe he believes if he returned for the sake of the International title, he could get himself back on some kind of track?
Thad snaps his fingers.
(TFK)
NO, IT CAN'T BE… BIG FLOP JOHN FROST? Jesus, is this match really the test TFK moment of the year orchestrated by Tort and Digger? I don't give a shit about that Camilla chick, she's only here to play heated up Hispanic eye candy… If it is in fact John Frost coming back to rep the International title, then Action Wrestler better hold onto something, because i don't think the big bastard can take another great fall against TFK. He's already been shipped off into obscurity after failing to take me out on numerous occasions, so it's not like he stands a chance this time around.
Suddenly Craig bursts into the camera shot.
(Craig Lewis)
Thad! Forget everything you think you know…
Thad pauses for a second and Craig over exaggerates catching his breath.
(TFK)
Go on…
(Craig Lewis)
Sam Kidsgrove…
(TFK)
What does that B-lister junkie have to do with anything? This isn't a motivational cat poster competition…
(Craig Lewis)
I know the dude has fallen pretty far off the radar, but come on, it's a no brainer. He's Mr. UK and he'll probably claim he's the new man of mystery or something. My guy told me that it has to be Kidsgrove…
(TFK)
You say his name as if I'm suppose to be worried or something… I'm TF'NK and I put titles on the damn map. Tort and Digger know what I'm capable of and they're going to do everything they can to build up to my eventual rise to the World title… Hell of good story tellers, but I'm not a very patient man, you see. I believe in stealing the role that I am rightfully owed… That may be the one thing Sam and I have in common.
(Craig Lewis)
So if it is in fact Kidsgrove, then you'll simply school him? Even though he was the guy who ended your long streak?
Thad rolls his eyes.
(TFK)
That chode has fallen so far down the drug induced rabbit hole, I don't even think he'd find the ring. I'm not scared of Kidsgrove in any kind of form. Actor, womanizer, philanthropist, playboy, whatever… If he does show up as the mystery man, then he'll play the only role that he has left to play… My FALL GUY.
Craig nods along.
(Craig Lewis)
It could be an orphan who unmasks to be Jaice Wilds…
(TFK)
That shiny turd is an overrated hack who jerks off to his own self published hype, I'm not worried about him either.
Craig takes a sit across from Thad.
(Craig Lewis)
Okay, mystery guy aside, what about the bull rider?
Thad shrugs.
(TFK)
I feel his pain with his daddy issues. Heh.
Thad chuckles.
(TFK)
Good for him in his efforts to be a dual sport champion, but he's no Thaddeus Franklin King. I don't care how much Mrs. Hardy strokes the boys ego, but AW isn't in need of a good ol boy representing it Internationally. He can't navigate the media circus like I can, he only rides bulls and gets drunk in bars… What more can he offer to lift a title? He failed at making any kinds of waves with his TV title, which he'll blame on it being considered ZMac's sloppy seconds I'm sure… but if he couldn't topple such a shadow, then I can only imagine he bucks calfs instead of full grown bulls.
(Craig Lewis)
I've seen him buck a bull before, that's also a seconds game, not a game about using one's endurance to put on the best match possible for the people spending their hard earned money. Proof is there that Beau is nothing more than a flash in a pan and it's all he'll ever be. His gimmick is tiring and there isn't a single kid out there begging their parents this holiday season for his action figure… No one is trying to create him in some random wrestling game… He's not TFK and you'll show him and the mystery opponent that there's only one person cut out for carrying AW Internationally… That man is TFK.
(TFK)
Thanks for the hype, man… But I think I'll take it from here…
Thad looks to the godlike camera and smirks.
(TFK)
Up here, get my good side.
Thad adjusts his stance a bit before speaking.
(TFK)
Beau, Mrs. Haddy was a special lady when I was feeling down and she gave me great advice that led me back to my US title… What has she done for you lately? Was she the one who told you that you were destined for something greater than the train wreck you made of the TV division? Must've been one of those nights where she chose to drink a few too many complimentary shots so she can actually put up with your dry personality. Whooping and a hollerin, cowboy who thinks everything really is bigger in Texas. I guess I'm still surprised you didn't turn the TV title into a god forsaken belt buckle. Large and gawty, is that what Beau Blaze is all about? The 8 Second man… Must make a killin with the ladies?
Thad winks at the camera.
(TFK)
You'll play the fall guy, it's too easy and it doesn't matter what mystery guy shows up because TFK is destined to go International and beyond. I'll do to it what I did to the US title and that is make it the most sought after title in Action Wrestling…
Thad looks deep into the camera.
(TFK)
Tort… Digger… Do the right thing here and let The Director of Action Wrestling put on the performance that can't be contested by anyone else. Let me be me and let Action Wrestling witness their product standing taller than the rest as he should. Because TFK is and shall always be what's best for Action Wrestling.
Thad winks at the camera.
(TFK)
We go to war at Clash for something fresh and new… I will represent her with pride. See you bozos at Clash and be ready to bear witness.
The camera cuts to black.
TFK gets up but Zombie throws TFK out of the ring and picks up Nash and hits the Axe Wound!
Chris Avery: Oh damn!
Karlies leg is under the bottom rope near the apron but Zombie puts an arm over and counts!
One!
Two!
Three!
Billy: WAIT ITS OVER?
Chris Avery: Zombie pinned Karlie and is the #1 contender to the UCI Championship!
Billy: Her foot was near the rope though!! Come on!!
Chris Avery: He didn't see it!
The ref raises the hand of Zombie McMorris while TFK is arguing the call too because her foot was under the rope!
Billy: Did she just get screwed again?!
Chris Avery: Look, I get it, but Zmac is the winner!
Zombie stares at the Casey Holliday UCI Champion graphic on the big screen for Turmoil next week while Karlie is sitting in the corner pissed off as hell, and TFK and Craig Lewis are arguing that Karlies leg was under the rope!
Billy: We'll be right back on Monday Night Clash but COME ON!
We fade to a commercial..
Meanwhile behind the curtains, TFK and Craig walk the halls on their way to the locker room.
(Craig Lewis)
Her foot was definitely under the rope… Your chance was robbed because there was at least 4 more moves left in that match.
(TFK)
Karlie Nash was placed in that match to play a role and she did it flawlessly as always… I'm not fazed by The Zombie getting his shot at that low tier shit show of a title. We as well as the Action Wrestling faithful know my US title was held in a higher regard. ZMac is a blood thirst shark and as soon as I dropped that US title slut to Dandy, backed off… Even ZMac knew the US title was more precious, that's why he's lacklusterly choosing to cap off Casey Holliday for her UCI title.
Craig nods and then stops as his phone chimes.
(Craig Lewis)
Holy shit, Thad do you want to go International?
(TFK)
What do you mean?
Craig shows his phone to Thad and Thad smirks.
(TFK)
So they want me to make a title mean something again, huh? I get to face a cowboy and a mystery opponent…
Thad mocks the mystery opponent.
(TFK)
Oooo but who could it be, this man of mystery?
(Craig Lewis)
I have a few ideas, but I gotta go see a guy about a horse first…
Craig gallops away, leaving Thad shaking his head with his arms out.
(TFK)
Good talk, man…
Back at the TFK tour bus, Thad is sitting contemplating the mystery opponent.
(TFK)
So it's a return… Which should be a big deal or they would've just did a reveal at any old Clash, right?
Thad scribbles a couple names down…
(TFK)
Pauly Shore? I mean if they whole point is to stick it to me, then Pauly Shore has got to be at the top of the list… I only have him a huge bump in popularity and now with David Arquette out there getting his throat slit for this business… Could we see Tort and Digger capitalize on something so in right now?
Thad circles Pauly's name and nods.
(TFK)
I wouldn't put it past those two… Then there's the possibility of Shadowlove being the mystery man… I mean he hasn't had anything relevant since his failed attempt at climbing to the top tier of Action Wrestling, all thanks to Ryan Lockhart. I mean, I've heard the stories of Shadow being a choke artist, but damn that little squabble did a number on him… So maybe, just maybe he believes if he returned for the sake of the International title, he could get himself back on some kind of track?
Thad snaps his fingers.
(TFK)
NO, IT CAN'T BE… BIG FLOP JOHN FROST? Jesus, is this match really the test TFK moment of the year orchestrated by Tort and Digger? I don't give a shit about that Camilla chick, she's only here to play heated up Hispanic eye candy… If it is in fact John Frost coming back to rep the International title, then Action Wrestler better hold onto something, because i don't think the big bastard can take another great fall against TFK. He's already been shipped off into obscurity after failing to take me out on numerous occasions, so it's not like he stands a chance this time around.
Suddenly Craig bursts into the camera shot.
(Craig Lewis)
Thad! Forget everything you think you know…
Thad pauses for a second and Craig over exaggerates catching his breath.
(TFK)
Go on…
(Craig Lewis)
Sam Kidsgrove…
(TFK)
What does that B-lister junkie have to do with anything? This isn't a motivational cat poster competition…
(Craig Lewis)
I know the dude has fallen pretty far off the radar, but come on, it's a no brainer. He's Mr. UK and he'll probably claim he's the new man of mystery or something. My guy told me that it has to be Kidsgrove…
(TFK)
You say his name as if I'm suppose to be worried or something… I'm TF'NK and I put titles on the damn map. Tort and Digger know what I'm capable of and they're going to do everything they can to build up to my eventual rise to the World title… Hell of good story tellers, but I'm not a very patient man, you see. I believe in stealing the role that I am rightfully owed… That may be the one thing Sam and I have in common.
(Craig Lewis)
So if it is in fact Kidsgrove, then you'll simply school him? Even though he was the guy who ended your long streak?
Thad rolls his eyes.
(TFK)
That chode has fallen so far down the drug induced rabbit hole, I don't even think he'd find the ring. I'm not scared of Kidsgrove in any kind of form. Actor, womanizer, philanthropist, playboy, whatever… If he does show up as the mystery man, then he'll play the only role that he has left to play… My FALL GUY.
Craig nods along.
(Craig Lewis)
It could be an orphan who unmasks to be Jaice Wilds…
(TFK)
That shiny turd is an overrated hack who jerks off to his own self published hype, I'm not worried about him either.
Craig takes a sit across from Thad.
(Craig Lewis)
Okay, mystery guy aside, what about the bull rider?
Thad shrugs.
(TFK)
I feel his pain with his daddy issues. Heh.
Thad chuckles.
(TFK)
Good for him in his efforts to be a dual sport champion, but he's no Thaddeus Franklin King. I don't care how much Mrs. Hardy strokes the boys ego, but AW isn't in need of a good ol boy representing it Internationally. He can't navigate the media circus like I can, he only rides bulls and gets drunk in bars… What more can he offer to lift a title? He failed at making any kinds of waves with his TV title, which he'll blame on it being considered ZMac's sloppy seconds I'm sure… but if he couldn't topple such a shadow, then I can only imagine he bucks calfs instead of full grown bulls.
(Craig Lewis)
I've seen him buck a bull before, that's also a seconds game, not a game about using one's endurance to put on the best match possible for the people spending their hard earned money. Proof is there that Beau is nothing more than a flash in a pan and it's all he'll ever be. His gimmick is tiring and there isn't a single kid out there begging their parents this holiday season for his action figure… No one is trying to create him in some random wrestling game… He's not TFK and you'll show him and the mystery opponent that there's only one person cut out for carrying AW Internationally… That man is TFK.
(TFK)
Thanks for the hype, man… But I think I'll take it from here…
Thad looks to the godlike camera and smirks.
(TFK)
Up here, get my good side.
Thad adjusts his stance a bit before speaking.
(TFK)
Beau, Mrs. Haddy was a special lady when I was feeling down and she gave me great advice that led me back to my US title… What has she done for you lately? Was she the one who told you that you were destined for something greater than the train wreck you made of the TV division? Must've been one of those nights where she chose to drink a few too many complimentary shots so she can actually put up with your dry personality. Whooping and a hollerin, cowboy who thinks everything really is bigger in Texas. I guess I'm still surprised you didn't turn the TV title into a god forsaken belt buckle. Large and gawty, is that what Beau Blaze is all about? The 8 Second man… Must make a killin with the ladies?
Thad winks at the camera.
(TFK)
You'll play the fall guy, it's too easy and it doesn't matter what mystery guy shows up because TFK is destined to go International and beyond. I'll do to it what I did to the US title and that is make it the most sought after title in Action Wrestling…
Thad looks deep into the camera.
(TFK)
Tort… Digger… Do the right thing here and let The Director of Action Wrestling put on the performance that can't be contested by anyone else. Let me be me and let Action Wrestling witness their product standing taller than the rest as he should. Because TFK is and shall always be what's best for Action Wrestling.
Thad winks at the camera.
(TFK)
We go to war at Clash for something fresh and new… I will represent her with pride. See you bozos at Clash and be ready to bear witness.
The camera cuts to black.