Post by Karlie Nash on Nov 7, 2018 3:35:13 GMT -5
Glad to free of one crappy English city, Karlie arrives at another one, Oxford, she checked into her crapping hotel, and look at at the city.
Karlie: And I thought Liverpool was complete garbage, guess I have to live with it though since Action Wrestling was dumb enough to do a tour in this shit country.
Karlie sits on the bed and flips through the channels.
Karlie: Does this country show anything other than Monty Python, Mr. Bean, and Dr. fucking Who.
She flips to another channel and finds William and Kate on the T.V screen
Karlie: So what are those two idiots doing today.
Karlie flips off the television.
Karlie: Fuck this country, I can’t wait to get back on American soil.
Karlie lays down and has a nap. Later she catches up with Nikki who finally arrives in England after a photo shoot in Paris.
Nikki: Great rain and fog, that’s all it does in this stinking country, It’s ruining my hair.
Karlie: In this shithole ruining your hair is the least of your worries.
As they sitting enjoying their lunch two fat guys approach asking for an autograph, Charles keeps them back as Nikki and Karlie get up and move to another table.
Nikki: Ugg, those guys were fat, hairy and disgusting, obviously Wade Moor fans.
Still trying to enjoy their lunch a little girl and her mom approach.
Mom: Excuse me but.
Nikki: Can’t we just enjoy our lunch without being constantly interrupted, I suppose you want an autograph or something.
The little girl opens her jacket revealing a Red, White, and, Bruised T-shirt.
Nikki: Well at least somebody knows who the best is.
Karlie: Thank-you
Karlie and Nikki sign the little girls t-shirt, the mom opens her jacket revealing a Karlie’s Kougar t-shirt, Karlie looks up with a smile, the mom leans down making sure that Karlie can look down her shirt. Karlie takes a look and again smiles, then signs the mom’s shirt, the mom leans down and whispers something in Karlie’s ear, Karlie writes something on a napkin and hands it to the mom, and she and her daughter walk off.
Nikki: You’re going to hump her mom aren’t you.
Karlie: I have to be honest, her accent was so sexy, so yeah after the show, mommy is going to pay Karlie a visit.
Nikki shakes her head.
Karlie: So how is your new assistant doing.
Nikki: Yeah that didn’t work out, she kept saying about how much she missed her family, so I let her go.
Karlie: Yeah, that can happen.
Nikki and Karlie finally get to finish their lunch and head off to the hotel, after they arrive Nikki waves Marcy over and Marcy shakes her head and they walk off. Karlie heads off to her room entering the elevator, and after exiting on her floor she walked down the hall and enters her room.
The camera scans around the campus of Oxford University and finds Karlie sitting on a bench, Karlie looks up from the book she holding and looks into the camera.
Karlie: Hey, welcome to Oxford University and today boys and girls we are going to play a game of word association, and for all of your simpletons who don’t know what I means let me explain it to you, I’ll say a word than give you the first thing I associate the word with.
Karlie reveals the book she’s holding as the Oxford English Dictionary.
Karlie: First word, boys and girls is incompetent, when I think of incompetent I think of every referee that works for Action Wrestling, their incompetence has cost me way too many times.
Karlie flips the pages.
Karlie: The next word boys and girls, is failure, when I think of failure I think of our new General Manager, Camila Gonzalez, really who has failed more than her, she was handed opportunity after opportunity and failed every single time, and no doubt she will fail as general manager.
Karlie again flips the pages again.
Karlie: The next word boys and girls is a big one liar, and unfortunately when I think of liar I think of Torture, Torture is a liar, he knew who these mirror mask guys were all along, and we all know those suspensions to Lockhart and Wade Moor were completely bogus, and eventually his true colors will reveal themselves.
Karlie continues to flips the pages of the dictionary.
Karlie: The next words are triple threat, this one is obvious its the match I’m involved in this week, against two men who everyone puts up on a pedestal and proclaim them legends, do I consider Zombie McMorris a legend, of course not he is a guy that Action Wrestling sees as bigger star than he actually is, beating Lincoln Kuechly doesn’t make someone a legend, Z-Mac is nothing but smoke and mirrors, Dude your not a mythical figure, your not supernatural, and your not a stupid honey badger so everyone needs to shut the fuck up about that, your just a man and man who this week at Clash I have to beat in order to compete for a dead title form a dead company, T.F.K for a good as you appear to be your a sleazy mutherfucker, your a fucking sewer rat in an expensive suit, who suddenly shows back up and gets handed an opportunity you didn’t fucking earn, so go fuck yourself you overrated hack, I know why I was put in this match because everyone expects me to lose, so really I have nothing to lose, I can sit back and just pick my spot then snatch victory from the hands of defeat, and walk into Turmoil the victor, which brings me to my last two words boys and girls dead and irrelevant, what comes to mind when I think of those two words I think of United Championship Infinite Wrestling the company is dead, and irrelevant well that’s the UCI title it’s irrelevant in the world of wrestling it means nothing, so after I become the number one contender and kick Casey Holliday’s ass at Turmoil, I’m going to do what should have been done already, I’m going to bury the UCI title and it’s long dead wrestling company for good. So what is it these stupid English people say, cheerio until Clash.
Karlie: And I thought Liverpool was complete garbage, guess I have to live with it though since Action Wrestling was dumb enough to do a tour in this shit country.
Karlie sits on the bed and flips through the channels.
Karlie: Does this country show anything other than Monty Python, Mr. Bean, and Dr. fucking Who.
She flips to another channel and finds William and Kate on the T.V screen
Karlie: So what are those two idiots doing today.
Karlie flips off the television.
Karlie: Fuck this country, I can’t wait to get back on American soil.
Karlie lays down and has a nap. Later she catches up with Nikki who finally arrives in England after a photo shoot in Paris.
Nikki: Great rain and fog, that’s all it does in this stinking country, It’s ruining my hair.
Karlie: In this shithole ruining your hair is the least of your worries.
As they sitting enjoying their lunch two fat guys approach asking for an autograph, Charles keeps them back as Nikki and Karlie get up and move to another table.
Nikki: Ugg, those guys were fat, hairy and disgusting, obviously Wade Moor fans.
Still trying to enjoy their lunch a little girl and her mom approach.
Mom: Excuse me but.
Nikki: Can’t we just enjoy our lunch without being constantly interrupted, I suppose you want an autograph or something.
The little girl opens her jacket revealing a Red, White, and, Bruised T-shirt.
Nikki: Well at least somebody knows who the best is.
Mom: My daughter is such a huge fan, and we think it's bloody disgusting who you are being treated.
Karlie and Nikki sign the little girls t-shirt, the mom opens her jacket revealing a Karlie’s Kougar t-shirt, Karlie looks up with a smile, the mom leans down making sure that Karlie can look down her shirt. Karlie takes a look and again smiles, then signs the mom’s shirt, the mom leans down and whispers something in Karlie’s ear, Karlie writes something on a napkin and hands it to the mom, and she and her daughter walk off.
Nikki: You’re going to hump her mom aren’t you.
Karlie: I have to be honest, her accent was so sexy, so yeah after the show, mommy is going to pay Karlie a visit.
Nikki shakes her head.
Karlie: So how is your new assistant doing.
Nikki: Yeah that didn’t work out, she kept saying about how much she missed her family, so I let her go.
Karlie: Yeah, that can happen.
Nikki and Karlie finally get to finish their lunch and head off to the hotel, after they arrive Nikki waves Marcy over and Marcy shakes her head and they walk off. Karlie heads off to her room entering the elevator, and after exiting on her floor she walked down the hall and enters her room.
The camera scans around the campus of Oxford University and finds Karlie sitting on a bench, Karlie looks up from the book she holding and looks into the camera.
Karlie: Hey, welcome to Oxford University and today boys and girls we are going to play a game of word association, and for all of your simpletons who don’t know what I means let me explain it to you, I’ll say a word than give you the first thing I associate the word with.
Karlie reveals the book she’s holding as the Oxford English Dictionary.
Karlie: First word, boys and girls is incompetent, when I think of incompetent I think of every referee that works for Action Wrestling, their incompetence has cost me way too many times.
Karlie flips the pages.
Karlie: The next word boys and girls, is failure, when I think of failure I think of our new General Manager, Camila Gonzalez, really who has failed more than her, she was handed opportunity after opportunity and failed every single time, and no doubt she will fail as general manager.
Karlie again flips the pages again.
Karlie: The next word boys and girls is a big one liar, and unfortunately when I think of liar I think of Torture, Torture is a liar, he knew who these mirror mask guys were all along, and we all know those suspensions to Lockhart and Wade Moor were completely bogus, and eventually his true colors will reveal themselves.
Karlie continues to flips the pages of the dictionary.
Karlie: The next words are triple threat, this one is obvious its the match I’m involved in this week, against two men who everyone puts up on a pedestal and proclaim them legends, do I consider Zombie McMorris a legend, of course not he is a guy that Action Wrestling sees as bigger star than he actually is, beating Lincoln Kuechly doesn’t make someone a legend, Z-Mac is nothing but smoke and mirrors, Dude your not a mythical figure, your not supernatural, and your not a stupid honey badger so everyone needs to shut the fuck up about that, your just a man and man who this week at Clash I have to beat in order to compete for a dead title form a dead company, T.F.K for a good as you appear to be your a sleazy mutherfucker, your a fucking sewer rat in an expensive suit, who suddenly shows back up and gets handed an opportunity you didn’t fucking earn, so go fuck yourself you overrated hack, I know why I was put in this match because everyone expects me to lose, so really I have nothing to lose, I can sit back and just pick my spot then snatch victory from the hands of defeat, and walk into Turmoil the victor, which brings me to my last two words boys and girls dead and irrelevant, what comes to mind when I think of those two words I think of United Championship Infinite Wrestling the company is dead, and irrelevant well that’s the UCI title it’s irrelevant in the world of wrestling it means nothing, so after I become the number one contender and kick Casey Holliday’s ass at Turmoil, I’m going to do what should have been done already, I’m going to bury the UCI title and it’s long dead wrestling company for good. So what is it these stupid English people say, cheerio until Clash.