Post by Jason Zurra on Nov 4, 2018 23:54:30 GMT -5
Vasillis has returned to the site, surrounding himself with large boulders. He goes to one in particular. The one with “Fuzzy Teddy” engraved. He takes an arrow, and stabs the boulder, compulsively engraving circles around the name.
Vasillis: Teddy, my man. How did you do it, brah? I was inches away from being the sole survivor of that match last week. I even outlasted Wild Boi. Some “champ” he is. Now we got some more business to attend to. A numba’ one contendership match. Never thought I'd haf'ta deal with this shit, but here we are. But it ain't just you and me, Teddy baby. We got some newbies in the fold. Some Extra Spicy red pepper lookin’ ass, Queen Telephone or some shit… and some bland ass bitch named Preston Edwards. But who gives a fuck about any of them? I'm gonna take Extra Spicy Hot Sauce™ and eat him whole. Television Delta won't be able to maintain mom's spaghetti once I shoot his ass with Apollo's Lucky Arrow. I already forget the other fucker's name. What the fuck ever.
Vasillis takes arrows and throws them toward other boulders with each of the aforementioned names engraved on each one. The arrows stick right to the middle of each name.
My focus is on you, Teddy Bear. Yo sneaky ass got lucky as fuck last week. You been catchin’ some wins, but you caught one on the wrooong demigod, boi. I'm the one that came into this shit as a champion. I'm the one that's about to walk out of this bitch with that title shot, because now I KNOW that Jaice was a lucky ass bitch when he snuck up a win on me. I don't got time to be fuckin’ with you fluke ass hoes. Compared to me? You ain't shit. I can blind spray through these other joke ass bitches, but I got you locked on, Seuss. I'm loading up the big guns on you, and I'll use some refined ass ammo on you. I buy that premium shit. So while you bust your 1st grade rhymes and wear yo tall, fuzzy hats, I'ma be snipin’ any fool that gets in my way to kickin’ yo ass out of A-Dub. I'd kick them out too, but then I'd get bored not havin’ anyone to face once I get that strap again, you feel me?
Vaas stabs his arrow to the “Fuzzy Teddy” engraving, and then picks up a Cat in the Hat plushie, seemingly from thin air.
Cat in the hat talks a lotta smack. Cat in the hat bouta fuckin’ get whacked. Teddy Geisel stealin’ wins like a weasel. Teddy Giesel gonna end up with a wheeze, yo.
Vasillis rips the head of the plushie off and tosses the body.
Vasillis Knight be shinin’ so bright. Vasillis Knight's bout to knock you out like a light. 201 and Fun will get its moment in the sun. 201 and Fun, everyone's 'bout to be on the run.
FUCK
WITH
ME!