Post by Karlie Nash on Nov 2, 2018 1:13:57 GMT -5
Halloween Night.
Karlie is busy handing out treats to all the princess, pirates, superheroes, and whatever the kids wear for Halloween these days, she closes the door to the latest batch of them and sits down, until the doors bell rang again and she opens the door and can’t help but chuckle at them.
One kid is carrying a ball and lays it down on the step, and Karlie puts some candy in his bag.
Karlie: Who are you supposed to be.
The kid throws a hissy fit and picks up the ball.
Kid: I’m Wade Moor and I’m upset so I’m taking my ball and going home.
Karlie: Puts some candy in the next kid's bag.
Karlie: Who are you.
Kid: I’m Lisa Foster.
Karlie: Well then maybe I should turn around so you can attack me from behind.
Karlie puts some candy in the next kid's bag.
Karlie: Your costume I like.
Kid: Thank-You L Verez is one of my favorite wrestlers.
Lastly, Karlie put some candy in the bag of an African-American kid, who has a white kid attached to his butt.
Karlie: I definitely know who you are.
Kid: Yeah, I’m Spencer Adams.
The kid attached to “Spencer’s” butt pulls his face away.
Kid: I’m Kyle Kemp.
Karlie: You have him down, that’s exactly who he his.
The kids walk off and that appears to be the end of them, suddenly the doorbell rings and Karlie opens the door.
Karlie: Aren’t you a little old for trick or treating.
Standing in the door is her neighbor Brenda.
Brenda: Well yes, but I thought you could use a special treat of your own.
Karlie: Well I have had a busy night.
Brenda walks past Karlie, her red heels clicking on Karlie’s hardwood floor. Karlie shuts the door and turns around Brenda is standing in the archway leading from the kitchen into the living room.
Brenda: Wanna see my costume.
Karlie smiles and nods her head yes. Brenda slowly opens her coat to reveal an M & M’s wrapper.
Karlie looks at Brenda's costume as she walks over.
Karlie: Why that costume.
Brenda smiles and leans into Karlie.
Brenda: Because I melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
Karlie: I bet you're delicious.
Brenda: Well unwrap me and find out.
Karlie and Brenda make their over to the couch, they start kissing and Karlie begins feeling around for the opening.
Brenda: I think you know what you have to do to get inside.
Liverpool England.
Tracy and Karlie are sitting having lunch.
Tracy: The last time you were here you were with…
Karlie: Yeah, but that’s a distant memory now, so I’ve heard that Nikki has hired a personal assistant, you met her what's she like.
Tracy is hesitant to give Karlie an answer.
Tracy: She seems nice, and we know that Nikki is very picky about who she hires to work for her.
Karlie: Yeah. So tell me more about Nikki’s new assistant.
Tracy: Well I only met her briefly, while I was dropping off Nikki’s travel package.
Karlie: Well I guess I’ll meet her assistant when she gets here.
Karlie: Okay, I guess I go check this city out then.
As Karlie is wandering around Liverpool, checking out the sites and realizing that city completely sucks she came across something that gets her thinking, she walks past then laughs as she turns back.
All those losers on social media were commenting about our tag team win last week, but the way I look at it beating the Fightsmart equivalent of Ringo Starr doesn’t mean shit, because let’s face the facts here, no one ever gave a shit about Ringo Starr and nobody gives a shit about Andre Aquarius.
Karlie motions for the camera to back up to reveal her standing next to the Beatles statue.
Karlie taps the Ringo statue.
Completely lifeless, like most of Nikki’s dates, now back to my point.
Karlie stands next to George Harrison.
I wonder if Lincoln gently weeps, and asks his sweet lord why people will never consider him any better than Kemp or Spencer.
Karlie then moves next to Paul McCartney.
McCartney here he's the main guy, the guy considered to be the best member of the Beatles, just the same way people consider Spencer Adams, the Paul McCartney of Fight Smart.
Finally, Karlie stands next to John Lennon.
Most people consider Lennon the best Beatle, me personally I never got the hype with the Beatles, songs about Yellow Submarines, Octopus Gardens, LSD and Strawberry Fields, but again back to my point, no matter how many great songs Lennon produced he was always considered second best to McCartney, and that’s you, Kyle, in a nutshell, your only second best because no matter how good you claim to be, everyone sees you as Spencer Adam's sidekick, no one thinks your better than Spencer Adams, and Spencer will never let you outshine him, personally I think you both suck. Everyone in that shithole called Bismarck saw me tap out Andre Aquarius, because it was just so easy, Andre was irrelevant in UCI, irrelevant in the 201 and fun division and irrelevant in Fightsmart, Andre is the guy who always got picked last because no one wanted him on their team, he’s the obvious weak link. But back to you Kyle I face you in this miserable city called Liverpool in front of a bunch of English idiots, who hang on everything William and Kate, their stupid children and the other two what’s their names again, who fucking cares, English people are amongst the dumbest people on earth.
Karlie slaps the Lennon Statue
Right Johnny boy, no answer huh. Just like you will Kyle will have no answer against me, You can’t outfight me, you can’t outwrestle me, and one on one you simply can’t beat me.
Karlie wraps her arm around the Lennon stature and begins singing.
People say Kyle’s a loser, and they’re not the only one, and at Clash, people will join us and the world will see that I have won.
Karlie stops singing.
Karlie is busy handing out treats to all the princess, pirates, superheroes, and whatever the kids wear for Halloween these days, she closes the door to the latest batch of them and sits down, until the doors bell rang again and she opens the door and can’t help but chuckle at them.
One kid is carrying a ball and lays it down on the step, and Karlie puts some candy in his bag.
Karlie: Who are you supposed to be.
The kid throws a hissy fit and picks up the ball.
Kid: I’m Wade Moor and I’m upset so I’m taking my ball and going home.
Karlie: Puts some candy in the next kid's bag.
Karlie: Who are you.
Kid: I’m Lisa Foster.
Karlie: Well then maybe I should turn around so you can attack me from behind.
Karlie puts some candy in the next kid's bag.
Karlie: Your costume I like.
Kid: Thank-You L Verez is one of my favorite wrestlers.
Lastly, Karlie put some candy in the bag of an African-American kid, who has a white kid attached to his butt.
Karlie: I definitely know who you are.
Kid: Yeah, I’m Spencer Adams.
The kid attached to “Spencer’s” butt pulls his face away.
Kid: I’m Kyle Kemp.
Karlie: You have him down, that’s exactly who he his.
The kids walk off and that appears to be the end of them, suddenly the doorbell rings and Karlie opens the door.
Karlie: Aren’t you a little old for trick or treating.
Standing in the door is her neighbor Brenda.
Brenda: Well yes, but I thought you could use a special treat of your own.
Karlie: Well I have had a busy night.
Brenda walks past Karlie, her red heels clicking on Karlie’s hardwood floor. Karlie shuts the door and turns around Brenda is standing in the archway leading from the kitchen into the living room.
Brenda: Wanna see my costume.
Karlie smiles and nods her head yes. Brenda slowly opens her coat to reveal an M & M’s wrapper.
Karlie looks at Brenda's costume as she walks over.
Karlie: Why that costume.
Brenda smiles and leans into Karlie.
Brenda: Because I melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
Karlie: I bet you're delicious.
Brenda: Well unwrap me and find out.
Karlie and Brenda make their over to the couch, they start kissing and Karlie begins feeling around for the opening.
Brenda: I think you know what you have to do to get inside.
Karlie smiles and puts her hands on the top of the costume, and Brenda on the face, then begins to move her hands.
as the scene fade out a ripping sound is heard.
Liverpool England.
Tracy and Karlie are sitting having lunch.
Tracy: The last time you were here you were with…
Karlie: Yeah, but that’s a distant memory now, so I’ve heard that Nikki has hired a personal assistant, you met her what's she like.
Tracy is hesitant to give Karlie an answer.
Tracy: She seems nice, and we know that Nikki is very picky about who she hires to work for her.
Karlie: Yeah. So tell me more about Nikki’s new assistant.
Tracy: Well I only met her briefly, while I was dropping off Nikki’s travel package.
Karlie: Well I guess I’ll meet her assistant when she gets here.
Tracy: Yes, but she's not scheduled to be here for another couple of hours.
As Karlie is wandering around Liverpool, checking out the sites and realizing that city completely sucks she came across something that gets her thinking, she walks past then laughs as she turns back.
All those losers on social media were commenting about our tag team win last week, but the way I look at it beating the Fightsmart equivalent of Ringo Starr doesn’t mean shit, because let’s face the facts here, no one ever gave a shit about Ringo Starr and nobody gives a shit about Andre Aquarius.
Karlie motions for the camera to back up to reveal her standing next to the Beatles statue.
Karlie taps the Ringo statue.
Completely lifeless, like most of Nikki’s dates, now back to my point.
Karlie stands next to George Harrison.
I wonder if Lincoln gently weeps, and asks his sweet lord why people will never consider him any better than Kemp or Spencer.
Karlie then moves next to Paul McCartney.
McCartney here he's the main guy, the guy considered to be the best member of the Beatles, just the same way people consider Spencer Adams, the Paul McCartney of Fight Smart.
Finally, Karlie stands next to John Lennon.
Most people consider Lennon the best Beatle, me personally I never got the hype with the Beatles, songs about Yellow Submarines, Octopus Gardens, LSD and Strawberry Fields, but again back to my point, no matter how many great songs Lennon produced he was always considered second best to McCartney, and that’s you, Kyle, in a nutshell, your only second best because no matter how good you claim to be, everyone sees you as Spencer Adam's sidekick, no one thinks your better than Spencer Adams, and Spencer will never let you outshine him, personally I think you both suck. Everyone in that shithole called Bismarck saw me tap out Andre Aquarius, because it was just so easy, Andre was irrelevant in UCI, irrelevant in the 201 and fun division and irrelevant in Fightsmart, Andre is the guy who always got picked last because no one wanted him on their team, he’s the obvious weak link. But back to you Kyle I face you in this miserable city called Liverpool in front of a bunch of English idiots, who hang on everything William and Kate, their stupid children and the other two what’s their names again, who fucking cares, English people are amongst the dumbest people on earth.
Karlie slaps the Lennon Statue
Right Johnny boy, no answer huh. Just like you will Kyle will have no answer against me, You can’t outfight me, you can’t outwrestle me, and one on one you simply can’t beat me.
Karlie wraps her arm around the Lennon stature and begins singing.
People say Kyle’s a loser, and they’re not the only one, and at Clash, people will join us and the world will see that I have won.
Karlie stops singing.
Imagine all the people, when I drop you on your head, and the ref has no other choice but to count one, two, three, or end up in a shitty Liverpool hospital.
Karlie looks at the Beatles Statue.
Overrated, just like Kyle Kemp.