Chase Jackson RP: "They're Fucking With Me, Duder"
Feb 17, 2018 19:03:44 GMT -5
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Post by Torture on Feb 17, 2018 19:03:44 GMT -5
- Scene opens up to Chase Jackson sitting in his one bedroom studio apartment that sits over the oriental restaurant in an industrial part of Chicago, Illinois where CJ3 is from. After his best friend from 5th grade or whatever Seth Colt left his ass for Torture's CoolWear Inc company and to be his assistant or kiss ass for his pro wrestling career, CJ3 just lives here and now works at the Oriental fast food underneath on the side. Well, more like full time, but he insists it's on the side. CJ3 takes the steroid needle out of his buttox and pulls up his sweat pants and ties his apron back on and leaves his bathroom after slamming the door and goes back down stairs.
Asian Owner: WAT IS WRONG WIT U? U MUST HURRY UP AND COOK. ORDERS ALL DAY AND U FUCK OFF
Chase Jackson: They're fucking with me, Duder! I KNOW they are!
Asian Owner: Who? Action Wrestle? Always they're fault never yours!
Chase Jackson: TEAMING ME WITH A FUCKING HOBO! First they leave me off the first show, now teaming me with a hobo! I'll beat all of their fuckin' asses, duder. I'm the best!
Asian Owner: WHY U SAY U DA BES? WHY U SAY DIS?!
Chase Jackson: BECAUSE IM STACKED, RACKED AND JACKED DUDER. DON'T EVEN QUESTION IT, BUD!
Asian Owner: Stack with jack what?
Chase Jackson: I AM STACKED ON ROIDS DUDER. I GOT RACKS ON RACKS AND IM JACKED AND CLEAN AS FUCK.
Asian Owner: You owe me rent for this month! U late!
Chase Jackson: Oh shut the fuck up!
Asian Owner: I thought you get big money from Tort-
Chase Jackson: NO I GOT BIG MONEY FROM SETH LERCH, THE OWNER OF WCF WHO PAID ME TO TAKE TORTURE OUT AND I FUCKING DID THAT BRO. I FUCKING DID THAT DUDER. I FUCKING BROKE HIS OLD ASS IN HALF. HE TOOK MY BEST FRIEND. HE RUINED MY LIFE. HE COMPLAINED TO AVERY ABOUT MY TRAINING TOO. FUCK HIM. FUCK ALL OF THEM. I GOT FIFTY G's BABY TO FUCK HIS ASS UP AND ID DO IT AGAIN!
Asian Owner: Where all da money?
- CJ3 poses.
Chase Jackson: LOOKING AT IT DUDER! IM FUCKING JACKED AND STACKED. THESE ROIDS. PREWORK OUTS. ILLEGAL SUPPLEMENTS GETTING ME BIGGER AND BETTER CHOW! YOU GOTTA LOVE IT!
Asian Owner: You overcook chicken and rice why u do dis. move out of way. you cant cook. like you wrestle you suck.
Chase Jackson: You're like two Ching-chong-chongs away from getting speared in your own kitchen, Chow! Anyways, I have to leave early tomorrow to make it to the airport for my flight back to Vegas!
Asian Owner: whatever! you lie!
- Scene fades out.
Asian Owner: WAT IS WRONG WIT U? U MUST HURRY UP AND COOK. ORDERS ALL DAY AND U FUCK OFF
Chase Jackson: They're fucking with me, Duder! I KNOW they are!
Asian Owner: Who? Action Wrestle? Always they're fault never yours!
Chase Jackson: TEAMING ME WITH A FUCKING HOBO! First they leave me off the first show, now teaming me with a hobo! I'll beat all of their fuckin' asses, duder. I'm the best!
Asian Owner: WHY U SAY U DA BES? WHY U SAY DIS?!
Chase Jackson: BECAUSE IM STACKED, RACKED AND JACKED DUDER. DON'T EVEN QUESTION IT, BUD!
Asian Owner: Stack with jack what?
Chase Jackson: I AM STACKED ON ROIDS DUDER. I GOT RACKS ON RACKS AND IM JACKED AND CLEAN AS FUCK.
Asian Owner: You owe me rent for this month! U late!
Chase Jackson: Oh shut the fuck up!
Asian Owner: I thought you get big money from Tort-
Chase Jackson: NO I GOT BIG MONEY FROM SETH LERCH, THE OWNER OF WCF WHO PAID ME TO TAKE TORTURE OUT AND I FUCKING DID THAT BRO. I FUCKING DID THAT DUDER. I FUCKING BROKE HIS OLD ASS IN HALF. HE TOOK MY BEST FRIEND. HE RUINED MY LIFE. HE COMPLAINED TO AVERY ABOUT MY TRAINING TOO. FUCK HIM. FUCK ALL OF THEM. I GOT FIFTY G's BABY TO FUCK HIS ASS UP AND ID DO IT AGAIN!
Asian Owner: Where all da money?
- CJ3 poses.
Chase Jackson: LOOKING AT IT DUDER! IM FUCKING JACKED AND STACKED. THESE ROIDS. PREWORK OUTS. ILLEGAL SUPPLEMENTS GETTING ME BIGGER AND BETTER CHOW! YOU GOTTA LOVE IT!
Asian Owner: You overcook chicken and rice why u do dis. move out of way. you cant cook. like you wrestle you suck.
Chase Jackson: You're like two Ching-chong-chongs away from getting speared in your own kitchen, Chow! Anyways, I have to leave early tomorrow to make it to the airport for my flight back to Vegas!
Asian Owner: whatever! you lie!
- Scene fades out.