Post by Chase Jackson on Oct 25, 2018 16:54:58 GMT -5
- Scene opens up to Chase Jackson standing in front of the Action Wrestling logo as if he's backstage. Next to him is Seth Colt, and behind them is 201 exclusive superstar Carlos Lopez. Adilene Floyd steps in and begins to interview them.
Adilene Floyd: My guest at this time is Chase Jackson, and Mr. Jackson you have a one on one match with Bishop this Monday night on Clash for the Television Championship..
Chase Jackson: Whats up duder and duderettes its your boy Chase ACTION Jackson, and let me tell you it's finally NICE to get some god damn respect around here, ya know what I'm saying!?
- The boys fist bump and slap Chase on the shoulders and back.
Chase Jackson: Just like when I started this shit company for Gravedigger and Torture they left me off the first pay per view, and recently they've been leaving me off PPVs again and you know it seemed all was lost but it looks like now they got their heads out of their asses and they're starting to respect me by handing me a huge, championship opportunity against Bishop!
Adilene Floyd: Yes, so what are your-
Chase Jackson: Hold up doper duder, you fine as hell dime-bell, let me set a few things straight! The first thing I need to set straight is that Syndicate is here to stay, you all think that Fight Smarter are the bestest dopest duders in Pro Wrestling, well you're wrong as hell, Jezebel. We are. We are a bond of brothers and nothing comes between us! Soon we'll be Tag Team Champions, soon we'll be 201 Champion again and after Monday Night on Clash live on CBS, I'll be Television Champion! THE WAY it should be!
The other thing I need to set straight is that gator meat eatin' tall boy drinkin' big dumb son of a bitch thinks he can just cruise in and out of Action Wrestling like he owns the place! Cool, you beat Gravedigger and you won't shut the hell up about it, big deal, if I wanted to beat some no-name wanna-be hall of famer, I could do the same thing to the likes of Roy Speede and D-Day both of which are way better and talented than Gravediggers old dumb ass! You know who the best is? Know who the win-not-lose roster booze cruise son of a bitch is? ME DUDERRR! I come and go as a I please! Not you!
Bishop, the only thing you're good at is walking down to the ring like some 1970's pimp with no bitches! You got no game! You have no swag! You can't even win a World Title match you stupid black son of a bitch!
Adilene Floyd: Wow, Chase, I think-
Chase Jackson: No way duder boober, you ain't stopping this train right now! You know, Bishop you call yourself the Beast! You're small shit compared to me and my Syndicate brothers you jacked up hamfisted jobber! You can't even speak perfect english! Where you really from? Deep parts of Incest, Louisiana? Just look at this quote from what you said last week! Carlos, give me that piece of paper!
- Chase reads off of a piece of paper that is legit a quote from Bishop from his Carnage promo.
Chase Jackson: "Rose, What can I say the baddest world in wrestling. Me and you have been in nla lit of matches"
What in the holy hell are you even trying to say!? She's the baddest world in wrestling?! What does that mean? Shes a world?! What is NLA lit of matches?! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN, BISHOP?! I NEED ANSWERS LIKE YOU NEED TO BE SPEARED YOU KAT WILLIAMS ON STEROIDS LOOKING BITCH.
- Chase takes a breath.
Chase Jackson: How many times did your sister-mother screw your cousin and pop you out fifty-some-odd years ago! You look fifty, bitch. No one is putting money on you because you win like 10% of your matches! So you've had some PPV streak going? Of what? PPV losses?! I'm a winner, DUDER, Syndicate are winners, you're a no-named loser and at Clash you'll be on your back getting that three count staring at the stars in the ceiling while I'm celebrating my new Television Championship!
- Chase takes the towel off of Seth Colts shoulder and wipes his face with it and does a little pose.
Chase Jackson: Look at me, Bishop. You think you can compete with this? Your faux-muscles, your dumb stupid body and wanna-be-Beast attitude isn't going to do SHIT against me. I'M JACKED.. ALL THE WAY UP, Duder, and at Clash you're going to see why! Jesus Christ, Bishop, you don't even have the confidence to win half the time! At Carnage you told the media that you weren't even sure you were going to win and thought Rose or Destroyer was going to win! HAH! Like they can even win a match, HAH. Loserrsssssss, they're Loser Duders and that's all I got to say about that!
Adilene Floyd: Any other thoughts, Ch-
Chase Jackson: You're looking at the new Television Champion, a piece of hardware that should have been around my waist from the initial start if it wasn't for Gravedigger and Torture screwing me around since day one! I'll be your new Television Champion, that incest bastard can't even talk and he can go back down to the back of the line and the bottom of the barrel where he belongs! You know, the bottom of the barrel, where his uncle dad shot that load while bending his sister mom over and creating Bishop! PEACE DUDER.
- The scene fades to black.
Adilene Floyd: My guest at this time is Chase Jackson, and Mr. Jackson you have a one on one match with Bishop this Monday night on Clash for the Television Championship..
Chase Jackson: Whats up duder and duderettes its your boy Chase ACTION Jackson, and let me tell you it's finally NICE to get some god damn respect around here, ya know what I'm saying!?
- The boys fist bump and slap Chase on the shoulders and back.
Chase Jackson: Just like when I started this shit company for Gravedigger and Torture they left me off the first pay per view, and recently they've been leaving me off PPVs again and you know it seemed all was lost but it looks like now they got their heads out of their asses and they're starting to respect me by handing me a huge, championship opportunity against Bishop!
Adilene Floyd: Yes, so what are your-
Chase Jackson: Hold up doper duder, you fine as hell dime-bell, let me set a few things straight! The first thing I need to set straight is that Syndicate is here to stay, you all think that Fight Smarter are the bestest dopest duders in Pro Wrestling, well you're wrong as hell, Jezebel. We are. We are a bond of brothers and nothing comes between us! Soon we'll be Tag Team Champions, soon we'll be 201 Champion again and after Monday Night on Clash live on CBS, I'll be Television Champion! THE WAY it should be!
The other thing I need to set straight is that gator meat eatin' tall boy drinkin' big dumb son of a bitch thinks he can just cruise in and out of Action Wrestling like he owns the place! Cool, you beat Gravedigger and you won't shut the hell up about it, big deal, if I wanted to beat some no-name wanna-be hall of famer, I could do the same thing to the likes of Roy Speede and D-Day both of which are way better and talented than Gravediggers old dumb ass! You know who the best is? Know who the win-not-lose roster booze cruise son of a bitch is? ME DUDERRR! I come and go as a I please! Not you!
Bishop, the only thing you're good at is walking down to the ring like some 1970's pimp with no bitches! You got no game! You have no swag! You can't even win a World Title match you stupid black son of a bitch!
Adilene Floyd: Wow, Chase, I think-
Chase Jackson: No way duder boober, you ain't stopping this train right now! You know, Bishop you call yourself the Beast! You're small shit compared to me and my Syndicate brothers you jacked up hamfisted jobber! You can't even speak perfect english! Where you really from? Deep parts of Incest, Louisiana? Just look at this quote from what you said last week! Carlos, give me that piece of paper!
- Chase reads off of a piece of paper that is legit a quote from Bishop from his Carnage promo.
Chase Jackson: "Rose, What can I say the baddest world in wrestling. Me and you have been in nla lit of matches"
What in the holy hell are you even trying to say!? She's the baddest world in wrestling?! What does that mean? Shes a world?! What is NLA lit of matches?! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN, BISHOP?! I NEED ANSWERS LIKE YOU NEED TO BE SPEARED YOU KAT WILLIAMS ON STEROIDS LOOKING BITCH.
- Chase takes a breath.
Chase Jackson: How many times did your sister-mother screw your cousin and pop you out fifty-some-odd years ago! You look fifty, bitch. No one is putting money on you because you win like 10% of your matches! So you've had some PPV streak going? Of what? PPV losses?! I'm a winner, DUDER, Syndicate are winners, you're a no-named loser and at Clash you'll be on your back getting that three count staring at the stars in the ceiling while I'm celebrating my new Television Championship!
- Chase takes the towel off of Seth Colts shoulder and wipes his face with it and does a little pose.
Chase Jackson: Look at me, Bishop. You think you can compete with this? Your faux-muscles, your dumb stupid body and wanna-be-Beast attitude isn't going to do SHIT against me. I'M JACKED.. ALL THE WAY UP, Duder, and at Clash you're going to see why! Jesus Christ, Bishop, you don't even have the confidence to win half the time! At Carnage you told the media that you weren't even sure you were going to win and thought Rose or Destroyer was going to win! HAH! Like they can even win a match, HAH. Loserrsssssss, they're Loser Duders and that's all I got to say about that!
Adilene Floyd: Any other thoughts, Ch-
Chase Jackson: You're looking at the new Television Champion, a piece of hardware that should have been around my waist from the initial start if it wasn't for Gravedigger and Torture screwing me around since day one! I'll be your new Television Champion, that incest bastard can't even talk and he can go back down to the back of the line and the bottom of the barrel where he belongs! You know, the bottom of the barrel, where his uncle dad shot that load while bending his sister mom over and creating Bishop! PEACE DUDER.
- The scene fades to black.