Post by Karlie Nash on Oct 25, 2018 3:01:40 GMT -5
You two are becoming a public relations nightmare.
The scene opens with Kira Sommers sitting a couch opposite Karlie and Nikki.
Nikki: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Kira: Well for starters you knocked out the backstage reporter.
Nikki: I did didn’t I.
Karlie: Nice form on that kick, by the way, Jenna went down like the sack of useless shit she is.
Nikki: Thanks.
Kira: So this is some kind of joke to you two.
Karlie: I told her to get out of my face, twice and she didn’t listen so Nikki took measures into her own hands.
Kira: Your lucky Action Wrestling didn’t fire you.
Karlie: Why would they do that,then they wouldn’t have anyone to screw over on a weekly basis.
Kira: I’m looking into that, but Gravedigger and Torture probably aren’t going to be too happy with you skipping out of an Action Wrestling fan event.
Nikki: Karlie and I fulfilled the obligation, we showed up, then left, I really don’t see what the problem is.
Kira: Action wrestling expects you to be interactive with the fans.
Karlie: The fans are idiots, and I’m done with fan events, hell I’m done with the fans in general.
Nikki: Yeah I don’t want any of those people touching me or asking for an autograph, or a picture.
So that’s your excuse for walking out the fans are idiots.
Karlie and Nikki at Tracy and laugh.
Tracy: Laugh all you want don’t you weren’t the one who had to try and explain why you two just up and walked out of the fan event.
Tracy: Well there were actually fans there who actually wanted to meet you, and they went home disappointed.
Karlie: Cry me a fucking river, so anytime Action Wrestling schedules another fan event, just tell them we’re busy.
Nikki: Maybe we’ll watching paint dry or something more exciting than sitting at a table for hours, signing autographs for a bunch of ungrateful ingrates.
Tracy: I get that you're playing this whole we suddenly hate the fans thing.
Karlie: I’m not playing, are you playing Nikki.
Nikki: No I’m not playing either.
Tracy: Well it seems that Kira and I are going to have to do damage control.
Karlie: Don’t bother.
Tracy: I have to I’m your Manager so it's my responsibility to handle these things.
Kira: Mine too.
Nikki: Issue some statement about having a family emergency or something, those gullible idiots will believe that.
Kira: I not going to lie about something like that.
Nikki: You will do what I pay you to do.
Tracy looks at Karlie and motions with her hands.
Karlie: I’m with Nikki on this just come up with a believable excuse.
Nikki stands up from the couch.
Nikki: I’d like to stay here, but I have a photo shoot to get too.
Tracy: So, what are your plans, Karlie.
An attractive mature lady knocks on the french doors.
Karlie: I have a lunch date.
Karlie walks out the door and speaks to the mature lady then they walk off.
Nikki pulls a fifty out of her pocket and slams it on the coffee table.
Nikki: Fifty bucks says Karlie bangs her.
Kelly: I’ll pass that’s a sucker bet.
Nikki looks around the room.
Nikki: no takers.
Marcy and Jenny place fifties on the table.
Marcy: We’re in.
Nikki: Anyone else
The rest of the ladies pass.
Nikki: Fine then, tell Charles to get the car ready, we’re leaving in ten.
Several hours later Nikki and her girls are hanging out by the pool as Karlie walks in.
Nikki: So how was your does the quotes motions with her fingers* lunch date.
Karlie smiles and winks then entered the house.
Nikki: Yep, she banged her, what time is it.
Stella: 5:30.
Nikki: Shit, that Dani chick is going to be here in an hour I need to get ready.
Squared Circle New with Dani Applegate.
The camera pans to Dani Applegate.
Nikki: Whatever, can we move this along.
Dani: Since Uprising you have been chasing the tag team titles currently being held by #Fightsmart, but recently you have suffered a series of controversial losses to Spencer and Kyle what are your thought on this.
Karlie: First I’d like to thank you for asking a dumb question, what are our thoughts, we’re pissed off, every match we constantly out wrestle #Fightdumb, and every time we lose due to corrupt refereeing.
Dani: So you fell that the referees are instructed to cheat you out of matches.
Nikki: That’s exactly what we’re saying Dani, At uprising, the referee saw a legal tag he ignored it, and they have been screwing us ever since.
Dani: And who do you think is giving the referee these instructions.
Karlie: It has to come from the top, Gravedigger, Torture, or Jason Stasiak.
Dani: Are you employing that management is deliberately screwing you over.
Nikki: I haven’t been in Action Wrestling as long a Karlie, but I know when something stinks to high heaven and its obvious that we’re being screwed over for what reason we don’t know.
Karlie: I’d like to know the reason myself.
Dani: Moving along, what are your thought on the members of #FightSmart.
Karlie: Lincoln is nothing but a lackey, he talks then can’t back it up, Andre Aquarius I remember from UCI he sucked then and he sucks now, Kyle Kemp that guy needs to get his lips surgically removed from Spencer Adams ass, without Spencer Kyle Kemp is a nobody, and without Kyle Kemp, Spencer Adams would have never been Action Wrestling Champion, so those two are connected at the hip so to speak. Now let me tell you the kind of person Spencer Adams really is, Spencer Adams is the kind of guy who sits back and does nothing while his mother is getting violently assaulted by mama mustache and her two idiot inbred sons, Spencer Adams is a lowlife scumbag who only cares about one person and that’s Spencer Adams.
Dani: So what about this match coming up at Clash the four on four elimination match featuring #Fightsmart against Red, White, and Bruised, and your teammates for the evening Zombie McMorris and L Verez.
Karlie: Before I give you my theory on what is probably going to happen, Nikki and I have two great partners, everyone knows the legend of Zombie McMorris, I’m convinced the guy isn’t human, the guy has been in some of the most violent sadistic matches and has walked out the winner, If I’m team #Fightdumb I’m shitting my pants knowing that he’s across the ring from them, L Verez is the most talented wrestler I’ve faced in my career, but like me she’s been held back for wrestlers who don’t have a third of her talent, look at her performance at Carnage in the Nightmare Chamber, she beat Corey Black in his own match, L should be a world title contender no doubt about it. Now about my theory, I’m sure there’s already a plan in place to get Nikki and me out of the match early or screw us over in the end, but as I said, Dani we have the x-factors on our side, Z-Mac is respected in this company so they won’t screw him over, L has more talent then every member of #FightDumb and can take either of out in the blink of an eye, Kemp, Lincoln, and Andre's only purpose is to protect Spencer Adams because #FightSmart is about Spencer Adams and not his three lackeys, they're expendable at a moments notice.
Dani: Okay so what about this card being a celebration of Survivor.
Nikki: People who watch Survivor are morons, they do know the entire show is fake right, they don’t survive on a deserted island for 49 days or however many they claim it is, they film a few days worth of footage then spread it out over the season, and those tribal councils at the end of every show are filmed in the T.V studio, so I don’t know why Clash is honoring this fake garbage, maybe it's part of the CBS deal, who knows, but I know I don’t care, what I do care about is beating #FightDumb in front of those idiots in Bismarck North Dakota.
Dani: So we’re just about out of time any last words.
Karlie: This Monday at Clash, I’m going to say this to the referee of our match I know you have your marching orders, but be ready for the consequences if you screw us over again, a boot to the face will be the least of your worries, and to #FightDumb we’re coming to kill you.
Dani: And with that, I’m Dani Applegate and this has been another edition of Squared Circle News.
The scene opens with Kira Sommers sitting a couch opposite Karlie and Nikki.
Nikki: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Kira: Well for starters you knocked out the backstage reporter.
Nikki: I did didn’t I.
Karlie: Nice form on that kick, by the way, Jenna went down like the sack of useless shit she is.
Nikki: Thanks.
Kira: So this is some kind of joke to you two.
Karlie: I told her to get out of my face, twice and she didn’t listen so Nikki took measures into her own hands.
Kira: Your lucky Action Wrestling didn’t fire you.
Karlie: Why would they do that,then they wouldn’t have anyone to screw over on a weekly basis.
Kira: I’m looking into that, but Gravedigger and Torture probably aren’t going to be too happy with you skipping out of an Action Wrestling fan event.
Nikki: Karlie and I fulfilled the obligation, we showed up, then left, I really don’t see what the problem is.
Kira: Action wrestling expects you to be interactive with the fans.
Karlie: The fans are idiots, and I’m done with fan events, hell I’m done with the fans in general.
Nikki: Yeah I don’t want any of those people touching me or asking for an autograph, or a picture.
So that’s your excuse for walking out the fans are idiots.
Karlie and Nikki at Tracy and laugh.
Tracy: Laugh all you want don’t you weren’t the one who had to try and explain why you two just up and walked out of the fan event.
Karlie: I think we both explained it already the fans are idiots and not worth our time.
Karlie: Cry me a fucking river, so anytime Action Wrestling schedules another fan event, just tell them we’re busy.
Nikki: Maybe we’ll watching paint dry or something more exciting than sitting at a table for hours, signing autographs for a bunch of ungrateful ingrates.
Tracy: I get that you're playing this whole we suddenly hate the fans thing.
Karlie: I’m not playing, are you playing Nikki.
Nikki: No I’m not playing either.
Tracy: Well it seems that Kira and I are going to have to do damage control.
Karlie: Don’t bother.
Tracy: I have to I’m your Manager so it's my responsibility to handle these things.
Kira: Mine too.
Nikki: Issue some statement about having a family emergency or something, those gullible idiots will believe that.
Kira: I not going to lie about something like that.
Nikki: You will do what I pay you to do.
Tracy looks at Karlie and motions with her hands.
Karlie: I’m with Nikki on this just come up with a believable excuse.
Nikki stands up from the couch.
Nikki: I’d like to stay here, but I have a photo shoot to get too.
Tracy: So, what are your plans, Karlie.
An attractive mature lady knocks on the french doors.
Tracy, Kira, and Nikki look at the mature lady standing outside.
Karlie walks out the door and speaks to the mature lady then they walk off.
Nikki pulls a fifty out of her pocket and slams it on the coffee table.
Nikki: Fifty bucks says Karlie bangs her.
Kelly: I’ll pass that’s a sucker bet.
Nikki looks around the room.
Nikki: no takers.
Marcy and Jenny place fifties on the table.
Marcy: We’re in.
Nikki: Anyone else
The rest of the ladies pass.
Nikki: Fine then, tell Charles to get the car ready, we’re leaving in ten.
Several hours later Nikki and her girls are hanging out by the pool as Karlie walks in.
Nikki: So how was your does the quotes motions with her fingers* lunch date.
Karlie smiles and winks then entered the house.
Nikki: Yep, she banged her, what time is it.
Stella: 5:30.
Nikki: Shit, that Dani chick is going to be here in an hour I need to get ready.
Squared Circle New with Dani Applegate.
The camera pans to Dani Applegate.
Dani: Hello, and welcome back to another edition on Squared Circle News, I’m Dani Applegate and joining me today are the members of Team Red, White, and Bruised, Karlie Nash and Nikki Vaughn, welcome to Squared Circle News.
Dani: Since Uprising you have been chasing the tag team titles currently being held by #Fightsmart, but recently you have suffered a series of controversial losses to Spencer and Kyle what are your thought on this.
Karlie: First I’d like to thank you for asking a dumb question, what are our thoughts, we’re pissed off, every match we constantly out wrestle #Fightdumb, and every time we lose due to corrupt refereeing.
Dani: So you fell that the referees are instructed to cheat you out of matches.
Nikki: That’s exactly what we’re saying Dani, At uprising, the referee saw a legal tag he ignored it, and they have been screwing us ever since.
Dani: And who do you think is giving the referee these instructions.
Karlie: It has to come from the top, Gravedigger, Torture, or Jason Stasiak.
Dani: Are you employing that management is deliberately screwing you over.
Nikki: I haven’t been in Action Wrestling as long a Karlie, but I know when something stinks to high heaven and its obvious that we’re being screwed over for what reason we don’t know.
Karlie: I’d like to know the reason myself.
Dani: Moving along, what are your thought on the members of #FightSmart.
Karlie: Lincoln is nothing but a lackey, he talks then can’t back it up, Andre Aquarius I remember from UCI he sucked then and he sucks now, Kyle Kemp that guy needs to get his lips surgically removed from Spencer Adams ass, without Spencer Kyle Kemp is a nobody, and without Kyle Kemp, Spencer Adams would have never been Action Wrestling Champion, so those two are connected at the hip so to speak. Now let me tell you the kind of person Spencer Adams really is, Spencer Adams is the kind of guy who sits back and does nothing while his mother is getting violently assaulted by mama mustache and her two idiot inbred sons, Spencer Adams is a lowlife scumbag who only cares about one person and that’s Spencer Adams.
Dani: So what about this match coming up at Clash the four on four elimination match featuring #Fightsmart against Red, White, and Bruised, and your teammates for the evening Zombie McMorris and L Verez.
Karlie: Before I give you my theory on what is probably going to happen, Nikki and I have two great partners, everyone knows the legend of Zombie McMorris, I’m convinced the guy isn’t human, the guy has been in some of the most violent sadistic matches and has walked out the winner, If I’m team #Fightdumb I’m shitting my pants knowing that he’s across the ring from them, L Verez is the most talented wrestler I’ve faced in my career, but like me she’s been held back for wrestlers who don’t have a third of her talent, look at her performance at Carnage in the Nightmare Chamber, she beat Corey Black in his own match, L should be a world title contender no doubt about it. Now about my theory, I’m sure there’s already a plan in place to get Nikki and me out of the match early or screw us over in the end, but as I said, Dani we have the x-factors on our side, Z-Mac is respected in this company so they won’t screw him over, L has more talent then every member of #FightDumb and can take either of out in the blink of an eye, Kemp, Lincoln, and Andre's only purpose is to protect Spencer Adams because #FightSmart is about Spencer Adams and not his three lackeys, they're expendable at a moments notice.
Dani: Okay so what about this card being a celebration of Survivor.
Nikki: People who watch Survivor are morons, they do know the entire show is fake right, they don’t survive on a deserted island for 49 days or however many they claim it is, they film a few days worth of footage then spread it out over the season, and those tribal councils at the end of every show are filmed in the T.V studio, so I don’t know why Clash is honoring this fake garbage, maybe it's part of the CBS deal, who knows, but I know I don’t care, what I do care about is beating #FightDumb in front of those idiots in Bismarck North Dakota.
Dani: So we’re just about out of time any last words.
Karlie: This Monday at Clash, I’m going to say this to the referee of our match I know you have your marching orders, but be ready for the consequences if you screw us over again, a boot to the face will be the least of your worries, and to #FightDumb we’re coming to kill you.
Dani: And with that, I’m Dani Applegate and this has been another edition of Squared Circle News.