Post by Jason Zurra on Oct 21, 2018 22:59:51 GMT -5
Vasillis: FINALLY! Some fucking competition!
Vasillis is dancing down an extravagant, endlessly long hallway, wearing a nice outfit, and the 201 and Fun Championship around his waist.
Vasillis: I got 2 challengers for Carnage. One newbie, and even better, a crossover boi from the main roster. Now shit is gettin’ good! Now I got some REAL talent to defend my belt against. This is what I've been waiting for. Apollo's favorite son has some motherfuckin’ necks to snap, as well as some false hopes and dreams. These bois dunno what's 'bout ta hit 'em! Lemme start with this Koji Iwantani noob.
I respect Japanese culture. The Zurras, Roku, and Skye gave me so many reasons to. I get why Skye is cloaked, but why the fuck does Koji gotta wear a mask? Why not leave that tradition to the Mexicans? What do you have to hide? A major “Skar”? A butterface? Are you actually a horse? I don't get it, man. Reveal yo'self. Show your true colors. It's cool that you look like a ninja, but it's all an act. You ain't foolin’ anyone. You definitely ain't foolin’ me. My scope has x-ray vision, boi. I got your skull locked on. I'll be honest though, I expect a lot from ya. Like I said, I know your culture. I especially know how ya'll fight. Ya'll go hard. Ya'll don't hold back. You better hit me as hard as you can if you have any hopes of winning. I don't need to be facing any more pussy ass bitches. I want the best. The very fucking best. You better bring your fucking A game, so that when I bury yo ass, you can at least look tough during yo final stand. Your first AW match is about to be yo last, because you're dealing with the Knight Mair.
As Vaas goes down the hall, framed pictures of wrestling legends are shown. He stops at one of Jaice Wilds.
Vasillis: Speaking of masks, I'm facing the man of many faces. Payaso Loco in UCI, Dark Spectre in NBW and AW, but now the masks are off. What Jaice finally did is what Koji needs to do, but why did Jaice put on the mask in the first place? I'ma tell you why. Narcissism. Now, I get it. I love me too! I'm fucking amazing. But I don't need to make multiple personalities to also be awesome. Jaice wanted to be three times as legendary. He wanted three people in the mirror to smile at. He can deny it, I don't give a fuck. Like I said, my scope has X-Ray visions. I see through it all. You can't hide shit from me. But I'm 'bout to smack all three of them smiles off yo fuckin’ face, bruh. What did you do as Payaso, really? Does anyone even remember the name? What the fuck did Dark Spectre even do? You wanted to wait for your glorious moment to unmask and reveal yourself as Jaice Wilds, but then that hobo ass Felix Stapleton got you caught. What a fuckin’ joke. He made Dark Spectre look like a joke. Now I'm 'bout to make Jaice Wilds look like a joke. I'm gonna keep my undefeated streak, and stomp on EVERYONE, 201, main roster, EVERYONE!
FUCK WITH ME, BITCHES!
He grabs the picture frame and slams it down, laughing maniacally as he stomps on it.