Post by Karlie Nash on Oct 18, 2018 0:16:59 GMT -5
St. Paul Minnesota Golden Girls Retirement Community.
A woman and her two children walk into the main meeting area as one of the workers walk up to them.
Woman: Hey, how is my mom doing today?
Worker: She’s fine one of the volunteers has been keeping her company, I’ll go how they are doing.
The worker walks to the room and knocks, and silver-haired fox opens the door and peeks out around.
Worker: Your daughter and grandkids are here to see you.
Silver Fox: Give me five minutes.
Worker: Okay.
The silver fox closes the door and turns towards the bed where a woman young enough to be her granddaughter is sitting on the edge of the bed.
Silver Fox: I’m sorry Karlie but I wasn’t expecting my family today.
Karlie now pulling on her t-shirt and zipping up her pants turns to the silver fox.
Karlie: It’s okay Donna, I enjoyed our time together, and I know you did too.
Donna: Yes, and I know I can’t speak for the other ladies, but it’s been so great having you volunteer here.
Karlie walks over to Donna wraps her arms around her and kisses her.
Karlie: I never knew a place like this existed, but I’m so happy that it found it.
Donna opened the door as Karlie walked out Donna smacked her on the ass, Karlie turned and smiled at her.
Donna: So I guess I’ll be seeing you after you get back from Seattle.
Karlie: Yeah.
Karlie: Looks like I have the time.
Karlie walks to Millie’s room and knocked the door opened and Karlie entered, an hour later Karlie exits and again receives a smack on the ass. Before leaving Karlie bumps into Bernice the owner of the community.
Bernice: Well you have made several ladies happy today.
Karlie: Just doing my part.
Bernice: Good-luck in Seattle, when you win the ladies and I have planned a very special celebration for you.
Karlie: Well if that wasn't reason enough for me to win, I don’t know what is.
Bernice and Karlie hug, then Karlie leaves.
Several Days later.
That rant you went on in Detroit has gone viral.
The scene opens with Kira Sommers and Karlie sitting in the airport.
Karlie: Who cares.
Kira: Well the internet seems to care.
Karlie: I don’t care what the internet thinks, nothing but a bunch of losers who sit behind a computer and run their mouths about shit they know nothing about.
Kira: They’ve very vocal though, and it's probably best from a PR standpoint to issue some sort of statement on the issue.
Karlie: So when exactly did you start handling my PR.
Kira: I just figured that…
Kira is typing into her phone.
Karlie: You can all pucker up and kiss my ass.
Kira stops typing.
Kira: You really want me to issue that.
Karlie: Yes.
Kira: Okay, but are you sure.
Karlie: Yes I'm sure.
Kira: Okay then I’ll issue it.
Karlie: Alright tell, Nikki I’ll see her in Seattle.
Kira: Okay.
Karlie walks towards her gate and disappears out of sight.
Several hours later Seattle Washington.
Karlie now rested from her cross-country flight is standing in front of Centurylink Field home of the Seattle Seahawks.
Karlie: Seattle thinks of itself as a sporting team, but one major championship doesn’t make you a sporting town, the Supersonics sucked so bad that they were sold and moved to Oklahoma City, Ken Griffey Jr. got so sick of losing in this town he went to Cincinnati, and Randy Johnson in order for him to win anything he had to go to Arizona of all fucking places.
Karlie turns and with a smug grin on her face looked at the stadium sign.
Karlie: But Seattle had its moment of glory 2014 the Seahawks end the trend of losing in this city yippy everyone was happy, but nobody even remembers that everyone remembers Pete Carroll’s bonehead call against the Patriots, you have Marshawn Lynch a touchdown machine beast mode, and you try the bonehead pass, you idiots deserved to lose that Superbowl. Pete Carroll is almost as incompetent as an Action Wrestling referee notice I said almost, those guys make the three blind mice look good, they screwed us over in our title match against #FightSmart and they screwed us over against the hungry, hungry hippo, and Evander somebody, I’m betting on orders form management, or from a #FightSmart payoff, because when the Talent Enhancers are considered worthy challengers and Red, White, and Bruised are not, well that stinks worse than this city, so if #FightSmart want an easy night maybe they pull the Talent Enhancers out of whatever hospital went sent them too in Detroit, or maybe they can just accept the fact that we’re simply the better team, whether you want to admit it or not, it's simply the fact, but somewhere in the back of my mind I have the sinking feeling that the fix is already, because we all without all the bullshit, #FightSmart can’t beat Team Red, White, and Bruised, you know your the inferior team, and your time is about to run out, and whether its by hook or by crook, every idiot that has bought a ticket for Carnage, will see all your underhanded bullshit come to an end, because we will leave no doubt about who is truly at the top of the Action Wrestling tag team division, and here are the spoilers folks, it ain’t #Fightsmart, it isn’t Power Word: Kill, it ain't the No Talent Enhancers, it’s team Red, White,and Bruised.
Just as Karlie finished her promo it starts to pour down rain.
Karlie: Fuck I hate this city.
A woman and her two children walk into the main meeting area as one of the workers walk up to them.
Woman: Hey, how is my mom doing today?
Worker: She’s fine one of the volunteers has been keeping her company, I’ll go how they are doing.
The worker walks to the room and knocks, and silver-haired fox opens the door and peeks out around.
Worker: Your daughter and grandkids are here to see you.
Silver Fox: Give me five minutes.
Worker: Okay.
The silver fox closes the door and turns towards the bed where a woman young enough to be her granddaughter is sitting on the edge of the bed.
Silver Fox: I’m sorry Karlie but I wasn’t expecting my family today.
Karlie now pulling on her t-shirt and zipping up her pants turns to the silver fox.
Karlie: It’s okay Donna, I enjoyed our time together, and I know you did too.
Donna: Yes, and I know I can’t speak for the other ladies, but it’s been so great having you volunteer here.
Karlie walks over to Donna wraps her arms around her and kisses her.
Karlie: I never knew a place like this existed, but I’m so happy that it found it.
Donna opened the door as Karlie walked out Donna smacked her on the ass, Karlie turned and smiled at her.
Donna: So I guess I’ll be seeing you after you get back from Seattle.
Karlie: Yeah.
Karlie walked down the hall and the woman and her kids walk past her and greet Donna, another worker approached Karlie.
Worker: Millie is in her room, and would like you to spend some time with her if you have the time.
Karlie looked at her watch.
Karlie: Looks like I have the time.
Karlie walks to Millie’s room and knocked the door opened and Karlie entered, an hour later Karlie exits and again receives a smack on the ass. Before leaving Karlie bumps into Bernice the owner of the community.
Bernice: Well you have made several ladies happy today.
Karlie: Just doing my part.
Bernice: Good-luck in Seattle, when you win the ladies and I have planned a very special celebration for you.
Karlie: Well if that wasn't reason enough for me to win, I don’t know what is.
Bernice and Karlie hug, then Karlie leaves.
Several Days later.
That rant you went on in Detroit has gone viral.
The scene opens with Kira Sommers and Karlie sitting in the airport.
Karlie: Who cares.
Kira: Well the internet seems to care.
Karlie: I don’t care what the internet thinks, nothing but a bunch of losers who sit behind a computer and run their mouths about shit they know nothing about.
Kira: They’ve very vocal though, and it's probably best from a PR standpoint to issue some sort of statement on the issue.
Karlie: So when exactly did you start handling my PR.
Kira: I just figured that…
Karlie: Listen, I get that you feel this is a bit of a PR nightmare, but I won’t be issuing any statements because I simply don’t give a shit what people think anymore, but your right I should issue a statement, so right his down or whatever you do these days. To the fans in Detroit.
Karlie: You can all pucker up and kiss my ass.
Kira stops typing.
Kira: You really want me to issue that.
Karlie: Yes.
Kira: Okay, but are you sure.
Karlie: Yes I'm sure.
Kira: Okay then I’ll issue it.
Karlie: Alright tell, Nikki I’ll see her in Seattle.
Kira: Okay.
Karlie walks towards her gate and disappears out of sight.
Several hours later Seattle Washington.
Karlie now rested from her cross-country flight is standing in front of Centurylink Field home of the Seattle Seahawks.
Karlie: Seattle thinks of itself as a sporting team, but one major championship doesn’t make you a sporting town, the Supersonics sucked so bad that they were sold and moved to Oklahoma City, Ken Griffey Jr. got so sick of losing in this town he went to Cincinnati, and Randy Johnson in order for him to win anything he had to go to Arizona of all fucking places.
Karlie turns and with a smug grin on her face looked at the stadium sign.
Karlie: But Seattle had its moment of glory 2014 the Seahawks end the trend of losing in this city yippy everyone was happy, but nobody even remembers that everyone remembers Pete Carroll’s bonehead call against the Patriots, you have Marshawn Lynch a touchdown machine beast mode, and you try the bonehead pass, you idiots deserved to lose that Superbowl. Pete Carroll is almost as incompetent as an Action Wrestling referee notice I said almost, those guys make the three blind mice look good, they screwed us over in our title match against #FightSmart and they screwed us over against the hungry, hungry hippo, and Evander somebody, I’m betting on orders form management, or from a #FightSmart payoff, because when the Talent Enhancers are considered worthy challengers and Red, White, and Bruised are not, well that stinks worse than this city, so if #FightSmart want an easy night maybe they pull the Talent Enhancers out of whatever hospital went sent them too in Detroit, or maybe they can just accept the fact that we’re simply the better team, whether you want to admit it or not, it's simply the fact, but somewhere in the back of my mind I have the sinking feeling that the fix is already, because we all without all the bullshit, #FightSmart can’t beat Team Red, White, and Bruised, you know your the inferior team, and your time is about to run out, and whether its by hook or by crook, every idiot that has bought a ticket for Carnage, will see all your underhanded bullshit come to an end, because we will leave no doubt about who is truly at the top of the Action Wrestling tag team division, and here are the spoilers folks, it ain’t #Fightsmart, it isn’t Power Word: Kill, it ain't the No Talent Enhancers, it’s team Red, White,and Bruised.
Just as Karlie finished her promo it starts to pour down rain.
Karlie: Fuck I hate this city.