Post by Teddy Geisel on Oct 16, 2018 14:59:57 GMT -5
(Teddy is walking into the downtown Washington DC recording studio he owns called the Chimney. He is met at the front desk by the receptionist, Angela.
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Angela: Hey Teddy, Cee said the beat is cued up in studio 3. Is this something for the AW?
Teddy: It is, there is a PPV this weekend and I wanted to give a little something special to my opponent.
Angela: A PPV? Haven’t you worked there for about a week, you are already on a PPV card?
Teddy: I think these cats are smart enough to know what they are getting when it comes to me.
Angela: Oh, you mean your uncle Luke said something to somebody?
Teddy: First off, I’m not sure that is a good thing to have my uncle asking for favors, a lot of people don’t like the guy. And secondly, I didn’t ask him for shit.
Angela: Good point, a lot of people hate the guy. But I can assure you of this; if Luke “The Irresistible’ Force was my uncle, I would be asking for shit.
Teddy: Blow him, he’ll give you something. What studio?
(Angela responds with the middle finger, then puts up the surrounding fingers to indicate studio 3. Teddy slips into studio 3, presses the green button and begins his Carnage freestyle. )
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, winning the 201 Title is atop my to do list. Kicking ass and taking names is right there on my to do too list. A free South Africa was on Reverend Desmond Tutu’s to do list, but I’m not a Reverend so I make a “what to do to you” list. If you like it twice, you’re a dualist, and I’ll add you to my renewal list. If you like to fight, then you’re a duelist, and I’ll add you to my you’re a fool list, that makes you foolish, and knocked right off the cool list, avoided by the cool kids, a cold can leave you mucus, mold can you leave you fruitless, tornadoes leave you roofless, I might leave you toothless, my aggression is ruthless, and Joe Jackson was shoeless. So although I am new to this, I’m quite the pugilist, to me your just some sewage shit, I’ll beat your ass I’m the opposite of that Buddhist shit, I’m a big fan of female nudist shit, and not afraid to take the biggest buddha hit, I’m on fire, hot like some Aruba shit, I’ll oppress you, that’s some Cuba shit, I have expensive taste, I like that beluga shit, Aquarius is an extensive waste, like Barracuda shit
You’re a broke bitch from Slab City, you can choke on my dick, I’m from the Capital city, You’re gut is flab city, you’re skills are real shitty, My abs are real pretty, my skills are 100 on a scale of one to fitty.
Carnage is the end of the age of Aquarius, my plans for you are nefarious, my ways to beat you are various, your future is at best precarious, your ringwork is weak, I’ll have to carry us, the opening match is where they tried to bury us, but I’m involved, the crowd will stare at us, or at least at me as I drop my knee, you’ll wish there was another place you could be, instead of in the ring with me, Aquarius you stink like olfactory, your skills are completely whack to me, take that shit back to the factory, have it rebuilt, then come back to me, state the facts to me, why you should be on this mat with me, then start asking me, “Teddy, when will you be done bashing me? Never b, I like basking see, in the white hot spotlight of the one two three. That’s how it ends you see, with you on your back I got you clued to the mat. Don’t try to get up, wouldn’t be good for you cat, I drop two quick Loraxes and have you right back. Be thankful I pinned you, it could be worse than that, I could throw your ass in the Gootch and have your lame ass tap.
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Angela: Hey Teddy, Cee said the beat is cued up in studio 3. Is this something for the AW?
Teddy: It is, there is a PPV this weekend and I wanted to give a little something special to my opponent.
Angela: A PPV? Haven’t you worked there for about a week, you are already on a PPV card?
Teddy: I think these cats are smart enough to know what they are getting when it comes to me.
Angela: Oh, you mean your uncle Luke said something to somebody?
Teddy: First off, I’m not sure that is a good thing to have my uncle asking for favors, a lot of people don’t like the guy. And secondly, I didn’t ask him for shit.
Angela: Good point, a lot of people hate the guy. But I can assure you of this; if Luke “The Irresistible’ Force was my uncle, I would be asking for shit.
Teddy: Blow him, he’ll give you something. What studio?
(Angela responds with the middle finger, then puts up the surrounding fingers to indicate studio 3. Teddy slips into studio 3, presses the green button and begins his Carnage freestyle. )
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, winning the 201 Title is atop my to do list. Kicking ass and taking names is right there on my to do too list. A free South Africa was on Reverend Desmond Tutu’s to do list, but I’m not a Reverend so I make a “what to do to you” list. If you like it twice, you’re a dualist, and I’ll add you to my renewal list. If you like to fight, then you’re a duelist, and I’ll add you to my you’re a fool list, that makes you foolish, and knocked right off the cool list, avoided by the cool kids, a cold can leave you mucus, mold can you leave you fruitless, tornadoes leave you roofless, I might leave you toothless, my aggression is ruthless, and Joe Jackson was shoeless. So although I am new to this, I’m quite the pugilist, to me your just some sewage shit, I’ll beat your ass I’m the opposite of that Buddhist shit, I’m a big fan of female nudist shit, and not afraid to take the biggest buddha hit, I’m on fire, hot like some Aruba shit, I’ll oppress you, that’s some Cuba shit, I have expensive taste, I like that beluga shit, Aquarius is an extensive waste, like Barracuda shit
You’re a broke bitch from Slab City, you can choke on my dick, I’m from the Capital city, You’re gut is flab city, you’re skills are real shitty, My abs are real pretty, my skills are 100 on a scale of one to fitty.
Carnage is the end of the age of Aquarius, my plans for you are nefarious, my ways to beat you are various, your future is at best precarious, your ringwork is weak, I’ll have to carry us, the opening match is where they tried to bury us, but I’m involved, the crowd will stare at us, or at least at me as I drop my knee, you’ll wish there was another place you could be, instead of in the ring with me, Aquarius you stink like olfactory, your skills are completely whack to me, take that shit back to the factory, have it rebuilt, then come back to me, state the facts to me, why you should be on this mat with me, then start asking me, “Teddy, when will you be done bashing me? Never b, I like basking see, in the white hot spotlight of the one two three. That’s how it ends you see, with you on your back I got you clued to the mat. Don’t try to get up, wouldn’t be good for you cat, I drop two quick Loraxes and have you right back. Be thankful I pinned you, it could be worse than that, I could throw your ass in the Gootch and have your lame ass tap.