Post by Kendra Watterson on Oct 10, 2018 3:30:39 GMT -5
Scene opens up with a shot of the Watterson family hurdled around what appears to be an old fashioned fax machine.
Kendra: Can we open the wine bottle yet, da'?
Sam: Yeah, god damn it dad. Who knows when they will notify us, um, Ken, that she is accepted.
Kendra: Of course I'm going to be accepted, brother. I mean I'm getting really good out there. I nailed a frog splash on this guy i fought at the Fair two nights ago. It was wicked awesome. Da' sent in that tape to AW. Sure the guy i wrestled was the homeless man who picks up the elephant crap. But hey, a win is a win. HIGH FIVE!
Kendra puts both her hands up high infront of her father and brother who don't respond.
Kendra: Party poopers...
Mr. Watterson: WOULD YOU TWO SHUT YER' MOUTHS! Trying to hear if the Fax came through yet... and NO i don't need a hearing aid. Just this stupid FAX machine is one of those foreign makes. No good, i says! No good!
Kendra: What kind is it?
Mr. Watterson(checking his wrist): About 9:30...
Sam: Not TIME, what KIND!
Mr. Watterson: Who is BLIND? NOT ME! I CAN SEE EVERYTHING CLEAR AS DAY! You are Sam, my son. Over there next to you is my sweet heart of a daughter, Kendra. And over there by the window is a giant monster blob of blur!
He points to the coat rack.
Kendra: Sure daddy...
Mr. Watterson: Try another practice fax... see if it works...
Kendra(jumping to her feet): Yes daddy...
Sam: Not again... it's too damn loud...
Kendra by the computer looks over at her family and gives them a thumb up.
Kendra: Sent!
Mr. Watterson: Now let's see if it works...
The fax from what appears to be the early 90s starts printing off the paper making an unbearable amount of noise.
EHHHHH- AHHH- EHHHHHHHH- AHHHHH- EEHHHHHHHHHH- AHHHHHHHH
Sam and Kendra covering their ears as Mr. Watterson looks confused.
Mr. Watterson: Is it on mute or the volume turned all the way down? WHAT'S GOING ON!! Do something BLUR MONSTER!
Sam: The coat rack can't help us... i told you we should have just given them an email address to let us know... plus... dummy Kendra over here might have used up all the ink...
Sam holds up the fax sent by Kendra that says "I LOVE YOU" in many colors.
Kendra: It's true too... I do love you guys. Family lovers we are... just not in that weird incest way... eww...
Mr. Watterson: DANNY GLOVER?? We don't have time to watch DANNY GLOVERS best movies. C'mon now!
Sam and Kendra sit back down by their father staring at the fax machine.
Kendra: Now we play the waiting game....
They sit their awkwardly for a minute.
Sam: The waiting game sucks... let's get the horse shoes out. I bet you a loonie Kendra, i can beat you...
Kendra: OH YOU'RE SOOOO ON!!
They both get up and rush to where the throwing horse shoe game is set up. Sam limps there with his wooden foot. And Kendra begins tossing the horse shoes.
Kendra: Just like in my AW career... I'm TOTALLY going to win...
Mr. Watterson: BOILING TIN?? WHERE??!?! OOOOH YOU CRAZY KIDS!!
Sam/Kendra(chuckling): OOOOH DAD!
Scene fades out to the Family matters end credits music.
Kendra: Can we open the wine bottle yet, da'?
Sam: Yeah, god damn it dad. Who knows when they will notify us, um, Ken, that she is accepted.
Kendra: Of course I'm going to be accepted, brother. I mean I'm getting really good out there. I nailed a frog splash on this guy i fought at the Fair two nights ago. It was wicked awesome. Da' sent in that tape to AW. Sure the guy i wrestled was the homeless man who picks up the elephant crap. But hey, a win is a win. HIGH FIVE!
Kendra puts both her hands up high infront of her father and brother who don't respond.
Kendra: Party poopers...
Mr. Watterson: WOULD YOU TWO SHUT YER' MOUTHS! Trying to hear if the Fax came through yet... and NO i don't need a hearing aid. Just this stupid FAX machine is one of those foreign makes. No good, i says! No good!
Kendra: What kind is it?
Mr. Watterson(checking his wrist): About 9:30...
Sam: Not TIME, what KIND!
Mr. Watterson: Who is BLIND? NOT ME! I CAN SEE EVERYTHING CLEAR AS DAY! You are Sam, my son. Over there next to you is my sweet heart of a daughter, Kendra. And over there by the window is a giant monster blob of blur!
He points to the coat rack.
Kendra: Sure daddy...
Mr. Watterson: Try another practice fax... see if it works...
Kendra(jumping to her feet): Yes daddy...
Sam: Not again... it's too damn loud...
Kendra by the computer looks over at her family and gives them a thumb up.
Kendra: Sent!
Mr. Watterson: Now let's see if it works...
The fax from what appears to be the early 90s starts printing off the paper making an unbearable amount of noise.
EHHHHH- AHHH- EHHHHHHHH- AHHHHH- EEHHHHHHHHHH- AHHHHHHHH
Sam and Kendra covering their ears as Mr. Watterson looks confused.
Mr. Watterson: Is it on mute or the volume turned all the way down? WHAT'S GOING ON!! Do something BLUR MONSTER!
Sam: The coat rack can't help us... i told you we should have just given them an email address to let us know... plus... dummy Kendra over here might have used up all the ink...
Sam holds up the fax sent by Kendra that says "I LOVE YOU" in many colors.
Kendra: It's true too... I do love you guys. Family lovers we are... just not in that weird incest way... eww...
Mr. Watterson: DANNY GLOVER?? We don't have time to watch DANNY GLOVERS best movies. C'mon now!
Sam and Kendra sit back down by their father staring at the fax machine.
Kendra: Now we play the waiting game....
They sit their awkwardly for a minute.
Sam: The waiting game sucks... let's get the horse shoes out. I bet you a loonie Kendra, i can beat you...
Kendra: OH YOU'RE SOOOO ON!!
They both get up and rush to where the throwing horse shoe game is set up. Sam limps there with his wooden foot. And Kendra begins tossing the horse shoes.
Kendra: Just like in my AW career... I'm TOTALLY going to win...
Mr. Watterson: BOILING TIN?? WHERE??!?! OOOOH YOU CRAZY KIDS!!
Sam/Kendra(chuckling): OOOOH DAD!
Scene fades out to the Family matters end credits music.