Post by vespertine on Jul 21, 2024 17:03:09 GMT -5
"Kenny, Kyrie your guys are new to Discovery Pro, and this week eNVy will educate you on who really stands at the top of the tag team division, your End Times are calling, and Envy are on the other end of the line, Ves will take your careers and I’ll take your girl, how do you ask, because we're eNVy and your just two bodies in our way to the tag team titles."- Karlie Nash (Yes, yes we are. The gatekeepers to this place. This one was good.)
"Take everything we say personally I want you two to see this and I want it to lite a fire under you like never before because its going to be that much sweeter to be the ones that motivate you and then be the ones that puts that flame out for good because very soon you're going to have the Worst day of the rest of your life."- Worst Generation (Love the visuals on this one. Like you are going to show the roster why we are what we are by lighting Envy up with a fire under them. Keep up the good work.)
"You're both in for a bad time at Apex, but not one you don't deserve."- Jacob Koenig (This one either means you don't deserve a bad time at Apex Or that they don't deserve the tag titles. I don't know. But this one was good. Keep it up.)
"Leonhart is a true competitor whether he respects me or not, that’s to be seen and you’re right, I’m going to have to keep my head on a swivel out there, because he won’t show hesitation one bit. I need to strike first and strike the hardest.”- Johnny Eden (I smell a great match being written for this one plus many more. Maybe even a feud in the works. You have Angelo to thank. I like how the respect flies strong in this one.)
"It’s only right that my debut match for DPW is in the main event. I’m the most experienced fighter in the match, and on the whole damn roster. Oh, sure, Muru is also old as shit. But he probably hasn’t bled on all seven continents like I have. I’m the worldwide bruiser that somehow nobody is talking about. It’s probably because they’re scared to say my name three times and Beetlejuice the shit out of ‘em. Apokalypse! Apokalypse! Apokalypse! IT’S SHOWTIME!"- Apokolypse (Yay! pop culture reference. Everyone's favorite movie ghost. I'm really hoping this reference was said because you saw the Discord chat between Ves and MAD. I won't give up hopes though. Never knew that Sara had a brother. I want more though! More history between them. Nice work though.)
"This match is just the beginning. Once I’m done with these three members of the lollipop brigade, these retired Oompa Loompas are gonna get together and sing a song about how they never should have left the fucking chocolate factory!”- Chris Parsons (I sense a theme amongst the newcomers. This time we get Charlie and the Choco factory. Not bad. You had a few lines in there that I liked but this one tops them all cuz pop culture references. Cringer should meet Kenji and geisha my two white tigers lol. They would have fun. Anyway, keep up the good work.)
"All I know is I am undeniable, I am at the crest of the wavelength of this industry and we're cleared for take-off! Open your hearts, minds and third eye!"- Ace Sky (And you all think Ves is wierd. I think someone just surpassed her in weirdness. I'm interested in seeing where you go from here in terms of weirdness. Good work.)
"We are out to prove to the whole world that MAD Company ain't nothin to fuck with! I'm starting my tenure in DPW on a mission, a mission of pain and destruction."- MAD (Yes you are. Gonna take names and break bones, Trailor park princess style. Love it. Keep it up!)
"That's right boys and girls I want it all and I want it now."- Alex Andrews (I'm sensing a theme here. You said this a few times in a few different ways. And while everyone else says it too, you actually get it, and you get it now. Don't know how that works out but sure.... All in all, a good RP. I'm sure you have done thousands with this character and have done better ones so I can't wait to see what you can come up with come PPV time. Keep it up!)
“Each of you are looking like I’m the deer in the headlights, like I’m the one that you will make your name against. Sorry - not going to happen and each of you have to accept that it is what it is. Trying to entertain me with pornographic haiku, might give me a laugh but it’s not going to stop me performing a barbed wire enema to relieve your constipated personality.”- Addy A (Straight up Addy A promo, I LOVE IT! Giving 0 fucks about what the others are saying since (insert debut here). There were several sentences in this one I wanted to put here but always came back to this. One of the others being about embracing your inner pyromaniac. Keep up the great work.)
"Do you have both feet in the water, or are you hokey pokeying with your right foot in and your left foot out?"- Brandon Leno (I had no idea this was a thing. Even if it isn't I like how it became a thing.)
"It looks like I'm in yet another random tag team match this week. It looks like Discovery Pro is trying to get everyone on the card. Here's a suggestion. How about you don't sign everybody with a pulse."- Lizzy Dalmon (It's seeming that way. Based on this RP, I'm starting to sense a very violent theme within the women's division. Noone can outviolent Lee but we're all trying.)
"I don't intend to give you a showcase, featured back-n-forth five-star, do not exist to elevate you to the next echelon, give you credibility to challenge for a title like the Television."- Sicko (We are all stepping stones to this man. Ves still has his mask but that doesn't stop him.)
"I have doubt but doubt itself shouldn't stop me from being able to get own head out my own ass. Maybe I am close to the doubt, that I feel like I am holding myself down. Down is what I need to take these three guys down with, come hell or high water."- Joey Madrox (Your epiphany took longer than usual. Must be the weed you're smoking is weaker than usual. This just seemed like "thoughts" promo to me. But whatever gets the job done.)
“You should have hung up those boots and flew away into the galaxy far away and watched how I surpass you, you see Ace while you are now dealing with physical injuries more and more, my body is not, my body is top tier, my body is and will last for my career, I am training daily, I am not high as a kite, I don’t use drugs or alcohol, and I am precise in what I do, you are slower a little bit, your other opponents may not see it, you may even not see it, but I certainly do, for someone who has watched you from the minute I was wrestling, I see how slower you’ve become.”- TJ Alexander (Wow. Ouch! Good one!)
"The big ol' spicy Samoan Colossus hailin' from the Isle of Samoa that's been sent by his High Chief to bring honor an' glory to his fuckin' extended family while he sates his big bad Unga Bunga rage. Then, as if bein' the angriest Oompa Loompa with a serious case of Gigantism wasn't enough, you went an' beat three other goobers for the SINGLE BIGGEST MOMENT IN YOUR LIFE; winnin' that Hardcore strap."- Jessie Lee (That's one spicy meatball. Wow. As per usual you make this fucking hard to pick one line or paragraph, Congradu-fucking-lations. Keep up the good work. I chose this one because again where else can you find pop culture references from Willy Wonka and Mario brothers in one paragraph. I'll give you a minute. Didn't think so.)
"And that just serves my purposes. I am the Iron Demon. I will not bend. I will not break. A loss is only a setback."- Tetsuo (There you have it folks! The IRON DEMON! I want that nickname. That is just too awesome not to copyright. I'm still seeing good things come out of her. Keep it up.)
"From now on, it's all just...Happenstance."- Happenstance (Good one this one, I like how you break down your opponents.)
"Take everything we say personally I want you two to see this and I want it to lite a fire under you like never before because its going to be that much sweeter to be the ones that motivate you and then be the ones that puts that flame out for good because very soon you're going to have the Worst day of the rest of your life."- Worst Generation (Love the visuals on this one. Like you are going to show the roster why we are what we are by lighting Envy up with a fire under them. Keep up the good work.)
"You're both in for a bad time at Apex, but not one you don't deserve."- Jacob Koenig (This one either means you don't deserve a bad time at Apex Or that they don't deserve the tag titles. I don't know. But this one was good. Keep it up.)
"Leonhart is a true competitor whether he respects me or not, that’s to be seen and you’re right, I’m going to have to keep my head on a swivel out there, because he won’t show hesitation one bit. I need to strike first and strike the hardest.”- Johnny Eden (I smell a great match being written for this one plus many more. Maybe even a feud in the works. You have Angelo to thank. I like how the respect flies strong in this one.)
"It’s only right that my debut match for DPW is in the main event. I’m the most experienced fighter in the match, and on the whole damn roster. Oh, sure, Muru is also old as shit. But he probably hasn’t bled on all seven continents like I have. I’m the worldwide bruiser that somehow nobody is talking about. It’s probably because they’re scared to say my name three times and Beetlejuice the shit out of ‘em. Apokalypse! Apokalypse! Apokalypse! IT’S SHOWTIME!"- Apokolypse (Yay! pop culture reference. Everyone's favorite movie ghost. I'm really hoping this reference was said because you saw the Discord chat between Ves and MAD. I won't give up hopes though. Never knew that Sara had a brother. I want more though! More history between them. Nice work though.)
"This match is just the beginning. Once I’m done with these three members of the lollipop brigade, these retired Oompa Loompas are gonna get together and sing a song about how they never should have left the fucking chocolate factory!”- Chris Parsons (I sense a theme amongst the newcomers. This time we get Charlie and the Choco factory. Not bad. You had a few lines in there that I liked but this one tops them all cuz pop culture references. Cringer should meet Kenji and geisha my two white tigers lol. They would have fun. Anyway, keep up the good work.)
"All I know is I am undeniable, I am at the crest of the wavelength of this industry and we're cleared for take-off! Open your hearts, minds and third eye!"- Ace Sky (And you all think Ves is wierd. I think someone just surpassed her in weirdness. I'm interested in seeing where you go from here in terms of weirdness. Good work.)
"We are out to prove to the whole world that MAD Company ain't nothin to fuck with! I'm starting my tenure in DPW on a mission, a mission of pain and destruction."- MAD (Yes you are. Gonna take names and break bones, Trailor park princess style. Love it. Keep it up!)
"That's right boys and girls I want it all and I want it now."- Alex Andrews (I'm sensing a theme here. You said this a few times in a few different ways. And while everyone else says it too, you actually get it, and you get it now. Don't know how that works out but sure.... All in all, a good RP. I'm sure you have done thousands with this character and have done better ones so I can't wait to see what you can come up with come PPV time. Keep it up!)
“Each of you are looking like I’m the deer in the headlights, like I’m the one that you will make your name against. Sorry - not going to happen and each of you have to accept that it is what it is. Trying to entertain me with pornographic haiku, might give me a laugh but it’s not going to stop me performing a barbed wire enema to relieve your constipated personality.”- Addy A (Straight up Addy A promo, I LOVE IT! Giving 0 fucks about what the others are saying since (insert debut here). There were several sentences in this one I wanted to put here but always came back to this. One of the others being about embracing your inner pyromaniac. Keep up the great work.)
"Do you have both feet in the water, or are you hokey pokeying with your right foot in and your left foot out?"- Brandon Leno (I had no idea this was a thing. Even if it isn't I like how it became a thing.)
"It looks like I'm in yet another random tag team match this week. It looks like Discovery Pro is trying to get everyone on the card. Here's a suggestion. How about you don't sign everybody with a pulse."- Lizzy Dalmon (It's seeming that way. Based on this RP, I'm starting to sense a very violent theme within the women's division. Noone can outviolent Lee but we're all trying.)
"I don't intend to give you a showcase, featured back-n-forth five-star, do not exist to elevate you to the next echelon, give you credibility to challenge for a title like the Television."- Sicko (We are all stepping stones to this man. Ves still has his mask but that doesn't stop him.)
"I have doubt but doubt itself shouldn't stop me from being able to get own head out my own ass. Maybe I am close to the doubt, that I feel like I am holding myself down. Down is what I need to take these three guys down with, come hell or high water."- Joey Madrox (Your epiphany took longer than usual. Must be the weed you're smoking is weaker than usual. This just seemed like "thoughts" promo to me. But whatever gets the job done.)
“You should have hung up those boots and flew away into the galaxy far away and watched how I surpass you, you see Ace while you are now dealing with physical injuries more and more, my body is not, my body is top tier, my body is and will last for my career, I am training daily, I am not high as a kite, I don’t use drugs or alcohol, and I am precise in what I do, you are slower a little bit, your other opponents may not see it, you may even not see it, but I certainly do, for someone who has watched you from the minute I was wrestling, I see how slower you’ve become.”- TJ Alexander (Wow. Ouch! Good one!)
"The big ol' spicy Samoan Colossus hailin' from the Isle of Samoa that's been sent by his High Chief to bring honor an' glory to his fuckin' extended family while he sates his big bad Unga Bunga rage. Then, as if bein' the angriest Oompa Loompa with a serious case of Gigantism wasn't enough, you went an' beat three other goobers for the SINGLE BIGGEST MOMENT IN YOUR LIFE; winnin' that Hardcore strap."- Jessie Lee (That's one spicy meatball. Wow. As per usual you make this fucking hard to pick one line or paragraph, Congradu-fucking-lations. Keep up the good work. I chose this one because again where else can you find pop culture references from Willy Wonka and Mario brothers in one paragraph. I'll give you a minute. Didn't think so.)
"And that just serves my purposes. I am the Iron Demon. I will not bend. I will not break. A loss is only a setback."- Tetsuo (There you have it folks! The IRON DEMON! I want that nickname. That is just too awesome not to copyright. I'm still seeing good things come out of her. Keep it up.)
"From now on, it's all just...Happenstance."- Happenstance (Good one this one, I like how you break down your opponents.)
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