Bad Company Makes for Championship Gold
Jun 30, 2024 13:50:19 GMT -5
“The Saint” Johnny Eden and Gerard Angelo like this
Post by Jonny Cedrone on Jun 30, 2024 13:50:19 GMT -5
The scene opens up inside the Cedrone country residence in the outskirts of Chicago. Jonny’s standing in the kitchen with nothing on but his underwear, getting a drink from the fridge when in walks James, disgusted.
“Good God man! Have you no decency?!”
Startled, Jonny spits out the juice he had taken from the bottle.
“Oh that’s bloody-well fine sir! Thanks for that mess to clean up.”
Jonny has a confused look glazed over his face as James takes the entire paper towel roll and some cleaner and instantly begins cleaning up the mess spewed from Jonny’s mouth.
“I say, you bloody Americans. Filth! Plan filth! It’s probably a good thing that we let you win the Revolutionary War. I’d hate to think that we’d still have claim to all of you. I’d be disgraced.”
James looks up and sees that Jonny’s still standing there stunned.
“What’s happened to you sir? Cat got your tongue?”
James finishes cleaning up the mess, throws the paper towels away and puts away the spray bottle.
“Next time please keep all drinks inside of your body. That is of course until you have to relieve yourself, and even then please do be sure to aim properly. I had a hell of a time trying to clean up around your commode last week sir.”
James exits the room, leaving Jonny standing there perplexed when we hear from outside of the room…
“AND PLEASE PUT ON SOME CLOTHES SIR! YOU’LL CATCH COLD! AND I DON’T WANT TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT EITHER!”
Jonny slowly nods his head in agreement before putting the bottle away back into the fridge. When he closes the door he’s startled by the sight of Gloria dressed in a pair of jeans, a white tank-top and a huge, bright smile. Once again startled, he jumps back a little. Gloria looks confused but still sporting a huge smile, backing Jonny up against the counter.
“What’s the matter Jonny? You look as if you’re seeing a ghost.”
Jonny tries and tries to get the words to form in his head and have them tumble out of his mouth, but just as it seemed that he was about to speak, Gloria puts one finger on his lips to hush him.
“Don’t say a word. You said everything you needed to say yesterday afternoon, last night and this morning. And I. Mean. Everything.”
Gloria wraps her arms around Jonny’s neck and they kiss passionately. At first Jonny tries to resist but he’s unable to fight the urge anymore. He gives in, closes his eyes and wraps his arms around his waist. But as soon as he surrenders, Gloria pushes away leaving Jonny kissing air.
“Oh Jonny! I’m so sorry! I gotta go! Thank you for everything you’ve done for me! I won’t forget it! I’ll see ya in the City of Angels!”
Jonny watches Gloria in confusion and concern as she grabs an apple from the bowl of fruit on the kitchen island, takes a bite of it and exits the room. Abruptly, the scene changes to Jonny sitting up in bed trying to catch his breath, seemingly in a cold sweat. After a few moments, he looks over to his right and sees a sleeping Francesca. Once he regains his composure, he leans over and kisses her cheek before the scene fades to black.
When the scene fades back in we’re treated with a montage of pictures of anything and everything related to Los Angeles; Angel Stadium, Crypto.com Arena, Dodgers Stadium, the Hollywood sign, the city itself of Los Angeles only to have it end at SoFi Stadium. The montage is voiced over by Jonny Cedrone.
“Action Wrestling is set to takeover the City of Angels once more. This year, we make Los Angeles home to the biggest wresting extravaganza to ever take place: Evolution!”
“From the first Title defense of the new US Champion, Niobe Martin against Jessie Lee to a wrestling classic where the fantastic Muru challenges Johnny Eden for the TV Championship. Where Jody Madrox looks to reclaim his Omega Championship and Sara Pettis plans to bury her opponent Addy A and her career to take the Cruiserweight Championship. And so much more fun will be had on Sunday night! Teo Blaze looks to reclaim the World Championship as he challenges my former Tag Team partner, Gerard Angelo in what promises to be yet another classic between those two warriors!”
“Now…one of the highlights of this show is undoubtedly the World Tag Team Championship match. Three teams of the most fierce, hungry and celebrated athletes professional wrestling has ever produced!”
“It’s been a long time since the Tag Team division has garnered so much attention and interest. But now? Now, we’re living in times where Tag Team wrestling is the talk of the town!”
“Los Angeles is known for the glitz and the glamor of Tinseltown! Hollywood is full of all of the celebrities and influencers! But none of those supposed influencers can hold a candle to the influential rise to the top by eNVy! Vespertine and Karlie Nash are two women who pull no punches either in the ring or how they feel about the way they’re being ignored. They’re vicious warriors who exude confidence and hold themselves to the highest standards and expect nothing less from their opponents.”
“Los Angeles is also known for its dark, worst-kept secret life. Not everything is as it seems in Hollywood. But as big, as bad, as dark and as twisted as all that may be, it all pales in comparison to what the ODD Squad is capable of. These two sick, twisted individuals wouldn’t hesitate to eat their opponents alive just to keep the Tag Team Gold around their waists.”
“But from UCLA & USC to the Angels & the Ducks, to the Sparks, Galaxy & the Los Angeles Football Club, to the Kings & the Rams and the Lakers and Dodgers, Los Angeles is well known for its Championship caliber teams! As you can see, teamwork makes the dream work and despite our past, Doc Holiday and I will be heading into Los Angeles as an underdog team but we will NOT be denied! We will make this dream come true!”
“Doc and I has gone up and down the road on both sides of the ring with each other. We’ve been forced to be partners in the past and we’ve been mortal enemies as we’ve raged war over the US Championship. Now we get the opportunity to actually show the entire world, on the grandest stage of them all, that we are a well-oiled machine. We’ve spent countless of hours going over gameplans to bring all of this together as a unit.”
“A lot of people say that mortal enemies make the best tag team partners. A lot of that has to do with the fact that as opponents we grow to learn one another’s strengths and weaknesses. As partners, we know how to cover one another’s weaknesses and expound on the strengths. That’s exactly what the Lakers do! That’s exactly what the Dodgers do! They gel as teams to win Championships!”
“A lot of people have also said that Doc and I are bad company because of the anger that we’ve had for one another for so long. I say that bad company or not, you’ll be surprised come Evolution!”
“Despite any respect I may have for eNVy, I hope you two know that Doc and I will not be taking it easy on you. I know that you wouldn’t have it any other way but in all honesty, the level of disappointment that you’re going to feel in your guts will be nothing short of catastrophic. You’ve come a long way! You’ve reached the semi-main event match at the biggest wrestling event in the world! But the ride stops there! After it’s all said and done, that euphoria that you’re feeling now will be replaced by gut-wrenching disappointment!”
“And to the ODD Squad…the odds are just stacked against you! The hatred that Doc and I feel for DRAUGR alone is enough to fill So-Fi Stadium! The monster got what he deserved when Niobe beat him for the US Championship…Congratulations Niobe!!! But that anger that I, alone, feel for the Jurassic mummy wannabe for taking the US Title from me is all the drive that I need to kick his ass all the way back to Germany!”
“Doc and I don’t care who the Hell we have to beat in order to win the Tag Team Titles, the fact remains that that’s exactly what’s going to happen!”
“It’s Evolution! It’s the biggest show on Earth! It’s the single-most important wrestling show in the universe! It’s the end of eNVy’s rise to the top! It’s the end of the ODD Squad’s Title reign! It’s the beginning of a new era in Tag Team Wrestling!”
“Good God man! Have you no decency?!”
Startled, Jonny spits out the juice he had taken from the bottle.
“Oh that’s bloody-well fine sir! Thanks for that mess to clean up.”
Jonny has a confused look glazed over his face as James takes the entire paper towel roll and some cleaner and instantly begins cleaning up the mess spewed from Jonny’s mouth.
“I say, you bloody Americans. Filth! Plan filth! It’s probably a good thing that we let you win the Revolutionary War. I’d hate to think that we’d still have claim to all of you. I’d be disgraced.”
James looks up and sees that Jonny’s still standing there stunned.
“What’s happened to you sir? Cat got your tongue?”
James finishes cleaning up the mess, throws the paper towels away and puts away the spray bottle.
“Next time please keep all drinks inside of your body. That is of course until you have to relieve yourself, and even then please do be sure to aim properly. I had a hell of a time trying to clean up around your commode last week sir.”
James exits the room, leaving Jonny standing there perplexed when we hear from outside of the room…
“AND PLEASE PUT ON SOME CLOTHES SIR! YOU’LL CATCH COLD! AND I DON’T WANT TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT EITHER!”
Jonny slowly nods his head in agreement before putting the bottle away back into the fridge. When he closes the door he’s startled by the sight of Gloria dressed in a pair of jeans, a white tank-top and a huge, bright smile. Once again startled, he jumps back a little. Gloria looks confused but still sporting a huge smile, backing Jonny up against the counter.
“What’s the matter Jonny? You look as if you’re seeing a ghost.”
Jonny tries and tries to get the words to form in his head and have them tumble out of his mouth, but just as it seemed that he was about to speak, Gloria puts one finger on his lips to hush him.
“Don’t say a word. You said everything you needed to say yesterday afternoon, last night and this morning. And I. Mean. Everything.”
Gloria wraps her arms around Jonny’s neck and they kiss passionately. At first Jonny tries to resist but he’s unable to fight the urge anymore. He gives in, closes his eyes and wraps his arms around his waist. But as soon as he surrenders, Gloria pushes away leaving Jonny kissing air.
“Oh Jonny! I’m so sorry! I gotta go! Thank you for everything you’ve done for me! I won’t forget it! I’ll see ya in the City of Angels!”
Jonny watches Gloria in confusion and concern as she grabs an apple from the bowl of fruit on the kitchen island, takes a bite of it and exits the room. Abruptly, the scene changes to Jonny sitting up in bed trying to catch his breath, seemingly in a cold sweat. After a few moments, he looks over to his right and sees a sleeping Francesca. Once he regains his composure, he leans over and kisses her cheek before the scene fades to black.
When the scene fades back in we’re treated with a montage of pictures of anything and everything related to Los Angeles; Angel Stadium, Crypto.com Arena, Dodgers Stadium, the Hollywood sign, the city itself of Los Angeles only to have it end at SoFi Stadium. The montage is voiced over by Jonny Cedrone.
“Action Wrestling is set to takeover the City of Angels once more. This year, we make Los Angeles home to the biggest wresting extravaganza to ever take place: Evolution!”
“From the first Title defense of the new US Champion, Niobe Martin against Jessie Lee to a wrestling classic where the fantastic Muru challenges Johnny Eden for the TV Championship. Where Jody Madrox looks to reclaim his Omega Championship and Sara Pettis plans to bury her opponent Addy A and her career to take the Cruiserweight Championship. And so much more fun will be had on Sunday night! Teo Blaze looks to reclaim the World Championship as he challenges my former Tag Team partner, Gerard Angelo in what promises to be yet another classic between those two warriors!”
“Now…one of the highlights of this show is undoubtedly the World Tag Team Championship match. Three teams of the most fierce, hungry and celebrated athletes professional wrestling has ever produced!”
“It’s been a long time since the Tag Team division has garnered so much attention and interest. But now? Now, we’re living in times where Tag Team wrestling is the talk of the town!”
“Los Angeles is known for the glitz and the glamor of Tinseltown! Hollywood is full of all of the celebrities and influencers! But none of those supposed influencers can hold a candle to the influential rise to the top by eNVy! Vespertine and Karlie Nash are two women who pull no punches either in the ring or how they feel about the way they’re being ignored. They’re vicious warriors who exude confidence and hold themselves to the highest standards and expect nothing less from their opponents.”
“Los Angeles is also known for its dark, worst-kept secret life. Not everything is as it seems in Hollywood. But as big, as bad, as dark and as twisted as all that may be, it all pales in comparison to what the ODD Squad is capable of. These two sick, twisted individuals wouldn’t hesitate to eat their opponents alive just to keep the Tag Team Gold around their waists.”
“But from UCLA & USC to the Angels & the Ducks, to the Sparks, Galaxy & the Los Angeles Football Club, to the Kings & the Rams and the Lakers and Dodgers, Los Angeles is well known for its Championship caliber teams! As you can see, teamwork makes the dream work and despite our past, Doc Holiday and I will be heading into Los Angeles as an underdog team but we will NOT be denied! We will make this dream come true!”
“Doc and I has gone up and down the road on both sides of the ring with each other. We’ve been forced to be partners in the past and we’ve been mortal enemies as we’ve raged war over the US Championship. Now we get the opportunity to actually show the entire world, on the grandest stage of them all, that we are a well-oiled machine. We’ve spent countless of hours going over gameplans to bring all of this together as a unit.”
“A lot of people say that mortal enemies make the best tag team partners. A lot of that has to do with the fact that as opponents we grow to learn one another’s strengths and weaknesses. As partners, we know how to cover one another’s weaknesses and expound on the strengths. That’s exactly what the Lakers do! That’s exactly what the Dodgers do! They gel as teams to win Championships!”
“A lot of people have also said that Doc and I are bad company because of the anger that we’ve had for one another for so long. I say that bad company or not, you’ll be surprised come Evolution!”
“Despite any respect I may have for eNVy, I hope you two know that Doc and I will not be taking it easy on you. I know that you wouldn’t have it any other way but in all honesty, the level of disappointment that you’re going to feel in your guts will be nothing short of catastrophic. You’ve come a long way! You’ve reached the semi-main event match at the biggest wrestling event in the world! But the ride stops there! After it’s all said and done, that euphoria that you’re feeling now will be replaced by gut-wrenching disappointment!”
“And to the ODD Squad…the odds are just stacked against you! The hatred that Doc and I feel for DRAUGR alone is enough to fill So-Fi Stadium! The monster got what he deserved when Niobe beat him for the US Championship…Congratulations Niobe!!! But that anger that I, alone, feel for the Jurassic mummy wannabe for taking the US Title from me is all the drive that I need to kick his ass all the way back to Germany!”
“Doc and I don’t care who the Hell we have to beat in order to win the Tag Team Titles, the fact remains that that’s exactly what’s going to happen!”
“It’s Evolution! It’s the biggest show on Earth! It’s the single-most important wrestling show in the universe! It’s the end of eNVy’s rise to the top! It’s the end of the ODD Squad’s Title reign! It’s the beginning of a new era in Tag Team Wrestling!”