Post by Lizzy Dalmon on Jun 15, 2024 23:03:06 GMT -5
I'm going to beat Muru.
If I said nothing else, all my followers would believe me. They would shout it to the corners of the earth, and it would become the truth. Just by speaking it into existence the world would just accept it.
That would be enough. The match would already be over. My fans would continue to scream for me like the superstar I am.
But I can't stop there. I'm far too generous. I know that people hang on my every word. I know that I'm the center of their universe.
I'm the main character.
So while saying I'm going to beat Muru is enough. Let me tell you exactly why I'm going to win. Here's how I'm going to punch my ticket to Evolution.
You saw what I did at Clash this past Monday right? Of course you did! I was trending everywhere. That's nothing new for me. I bet a guy like Jacob Koenig never felt so popular.
You're so VERY welcome!
It was very expected that I'd win my debut match. I pinned that dirty, little, Artico. I couldn't see them through the mask but I knew he was crying tears of joy. He may have lost the match but having me on top of him, probably made him feel like a man. That's what the wet spot in his tights told me.
You're so VERY welcome!
This is the same thing that will happen to Muru. He's going to see me and be in awe. My beauty is going to throw him off his game. He doesn't like laying hands on a woman, but he'll definitely be able to stop from touching me.
How can he resist perfection?
Just like any man in his situation, he'll be looking for any chance for skin to skin contact. I'm pretty sure he got a little inappropriate in his match with Niobe Martin. The old man has had years to disguise his actions in the ring. He probably doesn't want to fight girls, not because he's a gentleman. It's because he can't keep his hands off all of our special places.
What a fucking pervert!
He got his last week though didn't he? Jody Madrox left him looking like one of those prisoners who committed unspeakable crimes against children. The old man Muru had failed yet again. Why does he continue to push on? He should just go away and die.
Someone must have a soft spot for him. He loses his match and I win mine. One of us is successful and the other is a failure. Yet, we are in a match for the same prize. Why does this handsy has been keep getting opportunity after opportunity? I should be the one facing Johnny Eden. I shouldn't have to prove anything after all I've done.
Every moment I'm not at the forefront of this company is a mistake. You can only treat me like everyone else for so long. You don't want to see what happens when I don't get my own way.
I don't only have to deal with Muru. Johnny Eden gets to be the referee. Is he qualified for the job? Just because he's a wrestler, doesn't mean knows what it takes to call a match. How do I know he won't screw me over? He'll obviously be screwing me inside his head.
He knows Muru is an easier opponent for him. Is he the kind of man who would take the easy path? We already know he'll spike a drink to bed these Action Wrestling skanks. It's a good thing I'm here to raise the quality of women we have around here.
This guy thinks I'm one of those mechanical horses that everyone can ride for cheap. I think he's confusing me with his associate Tessa Stone. That chick looks like she put anything in her body. How did her disease ridden body even get access to this country?
This Monday night, I know all eyes are going to be on me. It doesn't matter if you're in the arena, on your couch, or streaming from your phone in the bathroom while your mom is asking if you're alright. I see you teenage boys.
You're so VERY welcome!
I'm going to beat Muru, and then I'm heading to L.A. for Evolution. It will be a party celebrating me. I'll celebrate in the ring but things will really get going during the after party. I can promise this. No one on the AW roster will be there.
I have standards.
I heard someone try to say it was Lizzy Time. Duh. If it's a second on the clock it's reserved for me. I'm the future of this company. I'm the future of everything. It's only a matter of time until you all see it. You might as well jump on the bandwagon early and get yourself a seat.
I'll beat Muru. I'll beat Johnny Eden. Then I'll beat who's next. If you want to share my spotlight, you better get in line. If you get to share the ring with me it will change your life. You might still suck, but you'll have been associated with me. I'm the only one who can polish all you turds and turn them to gold.
You're so VERY welcome!
I know there will be some haters. There's always people who go against what's going to happen just to be able to say they were right. They don't believe it but they want to be cool.
What's cooler than being part of the Lizzy Legion?
Muru you're old, like really old. I'm the new hotness. There's only one way this can go. I'm going to finally rid Action Wrestling of Muru. When I do you'll all be lining up to thank me. There will only be one thing to say when you do.
You're so VERY welcome!
If I said nothing else, all my followers would believe me. They would shout it to the corners of the earth, and it would become the truth. Just by speaking it into existence the world would just accept it.
That would be enough. The match would already be over. My fans would continue to scream for me like the superstar I am.
But I can't stop there. I'm far too generous. I know that people hang on my every word. I know that I'm the center of their universe.
I'm the main character.
So while saying I'm going to beat Muru is enough. Let me tell you exactly why I'm going to win. Here's how I'm going to punch my ticket to Evolution.
You saw what I did at Clash this past Monday right? Of course you did! I was trending everywhere. That's nothing new for me. I bet a guy like Jacob Koenig never felt so popular.
You're so VERY welcome!
It was very expected that I'd win my debut match. I pinned that dirty, little, Artico. I couldn't see them through the mask but I knew he was crying tears of joy. He may have lost the match but having me on top of him, probably made him feel like a man. That's what the wet spot in his tights told me.
You're so VERY welcome!
This is the same thing that will happen to Muru. He's going to see me and be in awe. My beauty is going to throw him off his game. He doesn't like laying hands on a woman, but he'll definitely be able to stop from touching me.
How can he resist perfection?
Just like any man in his situation, he'll be looking for any chance for skin to skin contact. I'm pretty sure he got a little inappropriate in his match with Niobe Martin. The old man has had years to disguise his actions in the ring. He probably doesn't want to fight girls, not because he's a gentleman. It's because he can't keep his hands off all of our special places.
What a fucking pervert!
He got his last week though didn't he? Jody Madrox left him looking like one of those prisoners who committed unspeakable crimes against children. The old man Muru had failed yet again. Why does he continue to push on? He should just go away and die.
Someone must have a soft spot for him. He loses his match and I win mine. One of us is successful and the other is a failure. Yet, we are in a match for the same prize. Why does this handsy has been keep getting opportunity after opportunity? I should be the one facing Johnny Eden. I shouldn't have to prove anything after all I've done.
Every moment I'm not at the forefront of this company is a mistake. You can only treat me like everyone else for so long. You don't want to see what happens when I don't get my own way.
I don't only have to deal with Muru. Johnny Eden gets to be the referee. Is he qualified for the job? Just because he's a wrestler, doesn't mean knows what it takes to call a match. How do I know he won't screw me over? He'll obviously be screwing me inside his head.
He knows Muru is an easier opponent for him. Is he the kind of man who would take the easy path? We already know he'll spike a drink to bed these Action Wrestling skanks. It's a good thing I'm here to raise the quality of women we have around here.
This guy thinks I'm one of those mechanical horses that everyone can ride for cheap. I think he's confusing me with his associate Tessa Stone. That chick looks like she put anything in her body. How did her disease ridden body even get access to this country?
This Monday night, I know all eyes are going to be on me. It doesn't matter if you're in the arena, on your couch, or streaming from your phone in the bathroom while your mom is asking if you're alright. I see you teenage boys.
You're so VERY welcome!
I'm going to beat Muru, and then I'm heading to L.A. for Evolution. It will be a party celebrating me. I'll celebrate in the ring but things will really get going during the after party. I can promise this. No one on the AW roster will be there.
I have standards.
I heard someone try to say it was Lizzy Time. Duh. If it's a second on the clock it's reserved for me. I'm the future of this company. I'm the future of everything. It's only a matter of time until you all see it. You might as well jump on the bandwagon early and get yourself a seat.
I'll beat Muru. I'll beat Johnny Eden. Then I'll beat who's next. If you want to share my spotlight, you better get in line. If you get to share the ring with me it will change your life. You might still suck, but you'll have been associated with me. I'm the only one who can polish all you turds and turn them to gold.
You're so VERY welcome!
I know there will be some haters. There's always people who go against what's going to happen just to be able to say they were right. They don't believe it but they want to be cool.
What's cooler than being part of the Lizzy Legion?
Muru you're old, like really old. I'm the new hotness. There's only one way this can go. I'm going to finally rid Action Wrestling of Muru. When I do you'll all be lining up to thank me. There will only be one thing to say when you do.
You're so VERY welcome!