Post by Doc Holiday on Jun 8, 2024 16:43:28 GMT -5
Little over a year ago
The scene opens up in a makeshift looking octagon of sorts, the cage is however is made out of chain link fence and lined with black plywood with various writing on the them. On the middle panel the words 'STREETBEEFS' in big yellow letters highlights everything in the cage. A big crowd surrounds the whole cage on every side as you see four people in the cage. Two women and two men. The camera pans into the first woman, a big girl to say the least as her stats pop up on the screen
? ? ?: I'm Megan the 'Megalodon', five foot six, Two hundred thirty pounds. Ain't nobody fuckin beating the Megalodon! Not this little skinny bitch!
The camera pans into an all too familiar face, our very own 'Trailer Park Princess' Mercedes Alexus Demareux.
MAD: I'm Mercedes, I'm part Wolverine and part Honey Badger. I don't give two fucks, I might kill this bitch.
The hype man, a bald man with a black hoodie that has 'Glove up or shut up' on the front, intervenes.
Hype Man: What's your height and weight?
MAD: Smaller than that fucking behemoth
Megalodon: FUCK YOU TRAILER TRASH!
MAD: BRING IT THUNDER CUNT!
Hype Man: LADIES! LADIES! Alright
The camera focuses in on the Hype Man
Hype Man: In this corner we have Megalodon who is 4-0 in 'Satan's Backyard'!
Cheers from part of the crowd
Hype Man: In this corner we have 'The Rabid Honey Badger' who is 0-0 in 'Satan's backyard'! Listen to the ref for instructions and obey his commands!
The referee steps into focus as the two women meet him in the middle.
Ref: I want a good clean fight ladies, listen to every word I say. Touch gloves if you want
MAD: FUCK THAT!
The two women go to their neutral corners as the ref gets in the middle again
Ref: FIGHT!
The two women circle each other before Megalodon comes at Mercedes throwing a 3-4 punch combo that misses her as she uses her speed and a agility to duck them.
MAD: Missed me ya gap tooth bitch!
Mercedes taunts her opponent as again closes in on her. She becomes somewhat trapped as Megalodon throws another 3 punch combo with the last one being a right hook that lands flush on Mercedes jaw with a loud THUD! Her knees buckle slightly as Megalodon backs up and turns around thinking she has knocked out MAD. Mercedes steadies herself against the plywood backstop. She spits blood out of her mouth and onto the back of Megalodon.
MAD: Hey Shark Bitch!
Megalodon turns around as Mercedes is running at her and hits a Brogue Kick to her face instantly stunning er. Mercedes then kicks her in the knee hard cause Megalodon to grab it and wince in pain as she falls to the ground clutching her knee. Mercedes pounces on her and starts battering her harder a 125 pound girl should be able too. Megalodon lays motionless as the ref fights to get MAD off. But she breaks free from him and kicks Megalodon in head again.
MAD: I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!
Transition
The scene cuts back to Grave Digger and Torture inside the Action Wrestling Offices watching the video as it comes to an end.
Gravedigger: So you think she is the one who is gonna be the one to ignite our Women's Division?
Torture: I don't know, but she scares me. She might have killed someone.
Gravedigger: Alright, send someone down there to offer her a contract.,
FADE TO BLACk
The scene opens back up in at Parole Officer Steve's house. Mercedes sits out on the front porch, wearing a typical MAD outfit of a Motley Crue crop top and Daisy Dukes. She looks as the camera and begins to speak
Ya'll probably forgot about me didn't ya? Well I mean, shit's hectic over here. I violated my parole over some bitch who said that Vespertine was just draining the swamp. So I had to remind a bitch who the fuck I was. Just like I'm about to remind Addy just who the fuck I am. Addy, I AM THAT BITCH! I am that, bitch that is going to take away your TV title and add it to my trophy case that currently holds the Women's Championship. The last Woman to ever hold that title and I don't seem to recall your name ever on the list of former Champions. So as accomplished as your little run is, don't forget that you're fucking with a menace society. I really don't give two fucks about what happens to me. I'm just a homeless piece of shit trailer trash who gets to bloody up people for a living. In between now and then I just focus on the things that matter the most. Like how I'm going to get back at the people who have it coming. And BITCH YOU HAVE IT COMING!
Then we have poor Johnny Eden. This dude is probably pumped that he gets to be in the ring with two chicks at the same time. He'll probably blow his load before he even gets to his theme music. But that's typical of most men, to be finished before the good part. That's OK though I'll just finish the job by myself, like always. So keep up that positive attitude, because you're gonna need it, because I'm sober, pissed, and hellbent on burning this fucking place to the ground like Vespertine, burnt down my the only home I've ever known. However, I can't get my hands on her until she's done playing grab ass with that little pussy Karlie Nash. So pack a fucking lunch Johnny, because you're gonna need it stepping in the ring with me. Not too many, have come out without needing stitched up, teeth replaced or a chiropractic appointment. I will make sure that when I'm done...
YOU WILL REMEMBER THE NAME...
MERCEDES!
ALEXUS
DEMAREUX!
FADE TO BLACK
The scene opens up in a makeshift looking octagon of sorts, the cage is however is made out of chain link fence and lined with black plywood with various writing on the them. On the middle panel the words 'STREETBEEFS' in big yellow letters highlights everything in the cage. A big crowd surrounds the whole cage on every side as you see four people in the cage. Two women and two men. The camera pans into the first woman, a big girl to say the least as her stats pop up on the screen
? ? ?: I'm Megan the 'Megalodon', five foot six, Two hundred thirty pounds. Ain't nobody fuckin beating the Megalodon! Not this little skinny bitch!
The camera pans into an all too familiar face, our very own 'Trailer Park Princess' Mercedes Alexus Demareux.
MAD: I'm Mercedes, I'm part Wolverine and part Honey Badger. I don't give two fucks, I might kill this bitch.
The hype man, a bald man with a black hoodie that has 'Glove up or shut up' on the front, intervenes.
Hype Man: What's your height and weight?
MAD: Smaller than that fucking behemoth
Megalodon: FUCK YOU TRAILER TRASH!
MAD: BRING IT THUNDER CUNT!
Hype Man: LADIES! LADIES! Alright
The camera focuses in on the Hype Man
Hype Man: In this corner we have Megalodon who is 4-0 in 'Satan's Backyard'!
Cheers from part of the crowd
Hype Man: In this corner we have 'The Rabid Honey Badger' who is 0-0 in 'Satan's backyard'! Listen to the ref for instructions and obey his commands!
The referee steps into focus as the two women meet him in the middle.
Ref: I want a good clean fight ladies, listen to every word I say. Touch gloves if you want
MAD: FUCK THAT!
The two women go to their neutral corners as the ref gets in the middle again
Ref: FIGHT!
The two women circle each other before Megalodon comes at Mercedes throwing a 3-4 punch combo that misses her as she uses her speed and a agility to duck them.
MAD: Missed me ya gap tooth bitch!
Mercedes taunts her opponent as again closes in on her. She becomes somewhat trapped as Megalodon throws another 3 punch combo with the last one being a right hook that lands flush on Mercedes jaw with a loud THUD! Her knees buckle slightly as Megalodon backs up and turns around thinking she has knocked out MAD. Mercedes steadies herself against the plywood backstop. She spits blood out of her mouth and onto the back of Megalodon.
MAD: Hey Shark Bitch!
Megalodon turns around as Mercedes is running at her and hits a Brogue Kick to her face instantly stunning er. Mercedes then kicks her in the knee hard cause Megalodon to grab it and wince in pain as she falls to the ground clutching her knee. Mercedes pounces on her and starts battering her harder a 125 pound girl should be able too. Megalodon lays motionless as the ref fights to get MAD off. But she breaks free from him and kicks Megalodon in head again.
MAD: I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!
Transition
The scene cuts back to Grave Digger and Torture inside the Action Wrestling Offices watching the video as it comes to an end.
Gravedigger: So you think she is the one who is gonna be the one to ignite our Women's Division?
Torture: I don't know, but she scares me. She might have killed someone.
Gravedigger: Alright, send someone down there to offer her a contract.,
FADE TO BLACk
The scene opens back up in at Parole Officer Steve's house. Mercedes sits out on the front porch, wearing a typical MAD outfit of a Motley Crue crop top and Daisy Dukes. She looks as the camera and begins to speak
Ya'll probably forgot about me didn't ya? Well I mean, shit's hectic over here. I violated my parole over some bitch who said that Vespertine was just draining the swamp. So I had to remind a bitch who the fuck I was. Just like I'm about to remind Addy just who the fuck I am. Addy, I AM THAT BITCH! I am that, bitch that is going to take away your TV title and add it to my trophy case that currently holds the Women's Championship. The last Woman to ever hold that title and I don't seem to recall your name ever on the list of former Champions. So as accomplished as your little run is, don't forget that you're fucking with a menace society. I really don't give two fucks about what happens to me. I'm just a homeless piece of shit trailer trash who gets to bloody up people for a living. In between now and then I just focus on the things that matter the most. Like how I'm going to get back at the people who have it coming. And BITCH YOU HAVE IT COMING!
Then we have poor Johnny Eden. This dude is probably pumped that he gets to be in the ring with two chicks at the same time. He'll probably blow his load before he even gets to his theme music. But that's typical of most men, to be finished before the good part. That's OK though I'll just finish the job by myself, like always. So keep up that positive attitude, because you're gonna need it, because I'm sober, pissed, and hellbent on burning this fucking place to the ground like Vespertine, burnt down my the only home I've ever known. However, I can't get my hands on her until she's done playing grab ass with that little pussy Karlie Nash. So pack a fucking lunch Johnny, because you're gonna need it stepping in the ring with me. Not too many, have come out without needing stitched up, teeth replaced or a chiropractic appointment. I will make sure that when I'm done...
YOU WILL REMEMBER THE NAME...
MERCEDES!
ALEXUS
DEMAREUX!
FADE TO BLACK