You're VERY Welcome!
Jun 7, 2024 23:10:19 GMT -5
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Post by Lizzy Dalmon on Jun 7, 2024 23:10:19 GMT -5
You're VERY welcome!
If you look anywhere on social media, you will see that it's a buzz. My appearance on Clash is all anyone can talk about. As always, I'm at the center of everyone's attention.
So I will say again, you're all VERY welcome!
It doesn't matter who you are. If you even have the faintest idea of what Action Wrestling is, then your life has just been enhanced by my greatest. It doesn't matter if you're a lowly member of the ring crew, or the second biggest star in the company. It doesn't matter if you're a diehard fan, or some casual that only tuned in to see yours truly. Your life has been forever changed.
You're VERY welcome!
I thought after I did the wrestling world a favor, I'd be treated better. I thought that when I brought eyes to the product, people would be grateful. People have compared what I've done to what Taylor Swift did for the NFL. That's insulting! She doesn't have the reach or fan base I do. I did all that and no one even appreciated it.
No one even said thank you.
I figured maybe everyone was too afraid to approach me. I know I'm a larger than life personality. I asked my agent if there were any flowers or gifts sent. There wasn't. Were they treating me like I was just another wrestler?
That would be a mistake.
I figured maybe they were going to show their thanks by giving me a big title match. I mean Brady Bolt was just giving out Golden Opportunities. There's no one on this roster as golden as I am. Perhaps they were going to give me my own title, a belt to show that I'm everyone in AW's champion. Nope. Instead I was told I would have just a meaningless match.
Artico vs Lizzy Dalmon vs Jacob Koenig
I don't know if I've ever been so disrespected. My reward for bringing Action Wrestling to the forefront of the world is being sandwiched between two men. Wow, that's not the choice I would have gone with. But it's ok, I'll show them the error of their ways.
The first of my opponents is a loser. Look how upset he was that he couldn't get the job done. He was probably ashamed of himself. I hear that they wear the mask as part of their history. I'm thinking it's something else.
He probably wears a mask because he's hideous. I mean real people hideous. Obviously compared to me he's basically a pile of trash.
This guy Artico is of no threat to me. I've have to almost interact with people like him before in my life. I think I handle him. Usually when it comes to people beneath me, I'd let someone else take care of It.
But I'm ready to get my hands dirty.
My other opponent is Jacob Koenig. He's a man with a little bit of history with Action Wrestling. He's been a champion. He's probably wondering why he's in a match with two newcomers.
I'm wondering why he wasn't first in line to say thank you. The rumor is that his contract is coming to an end. I'm sure he's going to want a hefty sum of money to stay with this company. With the income stream I'm bringing in, he might just get that bag he's looking for.
I personally wouldn't pay him.
I guess the money has to go somewhere though. I plan on needing a lot of people to beat. If they decide to give it to someone who's most recent accomplishment is beating a real life video game, so be it.
I think it would be a waste of money.
I'm sure my absolute domination of him also won't do him any favors. I guess maybe he should hold off on that thank you for now.
Monday night everyone is in for a treat when I step into the ring. The fans in the crowd better have their phones charged because they are going to want to record history.
All I can say to that is…You're VERY welcome!
If you look anywhere on social media, you will see that it's a buzz. My appearance on Clash is all anyone can talk about. As always, I'm at the center of everyone's attention.
So I will say again, you're all VERY welcome!
It doesn't matter who you are. If you even have the faintest idea of what Action Wrestling is, then your life has just been enhanced by my greatest. It doesn't matter if you're a lowly member of the ring crew, or the second biggest star in the company. It doesn't matter if you're a diehard fan, or some casual that only tuned in to see yours truly. Your life has been forever changed.
You're VERY welcome!
I thought after I did the wrestling world a favor, I'd be treated better. I thought that when I brought eyes to the product, people would be grateful. People have compared what I've done to what Taylor Swift did for the NFL. That's insulting! She doesn't have the reach or fan base I do. I did all that and no one even appreciated it.
No one even said thank you.
I figured maybe everyone was too afraid to approach me. I know I'm a larger than life personality. I asked my agent if there were any flowers or gifts sent. There wasn't. Were they treating me like I was just another wrestler?
That would be a mistake.
I figured maybe they were going to show their thanks by giving me a big title match. I mean Brady Bolt was just giving out Golden Opportunities. There's no one on this roster as golden as I am. Perhaps they were going to give me my own title, a belt to show that I'm everyone in AW's champion. Nope. Instead I was told I would have just a meaningless match.
Artico vs Lizzy Dalmon vs Jacob Koenig
I don't know if I've ever been so disrespected. My reward for bringing Action Wrestling to the forefront of the world is being sandwiched between two men. Wow, that's not the choice I would have gone with. But it's ok, I'll show them the error of their ways.
The first of my opponents is a loser. Look how upset he was that he couldn't get the job done. He was probably ashamed of himself. I hear that they wear the mask as part of their history. I'm thinking it's something else.
He probably wears a mask because he's hideous. I mean real people hideous. Obviously compared to me he's basically a pile of trash.
This guy Artico is of no threat to me. I've have to almost interact with people like him before in my life. I think I handle him. Usually when it comes to people beneath me, I'd let someone else take care of It.
But I'm ready to get my hands dirty.
My other opponent is Jacob Koenig. He's a man with a little bit of history with Action Wrestling. He's been a champion. He's probably wondering why he's in a match with two newcomers.
I'm wondering why he wasn't first in line to say thank you. The rumor is that his contract is coming to an end. I'm sure he's going to want a hefty sum of money to stay with this company. With the income stream I'm bringing in, he might just get that bag he's looking for.
I personally wouldn't pay him.
I guess the money has to go somewhere though. I plan on needing a lot of people to beat. If they decide to give it to someone who's most recent accomplishment is beating a real life video game, so be it.
I think it would be a waste of money.
I'm sure my absolute domination of him also won't do him any favors. I guess maybe he should hold off on that thank you for now.
Monday night everyone is in for a treat when I step into the ring. The fans in the crowd better have their phones charged because they are going to want to record history.
All I can say to that is…You're VERY welcome!