Post by Ned the Intern on Jun 2, 2024 9:49:50 GMT -5
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“He’s cute.” Sara smiles.
“Eh.” Adelaide shrugs as he walks away from the two girls.
Adelaide invites Sara into her humble home. Accepting the invitation Sara enters and promptly plops herself into the couch.
“Drink?” Adelaide politely offers her guest.
“It’s 9am?!” Sara gasps.
“So?” smirks Adelaide pouring herself a healthy glass of vodka, “I’ve got to wash the taste of cum from my mouth.”
“Adelaide!” exclaims Sara. She pauses, thinking back to all of their adventures together, and then she smiles. “Okay, that's not even the worst place you've had to wash cum out of.”
“Pot. Kettle. Black. Bitch,” Adelaide laughs, “remember, I’ve still got the videos you had removed from Pornhub.” Adelaide half snorts as she throws her beverage down her gullet without effort.
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“There’s a reason we're coming for you, En-Vee. It’s all of your own doing. You could’ve left well enough alone. You could’ve let us do what we do and put CruiserClash on full display. But, no. You couldn’t allow the fragility of your own egos to make you feel like you’ve been upstaged. Thing is though, babes. You’ve never been at the forefront. You’ve always been background players. Through no fault of your own - you just lack that ‘it’ factor that hits. You’re happy to be good. You’re Reggie Millers in an era of Michael Jordans.”
“To be honest, I can’t fault either of you for doing what you’re doing. It brings your name to the tip of every man’s tongue. You become something that you haven’t been for the longest time. You become relevant. And no one should be criticized for trying to elevate themselves.”
“It’s fucking commendable.”
“Problem, though. You’ve come at the wrong bitches. Maybe you got cocky because TJ and Jaice proved somewhat of a waste of time. But stepping to royalty. That’s a fucking mistake. You’re trying to take down two members of the establishment that are just more prominent than you. Sure, you’ll have them talking, you’ll be front and center of the tabloids, but you’ll be nothing more than a laughing stock - fodder for a rich man’s folly. Just like Meghan Markle.”
“Everyone sees you. Everyone hears you. But, no one with any sense of self-worth actually cares about either of you. Karlie puts out another poorly edited Milf Hunter ripoff video. Vespertine does Vespertine shit, and the collective population roll their eyes and groan. The pair of you are the poster children of ‘desperate for attention’. Well you’ve got my attention and Sare’s. For now, if only to knock you from your faux pedestal and drown you in the fast flushing waters of a poorly cleaned Royal Doulton.”
“Like teenagers that never grew up, you think people care because they look at you, because they talk about you. What you have to realize is that adults don’t function like that. We don’t like you, we pity your existence. The sad lives you are carving for yourselves, all because you subscribe to the all news is good news theory.”
“That’s not true - for either of you. We are openly mocking you every chance we get, because you allow us too. You allow us to make you the centre of the circle jerk. It might feel good but you’re going to be letdown when it is all over.”
“Face it, girls. Sara Pettis and Adelaide Ainsworth are Action Wrestling royalty and you’re just a second rate actor playing make believe and her-sister on the crack pipe.”
“We are the foundations of what this company is built on.”
“You’re… spare parts."
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“Remember the bright-eyed Sara Pettis from 2020? She was so full of hope. She wanted to build up the women of Action Wrestling, and use her worldwide fame to show that the best women in the world were shattering the glass ceiling on the grandest stage of them all. We had Madwoman Szalinski, Razzles Mars, Jacqui M, Lissie Hope, Bonnie Blue, and… of course… my sister-in-arms… Adelaide. Those warriors were putting down macho men on a weekly basis. They were implementing real change in this business, and I was happy to join their cause.”
“But then there was a whining… deceitfu… and lackadaisical member of that roster. You guessed it. Karlie Nash. When she wasn't confusing viewers with her… “church”... or putting out smut on the internet… she was just showing up for a paycheck and coasting from town to town. Four years later… we've got the same old Karlie Nash. Her nonchalance does nothing for this company, and there’s been absolutely no growth for her. All of the meticulous work that everyone has done to better themselves… and Karlie Nash has been standing still since day one.”
“Even in this new chapter with… whatever Vespertine is. They could be creating serious interest in this product, but instead… they’re trying to tank it. Ratings are steady. Gates are steady. We're on the Road to Evolution! What an exciting time to be part of Action Wrestling! I, for one, am thankful to be here. But they are just… existing. Week after week. Town after town. They expect a red carpet welcome for a back-alley performance. Those titles are being wasted now more than when Zmac and Hotaka weren't even around. Since TJ and Jaice couldn't get the job done… twice… it's time for royalty to step up.”
“We've come back together at the right time, girls. CruiserClash is no more but its legacy lives on through us. All we have to do is silence you harpies, liberate those titles, and then settle things between us at Evolution. I suppose this is me challenging you for your title again, Adelaide. Once we put these peasants down, let's go on to some queen-on-queen action-packed action. Cool?”
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“Anyway… back to eNVy…”
“I know it's a play on your names, but it's also fitting because of your feelings toward us. You want the spotlight that is naturally drawn to us. You want the glory without working even half as hard as us. You want our thrones. It's no wonder you've targeted us with your shady tactics. The battleline is drawn and we're ready for war on Clash. I'm not expecting this to be a walk in the park, unless that park is at night with a full moon and venomous snakes.”
“We've overcome worse odds."
“Let's not talk about Budapest though.”
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“eNVy… keeping me from fulfilling my destiny of winning the Cruiserweight Championship was a mistake, girls. One that I was planning on correcting after Havoc was over. But then you kept me from winning that, too. Your obsession with me will now cost you those titles. Congratulations on setting yourself up for failure… again. Ves, I know you haven't been here long, but you should look up all the times Karlie shot herself in the foot in the last six years here. It's embarrassing and you should have steered clear of her. For someone with old souls swirling inside her… you didn't absorb any of their wisdom.”
“I'm sorry to be so blunt, Ves… but what the fuck are you? I don't think even you know. The only thing you are to Karlie is a meal-ticket. She sees you as a shiny new toy to play with. When you are no longer fun, she will toss you aside and move on. Tuesday morning is going to be a totally different world for you, Ves. Good luck with that. Best of luck in your future endeavors. Tuesday morning will be totally different for the CruiserQueens. Adelaide will have three titles, and I will have one for the third time. Things are looking up for us, and looking dull for you, eNVy. But... hey... you brought this on yourselves."
"Karlie... Ves..."
"You are each other's scapegoat. Each other's downfall. Each other's worst case scenario."
"Adelaide and I are each other's silver lining. Each other's light at the end of the tunnel. Each other's best case scenario."
"We are not the same, eNVy."
"We are royalty and you are..."
"Spare parts."
"Karlie... Ves..."
"You are each other's scapegoat. Each other's downfall. Each other's worst case scenario."
"Adelaide and I are each other's silver lining. Each other's light at the end of the tunnel. Each other's best case scenario."
"We are not the same, eNVy."
"We are royalty and you are..."
"Spare parts."
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