Post by vespertine on May 5, 2024 0:58:36 GMT -5
(The camera fades from black to a scene of black canvassed wall. In front of the wall stands Vespertine dressed in pleated mini skirt, a pink spaghetti strap tank top and red high heels. She currently paces back and forth. She sees the camera and addresses it.)
V: If you haven't been paying attention, let me give you a rundown of what I've been up to in the last month. Teamed with Karlie to become Envy to become the Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions. Beat Jaice Wilds and TJ Alexander, two vets of AW known as the Aerial Assassins in a Falls Count Anywhere match at Blast. Beat Jaice Wilds by climbing up a 20 foot ladder. Setting the ladder up on top of the entrance ramp which is another good 10 feet above the ground. So that was at least a 30 foot drop and then jumped off. Slid down a banister, cracked my ribs by parkouring and jumping off a bathroom sink. I ran Tatiana Jolee and Sitcom out of AW, thereby insuring that those two lost little lovebirds will never be seen or heard from again. And yet she's back and for how long. She has seen the future of AW and it isn't Odin, Lee or Angelo. It's Vespertine.
(She pauses but continues to pace)
I've set fire to Joey's puppets, beaten Niobe, Buddha knows how many times and now that I mentioned her, I don't have to mention her again in this promo. Got my ass handed to me by Sicko. That just means he's human and not a monster. He didn't turn me into his meat puppet, didn't turn my skin into a face mask. I've learned that to really get him down, you have to target his knees. The one thing Green was supposed to go for in his last match with Sicko but seemed intent to match the monster with strength rather than targeting weak spots. And that, Green, is why you are a failure. Not just to yourself but to King Arthur's round table as well
(She smiles as she paces)
So now I'm inserting myself into the Omega Title match. But you know who is NOT in this match? Jessie Lee. She can break me all she wants and call me all kinds of names but I don't see her inserting herself into the Omega Title picture. She is trying for the US title and she won't even come close to getting it. The only other person in this match who thinks they have a shot is MAD. And she's right, she is MAD.... to take on both Sicko and Green. You can't even defend your home from being burnt down. You spend so much time drinking, fucking and being analyzed by your therapist you have ZERO time to train and become better. Which makes my job of beating you all that much more easier.
(She continues)
Jay Best MIGHT show up. But he's just another waste of space on the roster. Almost like Niobe Martin is and definitely like MAD. Useless wastes of fucking space. Which is probably what Sicko and Green think I am. A waste of fucking space. But however big you giants are, I will tell you what I'm not. I'm not a quitter. I have hooked up with Sicko before, I am going to hook up with Sicko for this match. And even if I lose the gauntlet match, whatever he may think of me, however waste of useless fucking space he thinks I am, my name is on his lips. When my name is on your lips, like my name is ALWAYS on Odin's lips. My name is mentioned in EVERY single one of his promos, think about it. Just means, I've taken up residence in your brain, in your mind. You know I am here. You know what I can do and from where. No matter how much fucking fire you aim at me, I WILL always come back.
(She pauses)
Green though, we haven't met. He has probably watched me in the ring, probably with disinterest, probably, mostly with a passing glance, never thinking in all the world, that he and I would hook up someday for the Omega title, because we are in totally different books, in different time zones, in different realities. His reality doesn't match my reality so we would never really meet. King Arthur vs. Shogun. (shrugs) I never quit, I never back down. I never give up. I go all out or not at all. I took Sicko too his limit. So, Green, when you and I meet, I will take you to your limit. And will still win.
(She stops to look intensely at the camera)
This time it's not about any of your souls. It's not about the fame, the power, the prestige, the titles, the Glory or even about the respect. There is a gap for a title. A title I want around my waist. A title I long for too. And talk all you want about how fucking useless I am as a wrestler and that I take up space, the truth of the matter is: I am coming for it. I WILL do my damndest to be the next Omega Champion. This is a gauntlet match, there will be no Death by Diva, no Suspended Silence, no Epically Diva. I bring my daring, my grace and my style to this gauntlet which is probably the opposite of what Sicko brings. But if I learned anything from my last encounter with him, it's that at 376 lbs, what he lacks in mobility, he makes up for in strength, muscle and evil. But you see:
I'm my own brand of evil.
I'm my own brand of mobility.
I'm my own brand of insanity.
And in this gauntlet match, this brand of insanity will walk away the Omega Champion because no one expects me to win.
(She walks off screen and the camera fades to black)
V: If you haven't been paying attention, let me give you a rundown of what I've been up to in the last month. Teamed with Karlie to become Envy to become the Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions. Beat Jaice Wilds and TJ Alexander, two vets of AW known as the Aerial Assassins in a Falls Count Anywhere match at Blast. Beat Jaice Wilds by climbing up a 20 foot ladder. Setting the ladder up on top of the entrance ramp which is another good 10 feet above the ground. So that was at least a 30 foot drop and then jumped off. Slid down a banister, cracked my ribs by parkouring and jumping off a bathroom sink. I ran Tatiana Jolee and Sitcom out of AW, thereby insuring that those two lost little lovebirds will never be seen or heard from again. And yet she's back and for how long. She has seen the future of AW and it isn't Odin, Lee or Angelo. It's Vespertine.
(She pauses but continues to pace)
I've set fire to Joey's puppets, beaten Niobe, Buddha knows how many times and now that I mentioned her, I don't have to mention her again in this promo. Got my ass handed to me by Sicko. That just means he's human and not a monster. He didn't turn me into his meat puppet, didn't turn my skin into a face mask. I've learned that to really get him down, you have to target his knees. The one thing Green was supposed to go for in his last match with Sicko but seemed intent to match the monster with strength rather than targeting weak spots. And that, Green, is why you are a failure. Not just to yourself but to King Arthur's round table as well
(She smiles as she paces)
So now I'm inserting myself into the Omega Title match. But you know who is NOT in this match? Jessie Lee. She can break me all she wants and call me all kinds of names but I don't see her inserting herself into the Omega Title picture. She is trying for the US title and she won't even come close to getting it. The only other person in this match who thinks they have a shot is MAD. And she's right, she is MAD.... to take on both Sicko and Green. You can't even defend your home from being burnt down. You spend so much time drinking, fucking and being analyzed by your therapist you have ZERO time to train and become better. Which makes my job of beating you all that much more easier.
(She continues)
Jay Best MIGHT show up. But he's just another waste of space on the roster. Almost like Niobe Martin is and definitely like MAD. Useless wastes of fucking space. Which is probably what Sicko and Green think I am. A waste of fucking space. But however big you giants are, I will tell you what I'm not. I'm not a quitter. I have hooked up with Sicko before, I am going to hook up with Sicko for this match. And even if I lose the gauntlet match, whatever he may think of me, however waste of useless fucking space he thinks I am, my name is on his lips. When my name is on your lips, like my name is ALWAYS on Odin's lips. My name is mentioned in EVERY single one of his promos, think about it. Just means, I've taken up residence in your brain, in your mind. You know I am here. You know what I can do and from where. No matter how much fucking fire you aim at me, I WILL always come back.
(She pauses)
Green though, we haven't met. He has probably watched me in the ring, probably with disinterest, probably, mostly with a passing glance, never thinking in all the world, that he and I would hook up someday for the Omega title, because we are in totally different books, in different time zones, in different realities. His reality doesn't match my reality so we would never really meet. King Arthur vs. Shogun. (shrugs) I never quit, I never back down. I never give up. I go all out or not at all. I took Sicko too his limit. So, Green, when you and I meet, I will take you to your limit. And will still win.
(She stops to look intensely at the camera)
This time it's not about any of your souls. It's not about the fame, the power, the prestige, the titles, the Glory or even about the respect. There is a gap for a title. A title I want around my waist. A title I long for too. And talk all you want about how fucking useless I am as a wrestler and that I take up space, the truth of the matter is: I am coming for it. I WILL do my damndest to be the next Omega Champion. This is a gauntlet match, there will be no Death by Diva, no Suspended Silence, no Epically Diva. I bring my daring, my grace and my style to this gauntlet which is probably the opposite of what Sicko brings. But if I learned anything from my last encounter with him, it's that at 376 lbs, what he lacks in mobility, he makes up for in strength, muscle and evil. But you see:
I'm my own brand of evil.
I'm my own brand of mobility.
I'm my own brand of insanity.
And in this gauntlet match, this brand of insanity will walk away the Omega Champion because no one expects me to win.
(She walks off screen and the camera fades to black)