Post by Jody Madrox on Apr 20, 2024 23:46:37 GMT -5
I know this is going to be a boring ass promo simply because I don't want to speak too much about this, well to be honest I will say that I am lucky to be teaming with my first crush, jessie Lee. You know, at first I thought that it was a joke that they paired us together against jaice and vespertine. But as they said, “oops its all tag team matches” I'm shocked that teddy long isn't booking aw for how many tag matches we have this Clash.
Jokes a side, holla holla holla… now let me get down to business, you see my peeps I have nothing to lose against vespertine and jaice wilds, maybe jessie does with how she carries herself with pride, maybe she thinks that this tag match might get her on to the next level, when its clear that this is a throw away match with no stakes.
Maybe, there is a stake in this match and it's basically a whole thing of pride. Pride can get in the way, and I know for me I don't care about this match. The people involved (take that back I still got luv fa my girls Vespertine and jessie lee), and over all just this is a plain old tag match to me.
I could have easily said fuck this match, and no showed but I know jb would beat my ass if I don't show up so I'm not gonna play that route. Honestly, I could easily sleepwalk this match and still wake up to the crowd being silent as the bell rings for the finish.
Maybe I'm just being a pessimistic ass for no reason but that's how I feel about this match. Maybe my own pessimistic side is going to influence what imma do in the ring on Clash. I could say. “Oo imma beat up these two jackasssses, and claim victory for me and my Bae jessie…” but fuck that shit. What ima do is maybe let jessie do all the work, let her ego do the talkin in the ring while I just stand there in the ring and stall like a Mafaka… she tries to do the hot tag spot, and mis the cue completely, just fuckin up the match to the point they would fire my black ass!
You know what I'm too am bs'in on all that,for as long I've been in this company I never had ever drop the ball minus the whole mythical guy who managed to beat me for the belt not too long ago. But here's the truth, I might not have what it takes to carry me and jessie to victory, but who thinks we'll even be able to co exist?
Jessie you hate me, and have a slight dislike towards you, and I know you'd rather be fighting in singles action instead of teaming up with me. But hey, it is what it is and we need to work together then after that match is done we can for forget we even teamed up at all.
But to jaice and vespertine, all I know is that you both are gonna get your asses kicked by me or jessie, and I want you to both know exactly how we mean business. You both will end up somewhere on a newspaper for missing wrestlers because we will make sure to make you both dissappear out of sight and outta mind.
My thing is I know full well that I will make somewhat of an effort to not be the slouch of the team on Clash, even if jessie wouldn't want to tag me in. I will make sure to prove to all of you in attendance and at home that I still can give a shit.
If I didn't give a shit I wouldn't be rambling on and on about this shit, I got a nephew who needs my full attention, but I gotta keep the lights on so I have to take care of business.
I guess this Clash is what I mean by taking care of business, so jessie if you are with me and down for the cause, then let's smoke these fools off the block, and if you aren't then oh well suck it up like a hoover dame and get over it.
Look, at this point I don't have much else shit to say…. May the makeshift team be better than the next one….
See you all at clash, i guess…
Jokes a side, holla holla holla… now let me get down to business, you see my peeps I have nothing to lose against vespertine and jaice wilds, maybe jessie does with how she carries herself with pride, maybe she thinks that this tag match might get her on to the next level, when its clear that this is a throw away match with no stakes.
Maybe, there is a stake in this match and it's basically a whole thing of pride. Pride can get in the way, and I know for me I don't care about this match. The people involved (take that back I still got luv fa my girls Vespertine and jessie lee), and over all just this is a plain old tag match to me.
I could have easily said fuck this match, and no showed but I know jb would beat my ass if I don't show up so I'm not gonna play that route. Honestly, I could easily sleepwalk this match and still wake up to the crowd being silent as the bell rings for the finish.
Maybe I'm just being a pessimistic ass for no reason but that's how I feel about this match. Maybe my own pessimistic side is going to influence what imma do in the ring on Clash. I could say. “Oo imma beat up these two jackasssses, and claim victory for me and my Bae jessie…” but fuck that shit. What ima do is maybe let jessie do all the work, let her ego do the talkin in the ring while I just stand there in the ring and stall like a Mafaka… she tries to do the hot tag spot, and mis the cue completely, just fuckin up the match to the point they would fire my black ass!
You know what I'm too am bs'in on all that,for as long I've been in this company I never had ever drop the ball minus the whole mythical guy who managed to beat me for the belt not too long ago. But here's the truth, I might not have what it takes to carry me and jessie to victory, but who thinks we'll even be able to co exist?
Jessie you hate me, and have a slight dislike towards you, and I know you'd rather be fighting in singles action instead of teaming up with me. But hey, it is what it is and we need to work together then after that match is done we can for forget we even teamed up at all.
But to jaice and vespertine, all I know is that you both are gonna get your asses kicked by me or jessie, and I want you to both know exactly how we mean business. You both will end up somewhere on a newspaper for missing wrestlers because we will make sure to make you both dissappear out of sight and outta mind.
My thing is I know full well that I will make somewhat of an effort to not be the slouch of the team on Clash, even if jessie wouldn't want to tag me in. I will make sure to prove to all of you in attendance and at home that I still can give a shit.
If I didn't give a shit I wouldn't be rambling on and on about this shit, I got a nephew who needs my full attention, but I gotta keep the lights on so I have to take care of business.
I guess this Clash is what I mean by taking care of business, so jessie if you are with me and down for the cause, then let's smoke these fools off the block, and if you aren't then oh well suck it up like a hoover dame and get over it.
Look, at this point I don't have much else shit to say…. May the makeshift team be better than the next one….
See you all at clash, i guess…