Post by Jody Madrox on Apr 13, 2024 21:52:43 GMT -5
[Ehh this opens to um, nothing really substan— eh we open to a low budget show where we see a woman who looks like Kayla Kleevage in a nun outfit. Then we see a puppet Jody standing on a pew preachin about nonsense.]
Puppet Jojo: OH LAWRD GIVE ME A STRENGHT TO MAKE MONEY!
Nun: OH YES LAWRD BLESS US FOR MEONY!
Puppet Jojo: Yes Sista Suga Tits, what do you wish for tha LAWRD to bless you witH?
Nun: Oh Jojo, i want him to bless me with more tits and money!
[Then Puppet Jojo placed his hand on her tits and says a silent prayer. After he was done, he goes back to his stand to preach more nonsense.]
Puppet Jojo: Oh let Sista Tits get bigger tits, anyone else wants to be blessed here today?
[Then it cuts to various puppets vouching to be chosen, then puppet Jojo manages to pick Jody who happened to walk into his “sermon”, and he slowly gets up to the pew.]
Puppet Jojo: Oh my brother, what do you want to be blessed with?
[Jody then looks at the puppet on the pew with confusion, then he looked at the Nun with huge tits and got with the program.]
Jody: Oh… right… i want the lawrd to bless me to um…. Get in the pants of vespertine, maybe get Addy A’s phone numba… and the least of all, let me beat down Doc Holiday to advance in this so-called tournament!
[Then the puppet raises his hand in the air as the church goes all go insane, but then it cuts off abruptly to Jody back in his home in the D spending time with his Nephew and his niece, he and Missy with her child were walking at the park enjoying the fresh air. Then he takes some pictures to pass the time, then after some time they head back to his home and he left them inside as he decides to record himself on the steps of his house.]
Jody: Man, today was fun i had some fun time with my niece and her newborn, i guess being off the road is the shit. It gets too boring to wait to be in hotels in different towns, catchin flights and all that shit… though I know I have to leave the D again for a 4am flight to Tulsa..ugh… it’s a living for what I have to do on a consistent basis.
To be honest, I am not not shocked that I somehow won that triple threat match to advance, I felt that someone was on my side that night for me to continue, but now im facin Doc once again for a bigger shot at the finals for Road to Havoc. I guess one of us wants to be Numba 30, so we can have our World Title shot guaranteed without getting burned in the Havoc Rumble.
I know me and Doc have some history, it all stemmed from our TV title hunt that took place many times ago, and well it’s not shocking that we even teamed up where we turned on one another, back when we had our time into the US/Omega title winds at different times. While yes we both lost our belts to basically mythical wrestlers, we could team up and say fuck them mythical fucks who killed our mometum as champs in our respective divisions, but who am I kidding?...
If we couldn’t work as a team, then how the hell would we be able to stand one another? Hell, we are better off as the hood version of Laverne and Shirley of AW. I guess from time to time, we can have our slapstick moments but we can still put on some type of show, what type of show you ask?... maybe not Happy Days, but more with Hanging with Mr. Cooper. I know im sayin nonsense but you know what I mean.
I guess TV sitcoms are still on my mind, but that doesn’t mean I am losing focus on what is in front of me. Its me beatin the hell outta my friend Doc to move onto the tournament, I know he is more vetted to be numba 30 than I am, I know he’s more likely to assume he will get far in this tournament for the sake of it. While I do admire his focuses on this tournament, I want to know if he really is truly interested in being the one I beat up to move forward.
So Doc, you know how they say we can’t rehash the past to move forward, but here we are the ones to decide who moves forward into this tournament. I might be the one to move forward while you step back and think about what caused you to halt your own momentum. Me? I am not afraid to fight you until it’s Cinco De Mayo. Hell even before then, till it’s passover that may pass soon, you know what i mean?
Imma fight you until the seasons pass you by and you will learn why you can’t get on my level. That might be a low barrier, but hey it is what it is. So Doc, may the best former black champion in different divisions come forward into this Road To Havoc.
[From there, it cuts back to the “church” program but it's all hazy and static we barely see what is going on, but with some scenes we see Sista Suga Tits getting her um jugs sucked by– nah we cut to the Action Wrestling logo due to the Paramount Network demeaning it obscene!]
Puppet Jojo: OH LAWRD GIVE ME A STRENGHT TO MAKE MONEY!
Nun: OH YES LAWRD BLESS US FOR MEONY!
Puppet Jojo: Yes Sista Suga Tits, what do you wish for tha LAWRD to bless you witH?
Nun: Oh Jojo, i want him to bless me with more tits and money!
[Then Puppet Jojo placed his hand on her tits and says a silent prayer. After he was done, he goes back to his stand to preach more nonsense.]
Puppet Jojo: Oh let Sista Tits get bigger tits, anyone else wants to be blessed here today?
[Then it cuts to various puppets vouching to be chosen, then puppet Jojo manages to pick Jody who happened to walk into his “sermon”, and he slowly gets up to the pew.]
Puppet Jojo: Oh my brother, what do you want to be blessed with?
[Jody then looks at the puppet on the pew with confusion, then he looked at the Nun with huge tits and got with the program.]
Jody: Oh… right… i want the lawrd to bless me to um…. Get in the pants of vespertine, maybe get Addy A’s phone numba… and the least of all, let me beat down Doc Holiday to advance in this so-called tournament!
[Then the puppet raises his hand in the air as the church goes all go insane, but then it cuts off abruptly to Jody back in his home in the D spending time with his Nephew and his niece, he and Missy with her child were walking at the park enjoying the fresh air. Then he takes some pictures to pass the time, then after some time they head back to his home and he left them inside as he decides to record himself on the steps of his house.]
Jody: Man, today was fun i had some fun time with my niece and her newborn, i guess being off the road is the shit. It gets too boring to wait to be in hotels in different towns, catchin flights and all that shit… though I know I have to leave the D again for a 4am flight to Tulsa..ugh… it’s a living for what I have to do on a consistent basis.
To be honest, I am not not shocked that I somehow won that triple threat match to advance, I felt that someone was on my side that night for me to continue, but now im facin Doc once again for a bigger shot at the finals for Road to Havoc. I guess one of us wants to be Numba 30, so we can have our World Title shot guaranteed without getting burned in the Havoc Rumble.
I know me and Doc have some history, it all stemmed from our TV title hunt that took place many times ago, and well it’s not shocking that we even teamed up where we turned on one another, back when we had our time into the US/Omega title winds at different times. While yes we both lost our belts to basically mythical wrestlers, we could team up and say fuck them mythical fucks who killed our mometum as champs in our respective divisions, but who am I kidding?...
If we couldn’t work as a team, then how the hell would we be able to stand one another? Hell, we are better off as the hood version of Laverne and Shirley of AW. I guess from time to time, we can have our slapstick moments but we can still put on some type of show, what type of show you ask?... maybe not Happy Days, but more with Hanging with Mr. Cooper. I know im sayin nonsense but you know what I mean.
I guess TV sitcoms are still on my mind, but that doesn’t mean I am losing focus on what is in front of me. Its me beatin the hell outta my friend Doc to move onto the tournament, I know he is more vetted to be numba 30 than I am, I know he’s more likely to assume he will get far in this tournament for the sake of it. While I do admire his focuses on this tournament, I want to know if he really is truly interested in being the one I beat up to move forward.
So Doc, you know how they say we can’t rehash the past to move forward, but here we are the ones to decide who moves forward into this tournament. I might be the one to move forward while you step back and think about what caused you to halt your own momentum. Me? I am not afraid to fight you until it’s Cinco De Mayo. Hell even before then, till it’s passover that may pass soon, you know what i mean?
Imma fight you until the seasons pass you by and you will learn why you can’t get on my level. That might be a low barrier, but hey it is what it is. So Doc, may the best former black champion in different divisions come forward into this Road To Havoc.
[From there, it cuts back to the “church” program but it's all hazy and static we barely see what is going on, but with some scenes we see Sista Suga Tits getting her um jugs sucked by– nah we cut to the Action Wrestling logo due to the Paramount Network demeaning it obscene!]