Post by The Supermarks on Mar 31, 2024 11:38:37 GMT -5
HEY HEY HEY YOU CANT HAVE A TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH WITHOUT THE LATEST AND GREATEST, SUPER DUPER, RAD AND BAD, SUPERMARKSSSS!!
Thats us, us, us, and we are the magic school bus of professional wrestling. You want us to dissect your wrestling style in that ring?! We da magic school bus! You want us to get over like rover and send your ass right over? Then we da magic school bus. You want us to shrink down into ant size and crawl right up your asshole and do bad, terrible, horrible things to your intestines then thats us, DA MAGIC SCHOOL BUS.
New Brotherhood look to have a stranglehold on these tag belts don't they, well, well, well. You black ninja powerranger street fighter bullshit wannabe and your gothic corey black ripoff bullshit ain't enough for us. WE WANT MORE. Gimmie more, gimmie moreeeee!
I want you to come down flippin down the ramp Cipher like you got problems with the way normal people walk and you're all about non-conforming to the definition of society's movement. I want you taunting and posing every five seconds before high-kicking the air and calling out power ranger type moves.
DID YOU KNOW THERE WAS AN ENTIRE POWER RANGER STORYLINE IN ACTION WRESTLING THAT CULTIVATED AT EVOLUTION ONCE AND IT WAS REVEALED THAT ONE OF THE POWER RANGERS WAS KAZ WHO IS ONE OF THE GREATEST WRESTLERS OF ALL TIME AND HIS IDENTITY WAS HIDDEN FOR ALMOST 5 YEARS?! CRAZY. Long Live Norb Smalley!
Anyways: Kevin Bishop, you fuckin' hasbeen. If theres ever been a wrestler who just prances around, spinkicking his way into the history of mediocrity it's you my friend. The tag division!? Really? That's your claim to fame? THE TAG DIVISION? QUICK, GIVE ME THE NAME OF THE MOST MID WRESTLER OF ALL TIME WHO DOES ZERO WORK BUT TAKES 50% CREDIT?!
KEVIN. BISHOP.
DINGINDINGINDINGINDINGINDING UR A WINNNERRR
Man, ya'll whack. YEAH LONG TAG TEAM REIGN beating up Raja and Smaja and Keer and beer twins or whatever. Good wins over let me check 65 YEAR OLD TRENT HUNTER AND XRATED. Those dudes aren't even politically correct for 15 years ago let alone NOW.
FINAL POINT:
We win the tag team titles on APRIL FOOLS GOLD cause that's what we do.
WE mark it up!
You can mark it down.
We're the Supermarks.
AND WE'RE SUPER DUPER FUCKIN COOL!
Thats us, us, us, and we are the magic school bus of professional wrestling. You want us to dissect your wrestling style in that ring?! We da magic school bus! You want us to get over like rover and send your ass right over? Then we da magic school bus. You want us to shrink down into ant size and crawl right up your asshole and do bad, terrible, horrible things to your intestines then thats us, DA MAGIC SCHOOL BUS.
New Brotherhood look to have a stranglehold on these tag belts don't they, well, well, well. You black ninja powerranger street fighter bullshit wannabe and your gothic corey black ripoff bullshit ain't enough for us. WE WANT MORE. Gimmie more, gimmie moreeeee!
I want you to come down flippin down the ramp Cipher like you got problems with the way normal people walk and you're all about non-conforming to the definition of society's movement. I want you taunting and posing every five seconds before high-kicking the air and calling out power ranger type moves.
DID YOU KNOW THERE WAS AN ENTIRE POWER RANGER STORYLINE IN ACTION WRESTLING THAT CULTIVATED AT EVOLUTION ONCE AND IT WAS REVEALED THAT ONE OF THE POWER RANGERS WAS KAZ WHO IS ONE OF THE GREATEST WRESTLERS OF ALL TIME AND HIS IDENTITY WAS HIDDEN FOR ALMOST 5 YEARS?! CRAZY. Long Live Norb Smalley!
Anyways: Kevin Bishop, you fuckin' hasbeen. If theres ever been a wrestler who just prances around, spinkicking his way into the history of mediocrity it's you my friend. The tag division!? Really? That's your claim to fame? THE TAG DIVISION? QUICK, GIVE ME THE NAME OF THE MOST MID WRESTLER OF ALL TIME WHO DOES ZERO WORK BUT TAKES 50% CREDIT?!
KEVIN. BISHOP.
DINGINDINGINDINGINDINGINDING UR A WINNNERRR
Man, ya'll whack. YEAH LONG TAG TEAM REIGN beating up Raja and Smaja and Keer and beer twins or whatever. Good wins over let me check 65 YEAR OLD TRENT HUNTER AND XRATED. Those dudes aren't even politically correct for 15 years ago let alone NOW.
FINAL POINT:
We win the tag team titles on APRIL FOOLS GOLD cause that's what we do.
WE mark it up!
You can mark it down.
We're the Supermarks.
AND WE'RE SUPER DUPER FUCKIN COOL!