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Post by Super Mario on Mar 21, 2024 21:06:38 GMT -5
Mr. McMorris...you can have that ugly pink slut of a "princess" for free for all I give a shit! she's had her puss whored out as been dragon dick bait time in and time out so much I wouldn't pay a penny to lift a finger for her. but if it makes you happy i'll pay you to offload her to the nearest slut ranch...come to the warehouse in Brooklyn to collect your cash. why would I be inclined to rescue her anyway? not when I already got me the real prize right here! A "REAL" woman who ain't afraid to not only kick that fire breathing bozo's spike shelled ass without breaking a sweat but take a machete to castrate the son of a bitch and turn his dick and balls into fucking jewelry just because she can! and if you mess with her she'll do you up the same slick!
THIS is MY WOMAN right here! my fiance Rosalina! see I wised up and upgraded to the SUPERIOR MODEL and left the old one to whoever decides they want some used garbage cause that's what she is, was, and always will be!!!
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Post by Jessie Lee on Mar 21, 2024 21:30:08 GMT -5
JFC we get it.
You have a thing for blondes and a furry fetish. Good for you.
Now be productive and shut the fuck up and go suck a toadstool; nobody gives a shit.
Fucking dumb motherfucker.
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Post by Super Mario on Mar 21, 2024 21:37:11 GMT -5
If I want your opinion I'll give it to ya ya hot topic reject now do us all a favor and go shove off back to the land of Oz oh wicked witch of the goths
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Post by Jessie Lee on Mar 21, 2024 21:50:03 GMT -5
Oh look, a string of insults as unoriginal as your fucking gimmick; creative bankruptcies run in the family, huh?
Listen up, shrimp dick, you can claim to be moving up to a “better model” all you want but it’s just a matter of time till she’s gettin’ dat Bowser dick too.
History repeats itself and you’ll just go back into obscurity before the year’s done.
So don’t bother acting tough. You’ve neither the balls nor the stomach to stand on the business I bring.
Fucking forty year old scrub.
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Post by Super Mario on Mar 21, 2024 22:00:33 GMT -5
The older the wiser the better babe! I'm like a fine wine compared to your cheap warm beer! what happened with Koenig will be the same thing that happens to you only I'll gladly do you myself if you wanna cross with me all you have to do is name a time and date and I'll be only too happy to meet you in the ring and show you exactly why I'm the man they call SUPER Mario! Capiche? otherwise go make like a broken boomerang and take flight sister don't bother coming back!
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Post by Jessie Lee on Mar 21, 2024 22:17:12 GMT -5
You’ll do me in?
Bish, better have tried and failed; an’ they didn’t have to outsource their shit neither.
You’re just a two-bit sprite pretending he’s a pixel.
So it’d be best if you actually wised up before you end up like every other egotistical cuck that’s had the misfortune of crossing my path. Here’s a hint, they ain’t fucking wrestling anymore.
Now shut up, sit down, and keep to yourself like the good little incel you are.
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Post by Super Mario on Mar 21, 2024 22:35:19 GMT -5
See that's the problem! Better HAVE tried but they're not me because I'm THE BEST! I'll show you I'm the real deal when you're left as road pizza under my boots like all the hundreds of millions of of Goombas I've squashed. Every one of them just as ugly as you!
You started it and you're going to regret it when I make you reap what you sow so beware of what you wish for! now, with that said once and for all why don't ya get lost and get bent while you're at it! I have business with Mr McMorris
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Post by Jessie Lee on Mar 21, 2024 22:49:35 GMT -5
No, you have business with your left hand while your new girl is getting fucked by somebody that matters, ya brainless cuck.
But if you want your wig split as easily as an Yoshi egg then, by all means, be a man for the first time in your life and step the fuck up instead of just saying you will. Right now, your words mean less then the week old shit on the bottom of Zmac’s crusty ass feet. Your threats are as idle as your words are hollow.
Fucking hell, maybe this is why those blonde bishes keep leaving your dumb ass.
Clear LDS.
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Post by Super Mario on Mar 21, 2024 23:11:14 GMT -5
ALRIGHT THAT DOES IT Twisted sister! you really wanna go there with me then I'm challenging you to a hardcore match in 2 weeks time! nothing would make me happier than to smash you across the skull like I do to that big dumb ape with my two brick busters on my left and right the same ones that'll bust your jaw so hard you'll be spitting gold coins for me to collect for days bitch! You'll be making more money for us both than any of those scuzzy sluts my fiance and I side pimp for a hobby and that's just on that one night alone! (Jfc I'm pulling out of matches until around 2nd week of April because I'm moving out of state)
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Post by Jessie Lee on Mar 22, 2024 19:47:12 GMT -5
~L~M~F~A~O~
Just WHY the fuck would I accept that "challenge"? 'Cause you got your feeling hurt an' you're butthurt about bein' exposed on the internet?
Little Dick Syndrome just ruling your life, huh?
No, little boy, I'm not going to accept your challenge. YOU don't have the right to challenge a fucking soul let alone ME; the Monday Night Mommy. Now don't get it twisted, there ain't any fear driving this. Just the fact that YOU haven't done shit here in Action Wrestling and YOUR NAME doesn't carry weight with it. So why fight a dude when there's nothing to gain?
Buuuuuuut
If YOU Mario (not "SUPER MARIO") can get enough shine on your brand that it'll ACTUALLY mean something when I beat you by Evolution I'll be more than happy to throwdown with your goomba-brained ass.
Make a name for yourself an' avenge your fragile ego or puss out like the keyboard warrior you are; the choice is yours.
P.S. Dropping a hardcore match challenge is the funniest thing ever. Where the fuck were you before the Hardcore strap was dead and buried? Fucking room temperature IQ poser.
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Post by Zombie McMorris on Mar 23, 2024 15:33:14 GMT -5
thisisthedumbestshitever
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Post by vespertine on Mar 23, 2024 18:16:19 GMT -5
Mario just give it up and go back to your game world. You are fighting a losing battle here that even WITH the help of your bro Luigi you can't win. The rest of us tried and don't think you are going to be successful, your win loss record isn't exactly up to snuff. 1 win and 2 losses, gotta be better than that. Meanwhile I'll take Rosalina off your hands for a while...
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Post by Super Mario on Apr 4, 2024 13:46:11 GMT -5
and whose fault would that be that nobody wants to give me a damn chance huh? not mine thats for sure! you say you all tried I call BS because you ain't tried hard enough! look here the fact of the matter is three things 1. The Big Red M is staying put right here 2.Ves and the others you can keep your hands off my girl Rosalina BEFORE I BREAK THEM FOR YA CAUSE SHE'S MINE AND IS GOING TO STAY MINE! 3. If you don't like or you hate it well then guess what I got 3 words for ya bada bing fuckin'boom
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Post by Claire Hawkins on Apr 4, 2024 17:27:51 GMT -5
The fault lies with you.
Give people a reason to give you a chance and not consider you the punchline of a bad joke.
Show up and show out otherwise continue being just another internet troll without a future.
Best of luck.
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Post by Super Mario on Apr 4, 2024 18:15:11 GMT -5
so far you are the only person in this thread with at least a few nice words and you have my thanks for the encouragement. trust and believe that given time here I will and you can count it as a promise...my story writing should be proof I'm the real deal.
IRL I'm not able to actively participate as much as I want to because I am in the process of moving out of state...once I get settled in my new home which I pray will be in the next two weeks I'll be back and fighting in matches again.
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