TBM: Leather & Lace (I reference Stevie Nicks...a lot)
Mar 20, 2024 0:41:30 GMT -5
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Post by Doc Holiday on Mar 20, 2024 0:41:30 GMT -5
The scene opens up outside a beautiful house somewhere in the suburbs about late afternoon. A neatly trimmed lawn and white picket fence, drawing up what is the 'typical' happy life. In the street an all too familiar red IROC Z-28 Camaro is parked. Mercedes Alexus Demareux leans against the car dressed a little more modest than usual, but somewhere still within her wheelhouse. She is wearing tight black yoga pants that say "PINK" in all white lettering up the right leg and a white sports bra. She sits and looks at her phone as if she's watching something such as TikTok or YouTube. Noticing the camera she looks up and begins to talk.
"Don't mind me, I was just watching some Jessie Lee videos. It sure has been a minute, huh? I've been a little absent from Action Wrestling's camera's, but it wasn't by choice. I've had to change a lot of things in my life after Vespertine burned down the only home I've ever known. Thank god for people like Steve, who graciously took me in and let me live with him while I try to get back on my feet. Otherwise, I'd be living out of the backseat of this thing."
Pats her Camaro, her most prized possession. Well, next to her two women's championship belts, of course.
"I've been crunched into the backseat of a few of these things, if you know what I mean. Shit, I need to get back on track, before this turns into a story about how I drank a ton of Mad Dog 20/20, snorted some rat poison, and woke up in some dude's basement tied up to a water heater. Anyways, Steve has been gracious enough to let me shack up with him and his family, which is the closest thing I've ever had to a real family and I even get to be like a cool older sister to his daughter. Then I get a call from Action Wrestling saying 'Hey you got contractual obligations and bullshit', which I was like 'alright, bet give me that bitch Vespertine' and they were like 'Whoa, hold up...wait a minute...we got something better' and I was like 'Me and Jessie Lee in a Bra and Panties match?' and they were like 'No, but good idea. Instead, how about a match against Addy A for the Cruiserweight title?' and I was like 'Word?'. I mean that's just the shortened version of what went down, but you get the gist."
Mercedes stops leaning on the car and focuses on the camera.
"Addy, this isn't personal or anything, but I just want to let you know that I want what you have and I'm not talking about Jessie Lee. You have a piece of gold that I haven't claimed yet. I've been to the top of the mountain in the Women's division, now I want to be the top in the Cruiserweight division! You can try to play the boogie man, all you want with me bitch, but it won't work, I was raised on Stevie Nicks and Witchcraft, I'll cast a spell on you that will have you saying 'Stop Draggin My Heart Around'! I'll be like 'Stand Back", you're no Jessie Lee, because if you were I'd be like 'Don't Stop'! Fuck she's good looking!”
Mercedes snaps out of a daydream.
"Fucking ADHD. I know that you think you're more accomplished than me in Action Wrestling, but I couldn't give two fucks what you think! At one point you were just like me, unproven, hungry to win, and possibly on supplements that are meant for equine. You may think you know what to expect from me Addy, but I'm like a jack-in-the-box, you can only crank on me for so long until all of sudden, I hop out like a fucking spider monkey on a 10 day coke binge. You are truly fucked in this match and I hope you know that, because I've been domesticated for too long and I NEED to let this beast inside me out, At Match Madness I'm gonna maker sure that...
YOU WILL NEVER FORGET THE NAME
MERCEDES...
ALEXUS...
DEMAREUX!"
FADE TO BLACK!
"Don't mind me, I was just watching some Jessie Lee videos. It sure has been a minute, huh? I've been a little absent from Action Wrestling's camera's, but it wasn't by choice. I've had to change a lot of things in my life after Vespertine burned down the only home I've ever known. Thank god for people like Steve, who graciously took me in and let me live with him while I try to get back on my feet. Otherwise, I'd be living out of the backseat of this thing."
Pats her Camaro, her most prized possession. Well, next to her two women's championship belts, of course.
"I've been crunched into the backseat of a few of these things, if you know what I mean. Shit, I need to get back on track, before this turns into a story about how I drank a ton of Mad Dog 20/20, snorted some rat poison, and woke up in some dude's basement tied up to a water heater. Anyways, Steve has been gracious enough to let me shack up with him and his family, which is the closest thing I've ever had to a real family and I even get to be like a cool older sister to his daughter. Then I get a call from Action Wrestling saying 'Hey you got contractual obligations and bullshit', which I was like 'alright, bet give me that bitch Vespertine' and they were like 'Whoa, hold up...wait a minute...we got something better' and I was like 'Me and Jessie Lee in a Bra and Panties match?' and they were like 'No, but good idea. Instead, how about a match against Addy A for the Cruiserweight title?' and I was like 'Word?'. I mean that's just the shortened version of what went down, but you get the gist."
Mercedes stops leaning on the car and focuses on the camera.
"Addy, this isn't personal or anything, but I just want to let you know that I want what you have and I'm not talking about Jessie Lee. You have a piece of gold that I haven't claimed yet. I've been to the top of the mountain in the Women's division, now I want to be the top in the Cruiserweight division! You can try to play the boogie man, all you want with me bitch, but it won't work, I was raised on Stevie Nicks and Witchcraft, I'll cast a spell on you that will have you saying 'Stop Draggin My Heart Around'! I'll be like 'Stand Back", you're no Jessie Lee, because if you were I'd be like 'Don't Stop'! Fuck she's good looking!”
Mercedes snaps out of a daydream.
"Fucking ADHD. I know that you think you're more accomplished than me in Action Wrestling, but I couldn't give two fucks what you think! At one point you were just like me, unproven, hungry to win, and possibly on supplements that are meant for equine. You may think you know what to expect from me Addy, but I'm like a jack-in-the-box, you can only crank on me for so long until all of sudden, I hop out like a fucking spider monkey on a 10 day coke binge. You are truly fucked in this match and I hope you know that, because I've been domesticated for too long and I NEED to let this beast inside me out, At Match Madness I'm gonna maker sure that...
YOU WILL NEVER FORGET THE NAME
MERCEDES...
ALEXUS...
DEMAREUX!"
FADE TO BLACK!