Fave quotes from fave AW superstars Clash 3/18
Mar 17, 2024 21:00:19 GMT -5
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Post by vespertine on Mar 17, 2024 21:00:19 GMT -5
We get it once again, another round of fave quotes from your favorite AW superstars. Did you make the list? Find out. Fave quotes, get em while they are hot....
"When I saw your name across from the mighty DRAUGR advertised for next month, I loaded up the game because I vaguely remember beating you in an Ironman Match when I played as Jaice Wilds. Can you believe he was rated at forty-nine - the lowest in the game - and now he's challenging for the World Championship? What a difference four years can make." - Draugr (Not much match talk from Draugr himself.... to be expected I guess except doesn't he have a tablet now which helps him talk... in English and not Icelandic so why is he not doing more match talk. Makes him sound like a male Siri.)
"I’m guessing you grew with a white picket fence and the American dream didn’t you? Like you see in the movies, everything that the great country American had to offer you eat it up, Fourth of July, thanksgiving, you ate it up with a spoon didn’t you?"- TJ Alexander (Do you people ever read others bios. This is the exact opposite of what she has in her bio. Hockey wrestling and church. None of which you mentioned. Of course on Karlie's side she didn't really read your bio either and went off on a tangent about 1900's UK wrestling. I had no idea where either of you two were going. But liked the imagery)
'I am the monster at the end of your bed, Key. I am the scratching on the window in the dead of the night. I am the noises from the closet when you’re trying to get to sleep. I am what keeps you up at night.”- Addy A (Hey your taking my gimmick. Or did I take yours. We can share. I'm ok with that.)
"The identifiable problem isn't that Gerard Angelo ain't been tested, it’s that Angelo wants the success without the work. You know you’re an illiterate nerf-herder when you’re verbally slitting your own wrists because Roman Gunn would upstage you because of all the Aquanet he uses and you’re allergic to it’s active ingredient: Charisma."- Odin Balfor (Name dropping aside, reading this was very amusing. I could put the whole RP on but can only put a line or in this case a paragraph. Damn, you write like Jolee and you make this fucking hard to actually pick out anything because everything in this promo is sooo good.)
"There was a time when I was known as The Greatest Show on Earth because I could entertain like no one else. Now maybe I'm not quite the show I once was, but I'll bet I'm still pretty damn good."- Muru (Knows what he needs to do to get back to where he was before. For your first rp back in a long time, it was really good. Keep it up.)
"I guess i am the slasher killer who’s trying to not give her that happy ending of being in the finals."- Joey Madrox (Not your usual promo, who are you and what have you done with Joey Madrox. Keep up the good work though.)
"I’m the undead, I’m just gonna climb out of that hole and bite your fucking jugular. The only thing we burying is your career in a shallow grave." - Gerard Angelo (Yes, yes you are. Yes. Yes you will.)
"You might float like a butterfly, but I’m the fucking fly swatter.'- Tatiana Jolee (Chef's kiss line. From me to you)
"I will do the entire AW universe a favor and snap you in half, making sure you never come back.”- Niobe Martin (Taking out the trash... you go girl!)
"It's not a fuckin’ game. This is real ass adult shit we're doing, and Mario just can't hang with a bonafide superstar like me. I've tapped out more men than he's dodged imaginary barrels. I've leveled up beyond his wildest dreams. There's no respawning once I'm done with him on Monday. If he tries to use cheat codes, I will beat him so bad that he glitches all over the damn place. Something something video games. Something something mafia."- Jacob Kroenig (Funny line, gave me a good chuckle when I read it. Something something funny something something.)