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Post by Super Mario on Mar 12, 2024 0:12:57 GMT -5
In his locker room...we find Mario in a very dark mood as he bids us enter and we ask him about this week's outing.
Mario: I will say only this much..and go no further....Jacob Koenig...I trust you realize your mistake in doing what you did my boy. Because now, your betrayal of me which I take seriously as it is a betrayal of La Famiglia itself has seen to it that a contract is now placed on your head. One which will pay a hefty, handsome sum of say, $325,000 by me personally to whomever carries out my wishes by the time we meet this next week.
Therefore and thus, Mr.Koenig if I am you...I would be wise to keep as many a set of eyes in the back of my head to go with the ones in front and would suggest your steward do the same.
You may leave with my blessing..He says as we are let out...the dark mood on his face stone like as a gargoyle, scary, and deadly...hasn't changed expression from second one of our coming for the post clash interview.but yet it isn't moments later we discover that Mario had made good on his word on a mafia hitman contract for Jacob Koenig's head...has indeed been put out ...and the price....$325, 000 for the one wrestler who is willing to take care of a little "business" for me before next week's match.is all it says. ~M~ and making it official the singular letter M is signed in Mario's own blood.
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Post by Super Mario on Mar 12, 2024 14:52:50 GMT -5
(looking for anyone who has a grudge against Koenig to take this one or just wants to make some extra money beating somebody up lol
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Post by Zombie McMorris on Mar 12, 2024 18:02:49 GMT -5
Imagine paying 300k to take out Jacob Koenig. This fucking scrub LMAAOOOO
300k and cant buy a clue.
Homeboy could unscrew his brain into iron mikes fists and still lose.
Homeboy, I'll take ur 300k.
Whoop him, whoop u right aftah
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Post by Zombie McMorris on Mar 12, 2024 18:34:02 GMT -5
Won't even get into yah fakt that if your sending 300k for bounties u don't need to be wrestling.
But uk.. ur prolly a hardcore psycho
Or a complete fucking bitch
Or are ur pronouns cunt/cunty?
Ol z just trying to gauge the level of bullshit from the man he's about to fleece 300k from.
Ol Z will take 100$ bills from 1992 exclusively
If he sees one susan B Anthony,
It gone Susan B. Ya azz
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Post by Zombie McMorris on Mar 12, 2024 18:41:37 GMT -5
Imagine paying Olz n he just claps ur ass for being the Willy Wonkiest of mutha fuckahs
Getting robbed blind cuz Jacob Koenig gives u spastic fits lolololol
2 EZ
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Post by Super Mario on Mar 12, 2024 19:55:43 GMT -5
wordlessly, Mario snaps his fingers as one of his men presents him a briefcase
inside of..is $325,000 in unmarked 1992 $100.00 bills.
After which Mario finally speaks to McMorris "As for your match...I will take you on at your request. The week after Mr. Koenig is taught a harsh lesson."
with that, he and his men leave in silence.
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Post by Zombie McMorris on Mar 12, 2024 20:11:09 GMT -5
Lmao
Fuckin got em
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Post by Zombie McMorris on Mar 12, 2024 20:12:59 GMT -5
Wild how u can summon 300k in bills that no longer exist but not the fuggin fortitude to slap Justin keoning lmao
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Post by Zombie McMorris on Mar 12, 2024 20:16:17 GMT -5
If u got a wife u can't muster the nut to fuck, for 500k I'll make her feel for the first time in her life
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Post by Zombie McMorris on Mar 12, 2024 20:17:53 GMT -5
For an extra fifty, I'll wear a Justin keoning mask while I do it
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Post by Zombie McMorris on Mar 12, 2024 20:18:25 GMT -5
Or she can wear it.
HONEY BADGER DONT GIVE A SHIT
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Post by Zombie McMorris on Mar 12, 2024 20:25:57 GMT -5
Just got an open contract from princess peach
Needs another lizard in her coochie castle
Lmaaoooo
Free if charge
She just wants the pipe
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Post by vespertine on Mar 12, 2024 21:23:28 GMT -5
You also forget which team Karlie Nash plays for. She would probably satisfy Mario's wife better than you ever could.
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Post by Zombie McMorris on Mar 12, 2024 21:27:50 GMT -5
Ironic lol
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Post by vespertine on Mar 12, 2024 21:32:02 GMT -5
I myself play for both teams so I could probably satisfy her more than you ever could. Hmmmm, $500,000 in sex toys sounds great.
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