Fave lines from our fave superstars Clash 3/11
Mar 10, 2024 22:41:32 GMT -5
Jaice Wilds, Teo Blaze, and 1 more like this
Post by vespertine on Mar 10, 2024 22:41:32 GMT -5
I didn't have time to come up with comments. It's a been a long wierd stressful week. Sitcom is still gone but I'm still here to fill in while he is. So right now, you get what you get. Next week there'll be.... comments and hopefully better ones.
"I saw he was doing community outreach. He needs to be outreaching to the World Championship. He’s got the opportunity of a lifetime coming up, and he’s, what, volunteering at a soup kitchen or some shit?- Jacob Keonig
"Niobe, girl, bless your heart. You’re like a dog without a bone but you really want that bone. Shot after shot, and you never lose that spirit."- Lexi Sparkles
"Tatiana Jolee is on a cannonball loop. She enters at the top. Slides down. Hits the loop. Shoots out the other side with a massive head wound. That path is unfamiliar to me, because I do not slide down for anyone or anything. There is no loop for the mighty DRAUGR. I am the cannon, and she is the fodder."- Draugr
"Karlie felt powerless in her bodyguard's arms."- Karlie Nash
"Here, pin that shit to the wall and teach Vespertine how to fucking read."- Odin Balfor (Bc I got a shout out on something sorta..)
"and you and I are poppin up like zits that need to clear up with all that puss scarring up our faces, and oh it might be bad to do that, but it feels so good to do so. You Doc, will be one I will be poppin off the tournament with your blood on my hands. Or if not, then hey I guess you will be the one to pop me out of the tournament."- Joey Madrox
"Gerry wiped his brow and adjusted his sunglasses, wondering not for the first time why he was sitting in the middle of the open desert like an idiot. "- Gerard Angelo
"Everything about DRAUGR screams “loser who is REALLY into Dungeons and Dragons and has gleefully paid for Skyrim on all four of its console generations.” And yet here I am, about to enter the next round of Match Madness against a guy who only WISHES he was HALF the Television Champion I was, let alone being capable of becoming AW World Champion."- Tatiana Jolee
"I mean, his portfolio says “mob boss”; but his appearance says ‘stalker who keeps walking into the wrong house looking for his prey’. His facial expression says “don't fuck with me”, but the rest of him says “I get fucked up on shrooms with my brother in the sewers while we abuse animals. His resume claims he has an iron fist, but his actual fists look like he's been playing in mulch."- Jaice Wilds
"I was close to winning it a couple of weeks ago, but we all know that close only counts in hand grenades and a game of Horseshoes."- Jonny Cedone
"Action Wrestling doesn't NEED Odin Balfore; Odin Balfore NEEDS Action Wrestling. You can verbally swing your dick whichever way you want an' you can try to melt the brains of the fans with the toddler-like ramblings that you're known for as many times as you like. However, the fact remains that you've never been anything more than the sticky afterbirth from WCF that we've just never been able to rid ourselves of. Maybe it's because my critical comprehension skills are higher than those of a primary schooler, but I don't think you've made nearly a difference in this company like you THINK you have. In fact, with the exceptions of beatin' WALTER and Sitcom, you're what most would consider a BENCHWARMER at best."- Jessie Lee
"I'M READY TO GO OUT ON MY FUCKING SHIELD EVERY MATCH THIS TOURNAMENT, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT CHAMPIONS DO...THIS IS WAR!!!"- Doc Holiday
"her eyes looking wide and slightly crazy at the moment, almost shifting color."- Niobe Martin (I like the fact that you're taking the feedback everyone is giving you to heart.)
"I saw he was doing community outreach. He needs to be outreaching to the World Championship. He’s got the opportunity of a lifetime coming up, and he’s, what, volunteering at a soup kitchen or some shit?- Jacob Keonig
"Niobe, girl, bless your heart. You’re like a dog without a bone but you really want that bone. Shot after shot, and you never lose that spirit."- Lexi Sparkles
"Tatiana Jolee is on a cannonball loop. She enters at the top. Slides down. Hits the loop. Shoots out the other side with a massive head wound. That path is unfamiliar to me, because I do not slide down for anyone or anything. There is no loop for the mighty DRAUGR. I am the cannon, and she is the fodder."- Draugr
"Karlie felt powerless in her bodyguard's arms."- Karlie Nash
"Here, pin that shit to the wall and teach Vespertine how to fucking read."- Odin Balfor (Bc I got a shout out on something sorta..)
"and you and I are poppin up like zits that need to clear up with all that puss scarring up our faces, and oh it might be bad to do that, but it feels so good to do so. You Doc, will be one I will be poppin off the tournament with your blood on my hands. Or if not, then hey I guess you will be the one to pop me out of the tournament."- Joey Madrox
"Gerry wiped his brow and adjusted his sunglasses, wondering not for the first time why he was sitting in the middle of the open desert like an idiot. "- Gerard Angelo
"Everything about DRAUGR screams “loser who is REALLY into Dungeons and Dragons and has gleefully paid for Skyrim on all four of its console generations.” And yet here I am, about to enter the next round of Match Madness against a guy who only WISHES he was HALF the Television Champion I was, let alone being capable of becoming AW World Champion."- Tatiana Jolee
"I mean, his portfolio says “mob boss”; but his appearance says ‘stalker who keeps walking into the wrong house looking for his prey’. His facial expression says “don't fuck with me”, but the rest of him says “I get fucked up on shrooms with my brother in the sewers while we abuse animals. His resume claims he has an iron fist, but his actual fists look like he's been playing in mulch."- Jaice Wilds
"I was close to winning it a couple of weeks ago, but we all know that close only counts in hand grenades and a game of Horseshoes."- Jonny Cedone
"Action Wrestling doesn't NEED Odin Balfore; Odin Balfore NEEDS Action Wrestling. You can verbally swing your dick whichever way you want an' you can try to melt the brains of the fans with the toddler-like ramblings that you're known for as many times as you like. However, the fact remains that you've never been anything more than the sticky afterbirth from WCF that we've just never been able to rid ourselves of. Maybe it's because my critical comprehension skills are higher than those of a primary schooler, but I don't think you've made nearly a difference in this company like you THINK you have. In fact, with the exceptions of beatin' WALTER and Sitcom, you're what most would consider a BENCHWARMER at best."- Jessie Lee
"I'M READY TO GO OUT ON MY FUCKING SHIELD EVERY MATCH THIS TOURNAMENT, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT CHAMPIONS DO...THIS IS WAR!!!"- Doc Holiday
"her eyes looking wide and slightly crazy at the moment, almost shifting color."- Niobe Martin (I like the fact that you're taking the feedback everyone is giving you to heart.)