Post by DRAUGR on Mar 1, 2024 17:00:36 GMT -5
It’s a new day, and I’ve got a new lease on life. With the new regime operating Devil’s Gate behind me, I will be unstoppable in this Match Madness tournament. There are analysts ready at a moment’s notice to put a strategy together to ensure success, and for that I am grateful. Do I truly need their help to continue being the dominant force I have been since my return to the land of the living? Of course not. Will I accept their guidance along this journey? As my granddaughter Lexi would say… bet.
These kids today and their lingo are… foreign to me. I truly am a man out of time. Did you know my thirty-ninth birthday is only a few weeks away, when I was actually born eighty-six years ago? It is too much for the simple minded to comprehend, and therefore they will not understand the complexities of my resurrection. I am beyond a human being, and that scares people. Honestly, they should be scared of me. Not only for what I can do in the ring, but for the lasting effect of what I have done.
Karlie Nash.
I am vaguely familiar with that name. She was one of the two indiscernible humans who Lexi and I conquered a few weeks ago. She was the taller one, I believe. What an insulting thing to not be remembered, when you’re part of the very foundation of Action Wrestling. For all of the research I have done, I would still have a hard time picking out Karlie Nash in a police lineup.
Who she is… is inconsequential to me. She is the first of many obstacles standing before me on my path toward the Action Wrestling World Championship. I will do what my predecessors at Devil’s Gate failed to do. Early on in my studies, I watched the rise and fall of Der Metzger. He very nearly won an elimination chamber close to three years ago, and the faith that Devil’s Gate had in him began to dwindle on that day. When I was reprogrammed by Devil’s Gate last year, they made me believe that I had to right the wrongs of Der Metzger. I followed the path, and they turned on me. Now that I am free of those evil clutches, I am committed to doing what he could not do.
I will be Action Wrestling World Champion.
To ensure that my opportunity is set in stone, I must first take out this… Karlie Nash. The team will fill me in on all the details of what she is capable of, as my memory can only hold pertinent information for so long. There are still challenges to adapting to this mortal plane, but I will overcome them in time. By the time I hold the World Championship over my head, I will be complete. Even at the diminished capacity of my mental acuity, I am still more than capable of disposing of this… Karlie Nash.
She will call me a monster. She will call me a beast. She will call me any number of horrific things that the human mind can come up with. None of the words will matter when that bell rings. In that moment, I am at my most dangerous. In that moment, I am strongest of the strong. In that moment, I am the mighty DRAUGR. My affiliation with my granddaughter Lexi and my daughter-in-law Sara will likely be used against me in the coming weeks of this tournament, and I am prepared to fight fire with a volcanic eruption of violence and mayhem.
These words are strong, and they are the truth. One by one by one by one, I will stack bodies until I am able to climb the heap and reach for that World Championship. The man who branded XIII into my side carries the flag for this company, and I will stop at nothing to extract my revenge. Until I have my hands around his throat, everyone I see before me will be Teo Blaze.
Karlie Nash will be Teo Blaze. She will suffer at my hands for his sins, and he will be to blame for the carnage I unleash on her very soul. Every bone I break will be on his conscience, not mine. Every drop of blood I spill will be on his hands, not mine. Teo Blaze will have to answer to Karlie Nash’s loved ones for what I do to her at CanadaClash on Monday. All I do over the coming weeks… will be in service of my plan to do great and lasting bodily harm to Teo Blaze.
It’s unfortunate that Karlie Nash is the first to feel my wrath on this new path of mine. There was no luck of the draw when the brackets came to be. If not her, it could have been anyone. Action Wrestling could have placed anyone in place of Karlie Nash, and their fate would be the same. I have defeated half of this tournament so far, and I will have no problem repeating history. Including the first-round match against Karlie Nash. It was less than three weeks ago that the Ozone Dynasty Duo debuted and soundly defeated Karlie Nash and Vespertine.
Since then, the constant requests for tag team competition have fallen on deaf ears. Lexi is ready to show the world what she is truly made of, and her time will come. For now, she will accompany me to CanadaClash and be at ringside for my match with Karlie Nash. She has agreed to be my backup in case Karlie Nash’s legion of groupies tries to interfere in the dominant victory I will claim over her. I’m an old school guy, and I will use old school methods to defeat her. Karlie Nash has been in Action Wrestling since near the beginning, but she has yet to fight someone quite like me. She will be powerless to stop me.
I am old, after all.