Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2024 5:03:01 GMT -5
Driller is sitting back on a recliner in his mom’s basement, recording another cell phone video of himself. He’s finishing up a celebratory Pop-Tart, his favorite snack.
Driller: I’m not happy about losing my Cruiserweight Championship. lt was the object of my desire for the seven months that I sat at home, injured after Evolution VI.
He wipes the crumbs off his beard and T-shirt.
Driller: But you know what? I’m going to look at the glass half-full. I finally won the Cruiserweight Title, and even though I only held it for a few weeks, there’s a lot of wrestlers that never win any championships.
Plus…
He stares at the Television Championship around his shoulder.
Driller:…I’m the new Television Champion.
I said I didn’t want to break even. I wanted to walk away with both the Cruiserweight and Television Titles.
But with the way things worked out, I think I did better than break even, because I got to take this beautiful championship belt off of Jessie Lee!
And what makes it even better is that I didn’t even have to pin her to do it! She put Addy down with Leethality. She knocked Addy out with her best move. And then I swooped in and reaped all the benefits!
He starts laughing to himself.
Driller: I wish I could have read her thoughts at that moment. When she stood up outside the ring and saw me pinning Addy and that rush of fear passed through her body as she realized her TV Title reign was in jeopardy. When she raced under the ropes to try and break up the pin. When she reached and reached and reached but just couldn’t reach far enough to grab me before the ref’s hand hit the mat for the third time.
The feeling I get when I think about it is so good, I should have to pay for it!
He laughs some more.
Driller: And you know what would be even better? If Jessie and I both made it to the finals of Match Madness and I denied her the opportunity to fight for the World Championship! That would be ORGASMIC! That would be the cherry on top of this whole sundae!
His laugh reaches a high pitch, kind of like The Joker. Eventually, he comes down off his high and slowly sits up.
Driller: Oh man. I’m really pulling for you this week against Cipher, Jessie. Please, do everything in your power to make it to the finals, because I’m going to do everything in my power to get there, too. And even if we don’t meet in the finals, I know we’ll be in the ring together again at some point because I know you can’t stomach the sight of me walking around with this Television Title. I know you want it back.
Please, come chase me for it.
They say the money is in the chase, right?
You chasing me? That’s money to me.
So please, chase me.
Chase me.
CHASE ME!
The video ends abruptly.
Driller: I’m not happy about losing my Cruiserweight Championship. lt was the object of my desire for the seven months that I sat at home, injured after Evolution VI.
He wipes the crumbs off his beard and T-shirt.
Driller: But you know what? I’m going to look at the glass half-full. I finally won the Cruiserweight Title, and even though I only held it for a few weeks, there’s a lot of wrestlers that never win any championships.
Plus…
He stares at the Television Championship around his shoulder.
Driller:…I’m the new Television Champion.
I said I didn’t want to break even. I wanted to walk away with both the Cruiserweight and Television Titles.
But with the way things worked out, I think I did better than break even, because I got to take this beautiful championship belt off of Jessie Lee!
And what makes it even better is that I didn’t even have to pin her to do it! She put Addy down with Leethality. She knocked Addy out with her best move. And then I swooped in and reaped all the benefits!
He starts laughing to himself.
Driller: I wish I could have read her thoughts at that moment. When she stood up outside the ring and saw me pinning Addy and that rush of fear passed through her body as she realized her TV Title reign was in jeopardy. When she raced under the ropes to try and break up the pin. When she reached and reached and reached but just couldn’t reach far enough to grab me before the ref’s hand hit the mat for the third time.
The feeling I get when I think about it is so good, I should have to pay for it!
He laughs some more.
Driller: And you know what would be even better? If Jessie and I both made it to the finals of Match Madness and I denied her the opportunity to fight for the World Championship! That would be ORGASMIC! That would be the cherry on top of this whole sundae!
His laugh reaches a high pitch, kind of like The Joker. Eventually, he comes down off his high and slowly sits up.
Driller: Oh man. I’m really pulling for you this week against Cipher, Jessie. Please, do everything in your power to make it to the finals, because I’m going to do everything in my power to get there, too. And even if we don’t meet in the finals, I know we’ll be in the ring together again at some point because I know you can’t stomach the sight of me walking around with this Television Title. I know you want it back.
Please, come chase me for it.
They say the money is in the chase, right?
You chasing me? That’s money to me.
So please, chase me.
Chase me.
CHASE ME!
The video ends abruptly.