Post by Jody Madrox on Feb 24, 2024 2:21:10 GMT -5
Def Of “Omega Joey”
[After 24 hours had passed, we still see “JB” (who’s portrayed by Keanan Thompson from SNL), still stuck on the chair in that room. Then he watched all the fucked shit in front of him, tramtrised from all the burning and sexual frustration Vespertine had placed on him. Then an hour later “Joey” (portrayed by DC Young Fly) holding his Omega belt on. He see’s “JB” and frees him from the chair.]
“JB”: Where the hell have you been? I’ve been kidnapped by this odd chick mane!
“Joey”: I didn’t know you were here… I heard that she burned some puppets and shit like that. Surprised she didn’t bother to burn the whole place down!
“JB”: I know right, this place is a dump.. But man, I got some shit to tell you when we find our way out of here.
[“Joey” then looked at the burned puppets and a wooden statue of Vespertine “Joey” got too mesmerized on it that it came to life and snatched the Omega title and fled the room. “Joey” tries to chase it down, but it went into a room where the door was shut and “Joey” couldn’t bother to open it.]
“Joey”: That wood thing stole my belt!
“JB”: I wouldn’t bother getting that belt back from her, or else she will turn you into a… “paper champion!!”
[Then a fake “gasp” shows on their face, and they look to the camera with fake laughter coming on. Then the traverse this place where they end up in a room where there was TV with VCR attached to it, and it started to play Vespertine first of half of the promo. Then the two decide to watch it. Then “JB” pauses to where Ves sat on his lap in a suggestive manner.]
“Joey”: Dude, she was on you bruh why you didn’t hit dat shit son!
“JB”: Mane, you know I don’t doo some crazy gud gud… hell, she basically was damn near nekkid under her dress. She wanted me to buck buck her down.
[Then they kept on replaying that part until the tape broke, and it stopped showing the promo. “JB” and “Joey” got into it.]
“JB”: Why did you mess up the tape? This was supposed to be proof that I was kidnapped, and you just wanted to play that sexy part.
“Joey”: You know how fuckin hawt she is boi boi… I would give my left nut, and my belt to that witchy good bitch Vespertine!
“JB”: You need to stop thinking with your dick for once, and figure out how the hell we gettin outta hurr!
“Joey”: Fine!...
[Before they could leave the room, they suddenly are around wooden statues of Vespertine, all gazing at the duo. Then they decide to flee and it turns into something from Scooby Doo as they were getting chased. We even see “Joey” hiding behind a Roman Gunn Throne, and “JB” hiding underneath a catering table. After some time passed they managed to meet up near where JB was in, which caused them to go insane.]
“Joey”: How the hell are we back where we started?!?!
“JB”: I don’t know man.. Seems like time warp again!
“Joey”: Dafaq dat mean?
[Then they get surrounded by the wooden statues of Vespertine, then they all scream a piercing scream that causes the duo's ear to bleed, and they fall to their knees. Then suddenly two people in a hoodie and a white mask came in with shotguns and blew the evil statues where they stood. It kinda was a bloody mess, so they ended up seeing a hidden door that was hidden in the walls and they went outside. ]
[Then the duo ride in this hoopty that the two masked men were driving in, and they were driving pretty far from civilization. “Joey” and “JB” who are still traumatized, are tweaking in the backseat. It cuts to a middle nowhere, where we see the two masked men standing outside. We see “Joey” and “JB”dead in the backseat, then one of the masked men revealed to be the real JB who was lighting a joint, then we see the second masked man pouring kerosene on the car and leaving a trail behind them. After he was done pouring, JB pulled out a match, and blew the car up.]
JB: Ay yo…. Like they said, Payback’s a bitch!
[Then both men decided to veer out west, and it was getting to dusk. Then they reached a bar somewhere, and JB decided to take a seat at the bar area, while the second masked man stood there looking at the room.]
[From there, we see the masked man heading into the bathroom, and we see him pulling out a lipstick from his pocket, and writing the words “JODY” on the mirror, then he crosses it out and looks into himself.]
The ReDregg Of Jody
[Then from there, we see the masked man staring at his reflection as a disembodied voice of Jody comes on the scene.]
M.O.J: As I see my reflection in the mirror with my name crossed in red lipstick, that's how I truly feel about myself in this place in AW. A man with a target on his back, and have my fate be sealed with a kiss of death by what comes before me. The reason why I didn’t bother to “save” JB was because he knew that it would be pointless for me to stop that succubs from wanting to seduce him into a macabre show that would make David Lynch blush. That same succubus was the one who thought she could make his dick wet by coming on to him and making him think that he and I are friends.
Money Over Bitches is the motto…
That Succubus felt the need to burn puppets and have herself a puppet show to prove that she is a threat to me and my reign. A this point, this goes beyond a title match, this is a point where I have to show her that I don’t fuck around. She might think that my title reign is a fluke, she might think that I don’t have what it takes to be the champion. She thinks that her little poem is supposed to make me afraid.
Well guess what, that shit doesn't phase Jody…
It doesn’t phase me at all… it might scare someone else, but not me. So she can do her silly marionette show, and HOPE it would be able to secure a spot on Adult Swim, when it would be placed in the bin somewhere, because it would do the network a disservice to show something that even Po Pa Jones’ shitty cable access show wouldn’t even want to touch.
Vespertine… yeah, I know your name.
If I had it my way, you’d be screamin my name with JB adding on some of his flava in ya ear. By the way you laid it on him, I'm not shocked. That’s all you are good for, all shock and no flava in your ways in AW. You want to walk that walk, and talk that talk… fine with me.
You can say what you think about me, JB or my reign with the Omega title. I am in a place where, even if I don’t win it back I won’t lose sleep over it. Hell, I got more things to worry about then my so called “spot” in AW, we got Match Madness going on and I sure as hell would like to advance in the thing to make something out of myself.
So now, i’m stuck between this Omega belt and Match Madness bracket, how much can one take before they havin a breakdown?
[Then the masked man starts to break the mirror with the red lipstick on it with his bare fist, and it quickly shatters upon impact, then one of the people in the bathroom peeped out of the stall and immediately left the bathroom after see the masked man. Then he looks into the mirror once again as a voice comes back.]
M.O.J: I guess it takes about less of a minute for have a breakdown. I am lost in my own self doubt and abilities of being able to progress into something else. I guess I am becoming a ReDregg of my own sanity as I stare into the broken Mirror. I have a feeling that I am not human but a ghetto monsta underneath it all. I have to unleash that side of me this coming Payback.
I want Payback for people who doubted me…
I want Payback for all the times i’ve been wronged..
I want Payback for what that trick ass ho’ Vespertine had done…
Ves, while you be tryin to act like you a badass bitch, you anit nothin but a ho who happens to know how to wrestle. I can’t doubt your in ring shit, but what I can doubt you on is what you think you are. You want to be a succubus badass wrestler? Fine, go start suckin dick to the higher ups to be put in a better spot than me. Even if you had the fire head game, you can’t suck the skin off my body with the omega title on it.
You see, you value the belt more than I do, I could have just left it in the car I set on fire for you to get it, but it would have been turned into ashes by the time you show up, just like how your life will go when it comes to Payback next monday. I am going to burn you harder then your VD infected cocha you tried to lay on JB last time!
[Then one of the bar patrons comes into the bathroom, and see’s the masked man screaming. Then the patron ended up confronting the man, but let's just say it ended badly. Then the masked man comes out of the bathroom, and meets up with JB. He noticed him all bloody, so they decided to leave before the cops arrived. About some time later, the masked man was sitting alone in a dark room, with the voice coming back in for the last time.]
M.O.J: I mean no harm….. I mean no harm…. But sometimes, my own insanity can bring myself of ReDregg of despair. I guess, my mind is going down to the hellscape itself, and I know that when I have to show up at Payback, I can’t be the fun loving Jody… I got to be a killer… a psycho killer in the ring with no remorse.
I will not show Vespertine ANY remorse and anyone who I may encounter as Omega champion and in this Match Madness shit, it’s time to embrace the true essence of what a thug is really like at this point in my career.
It’s time for a change into something more… ReDregged!... at the end of this.
[Then we see the mask fall to the floor, and we see a bruised and battered Jody with a stern look on his face, as it faded to blood red.]