Post by vespertine on Feb 11, 2024 19:07:38 GMT -5
On hold till Sitcom gets back. Yeah... Anyway, enjoy these.
"Lookey, lookey, lets play hookie." - The Elite (sorry that was the best one I could pull out of this RP. Yeah.....)
"I'm literally a fight machine and Jaice Wilds is a carny dweeb! There's no sensible comparison to be made between us, but we do have one thing in common: high hopes. " - Jacob Koenig (Nice comparisons and similiarities.)
" You have contingency plans for your contingency plans. During your formative years, you were studying tape. While others were studying prose, you were perfecting form. While others were studying what bones connected to each other, you perfected the art of bending them out of place." - Jaice Wild (That's funny, could also be true. Jaice knows perfectly the difference between his character and Jacob's character. Nicely worded)
“I’m erratic. I’m irrational. I’m emotional, but most’a fuckin’ all. I’M FUCKING VIOLENT.”"- Addy A (Like every female EVER.... in wrestling! Or UFC. Sometimes even just females in real life. Because they all have something to prove in a man's industry/world.)
"you're both stepping into the lion's den with me, and I'll be stacking you up like dominoes."- Roman Gunn (Got nothing for this but liked the imagery)
"The first thing I want to ask Draugr, is if Marilyn Monroe is in the same Cryochamber place where he was frozen, because hey I have to be me right and it’s expected of me to wish she could get unfrozen so I could date her." - Karlie Nash (WOW! Never saw that coming, Twist and swerve.)
"Naughty By Nature. Have you heard of them? They’re a heckin’ good time."- Draugr and Lexi (Heard of them? I was raised on them. COME ON!)
"𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘯 𝘧𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘯'𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘳. 𝘚𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘦! 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘧𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘔𝘳. 𝘈𝘭𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘋𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨. " - Chelsea Winston (Ominious. This is what you will get when you step into her world.)
"The corridors of hell don’t know me yet but when they do, Chelsea Winston they’ll realise that they’ve had a fraudster amongst them, that’s you, a fraudster who has portrayed to be a vessel for the devil is actually a scared little girl, a little girl who is now in front of a real demon,..." - TJ Alexander (Love that comparison)
"How good does it feel to beat on a girl who just lost everything that ever meant anything to her? Wow congratulations, right? It's kind of like winning a race against a toddler, but were you really on a level playing field?- Doc Holiday (WOW. Ouch. But appropos given the circumstances at the time.)
"Ain't worth payin' attention too regardless of what tribulations ya end up goin' through in order to larp as an Action Wrestlin' champion. This ain't a "showcase". It's a sacrifice."- Jessie Lee (spoken like the true female ring warrior that she is. Keep up the good work)
"this match isn’t a thirst-quencher. It’s a teaser! It’s a mere warmup for the big showdown! But rest assured Champ, the outcome of both matches will be the exact same…you, down on the mat, counting the lights and me with my hand raised in victory!” - Jonny Cedone (A good way to mix up what everyone says about what they are going to do to their opponents. Now I'm thirsty... thanks.)
"but the only dark place that you and Jessie are going to is the black hole I put you both in when I slam your heads into the mat. And you know what they say about black holes, right? There’s no escaping them, and neither of you will escape mine..."- Driller Jaworski (Nice! A space reference.)
"Doc is the Pepsi, and Niobe and Johnny are the coke and they are the ones who we need to run over with a car at the end of the night." - Joey Madrox (What...THE... FUCK is up with all the liquid references in everyone's promos. Either that or demons and hell. You can't drink liquid fire though, it burns going down, it burns coming up, it just fucking burns! So you get a pepsi and coke references.)
"This business always perplexes me… It continues to baffle, amuse, bewilder, and sometimes even taunt all of us caught in its web - a web that is fraught with deception, provocation, and lies. It can bring you to the heights unimaginable by anyone who isn’t a professional athlete… And lows that are equal in their depths. And yet, like hostages succumbing to Stockholm syndrome - we keep coming back time and time again for more abuse." - Tatiana Jolee (As per usual there are so many sentences that I could place here in her promo but this is the one that got me. It's why even after two years of retirement or after 5 years on hiatus, we all keep coming back to this sport we love. Even if we are just efedders)
“You know, they say it’s not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog.”- Teo Blaze (Words well spoken and very very true.)
"Don’t forget to double tap, or I’ll tap you…out.”- Niobe Martin (Freaking finally someone loves Zombieland as much as I do. Or maybe I haven't been paying attention until that line.)
"Lookey, lookey, lets play hookie." - The Elite (sorry that was the best one I could pull out of this RP. Yeah.....)
"I'm literally a fight machine and Jaice Wilds is a carny dweeb! There's no sensible comparison to be made between us, but we do have one thing in common: high hopes. " - Jacob Koenig (Nice comparisons and similiarities.)
" You have contingency plans for your contingency plans. During your formative years, you were studying tape. While others were studying prose, you were perfecting form. While others were studying what bones connected to each other, you perfected the art of bending them out of place." - Jaice Wild (That's funny, could also be true. Jaice knows perfectly the difference between his character and Jacob's character. Nicely worded)
“I’m erratic. I’m irrational. I’m emotional, but most’a fuckin’ all. I’M FUCKING VIOLENT.”"- Addy A (Like every female EVER.... in wrestling! Or UFC. Sometimes even just females in real life. Because they all have something to prove in a man's industry/world.)
"you're both stepping into the lion's den with me, and I'll be stacking you up like dominoes."- Roman Gunn (Got nothing for this but liked the imagery)
"The first thing I want to ask Draugr, is if Marilyn Monroe is in the same Cryochamber place where he was frozen, because hey I have to be me right and it’s expected of me to wish she could get unfrozen so I could date her." - Karlie Nash (WOW! Never saw that coming, Twist and swerve.)
"Naughty By Nature. Have you heard of them? They’re a heckin’ good time."- Draugr and Lexi (Heard of them? I was raised on them. COME ON!)
"𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘯 𝘧𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘯'𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘳. 𝘚𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘦! 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘧𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘔𝘳. 𝘈𝘭𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘋𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨. " - Chelsea Winston (Ominious. This is what you will get when you step into her world.)
"The corridors of hell don’t know me yet but when they do, Chelsea Winston they’ll realise that they’ve had a fraudster amongst them, that’s you, a fraudster who has portrayed to be a vessel for the devil is actually a scared little girl, a little girl who is now in front of a real demon,..." - TJ Alexander (Love that comparison)
"How good does it feel to beat on a girl who just lost everything that ever meant anything to her? Wow congratulations, right? It's kind of like winning a race against a toddler, but were you really on a level playing field?- Doc Holiday (WOW. Ouch. But appropos given the circumstances at the time.)
"Ain't worth payin' attention too regardless of what tribulations ya end up goin' through in order to larp as an Action Wrestlin' champion. This ain't a "showcase". It's a sacrifice."- Jessie Lee (spoken like the true female ring warrior that she is. Keep up the good work)
"this match isn’t a thirst-quencher. It’s a teaser! It’s a mere warmup for the big showdown! But rest assured Champ, the outcome of both matches will be the exact same…you, down on the mat, counting the lights and me with my hand raised in victory!” - Jonny Cedone (A good way to mix up what everyone says about what they are going to do to their opponents. Now I'm thirsty... thanks.)
"but the only dark place that you and Jessie are going to is the black hole I put you both in when I slam your heads into the mat. And you know what they say about black holes, right? There’s no escaping them, and neither of you will escape mine..."- Driller Jaworski (Nice! A space reference.)
"Doc is the Pepsi, and Niobe and Johnny are the coke and they are the ones who we need to run over with a car at the end of the night." - Joey Madrox (What...THE... FUCK is up with all the liquid references in everyone's promos. Either that or demons and hell. You can't drink liquid fire though, it burns going down, it burns coming up, it just fucking burns! So you get a pepsi and coke references.)
"This business always perplexes me… It continues to baffle, amuse, bewilder, and sometimes even taunt all of us caught in its web - a web that is fraught with deception, provocation, and lies. It can bring you to the heights unimaginable by anyone who isn’t a professional athlete… And lows that are equal in their depths. And yet, like hostages succumbing to Stockholm syndrome - we keep coming back time and time again for more abuse." - Tatiana Jolee (As per usual there are so many sentences that I could place here in her promo but this is the one that got me. It's why even after two years of retirement or after 5 years on hiatus, we all keep coming back to this sport we love. Even if we are just efedders)
“You know, they say it’s not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog.”- Teo Blaze (Words well spoken and very very true.)
"Don’t forget to double tap, or I’ll tap you…out.”- Niobe Martin (Freaking finally someone loves Zombieland as much as I do. Or maybe I haven't been paying attention until that line.)