Post by The Elite on Feb 6, 2024 22:02:03 GMT -5
Trent Hunter:
THE GAME HAS CHANGED, BOYS AND GIRLS, AND YES OH YES THE ELITE HAVE ARRIVED!!
Did you feel the tension? The energy? The pops?! THE GIRLS SWOONING? THATS The Elite baby and that's what we do week in, week out, every city we go!!
No answer from The New Brotherhood, no answer on the internet and no answer when we went toe to toe, face to face with them but what can you say to greatness? When the two greatest wrestlers of all time, the greatest tag team in ALLLL of combat and professional wrestling stare you in the face, what can you say?! What can you do? Well, you did it; NOTHING.
THERE is nothing you can do because at the end of the day, those Tag Team Championship belts are ticking timebombs on your shoulders and pretty soon they'll be around the greatest waists in all of wrestling, they'll be WITH THE ELITE.
X-Rated:
HHEYYYYYYY, BITCHES!! Looks like management knows whats up and immediately put us in a #1 contender tag match and that's how we roll, bitches. First of all lets get the story straight, bitches, Brady Bolt called us. He contacted us, we didn't come here looking for a job, no he offered us big money contracts and that was it! Did he offer us Championship matches? No! Bonus incentives? No! We work our asses off but to be fair, we also just coast on talent, skill, and looks alone and it's not surprise we're already in a #1 contender tag match, bitches!
Lookey, lookey, lets play hookie, what do we have here? A couple of bitches amirite? Nah, don't worry, we can come in, BURY YOUR ASSES and play the vet cards but we won't, we can always act like you two don't exist but we don't do that either, do we?
Lookey, lookey, lets play hookie, what do we have here? A couple of bitches amirite? Nah, don't worry, we can come in, BURY YOUR ASSES and play the vet cards but we won't, we can always act like you two don't exist but we don't do that either, do we?
Trent Hunter:
Nope, nope! We faced The Supermarks before! We been there. We had one match with them years ago on the indies and lets just say, we beat em clean as a whistle dixie from their fat mommas!
X-Rated:
We won't even complain about why you're in this match to begin with, you're in the tag division, we're the best tag team to ever exist, so sure on paper it makes sense! Sign us up. We'll make our debuts on Clash in AW in 2024 and we'll smoke your asses like brand new chimneys in a white suburban neighborhood in the dead of winter!
Trent Hunter:
After Clash, Mark and Marky, lets exchange numbers... with your sisters or your wives! We're always looking for new talent, and lets just say.. we like to clap cheeks on our way to the top! It's only right that the legends and icons like us get the fresh woman, amirite?!
X-Rated:
Cipher, Bishop, listen up, you dumb pieces of shit! The game has changed. It's evolved and one thing has stayed the same the entire time: The Elite is the greatest of the greatest, the best of the best, the cream of the crop, the top of the top, and after Clash, when we become #1 contenders to your Tag Team Championships we won't care if you want us later that night, later that month or even at Payback.
Trent Hunter:
Supermarks are about to get super crushed.
And New Brotherhood are about to find their first real loss as a tag team.
Sorry to spoil it for ya, but we're douchebags and we don't care!
And New Brotherhood are about to find their first real loss as a tag team.
Sorry to spoil it for ya, but we're douchebags and we don't care!