Post by Jody Madrox on Feb 1, 2024 22:28:14 GMT -5
[It shows random channel flipping on different shows, then it stops on “Channel 5” logo then it fades into a low budget studio with puppets around the place. Then it shows an alien spider puppet interviewing a buff, shirtless puppet man in a mock AW set.]
Alien Puppet: So Earthling, are you prepared to battle for the intergalactic Omega Championship?
[Then the buff shirtless man kept on flexing his muscles on the camera, and fixing his hair in the process. The Alien interview was getting annoyed and punched him in the arm, and the man stops.]
Buff Puppet: Oh sorry muy bad dude, I wanted to flex for the camera! I have one question… Did you miss this longest reigning Intergalactic Omega champion?
Alien Puppet: What do you mean?
Buff Puppet: I am the Borking Lakobs… sheesh you need to brush up on me!
[Then the Alien spider interviewer lady rolls her eyes as he speaks.]
Buff Puppet: Well you see, when I came to this fed, I had one mission and it was to become the longest reigning intergalactic Omega Champion, which came true. But, I had to go away for a minute now I am back ready to attack that no good Jody Madrox!
[Then it abruptly cuts to a puppet Jody at a strip club in the middle nowhere, as he was throwing his 1 dollar bills at the dancers. Then shows him snorting some of that good good on a table, living his best life, then it cuts to Puppet Jody sitting in his car, filming himself in a state of distress.]
“Jody”: Though, I am living my best life tonight… being on top of the world… bein’ da omega champion… fuck it is fun! But deep down inside, I want something more…I can’t really explain it, you see ever since I held this belt, I thought for a moment that I wouldn’t be holding it. Draugr and Roman Gunn… two previous people I've fought over this belt for. Fyuckkkk… I am high as fuck right no22!!!
[Puppet Jody wipes his noses off from that “good good” he had at the club.]
“Jody”: My bad, too much nose candy for me… not gonna lie, it’s funnnnn… where the hell am going with this?... oh right, i’m talking about Jacob Koenig… for this moment i’m mentioning him as Borking Lakobs. You see, I heard he came back to the AW fed and is now wanting to reclaIm what he wants. He wants to reclaim that Omega title off of me, well that’s fine by me he can keep on callin out for it like if he’s R Kelly chasin underaged bitches in middle school.
I don’t mean to compare Lakobs to that singer, but that's what I am gonna go with, if you don’t like that comparison then SUE my black ass then! Anyways, Lakobs, he’s back and wants to be able to act like he is the one who can run the omega division in AW, and to that I say is…
GOOD LUCK SLIME THAT ANIT FINNA HAPPEN BOI!!!
I worked too hard to keep this belt, and to run this whole division to where it needs to be. I know that there will be uncertainty with how long I hold that belt for, and to that I say I DONT GIVE A DAMN! When you are dealing with a reckless manic who has a penchant for doing bad things in and out of the ring.
I might not be a saint, cuz my puppet soul already signed in blood to the omega devil to be bonded by the belt, and if somehow that Lakobs get a hold of it, then well fuck it time to move onto other things in my meagar existence in the AW universe.
[Then we see a homeless beggar coming up to the car of Puppet Jody, and he rolls down the windows and throws a bunch of quarters towards him and drives off. Then we see the homeless beggar, who turned out to be real Jody roaming the streets at night in this scene.]
Jody: THAT JERK…. ALL I WANTED WAS AN AUTOGRAPH FROM HIM… I HOPE HE LOSSES THAT BELT TO THAT BUFF JACOB ON CLASH NEXT WEEK!!....
NAHH FAK DAT!!!
I HOPE HE CRSHES HIM TRU PIECES! I HOPE HE HITS THE KEKE’S DSRESS ON JACOB FOR THAA WICTORY!! AHHH!!!
[Then we see the same studio that opened during the broadcast, with JB in a suit standing in front of the puppets as he wanted to share his message.]
JB: Listen up kids, this is why you don’t want to do drugs, it will alter your mind. Don’t be like Jody and get on the wrong side of the tracks! Be able to make great choices! Also remember to tell your mommy and daddy to watch Clash this coming Monday to see Jody defending his Omega title against Jacob!
From what I was told from the champ… he isn’t afraid to lose the belt… oh no, but he’s afraid of doing too much damage on this returning superstar. He promises that he won’t call for help for him after the match is over when he retains unlike what he did for Draugr…
HE WANT TO KI—--
[Then it abruptly cuts to the channel 5 logo, and it cuts to black after that.]
Alien Puppet: So Earthling, are you prepared to battle for the intergalactic Omega Championship?
[Then the buff shirtless man kept on flexing his muscles on the camera, and fixing his hair in the process. The Alien interview was getting annoyed and punched him in the arm, and the man stops.]
Buff Puppet: Oh sorry muy bad dude, I wanted to flex for the camera! I have one question… Did you miss this longest reigning Intergalactic Omega champion?
Alien Puppet: What do you mean?
Buff Puppet: I am the Borking Lakobs… sheesh you need to brush up on me!
[Then the Alien spider interviewer lady rolls her eyes as he speaks.]
Buff Puppet: Well you see, when I came to this fed, I had one mission and it was to become the longest reigning intergalactic Omega Champion, which came true. But, I had to go away for a minute now I am back ready to attack that no good Jody Madrox!
[Then it abruptly cuts to a puppet Jody at a strip club in the middle nowhere, as he was throwing his 1 dollar bills at the dancers. Then shows him snorting some of that good good on a table, living his best life, then it cuts to Puppet Jody sitting in his car, filming himself in a state of distress.]
“Jody”: Though, I am living my best life tonight… being on top of the world… bein’ da omega champion… fuck it is fun! But deep down inside, I want something more…I can’t really explain it, you see ever since I held this belt, I thought for a moment that I wouldn’t be holding it. Draugr and Roman Gunn… two previous people I've fought over this belt for. Fyuckkkk… I am high as fuck right no22!!!
[Puppet Jody wipes his noses off from that “good good” he had at the club.]
“Jody”: My bad, too much nose candy for me… not gonna lie, it’s funnnnn… where the hell am going with this?... oh right, i’m talking about Jacob Koenig… for this moment i’m mentioning him as Borking Lakobs. You see, I heard he came back to the AW fed and is now wanting to reclaIm what he wants. He wants to reclaim that Omega title off of me, well that’s fine by me he can keep on callin out for it like if he’s R Kelly chasin underaged bitches in middle school.
I don’t mean to compare Lakobs to that singer, but that's what I am gonna go with, if you don’t like that comparison then SUE my black ass then! Anyways, Lakobs, he’s back and wants to be able to act like he is the one who can run the omega division in AW, and to that I say is…
GOOD LUCK SLIME THAT ANIT FINNA HAPPEN BOI!!!
I worked too hard to keep this belt, and to run this whole division to where it needs to be. I know that there will be uncertainty with how long I hold that belt for, and to that I say I DONT GIVE A DAMN! When you are dealing with a reckless manic who has a penchant for doing bad things in and out of the ring.
I might not be a saint, cuz my puppet soul already signed in blood to the omega devil to be bonded by the belt, and if somehow that Lakobs get a hold of it, then well fuck it time to move onto other things in my meagar existence in the AW universe.
[Then we see a homeless beggar coming up to the car of Puppet Jody, and he rolls down the windows and throws a bunch of quarters towards him and drives off. Then we see the homeless beggar, who turned out to be real Jody roaming the streets at night in this scene.]
Jody: THAT JERK…. ALL I WANTED WAS AN AUTOGRAPH FROM HIM… I HOPE HE LOSSES THAT BELT TO THAT BUFF JACOB ON CLASH NEXT WEEK!!....
NAHH FAK DAT!!!
I HOPE HE CRSHES HIM TRU PIECES! I HOPE HE HITS THE KEKE’S DSRESS ON JACOB FOR THAA WICTORY!! AHHH!!!
[Then we see the same studio that opened during the broadcast, with JB in a suit standing in front of the puppets as he wanted to share his message.]
JB: Listen up kids, this is why you don’t want to do drugs, it will alter your mind. Don’t be like Jody and get on the wrong side of the tracks! Be able to make great choices! Also remember to tell your mommy and daddy to watch Clash this coming Monday to see Jody defending his Omega title against Jacob!
From what I was told from the champ… he isn’t afraid to lose the belt… oh no, but he’s afraid of doing too much damage on this returning superstar. He promises that he won’t call for help for him after the match is over when he retains unlike what he did for Draugr…
HE WANT TO KI—--
[Then it abruptly cuts to the channel 5 logo, and it cuts to black after that.]