Fave lines from Final Chapter 1/28/24
Jan 28, 2024 21:19:45 GMT -5
Teo Blaze, Ned the Intern, and 1 more like this
Post by vespertine on Jan 28, 2024 21:19:45 GMT -5
"... you and Jesse are on the highway to hell and I’m driving the bus, I got a taste of your skills last week and honestly I wasn’t impressed you seem greener than Kermit The Frog..." - Karlie Nash: "Revelation 22:13"
Comment: (How often do you get an ACDC and a Muppets reference in the same sentence. I esp think Henson was a god.)
"But, before that becomes a thing, I will beat the ever loving shit out of you that will make your own girl feel it by the next few centuries."- Joey Madrox "The Radio Interview"
Comment: (That's a hella long time for someone to feel something. I love it though. That's how long it will last.)
"Another instance of losing without being left with much." - Driller Jaworski "Fantasy and Reality"
Comment: (A lot said in a small sentence. This about sums up his entire life.)
"The stage was set for a battle that would define the course of AW's future." - Roman Gunn "My Place At the Top"
Comment: (This is true. This could change the whole hierarchy of AW)
"So grandpa – is it okay if I call you that? It sounds so weird to say out loud. Grandpa. Grand… pa.”- Draugr "Family Matters Pt 2"
Comment: (The story unfolds. And we find that Draugr is a.... a Grandfather. Who, besides me, didn't see that coming.)
"your final Chapter is the end of your campaign. Mine has an epilogue."- Andre Jenson "The Dwarves Dug Too Deep"
Comment: (I've said it before, I'll say it again. Where one story ends, another one begins. Though for Driller this might be the start of a whole new story and for Andre the end of his. Though I am interested to see where this feud goes if it turns into one. Keep up the good work.)
"The world, all as it should be."- Chelsea Winston "You're In My World Now, NOT your world!!!"
Comment: (arrogance at its best. A lot said in not a lot of words. I love it!)
"the unknown is gonna come out with the gold" - TJ Alexander "The Unknown"
Comment: (Referencing themselves of course. Captain obvious has spoken)
"This is ACTION FUCKIN' WRESTLING. The place where ya either kill or BE killed; the place that tests your physicality to the most EXTREME degree just as it tests your mental fortitude." - Jessie Lee "Tailor Made VII"
Comment: (There are plenty of sentences in this one that I could put here but this stands out. The other being "the hot milfs in your area advert." This is true for this federation and esp if you go against Downfall, Jolee, Sitcom, Angelo, or Lee. It works. You GO GIRL!)
"We all intend on turning the page and leading this company into the future as its Champion, but only one of us will have the blood of the saints on our hands and the luck of the devil on our side."- Tatiana Jolee "Hell"
Comment: (Her way of saying that to beat the best you got to do it with blood, your own or your opponents)
"I’m finally getting another shot at the World title. And it’s about a year too late and filled with dickheads and douchebags who shouldn’t even be looking at the strap."- Gerard Angelo "The Phoenix Ashes: Gone"
Comment: (A BIG foreshadowing of what is to come in the rest of this promo. You can count on Angelo to call people names and not give a fuck about it lol)
"Rising from the Ashes…You cannot rise if you do not burn." - Teo Blaze "History is Watching"
Comment: (He said a lot of things like this in his promo but I liked this sentence the best. You have to fall and fail a lot if you want to make it. Also as that one robot said in Robots animation "Never try, never fail.)
"In the ebb and flow of competition, we find the rhythm of growth. Every challenge is a melody, and each opponent, a note in the symphony of our journey." - Cipher "Backwards and Onwards"
Comment: (Another good flow of words and thoughts put together by the masters.)
"This is herding sheep into an enclosure that I am willing to turn into an abattoir."- Downfall "With No Safety Net"
Comment: (WOW! What a way to tell your opponents what is about to happen to them.)
"Love me or hate me. Respect me or revile me. At Final Chapter, I make no insane promises to leave with the Tag Team Championships over my shoulder. But I give my word that I will be leaving with your blood on my hands. And for my career, my legacy… That is a much more satisfying ending." - Jaice Wilds "I know This Doesn't Count..."
Comment: (after spending the entire promo asking why he was put in this match and noticing the insane amount of work New Brotherhood put in and asking who TJ was, he finishes with this. He just wants to fight and he doesn't care who wins or how. This is why he won the feud against Raja... I believe)
****I invite you all to do the same. A lot of reading to do these but VERY worthwhile
Comment: (How often do you get an ACDC and a Muppets reference in the same sentence. I esp think Henson was a god.)
"But, before that becomes a thing, I will beat the ever loving shit out of you that will make your own girl feel it by the next few centuries."- Joey Madrox "The Radio Interview"
Comment: (That's a hella long time for someone to feel something. I love it though. That's how long it will last.)
"Another instance of losing without being left with much." - Driller Jaworski "Fantasy and Reality"
Comment: (A lot said in a small sentence. This about sums up his entire life.)
"The stage was set for a battle that would define the course of AW's future." - Roman Gunn "My Place At the Top"
Comment: (This is true. This could change the whole hierarchy of AW)
"So grandpa – is it okay if I call you that? It sounds so weird to say out loud. Grandpa. Grand… pa.”- Draugr "Family Matters Pt 2"
Comment: (The story unfolds. And we find that Draugr is a.... a Grandfather. Who, besides me, didn't see that coming.)
"your final Chapter is the end of your campaign. Mine has an epilogue."- Andre Jenson "The Dwarves Dug Too Deep"
Comment: (I've said it before, I'll say it again. Where one story ends, another one begins. Though for Driller this might be the start of a whole new story and for Andre the end of his. Though I am interested to see where this feud goes if it turns into one. Keep up the good work.)
"The world, all as it should be."- Chelsea Winston "You're In My World Now, NOT your world!!!"
Comment: (arrogance at its best. A lot said in not a lot of words. I love it!)
"the unknown is gonna come out with the gold" - TJ Alexander "The Unknown"
Comment: (Referencing themselves of course. Captain obvious has spoken)
"This is ACTION FUCKIN' WRESTLING. The place where ya either kill or BE killed; the place that tests your physicality to the most EXTREME degree just as it tests your mental fortitude." - Jessie Lee "Tailor Made VII"
Comment: (There are plenty of sentences in this one that I could put here but this stands out. The other being "the hot milfs in your area advert." This is true for this federation and esp if you go against Downfall, Jolee, Sitcom, Angelo, or Lee. It works. You GO GIRL!)
"We all intend on turning the page and leading this company into the future as its Champion, but only one of us will have the blood of the saints on our hands and the luck of the devil on our side."- Tatiana Jolee "Hell"
Comment: (Her way of saying that to beat the best you got to do it with blood, your own or your opponents)
"I’m finally getting another shot at the World title. And it’s about a year too late and filled with dickheads and douchebags who shouldn’t even be looking at the strap."- Gerard Angelo "The Phoenix Ashes: Gone"
Comment: (A BIG foreshadowing of what is to come in the rest of this promo. You can count on Angelo to call people names and not give a fuck about it lol)
"Rising from the Ashes…You cannot rise if you do not burn." - Teo Blaze "History is Watching"
Comment: (He said a lot of things like this in his promo but I liked this sentence the best. You have to fall and fail a lot if you want to make it. Also as that one robot said in Robots animation "Never try, never fail.)
"In the ebb and flow of competition, we find the rhythm of growth. Every challenge is a melody, and each opponent, a note in the symphony of our journey." - Cipher "Backwards and Onwards"
Comment: (Another good flow of words and thoughts put together by the masters.)
"This is herding sheep into an enclosure that I am willing to turn into an abattoir."- Downfall "With No Safety Net"
Comment: (WOW! What a way to tell your opponents what is about to happen to them.)
"Love me or hate me. Respect me or revile me. At Final Chapter, I make no insane promises to leave with the Tag Team Championships over my shoulder. But I give my word that I will be leaving with your blood on my hands. And for my career, my legacy… That is a much more satisfying ending." - Jaice Wilds "I know This Doesn't Count..."
Comment: (after spending the entire promo asking why he was put in this match and noticing the insane amount of work New Brotherhood put in and asking who TJ was, he finishes with this. He just wants to fight and he doesn't care who wins or how. This is why he won the feud against Raja... I believe)
****I invite you all to do the same. A lot of reading to do these but VERY worthwhile