Mirror mirror on the wall (vs. Niobe and Chelsea)
Jan 20, 2024 16:47:23 GMT -5
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Post by vespertine on Jan 20, 2024 16:47:23 GMT -5
Outfit:
(Camera fades from black and we come upon Vespertine standing in front of a full length mirror. She is standing there trying different poses. She sees us and addresses us.)
V: Goes without saying. I'm the baddest bitch of them all. It's time I stopped playing nice because look at the field this week. My partner Karlie, the woman I have beaten twice now, Niobe Martin and a relative newcomer to me, Chelsea Winston. She and I had a talk backstage a few weeks ago but that was as welcoming as the welcome wagon gets around there parts. So maybe I should start with Winston.
(She tries a different pose)
Chel-bel, you may be the newest kid on the block but from what I have seen thus far.... leaves a lot to be desired. Sorry, kid, you ain't got it. Go back to the animals that raised you in the Outback. Because Crikey, you lost your debut match, your lost your second match in, and in this upcomign tag team match where I have beaten Niobe soundly twice now, it's not looking for you. You may be newer than me but I'm all about showing everyone here who the baddest bitch of them all is. That being me. So maybe go back to training school. And not with your jungle friends, maybe actual humans, that way you know how to wrestle humans better than you do.
(Small shrug and a bra strap slips down her shoulder)
Now, to Niobe. What are we at now. 2 for 0. And in the time I have known you and have seen you wrestle, you have only got 1 win in your belt. I have beaten you twice now. What makes you think the result this time will be any different. Niobe, you aren't even in the same book. Karlie and I may not be on the same page and while Chel bel hasn't even opened the book yet, you are in another book entirely. So just don't bother up to the arena that night. Not that it will matter or make a difference even if you do, Karlie and I will still get the win and then we will go on to figure out between us who the baddest bitch is even though we have already figured it out. No, Niobe, don't even bother coming up with a retort for that, with your record here, noone is gonna believe anything you say anyway. That's how low on the totem pole you are. How sad is it when even Chase Jackson gets more respect than you do.
(She does a model's twist and continues.)
And now for Karlie. Where oh where do I start with her. Look, can't be too hard to figure out. One is a Well Rounded Fighting Machine. The other is supposedly a Premier Athlete, though to look at her, you wouldn't know she is a wrestler for AW. It shouldn't be that hard, it should be an easy night for us. But there is blood in the water and the hungry sharks are circling. As long as we are on the same page.
(tilts her head in confusion, gets and idea then continues)
Scratch that, as long as Karlie and I are in the same book at least, maybe just different chapters there is no way Niobe and Chel Bel will be able to beat us. Unless....
(she thinks a second and then smiles)
One of us betrays the other. That's happened to me before, probably to Nash too. Wouldn't be surprised if during the match one of us just walks out on the other leaving the cripples to clean up her work.
(She stares hard into the mirror)
Look, just show up, Nash, be on time, do your duty, be the good little girl that you are and stay out my way and I'll stay out of yours and let's just get this over and done with and advance in the Baddest Bitch tourney. In fact, just sit there and look pretty and let me do all the work which is what I say to all my sex partners anyway. And probably what you are mostly good for too. Sitting there and looking pretty. Problem is you can't even do that. Which is why you are feuding with another noname by the name of TJ Alexander. Get your dirty mind out of his gutter and focus. On.... OUR.... MATCH! You do what you do, I'll do what I do and we'll make them feel death....by.... diva.
(She does another model pose twist)
You know the real difference between you and me, Karlie.
(She smiles wickedly and shows off her curves)
I make this look good. So.... Mirror mirror on the wall.... who's the baddest bitch of them all...
(She gives a coy little smile as the camera fades to black)
(Camera fades from black and we come upon Vespertine standing in front of a full length mirror. She is standing there trying different poses. She sees us and addresses us.)
V: Goes without saying. I'm the baddest bitch of them all. It's time I stopped playing nice because look at the field this week. My partner Karlie, the woman I have beaten twice now, Niobe Martin and a relative newcomer to me, Chelsea Winston. She and I had a talk backstage a few weeks ago but that was as welcoming as the welcome wagon gets around there parts. So maybe I should start with Winston.
(She tries a different pose)
Chel-bel, you may be the newest kid on the block but from what I have seen thus far.... leaves a lot to be desired. Sorry, kid, you ain't got it. Go back to the animals that raised you in the Outback. Because Crikey, you lost your debut match, your lost your second match in, and in this upcomign tag team match where I have beaten Niobe soundly twice now, it's not looking for you. You may be newer than me but I'm all about showing everyone here who the baddest bitch of them all is. That being me. So maybe go back to training school. And not with your jungle friends, maybe actual humans, that way you know how to wrestle humans better than you do.
(Small shrug and a bra strap slips down her shoulder)
Now, to Niobe. What are we at now. 2 for 0. And in the time I have known you and have seen you wrestle, you have only got 1 win in your belt. I have beaten you twice now. What makes you think the result this time will be any different. Niobe, you aren't even in the same book. Karlie and I may not be on the same page and while Chel bel hasn't even opened the book yet, you are in another book entirely. So just don't bother up to the arena that night. Not that it will matter or make a difference even if you do, Karlie and I will still get the win and then we will go on to figure out between us who the baddest bitch is even though we have already figured it out. No, Niobe, don't even bother coming up with a retort for that, with your record here, noone is gonna believe anything you say anyway. That's how low on the totem pole you are. How sad is it when even Chase Jackson gets more respect than you do.
(She does a model's twist and continues.)
And now for Karlie. Where oh where do I start with her. Look, can't be too hard to figure out. One is a Well Rounded Fighting Machine. The other is supposedly a Premier Athlete, though to look at her, you wouldn't know she is a wrestler for AW. It shouldn't be that hard, it should be an easy night for us. But there is blood in the water and the hungry sharks are circling. As long as we are on the same page.
(tilts her head in confusion, gets and idea then continues)
Scratch that, as long as Karlie and I are in the same book at least, maybe just different chapters there is no way Niobe and Chel Bel will be able to beat us. Unless....
(she thinks a second and then smiles)
One of us betrays the other. That's happened to me before, probably to Nash too. Wouldn't be surprised if during the match one of us just walks out on the other leaving the cripples to clean up her work.
(She stares hard into the mirror)
Look, just show up, Nash, be on time, do your duty, be the good little girl that you are and stay out my way and I'll stay out of yours and let's just get this over and done with and advance in the Baddest Bitch tourney. In fact, just sit there and look pretty and let me do all the work which is what I say to all my sex partners anyway. And probably what you are mostly good for too. Sitting there and looking pretty. Problem is you can't even do that. Which is why you are feuding with another noname by the name of TJ Alexander. Get your dirty mind out of his gutter and focus. On.... OUR.... MATCH! You do what you do, I'll do what I do and we'll make them feel death....by.... diva.
(She does another model pose twist)
You know the real difference between you and me, Karlie.
(She smiles wickedly and shows off her curves)
I make this look good. So.... Mirror mirror on the wall.... who's the baddest bitch of them all...
(She gives a coy little smile as the camera fades to black)