Post by Andre Jenson on Jan 6, 2024 15:44:18 GMT -5
Hey folks, Narrator here, back ONCE AGAIN with a day in the life of YOUR Cruiserweight Champion, the venerable Andre Jenson! Today is a day of renewal, Andre is currently running through the ritual of refreshment. Let’s go see what that’s all about.
Andre is wearing a white robe, hood off, holding a staff and a scroll, standing in front of an ancient oak tree situated right in the middle of Kem island, people stand around wearing similar garb, creating a circle around him. You would think this is a solemn ceremony but it’s not, it’s full of joy! As the people standing around him are wearing all the colours of the rainbow, holding up items that celebrate their achievements in 2023. A number of AW belts are propped up around the tree, including the Cruiserweight title.
“And so we thank this tree for everything that happened in 2023!” Jenson yells, pretty much singing it. “What more will we have for 2024?!” He asks again, while smiling at the crowd. Inviting them to respond.
“My Doctorate!” Shouts one. “A promotion!” Shouts another. Jenson shouts “Yes!” and points at them one by one while they throw out what their objectives for 2024 are. “Amazon delivery centre in Kem!” Shouts someone else.
Jenson looks at them and shrugs, following with an “Eeeeeer, no. Gary, for the last time we’re not going to have an Amazon delivery centre here! If you want something from Amazon you’re just gonna have to deliver it to a locker on the mainland like everyone else! Go see Teo and tell him what you did.”
Gary skulks off to go talk to Teo and Jenson continues the ritual.
“2023 was a great year, we had many achievements but that’s all done. Gone. In the past, now we’re in 2024, where we’ll have new challenges, new opportunities. Mark there wants to be a Doctorate, Sandy there wants a promotion. May all of our blessings come true! The slate is now clean! Our lives are ours to shape and shape them we will!
Myself, 2024 is an evolution, more a revolution. I am going to go into 2024 with the same gusto and verve as I ended 2023! The end was something special, I won the Cruiserweight title and this time it was utter joy because I didn’t have to take it off Teo! It was a lifetime highlight for me and it’ll always be a special moment. But that’s done. 2024 will come with whole new challenges! For one, I have a huge target on my back, you don’t get to enjoy being a champion for long because there’s always sharks swimming in the ocean around your feet. You have to be on your game and with it all the time!
This is why I have to be wary of the first shark of many. Freddie Whoa Jr.
He’s coming into 2024 with a point to prove, he wants to be THE guy, he wants to take the Cruiserweight title away from the people! He wants to deny them their right to be represented by someone who cares about them and who they care about! He wants to take this title and rap about it in a bathroom with bad acoustics! This is not happening, not on my watch!
I can’t let this charlatan who demands title shots, accolades and championship belts immediately win the title in the first defence of 2024! It’s not what the fans want, it’s not what I want. It damn well sure isn’t what’s best for the company! This is why I promise to everyone that this title is coming back with me on Monday night! And then on every single night I defend it until I die trying to keep it.
2024 is going to be different in Action Wrestling. Gone is CruiserClash, our tag titles were taken away from us, simply because we had nobody else to beat. That hurt, but that’s the business. And it won’t be business as usual from now on as Andre Jenson is here to be THE Cruiserweight man!. The Cruiserweight title is in the realm of a new era! And it’s going to be absolutely magical!!