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Post by Action Reel on Jan 1, 2024 0:12:58 GMT -5
The scene opens up LIVE from Kia Forum in Inglewood, California and the crowd is rippin' up and roarin' and stuff and General Manager Brady Bolt is in the middle of the ring. Along side him is Joey Bunga in a purple suit from Dumber and Dumber it looks like. Billy welcomes us in.. Billy: Welcome to Monday Night Clash but before we get started we have to pass it to inside the ring with General Managers Joey Bunga and Brady Bolt.Brady Bolt: Welcome everybody who is ready for the all new MONDAY NIGHT CLASH?!Crowd roars. Brady Bolt: We want to officially inform you that CruiserClash is going to take a hiatus.The crowd whooooaaas. Brady Bolt: But don't fret, right Joey? We got some good stuff comin' up!Joey Bunga: Dat's iiiight Brady! I'm still the General Manager of the Cruiserweight divisionz and right now CBS is offering up primetime programming on CBS! Our new official lead-in is Blue Bloods! You can catch season 600 I think of Blue Bloods for one hour before every Monday Night Clash begins! Now as for Cruiserweights maaaynnee, the Cruiserweight Championship and Cruiserweight Tag Team titles will be back on Monday Night Clash! You'll see awesome cruiserweight matches every week right here so don't miss out, yo!The crowd pops. Brady Bolt: Yeah, what he said. Anyways, as we know we're officially on the road to Final Chapter where a 6-superstar Hell in a Cell will take place where Downfall defends his World Championship against Tatiana Jolee, Teo Blaze, Gerard Angelo, Shadowlove and Dake Ken Jr! The crowd pops! Brady Bolt: Tonight, we'll also announce some of the official Year End Awards! Like right now, I have your official WORLD CHAMPION of the YEAR!Drumroll hits. Brady opens up the envelope! Brady Bolt: The 2023 World Champion of the Year... JILL PARK!The crowd boos. Brady Bolt: I know, I know but she was the longest reigning World Cham-King of King's guitar riff hits and the crowd boos as the voice yells "On your knees, dog" Tobias Hoffman walks through the curtain and stands before turning back as Roman Gunn slowly walks from behind the curtain 2 paces behind him.. The crowd roaring with boos as Roman stops on the stage and looks around.
Bow down to the... bow down to the king! Bow down to the... bow down to the king!
Roman slowly turns to his left as Tobias nods in approval and bowing down to the king. He smiles and looks back up at the crowd and all of this while the first verse is being rocked to the masses. Roman slowly lifts up the one finger. Pyro blasts off behind him as the lyrics yell out once again! Bow down to the... bow down to the king! Bow down to the... bow down to the king!
Roman begins to head down the ramp and walks down the ramp with Tobias walking right to his left, with full on swagger and a slimey smile. Billy: Well, I don't think this was in the plans!Chris Avery: Roman Gunn has a one on one match later tonight, but remember, it was 2 weeks ago.. Jody Madrox defeated Gunn and became the NEW Omega Champion!The crowd boos as Roman climbs up the steel steps.. BOW DOWN TO THE .. BOW DOWN TO THE KING!
Roman steps into the ring as Tobias steps in right behind him. Roman enters the ring and climbs up the turnbuckles .. He closes his eyes and smells the pitiful stank air of the smelly marks and smarks packed in the arena and Roman opens his eyes and slowly lifts up the one finger..
Bow down! Bow down! Bow down to the... Bow down! Bow down! Bow down! Bow down to the... Bow down! Bow down to the... Bow down to the... Bow down to the king!
Roman comes off the turnbuckles as Tobias has a microphone and the music slowly fades and the crowd is roaring with boos. Joey Bunga has left the ring completely as Brady just stands in front of Roman. Tobias taps on the microphone. Taptaptaptap. Tobias Hoffman: Now, please excuse me, SIR, but we have official business and since you were a little difficult to get a hold of during the holidays.. we believe the right time is RIGHT NOW.The crowd ooohs. Tobias Hoffman: We didn't want to interrupt you but you DID say longest reigning World Champion and we believe you need to acknowledge the LONGEST.. REIGNING.. UNDEFEATED.. UNDISPUTED.. CHAMPION EEVEERRRRRR...ROOMMNAAANNNN.. GUUUNNNNNN!!The yelling-intro echos as Roman slowly lifts one finger up into the air and the crowd boooooos. Brady nods and shrugs it off. Brady Bolt: Alright, so whats the business? Tobias Hoffman: Tonight, my client Roman Gunn goes ONE ON ONE with your so-called main eventer, second generation from a WCF Hall of Famer.. DAKE. KEN JUNIOR.The crowd boos. Tobias Hoffman: The business we want to discuss is; Roman wants Dake Ken's spot in the Hell in a Cell World Championship match!The crowd boos. Brady Bolt: Alright, alright, I'll stop ya here. Roman lost the Omega Championship and so he doesn't deserve-Roman takes the microphone from Tobias and the crowd pops. Roman Gunn: Dake Ken Junior is a joke in Action Wrestling, that joke is that you continue to book him like he's a main guy, he's a top guy, a big star.. and the joke is .. he isn't! He's not a star, he doesn't do what I do, he isn't what I AM, and he'll never be in that Hell in a Cell match and do you know why? Go ahead, tell me why Brady, I'll tell you anyway, because tonight I'm going to smash Dake Ken Junior, I'm going to break his face in, I'm gonna smash his skull in, and when the spot is open, you'll have no issue in booking me in that Hell in a Cell match because I deserve it!The crowd ooohs and ahhs. Roman Gunn: You want to look at my ONE loss in the last 2 years to Jody Madrox, brother, I've defeated Chris Page and that man has like 20 feds with all of our loose change and scrub midcarders and you want to act like my ONE LOSS in 2 years is going to cost me the Hell in a Cell World Title match? Shadowlove hasn't won in 4 years at least not against anyone important and Dake Ken Jr. hasn't won a SINGLE match on Clash, so don't you give me that shit. I want you to put me in the Hell in a Cell and I want you... to acknowledge me!The crowd pops as he gets into the face of Brady Bolt. Brady doesn't back down. Brady Bolt: I hear you loud and clear and infact I have a simple solution. Tonight, you will face Dake Ken Jr.. AND THE WINNER.. GETS THE HELL IN A CELL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP OPPORTUNITY. You win? You're in. And he's out. But if Dake wins.. Roman, you're not only out.. I'll send you back to whatever Twitter-jobber development fed you originally came from and that's the REAL acknowledgement!Brady drops the microphone as Roman smiles. Bradys' music hits as the crowd pops! Billy: WHOA!! TONIGHT!! DAKE KEN JR AND ROMANS MATCH JUST CHANGED!Chris Avery: BIGGER STAKES THAN EVER!Billy: THE WINNER WILL BE IN THE HELL IN A CELL MATCH FOR THE WORLD TITLE! Chris Avery: ITS ESSENTIALLY A NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS MATCH!Billy: THE NEW YEAR! ITS UPON US! 2024 IS STARTING OFF HOT! THE NEW ERA OF ACTION WRESTLING! WE'LL BE BACK RIGHT HERE ON MONDAY NIGHT CLASH!Chris Avery: CBS!We take our first commercial break as Brady is walking up the ramp focused and determined as Roman just stares at him as Tobias is all smiles.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 1, 2024 0:15:22 GMT -5
Chelsea Winston vs. Niobe Martin
Billy: First show of the year! Chris Avery: First of the year and we are starting off with brand new Talent. Up next, newcomer, Chelsea Winston takes on Nioble Martin! The sound of Aboriginal Didgeridoo plays as the Titantron shows the Australian outback as the camera zooms in on Chelsea Winston. We then hear her say: “ Welcome to the Outback.. Mate!” as “Animal I have Become” by Three Days Grace plays and through a fog of smoke and steam we see her shadow standing on stage amidst an array of yellow, red, black and brown. She then walks down the ramp slowly with menace and malice with her spiked leather crop in hand and enters the ring, climbing the turnbuckles and raising her crop high to the cheers of the crowd. Billy: Chelsea, looking to make her mark here tonight in Action Wrestling against Nioble Martin. As the opening of "Nightmare" by Avenged Sevenfold begins to play over the arena, a video flashes on the big screen of a camera shot panning up a grassy hill at night, slowly until it gets to the top. Panning from left to right, lighting flashing in the sky as the opening guitar riff begins to sound. Ethan Miller "Introducing to the ring from Anaheim, California, weighing in at one hundred twenty five pounds and standing five feet, seven inches tall! She is the "Living Nightmare", NIOBE MMAARRTTIINN!!!" The video on the screen then switches to a video package of Niobe in the ring, flashing and moving in time with the drum beat. "Nightmare! Now your nightmare comes to life.." Niobe comes running out from behind the curtain, stopping at the top of the ramp briefly to extend her arms out to the sides as a blast of pyro goes off on either side of her. "Dragged you down below... Down to the devils show... To be his guest forever... Peace of mind is less than never.." As the lyrics of the song continue to play, she drops her arms and walks down the ramp, a smirk on her face as she sneers at the crowd as she passes before sliding under the bottom rope of the ring. She stands up and throws off the hood of her jacket, glaring at the crowd with a smirk on her face. Chris Avery: Martin, looking to get back on track here and do amazing things in 2024. Newcomer Chelsea will have her work cut out for her. Billy: But she looks ready. DING DING Chelsea and Martin lock up in the middle of the ring. Chelsea immediately breaks the lockup and starts to hammer away with her right hand before slamming Martin down with a hair pull. Chelsea with repeated stomps. She kicks up Martin for a discuss punch but Martin ducks it and hits a pulling side back suplex. Billy: Martin on offense now. Martin with mounted punches but Chelsea blocks and fights back, rolling martin off of her. The two square off again as Martin but she eats a step-up enziguri. Martin falls to knee as Chelsea hits a basement ddt. Chris Avery: Chelsea, setting up in the corner, waiting like a viper to strike. Looking for what she calls the Queen Spear. She charges. Martin rolls out of the way and Chelsea is able to hit the brakes and jump up as Martin follows through and hits the buckle. Chelsea stays on her with more right hands and mudhole stomps to the gut. She picks Martin up but Martin rakes the eyes and explodes with a walk out spinebuster. Martin with a quick pin. 1.. 2.. NOOO Kickout! Chris Avery: Chelsea Winston kicks out of a powerful spinebuster. Martin gets to her feet and picks up Chelsea with snapmare’s her over and locks in a sleeper. Martin: Martin wanting to grind down Winston. This could work but we don’t know Chelseas' endurance. The ref checks the arm. 1.. 2.. 3.. NOOO Chelsea keeps the arm up. Chelsea wills herself to her feet and elbows her way loose of the sleeper. She grabs Martin by the pants and lifts her up for a stalling suplex! She holds on and rolls over for a second! Billy: Chelsea Winston going for a third suplex…. WHAM! She got it! The pin. 1.. 2.. NOOO Martin kicks out at two! Chelsea picks up Martin and connects with a roaring elbow of her own into a spinning neckbreaker! She picks up martin and whips her into the ropes but Martin counters with a sunset flip! The pin.. 1.. KICKOUT! Both get to their feet. Chelsea kicks Martn in the gut and tries for a gutwrench suplex but its blocked. She tries again. Block! COUNTER! TILIT-A-WHIRL Backbreaker! Billy: Martin going up top. She might be going for that split-leg moonsault! Chris Avery: She is! She does! NOO!! Winston moves out of the way! WHAM!! AUSTRALIAN FACE BUSTER! The pin. 1.. 2.. 3… NOOOO!!! Martin just gets the shoulder up! Chelsea gets angry and starts to kick and stomp at Martin who tries to roll out of the ring but is caught. She stands up on the apron as the two battle it out back and forth. Martin snaps Chelseas neck off the ropes. Chelsea recoils, holding her neck. Billy: Springboard forearm! DUCKED! Maartin throws a leg! CAUGHT! SPINNING ENZIGURI! Billy: She hit her with True Nightmare! The pin.. 1.. 2.. 3.. NOOOOO!!!! Martin picks up Chelsea and tries for a powerbomb but Chelsea hits her with right hands. Chelsea lands on her feet. Chris Avery: Chelsea is now looking for a powerbomb of her own .. Martin fires back with hands as she's hoofed up and over. She lands on the middle ropes and then leaps up with a spike hurricanrana. Billy: Nioble, make the pin! Chris Aery: She's pointing to the turnbuckle. Nioble climbs the ropes, She’s looking for Phantasm Horror.. Billy: Martins looking to finish this.. WHAM!! Chris Avery: She hits it! The pin. 1.. 2.. 3.. !!!!! Billy: She did it! Nioble Martin has won! Chris Avery: Chelsea Winston but on a great first outing but the higher-impact moves were just a bit too much. Billy: Absolutely. Great job by Chelsea Winston. I see great things in her future. She was jsut caught off guard! Chris Avery: Clash rolls on here, live on CBS! We fade to another commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 1, 2024 0:18:13 GMT -5
ODIN SEGMENT
We see Odin Balfore coming into the arena with his duffle bag in the United States championship on his shoulder. Chris Avery: The new United States Champion has arrived in the building!Jade Riley stops him in the hall and asks him a question Jade Reily: Odin, we have just received an update on Sitcom. Medical reports have told us that he has broken ribs, a punctured lung, and a broken collarbone from that Powerbomb at Holiday Bash. The reports say that he'll be out at least six months for recovery. Do you have any thoughts on that?Odin adjusts the U.S. title on his shoulder to subtly emphasize that he is the direct cause of those injuries. He runs his fingers through his hair before giving Jade his answer. Odin: I welcome his petty revenge. It makes me savage. I welcome silly gangsters, they make me confident. I welcome fallen Gods and broken champions, they make me worthy. I welcome disrespect, makes me powerful.Odin laughs at the obvious mocking of Sitcom from the last time the AW Universe heard him. Odin: Fuckin bozo. Tell him I said YOU’RE WELCOME and to enjoy the vacation.Odin shrugs off Jade as she tries to ask another question and continues down towards his dressing room. Billy: Folks, we’ll hear from Odin Balfore later on tonight in the ring. Maybe Ethan Miller can get more out of him.
Chris Avery: He did say Bozo, but he meant Sitcom right?
Billy: Yes.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 1, 2024 0:21:31 GMT -5
DAKE KEN JR SEGMENT
After Odin walks off we see Dake Ken Jr going through the hallway! Jade Riley: DAKE! DAKE! Dake Ken Jr.: MOVE! IM LOOKING FOR BRAD-Just as he requested Brady Bolt steps into frame too. Dake Ken Jr: AHH, there ya are!Brady Bolt: Jade, I got this, thank you.Jade leaves the microphone and walks off. Brady Bolt: I can understand you're annoyed, hell, you look furious! But 2024 is the end of being protected. I'm done protecting wrestlers and main eventers, it's time everyone either puts-up or shuts up!The crowd pops Brady Bolt: That includes you now! Your father is no longer around, and he's no longer allowed to suck the teet of relevance that is AW! You must do this on your own and ya know what? You need to WIN on your own. Actually, you just need to WIN. I never see you win.Dake Ken Jr: TONIGHT. I DESTROY ROMAN.. AND THEN WHEN I BECOME WORLD CHAMPION IN YOUR DUMB HELL IN A CELL MATCH.. I DESTROY YOU. Brady Bolt: Don't make empty threats. Promise me.DAKE GROWS FURIOUS AS WE FADE OUT.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 1, 2024 0:33:26 GMT -5
Chase Jackson vs. Vespertine Chris Avery: And next up we have somewhat of a rematch.Billy: We say somewhat because it's not official between them. But they have met once before.Chris Avery: Indeed.(The opening riffs of HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD hits and Chase comes hopping out on one foot to some cheers. He lands on the stage and spins around and puts his arms out wide letting the cheers soak in from the sold out arena! Ethan Miller: Making his way to the ring, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 225 pounds, he is.. CHASEEEE JACKSONNN!!(Chase smiles as his name is called and he walks down the ramp slapping some skin with some of the fans in the crowd. He stops at the bottom of the ramp and raises his arms getting everyone hype. He jumps onto the apron and walks around the ring post to the hardcam side and then bounces his back off the ropes twice while facing the crowd and raises his arms once more! The crowd pops again as Chase gets into the ring and stretches his legs and taps his knees and is ready for the match in his corner. The music fades.) Billy: He's not doing very well as of lately. What with being in therapy and all. Chris Avery: We don't judge folks.Billy: You don't. I do.(The arena lights go out. The church bell rings over the loudspeakers and the arena lights go black light. This lasts for a minute or two before Vespertine comes up from below Gangrel Style, with fans, hood up, head down, dressed in her wrestling gear. When the lift stops the church bell fades slowly. Over the loudspeakers you hear. Ves: You will feel... DEATH.... by... DIVA! "Paint It Black" hits and for several minutes she looks down. Then slowly, surely, she lifts her head up and opens her eyes upon which in the black light, they are all lit up in eerie white orbs, pupilless and she looks around at the audience. Then she reaches out to them as if encompassing their souls. She steps off the lift gets to the edge of the stage, looks around, then points suddenly at the ring where two streaks of lightning hit the ring coming from opposite corners of the arena. Chase does a jump scare as this happens. You woulda thought he would be used to this by now. She saunters down to the ring in time to the music. Ethan Miller: From the Gates of Eternity by way of Paradise, coming in at 5 feet, 6 inches, and 120 lbs. She is THE Pretty Little Poison. I give you, VESPERTINNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!(She goes around to all four corners and bows to them, then goes to the ring steps, bows once more, goes up the steps and goes through the ropes, wiping her trenchcoat duster away from her body. She goes to the middle of the ring where she looks around at the audience then looks up and raises her hand in the air in the sign of a V. She suddenly brings it down whereupon blue fire pyro pillars go off at each corner. She looks around and then focuses on Chase. She watches Chase as she goes back to a corner where she hands her jacket to a ring techie. Then she bows her head to remove her hood and we see her eyes are once again their normal dark pupils. She prepares for the match by putting hand to fist and bowing to her opponent.) Billy: Be still my beating heart. Here comes the queen of extreme. Chris Avery: I think that could be a new nickname for her. She has been looking for a new one currently. Billy: I'll call her my queen of extreme anytime.(The match starts and immediately Vespertine gets down and tries for a leg sweep, Chase jumps over it. She sweeps again and he jumps over a second time. He strikes down and hits her in the head which annoys her more than hurts her. He explodes into action, runs the ropes and just before he connects with her, she drops and he runs over her. He rebounds, she stays down, he jumps up on the far ropes and tries for a lion sault but she is quicker than he is and she rolls out of the way, kips up as he lands, runs the ropes and executes a perfect rolling senton bomb onto his stomach. She tries for a cover. 1.... Chris Avery: Nope, kickout already. Too early in the match for covers.Billy: Come on Chase, give up already. You know you can't beat her.CA: Let's hope he does so she can get off her high horse of being the best of everyone here.Billy: Jealous much?CA: I don't think so.(She goes over to him and pulls him up by his hair then whips him with force towards the ropes, he explodes into a backwards springboard elbow which connects with her jaw. She doesn't go down so much as staggers backwards holding her jaw. He sees the opportunity, and attempts and nails a shotgun dropkick to her knee taking her down to one knee. He then kips up and irish whips her towards the far ropes. On her return however, she jumps on the ropes and attempts a springboard heel kick into his chest. She nails it and he drops hard to the mat. She quickly moves to cover and the referee gets into position.) 1... 2... CA: Nope, kickout at 2 and half. Gonna have to do more than that to get Chase down.Billy: Come on Vesey! You got this.CA: Why do you always root for the evil ones. I never understood that.(Vesper explodes into action and locks him into an Sharpshooter but can't seem to quite turn him over as he is a good 120 lbs heavier than her. She changes it up into a regular crossface but he breaks out of it easily. Finally she gets up, pulls him up and tries to whip him to the corner but he puts the brakes on and reverses it. Ves doesn't just run to the corner, she runs up the corner post and turns around, measures him up and as he sees this, he charges her, right into a missile drop kick courtesy of the Asian Sensation. This time he flies backwards and lands at the bottom of the corner post across from her.) CA: That oughta leave a mark.Billy: Hey! That's usually my line.CA: Did you copyright? I didn't think so.(She is now up top on the opposite corner post and seems to be signaling for something. Half the crowd is booing, half the crowd is cheering. This surprises her and she shrugs and points over to him.) CA: NO! Not coast to COAST! Don't do it!Billy: Fucking A man, this is what she lives for. This is what I live to see.(She pumps up the crowd and they go into a "This is Awesome" chat. She launches and as she flies, all time seems to slow down as all eyes and camera lenses are on her. She starts the ascent, ever so slowly and ever so accurately. Time speeds again and she hits him in the chest with creepily measured accuracy. She lands on her back and doesn't seem to move for a moment and his eyes seem glazed over from the impact of her drop onto him. Suddenly she kips up, grabs him, pulls him up and spins him around. Then jumps onto his back for a Codebreaker. He goes backwards but then he stands up in pain and she stays attached. Then she uses her weight to push him over and put him in a stranglehold. A Japanese stranglehold to be precise. The referee gets into position and asks if he wants to give up.) CA: And this, folks, is her finisher. She calls it Death.... by..... Diva!Billy: This better be it. I'll kill someone if he taps out of this.CA: Who would you kill?Billy: The first audience member to get in my face. JUST TAP OUT ALREADY JACKSON!(She screams out to ask him again the referee does so. Again he says no. She screams a feral scream and applies the lock tighter. The referee checks on Chase again and it seems he has tapped out. He tells Vespertine this and she gets up and throws him down. Then raises her arms in victory, going to one of the corner posts and talking back to the audience.) Ethan Miller: Here is your winner, VESPERTINE!!!!!CA: There ya go, folks, the winner of this match, Vespertine. Happy now, Billy?Billy: Very. I got my hot aerial female warrior fix for the night. No more women left. Sad face. Niobe was ok, the newcomer Chelsea was a hottie as well.CA: Indeed. Well. We need to move on.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 1, 2024 0:38:59 GMT -5
Jonny Cedrone Update and Interview!
The scene opens up inside the KIA Forum. The camera is focused on Billy and Chris Avery at ringside who look pretty serious. Billy: “Ladies and gentlemen, just a few short weeks ago, Action Wrestling witnessed a heinous attack…” Chris Avery: “Did we witness it though? The attack happened in the back and we were late to the action with a camera.” Billy: “These are facts ladies and gentlemen. The only two people that know what happened are the victim and the perpetrator.” Chris Avery: “And how do we know that there wasn’t more than one?” Billy: “I guess in all fairness and honesty, we truly don’t. But just as a reminder of what happened, here is a clip of the aftermath of the attack.” The fans in the arena boo as the scene cuts to a replay of Monday Night Clash a couple of weeks ago. LAST MONTH:The scene fades to black and cuts back to Billy and Chris Avery. Chris Avery: “And that was the last time we saw Jonny Cedrone at one of our shows.” Billy: “Poor Gloria. Could you imagine?” Chris Avery: “Not at all Billy. I really feel for her.” Billy: “The medical staff on hand that night was quick to get Jonny to the hospital and he’s been there ever since.” Chris Avery: “A couple of weeks ago at the Holiday Bash, we got a bit of a look in Jonny’s hospital room.” Billy: “A very disturbing sight we got too. And here’s a clip of that.” TWO WEEKS AGOThe scene fades to black then fades back to Billy and Chris at ringside. Billy: “Ladies and gentlemen, that brings us to tonight where we have a surprise visit from Jonny and Gloria!” The fans in attendance cheer as the image picks up inside Jonny’s hospital room with him sitting up in his bed, playing with that Joker mask in his lap, his head is heavily bandaged and Gloria is sitting by his side on the bed as well. Billy: “Jonny. Gloria. It’s wonderful to see you two! I’m sure it’s been a long three weeks as you’ve been through test after test…” Chris Avery: “And let’s be honest, there’s just no place like home!” Jonny and Gloria share a bit of a chuckle at that line. Billy: “I know it’s been a rough-go but could you walk us through the past few weeks?” Jonny: “Honestly, that was probably the first time I had any bit of levity since that vicious attack happened in San Antonio. So thanks for that Chris. I needed that.” “You know what they say, “Laughter is the best medicine.” Which is kinda ironic seeing the present that I received a couple of weeks ago.” Jonny holds up the Joker mask for the camera to see before putting it back down to his side, clutching it tightly. Jonny: “Ever since arriving to this hospital it’s been constant testing. With it being a head injury, of course they’re doing everything in their power to track my progression with the concussion that I suffered. The cuts and bruises and lacerations and blood-loss that I suffered is child’s play compared to the concussion. Concussions ain’t no joke as they are but this is the worst one I’ve ever encountered in my life.” “The headaches. The sensitivity to light. The nausea…” “This is a huge setback fellas.” “And the scene plays over and over again in my head. It’s like a broken record. Well up to the point where I received the concussion. I’ve been trying to piece together everything to attempt to make sense out of everything and to try to figure out who the bastard was that did this to me.” Chris Avery: “Where did you lose consciousness?” Jonny: “To be honest, I’d have to watch the video…” Billy: “The only issue with that Jonny is that there wasn’t a camera back there in time to catch anything.” Jonny: “Of course. Any other time, you can’t pick your nose without a camera picking it up.” “That makes this a little harder. But there are two time references I have. I remember everything up to the point I blacked out and I remember everything from the moment I woke up two days later to now. There’s a significant amount of time that’s missing.” Billy: “What do you remember up to the point that you blacked out?” Jonny: “I do remember getting attacked. I remember walking down the hallway, getting hit from behind then falling to the floor like a sack of potatoes. As if the cuts and bruises weren’t reminders enough of the pain that I went though, I do remember the pain that I felt when I was getting attacked. If either of you have ever been beaten by a baseball bat, you’ll know that when metal meets skin and bones, metal wins every time.” Chris Avery: “Were you able to see the evil-minded bastard that did this to you?” Jonny ponders for a moment, looks down at the clown mask, then back into the camera. Jonny: “I really wish I could tell ya Chris. I really do.” Billy: “No physical attributes at all?” Jonny: “I remember the guy being big, but to be fair, when you’re lying on the ground, Gloria could even look big, ya know what I mean?” Billy, Chris and Gloria all chuckle while Jonny smirks. Jonny: “I remember him swinging that bat with purpose. He had evil intentions with every swing! He was out for blood and broken bones.” Billy: “Do you have any broken bones?” Jonny: “I have a broken orbital bone, a busted ear drum and some cracked ribs…other than that I’m 100%!” Gloria’s eyes get the size of saucers as she shakes her head vehemently. Chris Avery: “Looks like your better half disagrees with that assessment.” Jonny: “She’s been the best Chris. She’ll never know how much I truly appreciate her much like the fans won’t ever realize just how much I appreciate them! I have had so much love and support from everyone all over the world. I don’t know if it’s because of the CTE or if I’m just a big ol’ softy but there have been quite a few letters that I received from the fans that got me emotional. It really puts it into perspective as to why we do…or why I do what I do. It’s a reminder as to why I put my career and life on the line each and every time I go out to that ring.” The fans cheer loudly. Billy: “Or in this case, just walking around in the backstage.” Jonny: “True story.” Chris Avery: “How long does your recovery time look like?” Jonny: “The doctors said that with time I could possibly recover some memory. Especially with that scene on repeat in my head, things could become clearer and clearer as time goes on.” A huge pop from the fans. Jonny: “I haven’t really heard a timeframe for recovery but rest assured, I’ll be back a lot sooner than later and when I do, and that picture gets clearer and I can put a face to the memory, they will have Hell to pay! Even if it’s the last thing I do.” The fans give a huge pop as the scene fades to black.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 1, 2024 0:41:13 GMT -5
"Lets. Laugh. Together."
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 1, 2024 0:49:38 GMT -5
TJ Alexander vs. Jessie Lee(c)
Ethan Miller: The following is scheduled for ONE FALL, and it is for the Action Wrestling Television Championship!!
Chris Avery: We've had a huge start to Clash so far, and a lot of big news so far in the show... but right now, we have a big opportunity for the rising stars of AW to set the tone for the new year!
Billy: Someone is getting blessed by Dick Clark tonight!
Chris Avery: Billy, Dick Clark has been dead for fifteen years!! And he isn't some folklore figure that epitomizes the spirit of a holiday, he was just an old man that introduced musical acts!
Billy: But isn't that what the spirit of New Years is all about??
Ethan Miller: Introducing first...
"The Touch" by Stan Bush hits on the PA and TJ Alexander, for lack of any other writing direction, comes out doing backflips and parkour flips across the stage.
Ethan Miller: From London, England, weighing in at 188 lbs... TJ ALEXANDER!!
TJ Alexander lands in a superhero pose and flashes the Spider-Man web fingers pose to the crowd, garnering a nice reaction. Then, TJ runs down to the ring and slides in, kipping up to his feet, and holding his hands up.
Billy: Really went CAW on that entrance there, but it shows the boy knows how to move!!
Ethan Miller: And his opponent...
Without warning, the lights in the arena cut out and the live professional wrestling fandom was left in pure darkness. That is until the heavy drums of Ghostkid's SUPERNOVA began to reverberate throughout the arena; flashes of lights strobing along with the early beat of the song.
This is a, this is a
Beautiful, beautiful
This is a, this is a
Beautiful, beautiful
This is a, this is a
Beautiful, beautiful
This is a, this is a
Beautiful day to DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
With Sebastian Biesler's guttural screams piercing throughout the arena the lighting turned back on to reveal the nearly six-foot muscular frame of Jessie Lee standing center stage. With her feet shoulder-width apart and arms hanging loosely at her sides, the Aussie directed a fierce scowl in the direction of the ring with her head slightly cocked to the side. After several moments of allowing the song to play out Jessie abruptly grabbed onto her leather vest, gave it a rough tug, and marched down the ramp with a deadly swagger in her step. The Action Wrestling Television Champion shining brightly from its position around her waist.
Ethan Miller: Making her way to the ring from Perth, Western Australia.......she is the REIGNING;DEFENDING World Television Champion ...The Dommy Mommy of Action Wrestling.... JESSIE LEE!!
With the announcement of her name, the pugilist powerhouse continued her descent down the rampway until she reached the bottom. Taking a moment to check the tape wound around her wrists one last time, Jessie lurched forward in a sprint and leaped into the air as if she were vaulting over a hurdle. However, instead of a hurdle, Jessie cleared the end of the ring apron and skirted into the ring underneath the bottom rope. She then hopped to her feet and began pacing around the ring as the anticipation of the upcoming contest visibly appeared in the form of spontaneous shit-talking those around her; announcers, referees, opponents, and front-row fans were all fair game! Then, as SUPERNOVA faded away, Jessie tore the vest from her shoulders and chucked it to the outside before tearing the Television Champion from around her waist so that she could hold it high before ultimately handing it to the referee.
Billy: Man I hope that Jessie Lee holds that Television title for a long time!
Chris Avery: You want to see her be a fighting champion, and defend the belt against all comers?
Billy: Well, that, and I'd just hate for it to be one of those Jill Park things where she carries around a belt in her entrance for three months and we all pretend not to see it!
The bell sounds, the crowd is invested early on, and the eagerly anticipated staredown between the two young superstars begins with a quick lockup in the center of the ring, which ends up resulting in a deadlock. Although Lee the two are about evenly distributed as far as weight goes, Lee finds out that Alexander is surprisingly strong, and decides to break the tie-up. The two risk-taking superstars circle around the ring again, the feeling out process still underway. Alexander decides to make the aggressive move by going for another tie-up with Lee, but after another deadlock between the two, the grapple turns into a shoving match, with both shoving and aggressively pushing each other. Lee gets the best of this matchup, and finally shoves Alexander into the corner. Backing up a few steps, the Aussie Assault gets a head of steam and charges at Alexander, who instinctively ducks, sending Lee crashing into the tur-oh wait, no.
Chris Avery: And a great sign of athleticism by the Dommy Mommy!!
Billy: So you don't at all feel absolutely ridiculous saying that? A man in his forties being forced to call some goth chick a Big Tiddy Dommy Mommy on live television, doesn't make you question your life choices?
Lee actually hops atop the turnbuckle and just as Alexander turns around to take advantage of the situation he believes he put the champion into, she jumps from the turnbuckle and sends Alexander flying with a missile dropkick. Not being the one to waste any time, the Aussie Assault hops to her feet and jogs toward the near set of ropes, and upon her return, sends a quick leg drop straight to Alexander's throat, sending the dynamic superstar rolling around the mat in agony, clutching his throat. Lee, instead of attempting to capitalize on the situation and go for the quick pin, decides to apply a rear headlock, in an attempt to wear down who some would say much quicker, challenger. Alexander’s arms begin to flail around, attempting to first grab Lee’s arms and head, but after realizing this would be a total failure, begin to reach desperately for the ropes.
Chris Avery: Lee knows she doesn’t exactly have what it as far as TJ's flying ability goes. She knows she needs to ground the young superstar and keep him out of the air if she wants to keep this match at a pace she can manage.
Finally, after a few moments, Alexander manages to grasp the bottom rope, prompting the referee to pry Lee from her challenger. Lee stands up, trash talking the crowd and holding her arms up arrogantly, resulting in a chorus of boos being thrown his way. Alexander has since rolled out of the ring and is resting on the outside barricade. He finally decides to slide back into the ring, but is met by mudhole stomps. Lee doesn’t let Alexander even think about getting back into the ring without any trouble, and this forces Alexander to roll back to the outside before he suffers any more damage.
Chris Avery: Lee knows that on the outside, Alexander can’t take to the air. Good strategy so far from the Aussie Assault.
Pacing back and forth on the outside, Alexander continues to keep an eye on his opponent. Lee finally gives in and backs away from the side of the ring that Alexander wishes to enter, and rests his body on the ropes on the other side of the ring. TJ uses this opportunity to roll back into the ring, and he hops up onto his feet just as Lee comes barreling toward him. Luckily, Alexander rolls between Jessie legs and waits until the Aussie Assault turns around before delivering a quick spinning heel kick straight to Lee’s head. On the mat, Lee rubs her jaw and begins to use the ropes to climb back to her feet before she feels herself being yanked upwards. Alexander, holding Lee up by her scalp, shoves the Aussie Assault into the near turnbuckle and winds up before sending a backhand chop smacking straight across Jessie’ chest, drawing a "WOOOOO" from the crowd.
Billy: Unless you wear a flamboyant sparkling robe down to the ring and have bleach blonde hair, I don’t think you can use that move.
Alexander rears back yet again and sends another chop into the champion’s chest.
WOO!
Billy: COPYRIGHT!
Another chop.
WOO!
Billy: INFRINGEMENT!
Yet another.
WOO!
Billy: STOP, STOP, HER BEAUTIFUL MOMMY MILKERS ARE TURNING BEET RED!
Lee stumbles out of the rope, gasping and panting for air, and the Dommy Mommy clutches at her assets and the pain inflicted by Alexander. Alexander, meanwhile, has taken the opportunity to take a few paces back and come crashing into Lee’s abdominal region with a corner spear. Alexander grasps the ropes on either side of Lee and uses them to catapult his shoulder back into Jessie midsection repeatedly, before Lee finally crumbles down to a seated position in the corner. TJ sends a number of boots into Lee’s face before backing away to set himself up to hopefully put this match to rest. He comes to a stop at the turnbuckle across from where Lee is seated, and, getting a head of steam, sprints toward the Aussie Assault. Alexander leaps toward Lee’s head as if for a bronco buster... however, thanks to a last second dodge from the line of fire, comes down crotch-first on the middle turnbuckle. The crowd lets out a loud groan of sympatico. Alexander falls back-first onto the mat, clutching his groin in pain.
Billy: You just hate to see a fellow masculine adjacent in that kind of turmoil.
Chris Avery: This might be the opening Lee needs to get back in this match!
Lee slides back into the ring, where she drapes an arm over the downed Alexander and the referee slides in for the pinfall.
The referee: One…
Two…Kickout!
Chris Avery: Quick kickout by Alexander!
Billy: What a shame.
Lee rolls off of her downed but still kicking challenger. She slowly makes her way to her feet but drops another quick leg drop across the throat of Alexander. Lee follows up with a quick elbow drop to the sternum, along with a slap to the head of Alexander, taunting TJ for more of a competition. Lee pulls her opponent up by the head and sends him flying toward the ropes. Jessie heads in the opposite direction and the two meet in the center of the ring, where Lee plants Alexander with a Michinoku driver! Without hesitation, Lee goes for the cover.
The referee: One...
Two... Kickout!
Lee gets to her feet, and she turns her head as he lifts Alexander up, jaw jacking at the crowd and taunting them, but as her attention is on the front row, she has taken her eye off the ball, Lee goes to lift Alexander all way up, but Alexander responds by rolling Lee into a small package!
Chris Avery: Oh! He may have Lee by surprise!
The referee: One...
Two... Kickout.
Both competitors kick out and Lee lays on the mat, her look questioning what just happened. However, Alexander is the first to a vertical base, and he reaches down picking Lee up before sending Jessie out to the floor through the top and middle rope. Alexander measures Jessie as the champion starts working her way to her feet. Alexander bounces off the far side where he looks to deliver a baseball slide dropkick, Lee side steps Alexander which brings Alexander out to the floor where he lands on both feet, Lee spins Alexander around before driving Alexander lower back first into the ring apron. Alexander groans and bends over, holding his lower back in pain.
Chris Avery: Things are breaking down on the outside.
Lee brings Alexander out off the ring apron before driving him lower back into the apron a second time. Alexander groans at the brutalizing punishment, holding his lower back. Lee, fully in her Horrorkore element, follows suit with a European uppercut. Lee takes Alexander by the hair, walking him around the ring towards the steel steps, and she looks to smash Alexander face first off the steps. Alexander puts on the breaks with his hands before jabbing Jessie in the ribs; Allowing him to break Lee's grasp before sending Jessie bouncing face first of the steel steps to a roar from the crowd. Alexander drives Jessie face first off the steel steps a second time before throwing her back into the ring. Lee rolls over, stunned and holding her jaw, and Alexander climbs up on the ring apron before looking to climbing the nearest set of buckles. Lee reaches his feet stumbling, but has the wherewithal to lunge into the ropes, causing Alexander to crotch himself on the top turnbuckle! The crowd boo's as Jessie steps up on the middle top. She locks a front face lock. Lee steps up to the top rope before hoisting Alexander up in the air! Lee stands on the top rope with Alexander up in the air in a vertical suplex, for at least five more seconds before falling backwards with a delayed superplex! Lee floats over into the cover hooking the near leg.
The referee: One...
Two...
Thr- Kickout!
Alexander kicks out to a roar from the fans at ringside. With the kickout from the high impact move, Lee’s beginning to become frustrated, not to mention more cocky by the second. She begins to saunter around the ring, taunting the crowd, and then turning her attention to Alexander and subsequently taunting him to stand up. Alexander finally makes it up to his feet, with the help of the ropes, and takes a few steps toward Lee, who sends him hurling toward the opposite side with a hard Irish whip. Lee goes to meet Alexander with a Brogue kick, but instead, Alexander ducks under it; Lee whips around, slightly discombobulated and off balance, as Alexander, maxing out his speed, charges into the other ropes, bouncing off, and rockets back towards her, catching her and sending her crashing to the canvas with a Trouble in paradise kick, flooring the champion! Alexander, with help from his second wind, leaps to his feet and begins sending boots repeatedly into Lee’s sternum. He pulls Lee to his feet by the back of his pants, sending the back of Lee’s head straight into the canvas with a quick German suplex. Instead of releasing his hold on his opponent, Alexander bridges the end of the move and goes for the pinfall!
The referee: One...
Two...
Thr- Kickout!
Chris Avery: I am impressed, Alexander has been showing some fire.
As if to underscore this, a fired up Alexander waits by as Lee Jessie reaches her feet, and his crazy opponent slaps the piss out of the Aussie Assault's mouth, drawing a shocked hush from the crowd. Like a woman who's pissed off because, you know, he just got his mouth slapped, Jessie Lee sends a stiff forearm right into Alexander's face. She follows it with a hailstorm of blows that sends Alexander backwards. One right hand in particular sends Alexander knocked loopy and staggering back into the ropes. Lee charges her challenger, but Alexander pulls the rope down and the Dommy Mommy topples over the top and spills to the ground.
Chris Avery: Things are looking bad for the champion!
Billy: She's been trying to think up a new nickname to no success?
Chris Avery: NO BILLY, HER CHALLENGER IS GIVING HER EVERYTHING HE HAS!!
Alexander has caught the scent of wounded prey, and like the animal he has shown he can become he begins an assault. Without wasting time. He springboards himself over the top rope and lands a devastating frog splash on the prone Lee on the outside! Both competitors are down, and rolling around, stunned and incoherent, and the referee holds his head in his hands. Alexander and Lee are laid out and trying to catch their second wind, and the referee begins counting them out!
Referee: One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Alexander, flashy showman that he seems to be, motions to the crowd that he's okay as he gets up, though perhaps this costs him as Lee has reached her knees. Alexander turns to get a handle back on the situation, but Jessie makes sure that doesn't happen so easily with a headbutt directly into Alexander's privates.
Referee: Five!!
Alexander hurls over in pain, falling to a fetal state. Jessie, jumps to the ring apron. Then he jumps to the 2nd rope and flies backward, landing a perfect moonsault on the outside to the prone Alexander in the aisle, crushing him! Who knew, huh? Not me.
Chris Avery: Christ on a cracker!!
Billy: These two competitors have let it all hang out tonight.
Lee Jessie scoops up the aerialist Alexander and slides him into the ring. Alexander crawls to all fours as Jessie once again steps onto the apron. The crowd is warning Alexander to look, though their cries fall on deaf ears. Alexander stumbles to his feet as Lee stalks him from the corner for a second, then charges in and blasts him with a Super(wo)man punch!
Chris Avery: LEE LOWERS THE BOOM!!
Lee hooks both legs of Alexander deeply...
The referee: One...
Two...
THREE!!
DING DING DING
Billy: AND SHES STILL TELEVISION CHAMPION!!
Chris Avery: WHAT A MATCH!! HOLY SHIT WHAT A WAY TO KICK OFF 2024!!
She gets up and grabs her TV title and celebrates on the turnbuckles in the corner!
Billy: THE BADDEST BITCH IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW IS TELEVISION CHAMPION AND I MEAN THAT WITH FULL COMPLIMENTARY NOTE!
Chris Avery: WE KNOW YA DO!
The scene fades out.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 1, 2024 0:52:39 GMT -5
The New Omega Champion!
We cut back to the Clash arena, where the lights randomly cuts off. Then there was a static screen on the Tron, then it shows an upside down, purple haze effect with a toy version of Jody Madrox holding a replica belt of the Omega title, stomping on a toy version of Roman Gunn on the floor near the entrance way position, then he hears sdp by Travis Scott playing and he walks into the purple lights, then it cuts to the arena filled with smoke as “Smoke Sumthin, Drink Sumthin, Pop one” plays in the arena. Then we see Jody in a black shirt, black jean jacket with pants and boots on with JB standing beside him holding the Omega Title in the air. Then the beat suddenly drops and they get jiggy to the beat as they give the fans some high fives. Then Jody and JB pose with the crowd with the Omega title, then they enter the ring. The lights came back to normal, and the song stop playing on the Tron. Then the crowd were chanting both men’s name in the arena, as Jody was basking it in while JB grabbed two mics from the outside. JB handed him a mic, and he taps on the mic to see if it was working. Jody: Is this thing on?JB: I can hear you, and these people can hear you as well!Jody: Well good, because I wanted to say… thank you to all you muthafuckas who been down with me since day one in this shit. If it weren’t for y’all, shit I wouldn’t be standin in this damn ring at all! Let alone with the Omega title that JB is holding right here.JB then pretends that the belt is too heavy to hold, so he “drops” it onto Jody who then also pretends to struggle with holding the belt, till Jody simply placed it on the his right shoulder. JB: That’s a lot of solid gold you got there man, weighs more than an Uzi or an AK. What you gonna do since you got the juice now in AW as the Omega Champion?Jody then scratches his him, and thinks of what he might say. Then he looks at one of the fans who had a Jody sign that said “FUK JESSIE LEE FUK ME!” who was middle aged white woman who could pass off as a school teacher, whom Jody decides to point at and heads to the outside while JB looked on with confusion. JB: Hey man, what are you doin outside with that lady? You know we only have about five minutes to do this segment!Jody then was talking to the woman, and she was rubbing on his newly won belt. Then he whispers sweet nothings to her ear, and he goes back into the ring to speak. Jody: Hey i just wanted to show her some luv on this show. Just like how I am showin my luv for tha new TV champ Jessie Lee!Then randomly they all gave mixed reactions towards that name, as JB was trying not to laugh as Jody poorly tries to get her name chanted. JB: Man, you a damn fool you know?Jody: So what?... i’m just having fun with little amount of screen time we have. Because I know those who are watching this, are thinking to themselves “why the hell Jody and JB hoggin the screen time?” and what not. Well people, let me be fuckin clear about why me and JB are here tonight, I could have easily stayed home in the D, but that would have been tooo boring so me and him decided to come down to Inglewood, and spread my Omega Cali love here tonight.Then by the entrance way, they see one of the AW producers trying to give them a sign that the segment is up, but they weren’t having it. Then the crowd started to chant JODY in unison, as lankly looking producer comes down to the ring to have them leave. JB wanted to confront the dude, but Jody stops him. Jody: Look JB it anit worth gettin in heat for in the back, if we got to go we got to go… FUCK NAH, it’s our show and we do what the hell we want! Damn the time constraints, I am going to let everyone know how I feel. You see, ever since I came back to this wrestling shit, I was near the end of my life in the streets. I didn’t want to be like my dead half bro bro, so I decided to come back in this shit with some help with JB.You see people, this belt isn’t only for me and JB, it’s for all the hustlers and the go getters who don’t got shit on them to prosper into something better for themselves. I am living proof that it’s possible that you can over come some fucking odds and shit. I told myself that I wasn’t going to win that contendership match, but that was all the negative traps I had in my mind and soul. I had to tell my black azz that you need to keep it movin.
As soon as I followed the KIM, I fucked around ended Roman Gunn’s reign of terror with that belt to his retirement and now, I have that juice and responsibility to uphold what he had decided to leave behind. I don’t need a throne, I don’t need hype man to dictate someone's fate for this belt. All I want to do is… smoke sumthin, drink sumthin, pop one… as I hold this championship for as long as THEY want me to hold it.Then he holds the belt in the air and walks around it, then we see the lankly producer come into the ring. Then JB and Jody gang up on him in the corner, then they decide to back off from him. Then the crowd were chanting “KICK HIS AZZ” in the Inglewood arena. Then they speak to themselves, then they attack the producer and JB hits a Blacklisted onto him and Jody with the belt on his waist hits a high KeKe’s Dress on the producer. Jody picks up the mic and speaks one last time to the crowd. Jody: This is what will happen when you mess with us! Don’t fuck with the OMEGA CHAMP or get your ass SMOKED by me. This might be the year or the three months of the OMEGA MADROX era of Action Wrestling. Anything can happen, don’t forget that I am always going to be watchin my back in this shit for the long haul, and with JB by my side we can’t ever see the side of losin this belt… or maybe that might be the case. BUT, it doesn't matter, what matters to me is defending this belt to anyone who wants that smoke with me. See you all on tha otha side of Omega Tracks!
Then sdp plays on the Tron, and the duo walks through the crowd as the camera shows Jody holding the belt with the crowd, ala DDP style while the next segment occurs.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 1, 2024 0:55:28 GMT -5
Shadowlove!
AW's Monday Night Clash comes back live after a 8 minute and 05 second split-screen showing a mixture of multicolored laser lights and strobe lights illuminating throughout the arena with theatrical smoke and fog setting the stage for a Supermodel entrance into the squared circle and a commercial for some kind of dog and pony show featurette on Paramount Plus featuring a stay-puffed marshmallow second-generation weather balloon, a scripted-reality TV show featuring Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds talking about double dating as Sam Kidsgrove and Zooey Deschenel, some kind of weird foreign anime about Captain Chaos, an after school feel good special about a puppy dog's journey into lesbianism, and a sob story about a pissed off little boy and his feel good wet dream into new mattress replacement greatness. Your favorite and most polarizing modern day charismatic and charming, egotistical, narcissistic, politically incorrect, felicitating, self-righteous, vainglorious, second-generation megalomaniac and most efficient and effective apex predator, “The Handsome Half-breed” Shadowlove, and his sweet and lovely femme fatale temptress, “The Fashionista Sensi” Miss Miyamoto, were exuding a great amount of self-confident supermodel energy as they strike an arrogant and conceited supermodel pose that was bar none, second to none, within this cutthroat world of Action Wrestling, in the middle of the squared-circle. He was playing a very rare "Macdonald" Stradivari Viola, slightly bigger than a regular sized violin, designed by Antonio Stradivari, circa 1719, with a silver and ebony mounted violin bow, designed by Francois Xavier Tourte. Shadowlove: Daniel, Daniel, Daniel, I'm glad to see that you were taking us down memory lane at Holiday Bash but your little announcement was missing those tiny little violins for a true honest-to-gawd crocodile tear-jerking dramatic special effect moment for the viewing audience watching in the arena and sitting on their asses watching at home.
I want you to fully comprehend what I'm about to tell you, my friend. I saved you at Turmoil and now I'm going to end you at Final Chapter. I'm going to enjoy taking the AW World Championship Title Belt from your cold, dead hand inside Hell-In-The-Cell and looking into your crying eyes saying what have I done? What have I done?
I don't like you Daniel. I hate your fucking guts more so than you do mine. You've said till you were blue in the face that I'm not worthy of being part of this Six Superstar Hell-In-The-Cell. Hmmm, Ryan Lockhart and Dandelion would kindly disagree, you see. Me and Ryan fought over the World Title plenty of times. And AW’s Hierarchy, every velveteen wrestler behind the curtain in the back, and AW’s Fandom voted me into Turmoil to face Dandelion for The World Title once upon a time ago. Ask Dandelion how he fared after facing yours truly? Lost the World title to Lissie Hope as part of her Kerry Von Erich moment to greatness in this organization.Miyamoto: You think you're the best because you hold the AW World Championship? The Handsome Half-breed never needed the AW World Championship around his waist in order to be just as popular and respected as all current and former AW World Champions.Shadowlove: How does it feel being on the same rung on the AW Ladder, Danny Boy? You're not the best AW World Champion in the world. That title still belongs to Ryan Lockhart. You're not even worthy enough to have your name next to Ryan Lockhart, Wade Moor, and Walter, much less, Dandelion and Lissie Hope.
Billy: I think he's forgetting Jill Park who was the longest World Champion of all time!
Chris Avery: Absolutely, even won World Champion of the Year award earlier tonight!Miyamoto: Is The Handsome Half-breed the best professional wrestler in the sports entertainment business today, tomorrow, and for years to come?Shadowlove: Yes.Miyamoto: The Handsome Half-breed is better than Dake Ken Jr.-san, Gerard Angelo-san, Teo Del Sol Blaze-san, Tatania Jolee Greymore and your current AW World Champion Daniel Connor Fehl-san combined. Shadowlove: If you truly understood your AW History, Daniel, then you would know that I'm still one of the best professional wrestlers in the professional wrestling sports entertainment business. I'm a Hero. I'm a Villain. I’m a Supermodel. I’m The Handsome Half-breed.
AW’s Hierarchy, every velveteen wrestler behind the curtain in the back, and AW’s Fandom saw something in me that took their breath away and made them stand to their feet and applaud greatness with a standing ovation. You know who else took AW’s Hierarchy, every velveteen wrestler behind the curtain in the back, and AW’s Fandom’s by shadowy thunderstorm? My sweet and lovely Miyamoto.Miyamoto: You’re looking at a man that survived Ol’ Mexico in the WCF before walking away because the real talent fled into the space-time continuum of the UCI. You're looking at the last man that was actually the final UCI #1 Contender for UCI's World Championship.
You're looking at the one man that Spencer Adams-san feared most because, no matter how much he tried, he couldn't even come close to controlling The Handsome Half-breed's actions inside and outside of the squared-circle. Spencer Adams-san chose to bankrupt his very own company and send his very own true World Champion into hiding rather than witnessing the true future of the professional wrestling sports entertainment business finally come to fruition and take over the world.
The Handsome Half-breed has left all his opponents pissed off and stymied in the land of confusion asking the same question. How and why does The Handsome Half-breed have so much clout in this organization as to to get himself thrown into the mix as one of the current top superstars and take top billing in the Six Superstar Hell-In-The-Cell Match at Final Chapter? Especially after being put on hiatus for so many years in this organization. Shadowlove: You see, even they cannot deny that my name and my name alone puts people in the seats of every AW arena throughout the world. I never have to be promoted. I never need to appear on Paramount Plus to promote myself. I never need to sign autographs, but when I do, people know that it's the signature of true determination and true greatness in this organization.Miyamoto: I've never seen anyone shoot so smoothly since returning from a two and a half year sabbatical. The Handsome Half-breed has always held the AW torch in his hand. Can Tatiana Jollee Greymore hold the AW torch? She's already proven the AW torch is way too hot for her. Gerard Angelo-san? We know the AW torch is way too hot for him too. Dake Ken Jr.-san? We know the AW Torch passes over his very dim-witted head as well. Teo Del Sol Blaze-san?
Teo can at least hold the AW torch but the AW torch is still way too hot for him to own on a full-time basis. I’ve masked my disdain for the new AW World Champion with platitudes about how AW World Champion Daniel Connor Fehl-san should believe that his days as AW World Champion are numbered. Will AW’s Hierarchy, every velveteen wrestler behind the curtain in the back, and AW’s Fandom keep pouring their hard earned money into this organization when these ham and eggers make Dr. Seuss want to roll over in his fucking grave?Shadowlove: Green Eggs and Ham. Sam Kidsgrove and Thaddeus Franklin King. I. Am. Not. The Handsome Half-breed. Shadowlove. I. Am.Shadow double raises his eyebrows with an ice cold psychopathic stare radiating from his sparkling blue eyes as his patented malevolent, tight wolfish, whiplash smile slowly appears on his lips showing off perfectly white even teeth on his chiseled aged-to-perfection fighter's face with a five o'clock shadow in a still flamboyant, stylistic supermodel deus ex machina, shit-eating grin. She was moving very little, never turning her head, or revealing any kind of expression that gave the viewing audience at home a clue as to her most innermost thoughts, with the only exception of a very sharp and penetrating affectionate and devilishly delicious, malevolent and pleasurable, mischievously smile coming from her very luscious and very alluring lips, while caressing his muscular chest with her fingers. She pauses. Then… She lowers her iconic Ray-Ban Wayfarer sunglasses on her perfectly flawless nose and looks at the viewing audience at home with her intoxicating, incandescent almond shaped green eyes showing no emotion on her angelic looking face then slices her own throat from her left carotid artery to her right hand. Then… She raises her iconic Ray-Ban Wayfarer sunglasses up her perfectly flawless nose on her angelic looking face while hiding her intoxicating, incandescent almond shaped green eyes with her middle finger. The screen fades to black and cuts back to another commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 1, 2024 0:57:20 GMT -5
Winner Gets In The Final Chapter World Championship Hell in a Cell match Dake Ken Jr. vs Roman Gunn
King of King's guitar riff hits and the crowd boos as the voice yells "On your knees, dog" Tobias Hoffman walks through the curtain and stands before turning back as Roman Gunn slowly walks from behind the curtain 2 paces behind him.. The crowd roaring with boos as Roman stops on the stage and looks around. Bow down to the... bow down to the king! Bow down to the... bow down to the king!
Roman slowly turns to his left as Tobias nods in approval and bowing down to the king. He smiles and looks back up at the crowd and all of this while the first verse is being rocked to the masses. Roman slowly lifts up the one finger. Pyro blasts off behind him as the lyrics yell out once again! Bow down to the... bow down to the king! Bow down to the... bow down to the king!
Ethan Miller: FROM THE ISLANDS OF SAMOA.. HE WAS THE LONGEST REIGNING CHAMPION OF ALL TIME.. HE IS THE UNDENIABLE... ROOMMAAANNN... GUUNNNNRoman begins to head down the ramp and walks down the ramp with Tobias walking right to his left, with full on swagger and a slimey smile. The crowd boos as Roman climbs up the steel steps.. BOW DOWN TO THE .. BOW DOWN TO THE KING!
Roman steps into the ring as Tobias steps in right behind him. Roman enters the ring and climbs up the turnbuckles .. He closes his eyes and smells the pitiful stank air of the smelly marks and smarks packed in the arena and Roman opens his eyes and slowly lifts up the one finger.. Bow down! Bow down! Bow down to the... Bow down! Bow down! Bow down! Bow down to the... Bow down! Bow down to the... Bow down to the... Bow down to the king!
Roman comes off the turnbuckles and gets into his corner as Tobias gets onto the apron and drops back down. Billy: Remember, this match changed! This was just a one on one match but now the WINNER gets into the Hell in a Cell match at Final Chapter at the end of this month! The first PPV of the year is a 6-superstar Hell in a Cell for Downfalls World Championship!Sirens blast out over the speakers and the crowd boos as Dake Ken Sr, the WCF Hall of Famer and former World Champion walks through first and stands on the stage pointing back. His son walks through the curtain and a few paces ahead of his Father, stands on the top of the stage and then kicks his foot out and pyro blasts out behind him! He throws a few punches as more pyro blasts with every thrust/strike. He comes down the ramp.. Ethan Miller: From Las Vegas, Nevada! He is DAAKEEE KEENNN JJUNNIORRRR!!He walks up the steps and bends through the ropes and gets into the ring. He takes a few quick steps towards the hard cam and leans over the top rope growling and barking like a mad dog unleashed. He runs his hands over his shoulder straps and is ready to beat some fuckin' ass. DING DING DING Billy: LOOK OUT!THE TWO JUST CLOBBER EACH OTHER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND DAKE SHOVES ROMAN INTO THE ROPES AND HITS AN OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY ON ROMAN SENDING HIM ROLLING UNDER THE ROPES! Billy: MY GOD, two heavyweights just goin' at it!Dake Ken hits the ropes and charges across the ring and FUCKING FLIES over the top rope into a front flipping plancha and crashes down onto Roman Gunn!! Chris Avery: OH MY GOD!! THE BIG BOWLING BALL WITH ATHLETISCM!!Dake Ken gets up and picks up Roman clobbering him over the back and then shoves him into the ring! Chris Avery: Look out, I think he's setting him up for the spear!Dake Ken gets into the corner and kneels down! Roman stumbles up with Tobias yelling for him to duck or dodge! DKJ charges but Roman leaps and Ken smashes into the turnbuckles! Roman hits the ropes and hits a leaping lariat! He bounces off the ropes and hits a second leaping lariat! DKJ stumbles back up and Roman hits a running lariat sending DKJ back over the top rope and he crashes down onto the outside! Billy: THESE GUYS ARE JUST GOIN' AT IT!Roman slides out of the ring as DKJ is leaning his head on the apron but Roman hits a driveby leaping dropkick knocking the head of DKJ into the ring post! Billy: Oh what a shot!DKJ backs himself up into the guardrails... and Roman charges at him.. Chris Avery: LOOOOK OUT!!ROMAN SPEARS DKJ THROUGH THE GUARDRAILING AT THE TIMEKEEPERS AREA!! Billy: OH MY GOD THEY JUST BUSTED THROUGH THE RAILING!!Chris Avery: IS ETHAN MILLER OKAY?!Billy: INSANE!! Tobias is yelling for Roman to get up! Roman crawls out of the debris and Tobias helps him up! Roman rolls into the ring as the officials count is now at 7! Billy: SEVEN!! DAKE MIGHT GET COUNTED OUT!8!! 9!! DAKE GETS UP, SPRINTS AND SLIDES INTO THE RING! Billy: HES SAFE!Roman sets up in the corner and calls for his own spear! Roman charges but DKJ kicks Roman in the head! DKJ grabs him into a side belly to belly suplex! he pins! ONE!! TWO!! ROMAN KICKS OUT!! Tobias got scared but Roman is shaking it off! Dake gets to his feet and ducks underneath Romans wild punch and hits a tbone suplex! Roman is out and Dake kicks at the ropes to ensure Tobias doesn't help and he sets up the spear! Roman gets to his feet, he stumbles around and DAKE KEN GOES FOR THE SPEAR BUT ROMAN CHARGES AT HIM AND LEAPFROGS HIM! ROMAN BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AS DAKE TURNS AROUND AND SPPPEAAARRR!! Billy: DEAD ON!! ROMAN WITH THE SPEAR!!ONE!! TWO!! THRE- DAKE KEN KICKS OUT!! Billy: OOHHHHHHHHHH I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER!!Roman gets up and grabs Dake and shakes his head no and stands him up. Roman kicks him in the gut and goes for the sitout powerbomb but Dake gets out of it and bounces off the ropes AND HITS THE SPEAR!! Chris Avery: ROMAN IS OUT!!Billy: DAKE KEN JUNIOR WITH THE SPEAR!!Dake pins!! ONE!! TWO!! TOBIAS PULLS THE REF OUT!! Billy: OHHHHH COME ON!!Tobias and the ref argue!! Chris Avery: TOBIAS JUST COST HIM THE MATCH!!Billy: WAIT WAIT WHO IS THAT?! WHO THE HELL IS THAT!?Billy: THATS.. THATS KEYNAN ISARA!! WHAT THE HELL?!Dake turns around and ISARA PICKS HIM UP AND HITS HIM WITH THE SAMOAN DROP!! Billy: OHHH COME ON!!Chris Avery: WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING?!Roman smiles as he stands up in the corner and puts on the special white glove. He velcros it across his wrist as Isara gets out of the ring and stands at the bottom of the ramp.. Roman locks and cocks it.. DKJ stands up and turns around and ROMAN HITS THE SUPERMAN PUNCH!! Billy: OHHH COME ON!!Chris Avery: NOT THIS WAY!!Roman pins! ONE! TWO!! THREE!! DING DING DING Billy: ROMAN GUNN WINS!!Chris Avery: OH MY GOD!Billy: ROMAN GUNN.. IS GOING TO FINAL CHAPTER.. ROMAN GUNN IS IN THE HELL IN A CELL MATCH! ROMAN GUNN HAS A CHANCE TO BECOME WORLD CHAMPION!Roman stands up as Tobias gets in the ring as Keynan Isara slides in.. Roman looks to battle him but Tobias walks straight up to Isara and Tobias smiles and hugs him!! Chris Avery: OF COURSE!!Billy: COME ON!!Roman pats Isara on the chest before Isara and Tobias lift Romans arms into the air for victory! Billy: ISARA HAS RETURNED TO ACTION WRESTLING! WE HAVENT SEEN HIM IN ALMOST 4 YEARS!! THE WORLD CUP! ITS BEEN SO LONG!!Chris Avery: ROMAN GUNN IS GOING TO FINAL CHAPTER AND WILL FACE OFF IN THE HELL IN A CELL FOR THE WORLD TITLE!Billy: TONIGHT CAN'T GET ANY CRAZIER CAN IT?!Chris Avery: IT CAN! LOOK UP!! WE STILL HAVE A TRIPURA PRISON MATCH!!Billy: OH MY GOD!! We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 1, 2024 1:08:44 GMT -5
2023 Awards!
We see Lexi Stone and Jimmy Garcia in the back in a special awards room! Jimmy Garcia: Hey Lexi, we have some trophies to give out don't we!?Lexi Stone: Yes we do and up first! It's the BEST TAG TEAM OF THE YEAR!DRUMROLLLJimmy opens the envelope! Jimmy Garcia: HEY! ITS TWO GENTS!Lexi Stone: ALRIGHT!! TEO BLAZE AND ANDRE JENSON ARE BEST TAG TEAM OF THE YEAR!!Jimmy Garcia: And I guess it's a good time to let you fans know that Andre Jenson will be defending the Cruiserweight Championship against Freddy Whoa JR next week live on Clash!Lexi Stone: Can't wait for that one!Jimmy Garcia: Now its time for the MALE WRESTLER OF THE YEAR!Lexi Stone: Thats right, Downfall won the Turmoil tournament and became Wrestler of the Year but lets see who won the MALE Wrestler of the Year!DRUMROLLLexi opens up the envelope! Jimmy Garcia: ITS DOWNFALL!!Lexi Stone: WOW! DOWNFALL PICKS UP ANOTHER AWARD AT THE END OF THE YEAR!Jimmy Garcia: And we JUST saw Roman Gunn punch his ticket so Dake Ken Jr is OUT, Roman Gunn is IN the Hell in a Cell CHAMPIONSHIP match at Final Chapter! Downfall has five hunters comin' for him!Lexi Stone: Now, the FAN VOTE.. WHO WON WRESTLER OF THE YEAR?!DRUMROLL Jimmy Garcia: I WAS EXCITED ABOUT THIS ONE!!Lexi Stone: WHAT IS THIS?!They stare at the envelope.. Jimmy Garcia: ITS A TIE!! CO-WRESTLERS OF THE YEAR! JILL PARK AND TATIANA JOLEE!The crowd buzzes. Lexi Stone: JOLEE HAD A FIERY YEAR TOO, SHE DESERVES IT!Jimmy Garcia: I think Park was protected but whatever, I keep my opinions to myself!Lexi Stone: You can check out the rest of the award winners on AW Networks' internet later tonight!Jimmy Garcia: I love it!We go back to the ring.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 1, 2024 1:17:05 GMT -5
LETS HEAR FROM THE US CHAMP!
“With Oden on Our Side” hits the PA system. Chris Avery: Folks, Odin Balfore is on his way out here to have a sit-down interview with Ethan Miller about becoming a two-time U.S. Champion and the dramatic ending to his match at Holiday Bash.Odin walks down to the ring with the U.S. title in hand. In the ring is Ethan Miller sitting at an oblong table with a black tablecloth. Odin steps up onto the apron, over the ropes, and into the ring. He pulls out a chair and sits across from Ethan. Ethan Miller: Odin, thank you for coming. As you heard from Jade earlier today, as well did, Sitcom will be out of action for some time with a variety of injuries suffered last week when you powerbombed him through the ring. How does it feel to sideline such a destructive and impressive champion and wrestler like Sitcom?Odin Balfore: He can’t be too much of either if one powerbomb by me puts him out of action longer than he’s been in the company. He’s been out here telling everyone for months that he faces no challenge. Tellin’ everyone how little he regards people. That's cool. I get it. Trust me, I feel the same. The only difference is, I put his punk ass in a hospital bed for it. His very first challenge in AW and I broke that man's body and spirit. So let’s talk about dominance. Walter, Dune, Corey Bull, and now Sitcom. There is no question about my place in the hierarchy. Aint nobody better than me. I have this belt because the so-called best to ever hold it didn't know what to do when staring down the Fallen God. I guess when your entire career lasts for the length of a failed Fox series, you get complacent in your talents. I am not complacent in mine. Ethan Miller: Odin, Doc Holiday was also in that match and ---The arena goes dark as the beat to "Got it on Me" by Pop Smoke interrupts the darkness Billy: SHITFIRE!!! IT’s DOC HOLIDAY!Chris Avery: Doc Holiday is here!!!"Look Have mercy on me, have mercy on my soul Don't let my heart turn cold Have mercy on me, have mercy on my soul Don't let my heart turn cold Have mercy on many men Many, many, many, many men Wish death 'pon me Yeah, I don't cry no mo' I don't look to the sky no mo' 'Cause I got it on me" A spotlight shines on Doc Holiday as he stands at the top of the entrance ramp, dressed in his Aviator glasses, a black pinstriped Armani suit with a white shirt under shirt and red flowing tie. Seeing as he is not in action, he is not in ring gear. He stays at the top of the ramp as the crowd cheers for the man who has ran through Action Wrestling like a hot knife through butter. He stands their as the crowd pops for him. As the noise dies down he just grins as he looks up at the Odin in the ring.\ Doc: Let's be honest here, how many of you just got up to take a piss break?Pausing to let the fans react. Doc: Have no fear AW fans, the real entertainment has arrived!Pausing again to let the fans cheer. Doc: We have nothing but Sunny days ahead of us now! No longer do we have to sit here and listen to another BORING ASS interview with Odin. Here Ethan, let me summarize the interview for you. Odin's gonna say "Drain the swamp" at least eight times, "I'm the longest tenured wrestler here" at least twelve times, and "Huh? I didn't hear you, speak into my good ear, son!".The crowd laughs at the last comment as Odin just stares at Doc like a thorn in his side, rolling his eyes, nothing that he hasn't heard before.
Odin mouths ' You son of a bitch.' Doc: It's OK Odin, I'm sure that when it's all said and done you'll have a career to look back on and accomplishments that will put you inside the Halls of Valhalla. But you see I think you're story here won't be quite as impressive if it doesn't include me. You see I'm a collector of many things, like designer suits, cars, motorcycles, and businesses. But there's something else I collect and that's AW TItles!Taking his aviator sunglasses off and putting them in his suit jacket. Doc: I sat by and watched Jessie Lee fight for the US Title and come up short each time, knowing that I could beat Sitcom. However, I did what any good teammate does and I let her pursue the title. But plans change right? I lost my TV title, I left Tailor Made, and I was so close to beating Sitcom that it should be me up there talking to Ethan and not you. Matter of fact, let me get in there.Doc descends down the aisle, climbs the steel, and steps through the ropes to get n the ring with Odin. Ethan takes this as his cue to leave the ring. Odin picks up the mic as he kicks his feet up on the table. Odin: Sup, G? You come out here and let me guess; you want to fight. You come out here and you’re gonna tell me that you're the best thing going. You come out here to tell me that you almost had it, that you were *this* close. You want a match with me, well I can't do that because I have a hernia. I pulled my groin in that match. I pulled my groin having to carry two heaping sacks of shit for twenty minutes. Taking out the fucking trash has put a cramp in my leg and here you come just to continue to be a pain in my ass.Doc smiles at Odin, the two men both seemingly enjoying the trash talk between the two of them. Doc: You're a comedian now? I've heard funnier shit come out of Chase Jackson's mouth. I'm here, because let's face it Odin, you know and I know that a champion is only as good as the people he defends the title against. Our match at Turmoil was what some would call a classic, me personally I think I carried your ass through it, but that's besides the point. You want credibility for this title it won't be from the likes of Dake Ken Jr., Billy Ray Cash, or Joey Scala. It will be from me, someone who has shown time and time again that when the spotlight is on, I'm the one shines the brightest whether I win or lose.Smiling at Doc like he's some sort of eager kid, Odin speaks again Odin: You talk about your glorious victory, nothing about victory is glorious. You want to tell me about war, well son you just went through one and you won't even be smart enough to take it in. Where's Sitcom right now; except in a hospital bed with a punctured lung, broken ribs, and broken collarbone? He thought he wanted war he thought my words were going to empower him embolden him make him braver make him stronger make him tougher and guess what Doc, it didn't.Odin lays the belt on the table. Odin: you want this belt, the same belt that Sitcom held that he thought was going to make him a star? I always say that the man makes the belt, not the other way around but that didn't help Sitcom and it's not going to help you. It's not about who you beat it's about what you do with what you have. In 2023 when everyone said I should hang it up I went out there and I took you both to task. I showed yet again why I am the best big man in this entire industry. I see the look in your eyes it longs for this gold. You look at this belt and you imagine all the wonderful things it can do for you. However, this belt is too heavy for you. You could die right here right now - your body lifeless on the ground and I could put this belt on your chest and your soul could not lift it up to ascend into heaven; that's what this belt can do.Doc acts like he's yawning listening to Odin's long drawn out speech. Doc: Are you done yet? Because these good people have started to nod off. Now we all know Sitcom's ego got in his way and that his own pride was his down fall, but let's just be real here. I'm not Sitcom, my actions, grit, determination, and confidence have proven that I'm one of the best AW has to offer. You sit there and say that a title doesn't make, you make the title, well I'd say that I've made the CBS title and the TV title prominent titles when I held them. I climbed the ladder like I was supposed to and I've been knocked down a time or two, but I've been resilient enough to climb back each time. Week in and week out I watch wrestlers with the same attributes fall by the way side, because they don't have the mental capacity to become the best in this business. I am one of the best in this organization!Doc says dropping the mic from his mouth. Odin: I am arguably the number one wrestler in this company but with this belt, I am the definitive number two. You weren't even the best person at ringside at Holiday Bash, you weren't even the best person in your stable, hell, you aren't even the best person at a comic book signing.Doc just looks at Odin shaking his head with a smile on his face. Odin: You keep looking at me boy like you want to fight me again, like that's going to fix the things in your life that went wrong. I've been in this business so long and you heard sitcoms and I heard you- how my bones crackle and pop and they do crackle and pop from all the years and all the fights and all the wars in this ring; wars that you could not even imagine. Why do you think Jill Park left; you think she wants to wrestle till she's 35, hell I'm almost 50 you want to wrestle to you’re 50? You think you got 25 years in the tank when you couldn't go 25 minutes in the ring that's fucking laughable.Doc chuckles as he hears Odin go on. Doc: I know you don't see well "O", do you mind If I call you "O"? Fuck it I don't care if you mind. Anyways, "O" I know you don't see well, and you don't hear so well I mean listen to this crowdThe crowd begins to chant "DOC! DOC! DOC!"
Doc: They all want to see me Savate Kick you into the nursing home! And that's exactly what I plan to do, because I believe you're CTE riddled head seems to forget that every time we've been in the ring together you've only narrowly beat me. Turmoil I didn't really care If I won or lost, it just wasn't in the books for me. Downfall was on a mission and hey mission accomplished, buddy congrats. And then you STOLE a victory from me at Holiday Bash. Now, you have something I want. No, scratch that, you have what I NEED!Doc points right at the US Title on the table. Odin looks at Doc like he's going to bestow some sort of wisdom on the young gun. Pausing for a second to gather in what Doc has said Odin: Maybe you see riches in this belt maybe you see your fortune. I've won and lost so many fortunes they might as well be socks behind the dryer; then there's you smiling cuz he found a nickel. That's the difference between us. That's the skill gap between us. You see this belt and you see the epitome of opportunity, an opportunity that is always forever out of reach. I hold this belt knowing that it is the number two belt in this company. I am the de facto number two in this company and after the entire autumn of Sitcom holding this championship my place in this company was never in doubt.Odin continues after pausing momentarily to let Doc soak in his statement. Odin: I swooped in and I power-bombed him through the ring, that's a statement. I swooped in and I took the United States Championship because no one in this company is better than me. Except you, apparently, if you're to be believed and quite frankly aint no one buying that.Doc confidently turns his back to Odin and raises his hands to the crowd.
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The crowd chants at him. Feeling that he has proven his point, Doc begins to speak again Doc: I don't know "O" they seem to buy it. Tort seems to buy it, and my merchandise sales say they're buying it. The only one that seems to be not "buying it' is you.Doc raises an eyebrow at Odin, like "what's your excuse?" Doc: I know I probably wasn't on your radar for the longest time, but that's fine, I know it's hard for you to remember or to judge things. Either Alzheimer's or chair shots have deteriorated that frontal cortex. However, it would be real hard for you to not notice me, and all that I've done here in Action Wrestling. And I want to start this year off with a big explosion.Doc pauses to talk, but is interrupted by Odin. Odin: So now you're only option is to beat the man who beat you at Holiday Bash. Sure, that'll show the dirt sheets. That'll boost you in the rankings. That lonely sea that you're about to embark on will surely raise all boats but let me tell you now, that is a lie that people tell themselves when they are facing down the inevitable and let me tell you inevitability is an infinite swirling tide of chaos that will rip you apart before you even know what happened.Doc looks at Odin and just claps a little clap. Doc: Well done "O", through all your references and allegories, you have managed to somehow make a point. Which you could have just said. I don't like to sit back and take easy wins, see when I say...THIS IS WAR! I don't just say it to be cute, to look tough, or to make the fans cheer. I say it, because that's what I'm bringing every time I step into this ring. Whether it's Chase Jackson or our World Champion, or YOU "O"!Doc moves as close as he can to Odin. Odin laughs at Doc as if it's the funniest thing he's heard all night. He's as relaxed and loose as ever. Odin: I own you, Doc. I own your present. I own your future. The next steps in your career are dependent entirely upon my charity and my generosity. That shows me that you are a weak man who cannot make his fortune cannot carve his future and cannot survive his present. Your career should never depend on defeating somebody else. Yet, here you are entirely dependent on not only defeating me but praying that Sitcom never returns for the fear that you will be relegated back to the lesser. Unfortunately, doc, you will never be anything better or greater than that. You will never be better or greater than Odin Balfore but there's no shame in that. However, there is shame in coming out here with your smug little face and telling the world in your whiny pathetic voice that you almost had it. Victory is never assured and wars never end. If you knew this then you would know better not to be in this ring right now. So, you're not just a fool you're a coward as well because only a coward would come out here and try and warp the reality of greater men. So you tell me what you want to do because I will fight anyone on any day.Doc: What, did you think I came out here for a front seat to hear you talk in circles or weave us a whimsical tale of events past?. Even now, you've done nothing but talk and talk is cheap, grandpa. At Holiday Bash, I was never pinned and if you hadnt broken the ring with your idiot strength, then I would be holding that U.S Championship. At Final Chapter, I'm going to put you to the test and then I'm going to prove to the world, just how much the wrestling world has passed you by!The crowd begins to chant DOC! DOC! DOC! DOC! DOC! DOC!
Doc: That is, if you're not too busy making excuses.Odin: I told you. I'll fight anyone, any day.Doc: At Final Chapter, I don't just want to beat you and take that title. I want you to admit that I AM BETTER THAN YOU. I want you in an I QUIT MATCH!!!Billy: WHAT!?Chris Avery: An I Quit Match for the US title at Final Chapter; are you kidding me?Odin takes his feet off the table and stands up, adjusting the title on his shoulder before speaking. He stands there a moment, letting the fans continue to roar for Doc but the answer never comes. Odin just tosses the mic to Doc an climbs out of the ring. Chris Avery: Did he accept?Billy: Well he didn't say no. Chris Avery: Is Odin backing down from a fight?
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 1, 2024 1:21:58 GMT -5
Jaice Wilds vs. Raja
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Billy: Whoooaaa here we go! Our main event!Chris Avery: You see the 12 inch THICK bamboo CAGE already lowered around the ring... and now the second even taller bamboo cage coming down too!Billy: Not only do you have to escape the first bamboo cage, but you have to escape the second one to win!Chris Avery: Here we go!
The opening chords of “UltraNUMB” by Blu Stahli fills the arena as the lights go dark. Several flashes of blue and green lights illuminate various parts of the arena and entrance ramp to the beat of the song, all stopping with a cascade falling at the top center as Blue Stahli screams… YOU WANT IT ALL RIGHT NOW!!!At this point, the fans begin roaring as Jaice Wilds is spotted on a platform a few feet above the ramp. He raises his arms into an X, taking a moment to watch the crowd respond in kind before… 3! 2! 1!Wilds flips forward off the platform, landing superhero style on the ramp below. He looks up, removing the hood from his face and tossing his shades into the crowd. He starts down the ramp, taking some time to slap random fives and bump fists. You want it full frontal, over-stimulation So say a benediction, For a new addiction In voyeuristic overdrive (Here comes the countdown) Ethan Miller: Ladies and gentlemen, making his way to the ring!!(Three) This is the new flesh Ethan Miller: From Puerto Vehlo, Brazil; weighing in at one hundred and eighty-four pounds!(Two) This is the open door Ethan Miller: He is the Final General and YOUR Xtreme Aerialist!!(One) We've got everything you wanted… Ethan Miller: He is JAICE! WIIIIIIIILLLLLLDSSSS!!!Wilds stops at the bottom of the ramp, taking in a deep breath and signing the rosarie before launching forward, corkscrewing himself to fly between the top and middle ring ropes and rolling to his feet once inside the ring. He looks to each side of the ring, the fans on their feet as he heads for a turnbuckle. Billy: Jaice has entered the Tripura Prison!Raja steps through the curtain and walks to a spot at the top of the ramp. The crowd boos as he slowly raises his hands palms up to just above his head. He turns his head to the left and then back towards the ring and heads down the ramp.. Ethan Miller: Please welcome.. From the Tripura, India, weighing 235 pounds, RAJA!Raja enters through the first layer door and then before entering the cage he grabs a steel chair from underneath the ring and throws it in the ring! He grabs a table and slides it in too! Billy: HE HAS A CHAIR AND TABLE!Chris Avery: OH MY?!Raja slides in and Jaice attacks! DING DING DING Raja gets up and Jaice hits a right hand! Right hand! Right hand! Jaice hits the ropes and comes back with a spinning 360 flat spin spinning dropkick sending Raja back into the turnbuckles! Raja gets to his feet and Jaice whips him to the opposite corner and Raja crashes into the turnbuckles and Jaice runs, front flips off his hands to his feet, leaps into the air and lands on Raja with a right hand fist, then MONKEY FLIPS Raja back to the middle of the ring!! Billy: JAICE WILDS IS GOING CRAZY!!Jaice goes to the top rope and hits a huge moonsault and crash lands onto Raja!! The crowd pops as Raja stumbles up and Jaice whips Raja into the bamboo cage!! Raja bounces off and stays on his feet and Jaice throws him into the bamboo cage again!! Chris Avery: Good God!! Jaice grabs the chair and sets it up in the middle of the ring as Raja is getting up against the bamboo cage and the ropes and Jaice hits the ropes and charges across the ring and leaps off the chair and hits a crossbody INTO RAJA WHO IS TRAPPED BETWEEN THE ROPES AND THE CAGE!! Billy: OH WHAT A SHOT!Raja falls through the ropes back into the ring as Jaice points to the table and the crowd is going crazy! Raja is crawling but Jaice kicks Raja in the head and then grabs the table and folds it out and sets it up! Raja is picked up and Jaice elevates him into the air and drops him with a DDT!! Billy: OH A DDT!Chris Avery: JAICE IS PUTTING RAJA ON THE TABLE!Raja is laid out on the table and Jaice climbs up the turnbuckles.. Billy: He's looking for a big spot here!Jaice looks up at the Bamboo cage thats another 5 feet above him.. and The crowd pops! Jaice climbs up to the top of the inner-layer Bamboo cage and stands on top! Chris Avery: HE CAN JUMP TO THE NEXT LAYER AND ESCAPE AND WIN!Billy: JAICE WANTS TO GET REVEEENGE!!Jaice points down and tells Raja to eat his balls AND JAICE LEAPS OFF INTO A 450... AND A SECOND 450.. AND HITS IT DEAD ON!! Chris Avery: JAICE WITH A 900 THROUGH RAJA THROUGH THE TABLE!!
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Jaice is getting up to his feet as Raja lays laid out in the table debris. Jaice climbs up the ropes and climbs up the inner layer bamboo cage. Billy: Jaice just cleaned his clock! He's done! He's outta here! Jaice is the winner, my dude!Jaice gets to the top of the inner layer and THE CROWD BOOS. Billy: OH SHIT!The Keer Twins on the outside of the ring and are climbing up too! Jaice punches one but they grab at his eyes and start to choke him! Chris Avery: OH COME ON!Jaice falls off and nut-sacks himself on the top rope! The Keer Twins climb up and over and into the ring. They grab Jaice and are throwing punches after punches! Billy: OH COME ON!Jaice is whipped to the ropes and one Keer lifts Jaice into the air and the other hits a codebreaker out of mid-air!! Chris Avery: OHHH MY!!The Keer Twins celebrate as they grab the steel chair and lay it on the mat and they both pick up Jaice and hit a huge brainbuster onto the chair!! Billy: JAICE IS OUT!They scurry over to Raja and try to wake him up! He begins to wake up but he's hurt and can't climb and so he crawls to the inner-layer Bamboo and the Keer Twins kick at some of the sticks and break it and make a hole! Raja crawls through and drops down to the outside of the ring! Billy: HOLY SHIT! RAJA IS OUT OF THE FIRST LAYER!Chris Avery: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!One of the Keer twins uses one of the bamboo sticks that broke and now they're in front of the announcers table! Billy: RAJA IS IN FRONT OF US! HE HAS TO CLIMB UP AND OVER AND STEP TWO FEET ON THE OUTSIDE OF IT!Raja is slumped against the outer Bamboo cage and one of the Keer twins is using the bamboo stick he broke off the inner layer and is hammering it making a whole and trying to stretch it open! Chris Avery: They just made another hole!This one isn't ground level.. this one is about 3 feet up and Raja stands up and sticks his head through... Billy: OH NO!!Chris Avery: RAJA IS GOING TO WIN!JAICE COMES UP BEHIND AND SLAMS THE STEEL CHAIR INTO RAJAS ASS!! Billy: OH WHAT A SPANKING!!Jaice spanks Rajas ass a second time with the steel chair! One of the keer twins runs at Jaice but JAICE BACK BODY DROPS HIM INTO THE CAGE AND HE LANDS ON HIS NECK!! Billy: OH MY GOD HES OUT COLD!Raja is stuck in the hole on the outer Bamboo Cage like a step-sister and Jaice swings the chair and the other keer but he ducks! Jaice drops the chair and hits a back fist spinning impact and then hitting a german suplex into the bamboo cage!! Chris Avery: GOOD GOD!Jaice steps on Rajas lowerback as he's stuck in the hole and starts climbing up! Billy: OH MY GOD!! JAICE IS GOING TO CLIMB UP AND OUT!Chris Avery: JAICE IS ON HIS WAY!! THIS IS IT!Jaice gets to the top BUT PLAN S!! Billy: OH SHIT!! THATS PLAN S!!Chris Avery: ITS SADI!! SADI IS CLIMBING THE CAGE!!Billy: THE MAN IS NEARLY 8 FEET TALL!!The outer cage is over 25 feet in the air and now Sadi is on the top and he's hitting a strike on Jaice! Chris Avery: SADI GRABS THE THROAT OF JAICE BUT JAICE HAS THE BAMBOO STICK AND HE SMASHES IT OVER SADIS HEAD!! Billy: HE DOES IT A SECOND TIME!!JAICE HITS IT A THIRD TIME AND SADI IS SHAKING OFF THE CAGE!! Chris Avery: LOOOK OUTTT!! GET UP BILLY MOOVEEE!!Billy: OH SHIT NO WAY!!SADI FALLS 25 FEET AND CRASHES DOWN THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE!! Billy: OHHH MY GODD!! HOLY SHITFIRE!!HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
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One of the Keer Twins is hanging on Jaices leg and hes dragging him down slowly and Jaice lands back inside the cage and Jaice is thrown into the ring post! Jaice stumbles down the isle of the ring towards the ramp side of the ring and the Keer guy is charging up for a spear! Jaice MOVES AND KEER SPEARS THE BAMBOO CAGE!! Billy: MY GOD!!Jaice grabs him and throws him head first into the bamboo cage again just incase!! Raja is up and hits a clobbering blow to the back of Jaice and then Raja starts to climb up the outer cage near the ramp side of the ring! Billy: RAJA IS CLIMBING FAST!Raja gets to the top but Jaice is climbing up next to him and they're trading strikes! Raja goes for another hit but Jaice smashes Rajas head on the top of the bamboo cage! The Keer Twins are gathering on the outside of the ring underneath Raja and Jaice and are coaching Raja to climb over! Raja is stunned and Jaice HITS A SIDEWAYS SUPERKICK! RAJA FALLS OFF THE CAGE AND CRASH LANDS DOWN ONTO THE KEERS!! Billy: ALL THREE ARE OUT!! RAJA CRASHED AND BURNED!Jaice looks at the sold out crowd who pop like crazy as he climbs over the outer bamboo cage and climbs down and drops down at the bottom of the ramp! DING DING DING Ethan Miller: YOUR WINNER OF THE FIRST EVER TRIPURA PRISON MATCH.. JAAAIIICEE WILLDSSS!!The crowd goes crazy as Jaice fist pumps on the ramp! We see The Keers out. Raja is laid out on his back. We see Sadi in the announcer table debris still knocked out. Jaice is at the top of the ramp and he kneels down, says a little encouraging prayer and then leaps back into the air to a huge pop!! Billy: JAICE WILDS WINS HERE ON THE FIRST CLASH OF 2024!!Chris Avery: YEAR NUMBER 6 OF ACTION WRESTLING UNDER WAY AND ITS JAICE WILDS A VICTOR HERE TONIGHT!Billy: ON THE ROAD TO FINAL CHAPTER!! NEXT WEEK ANDRE JENSON DEFENDS THE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP AGAINST FREDDY WHOA JR, AND TATIANA JOLEE AND GERARD ANGELO ARE IN TAG TEAM ACTION! THATS NEXT WEEK LIVE ON CBS!Chris Avery: WE'RE OUT OF TIME! HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM ACTION WRESTLING!Jaice is still celebrating like John Cena on the ramp as we fade out.
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