Post by vespertine on Dec 21, 2023 20:11:31 GMT -5
(The lights go out and over the PA we hear a church bell which goes straight into "Paint it black." When the lights come up halfway, we see Vespertine in the ring, head down, covered with a hood. She has a mic and addresses us.)
Ves: Cut out the lights. Cameraman get closer to me. Don't trip. That's good. Closer. Now....
(camera gets to within inches of her, then she opens them to reveal.)
Chase, do you see what you are dealing with? Do I look like a happy human female to you? I'm really disappointed and angry. I lost to Odin to lose my title shot for the US Title, I had to go and make an example of Niobe last week just to get back.... to.... YOU!
(She narrows her eyes, the orbs slightly close)
Do I look like I am playing around? Do I look like this match is gonna be fun for me? Do I look happy to you? I lost my title shot. I lost my chances and in doing so, I ended up right back where I started when I debuted a few months ago. Dancing with you in the ring. Do you think this time the result will be different? Do you honestly think after what you have seen me do to Sitcom, Odin and Joey that you are ready to take me on? And might I remind you, I beat a sober Joey Madrox. It wasn't even a drunk Joey Madrox. A drunk Joey Madrox seems to have more power and is more entertaining in the ring than a sober Joey Madrox. A drunk Joey Madrox is now Omega champion. And in his last blog, he was actually trying to figure out how he beat Roman Gunn. He was drunk. What other kind of excuse do you need? Yet, where am I? In a ring with Chase Jackson who last time I checked was still sittin on his therapist's couch moaning about the fact that life gave him lemons and he forgot to make lemonade. No, Chase, I'm not happy about this. I had to go to the end of the fucking line. Does that seem right to you?
(She claps which seems to indicate that the lights can come up but only halfway so we can still see the glow in her eyes.)
And what do you get out of this? You go into this bemoaning the fact that you aren't in this for anything so it will be just another therapy sesh. type of promo. I mean who wants to see those? Who actually watches those? How much respect do you get from doing those? Chase, you're a has been? No.... I take that back. You're a never was. You haven't done anything worth anything in this federation so why am I being punished?
(The chant of Vesey sucks starts up. She seems to smile with a kind of bemusement over it and you can hear it in her voice.)
That's right. Chase is a never was. So you all just keep cheering for the theraputic has been. What's he done for any of you? Not a damn thing. Meanwhile, I'm here busting my ass, trying to get over, trying to be David to Sitcom's Goliath, stealing a title from a man who is 3 times as big as I am and make a name for myself. Really, why do you keep cheering him? He obviously doesn't want to do this? He doesn't think he has what it takes. He has no confidence like mer, Downfall, Jolee, or Sitcom. The man has no nutsack. I can say that right? On TV?
(Crowd gives her a pop)
Doesn't matter. I did it anyway. You know, Chase, I'm tired of you. The 'Verse already claimed your soul. In fact I think your soul was taken by your therapist way before you ever met me. All I'm dealing with now is a broken husk of a man who claims he wants to be here but doesn't have the balls to admit that he really doesn't want to be here. So what am I to do?
(The crowd starts up a "Death by Diva" chant. She smiles widely at this)
Oh my god. You guys are so totes amazing. Yes. That is exactly what I should do. But if I recall, I didn't even give it to him last time. It was an Epically Diva. A man goes down by Epically Diva. How sad is that?
(mimics tears strolling down her face)
So this time, Chase, you will get Death... by DIVA. I WILL be the woman to give it to you. I can't rip your nutsack off, you don't seem to have one. So just do AW and the world a favor. Just come out and lay down, be the obedient dog that you are and let me pin you. No muss, no fuss. You really aren't worth the time and effort I put into this but I have to put the time and effort into this to make it official. Either way, whether you put up a fight or not. My hand will be raised at the end of it. The result remains the same like as before. And this time it's not because I see you, I see your soul. You have none. This time, it's just because quite simply: I'm better than you ever were because I'm willing to do things, go places and challenge people no normal woman should. I'm normal in every possible way except for the fact that I'm extreme and you, Chase, my sweet, are just a tired never was. You gave up a long time ago and so do the world a favor and give up this match. Let me win. because either way, I WILL have my hand raised in the end.
(She claps, lights go out and when they come back up, she is gone.)
Ves: Cut out the lights. Cameraman get closer to me. Don't trip. That's good. Closer. Now....
(camera gets to within inches of her, then she opens them to reveal.)
Chase, do you see what you are dealing with? Do I look like a happy human female to you? I'm really disappointed and angry. I lost to Odin to lose my title shot for the US Title, I had to go and make an example of Niobe last week just to get back.... to.... YOU!
(She narrows her eyes, the orbs slightly close)
Do I look like I am playing around? Do I look like this match is gonna be fun for me? Do I look happy to you? I lost my title shot. I lost my chances and in doing so, I ended up right back where I started when I debuted a few months ago. Dancing with you in the ring. Do you think this time the result will be different? Do you honestly think after what you have seen me do to Sitcom, Odin and Joey that you are ready to take me on? And might I remind you, I beat a sober Joey Madrox. It wasn't even a drunk Joey Madrox. A drunk Joey Madrox seems to have more power and is more entertaining in the ring than a sober Joey Madrox. A drunk Joey Madrox is now Omega champion. And in his last blog, he was actually trying to figure out how he beat Roman Gunn. He was drunk. What other kind of excuse do you need? Yet, where am I? In a ring with Chase Jackson who last time I checked was still sittin on his therapist's couch moaning about the fact that life gave him lemons and he forgot to make lemonade. No, Chase, I'm not happy about this. I had to go to the end of the fucking line. Does that seem right to you?
(She claps which seems to indicate that the lights can come up but only halfway so we can still see the glow in her eyes.)
And what do you get out of this? You go into this bemoaning the fact that you aren't in this for anything so it will be just another therapy sesh. type of promo. I mean who wants to see those? Who actually watches those? How much respect do you get from doing those? Chase, you're a has been? No.... I take that back. You're a never was. You haven't done anything worth anything in this federation so why am I being punished?
(The chant of Vesey sucks starts up. She seems to smile with a kind of bemusement over it and you can hear it in her voice.)
That's right. Chase is a never was. So you all just keep cheering for the theraputic has been. What's he done for any of you? Not a damn thing. Meanwhile, I'm here busting my ass, trying to get over, trying to be David to Sitcom's Goliath, stealing a title from a man who is 3 times as big as I am and make a name for myself. Really, why do you keep cheering him? He obviously doesn't want to do this? He doesn't think he has what it takes. He has no confidence like mer, Downfall, Jolee, or Sitcom. The man has no nutsack. I can say that right? On TV?
(Crowd gives her a pop)
Doesn't matter. I did it anyway. You know, Chase, I'm tired of you. The 'Verse already claimed your soul. In fact I think your soul was taken by your therapist way before you ever met me. All I'm dealing with now is a broken husk of a man who claims he wants to be here but doesn't have the balls to admit that he really doesn't want to be here. So what am I to do?
(The crowd starts up a "Death by Diva" chant. She smiles widely at this)
Oh my god. You guys are so totes amazing. Yes. That is exactly what I should do. But if I recall, I didn't even give it to him last time. It was an Epically Diva. A man goes down by Epically Diva. How sad is that?
(mimics tears strolling down her face)
So this time, Chase, you will get Death... by DIVA. I WILL be the woman to give it to you. I can't rip your nutsack off, you don't seem to have one. So just do AW and the world a favor. Just come out and lay down, be the obedient dog that you are and let me pin you. No muss, no fuss. You really aren't worth the time and effort I put into this but I have to put the time and effort into this to make it official. Either way, whether you put up a fight or not. My hand will be raised at the end of it. The result remains the same like as before. And this time it's not because I see you, I see your soul. You have none. This time, it's just because quite simply: I'm better than you ever were because I'm willing to do things, go places and challenge people no normal woman should. I'm normal in every possible way except for the fact that I'm extreme and you, Chase, my sweet, are just a tired never was. You gave up a long time ago and so do the world a favor and give up this match. Let me win. because either way, I WILL have my hand raised in the end.
(She claps, lights go out and when they come back up, she is gone.)