Fave lines from Holiday Bash
Dec 19, 2023 15:10:00 GMT -5
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Post by vespertine on Dec 19, 2023 15:10:00 GMT -5
I didn't want to take this over from Sitcom but he seems to be AWOL at the moment and everyone looks forward to this...
"Dominance without resistance sums up my time here thus far."- Draugr (About sums up what I've seen of him thus far here too)
"get ready for the Grinch to steal your Christmas joy" = Karlie Nash (Christmas Joy in wrestling terms at its best.)
I don’t give a fuck if you have a one punch man syndrome which you should go and get checked out before it’s too late." - Joey Madrox (that sounds like someone's personal problem)
"I'm that one with the indomitable will to SUCCED when people tell me I CAN'T. I'M the one that is going to shove that strap down the throat of every motherfucker that told me I COULDN'T and I'm going to be the CHAMPION they could only DREAM of being!"- Jessie Lee (Hate to be on the receiving end of this.)
you have tougher fights tying your shoes than what Action Wrestling can throw at you." - Odin (Well that's kinda harsh but totally funny)
"Not because it’s my passion...but because it’s my Job. And I’m fucking good at My Job! "- Airborne (any high flyer will tell you this. It's true.)
"He wasn’t hired to do it or invited, in fact he didn’t even mean to do it. He just went in cosplay and his costume was so much better than the actual Mall Santa he was just asked to take over,"- Andre Jenson (This was just funny IMO)
"I've taken your CBS Title. I've taken your Keer Twins. This week, I take away your Plan S. And before 2024 has even had a chance to begin, I'm going to take everything you hold dear." - Jaice Wylde (He's gone through everything Raja could throw at him and came out all the better.)
" I welcome petty revenge, makes me savage. I welcome silly gangsters, makes me confident. I welcome fallen Gods, makes me worthy. I welcome disrespect, makes me powerful."- Sitcom (This seems appropos coming from Sitcom)
"You could always talk about how Odin can take three steps without something cracking or popping. Dude sounds like Rice Krispies in the back. Which oddly enough dude is not a big fan of Rice Krispy treats. "- Doc Holliday (This was funny as hell. Odin being as old as he is, this sounds true.)
our hunt is about TRUE COMPETITION, not rehashing fights that the fans have already seen.”- Bishop (Another way to say "Don't look back. Only look forward)
"That I’m not worth the time to throw into championship matches. Not until I clean up my act and stop being such a stupid ass about everything. There’s no effort, no nothing. My opponents can see it, they can smell it. They don’t worry because it’s just me and there’s no pressure to do anything major." - Niobe Martin (She is trying her hardest but can't seem to get the hang of it. Sorry Niobe. I know how you feel, been on a few losing streaks myself)
whether I continue to compete or retire, my passion for the sport and my desire to make a difference will always remain."- Roman Gunn (Well said. So true of every wrestling superstar)
I welcome you all to do this too. Warning, this requires a lot more reading than you're used to.
"Dominance without resistance sums up my time here thus far."- Draugr (About sums up what I've seen of him thus far here too)
"get ready for the Grinch to steal your Christmas joy" = Karlie Nash (Christmas Joy in wrestling terms at its best.)
I don’t give a fuck if you have a one punch man syndrome which you should go and get checked out before it’s too late." - Joey Madrox (that sounds like someone's personal problem)
"I'm that one with the indomitable will to SUCCED when people tell me I CAN'T. I'M the one that is going to shove that strap down the throat of every motherfucker that told me I COULDN'T and I'm going to be the CHAMPION they could only DREAM of being!"- Jessie Lee (Hate to be on the receiving end of this.)
you have tougher fights tying your shoes than what Action Wrestling can throw at you." - Odin (Well that's kinda harsh but totally funny)
"Not because it’s my passion...but because it’s my Job. And I’m fucking good at My Job! "- Airborne (any high flyer will tell you this. It's true.)
"He wasn’t hired to do it or invited, in fact he didn’t even mean to do it. He just went in cosplay and his costume was so much better than the actual Mall Santa he was just asked to take over,"- Andre Jenson (This was just funny IMO)
"I've taken your CBS Title. I've taken your Keer Twins. This week, I take away your Plan S. And before 2024 has even had a chance to begin, I'm going to take everything you hold dear." - Jaice Wylde (He's gone through everything Raja could throw at him and came out all the better.)
" I welcome petty revenge, makes me savage. I welcome silly gangsters, makes me confident. I welcome fallen Gods, makes me worthy. I welcome disrespect, makes me powerful."- Sitcom (This seems appropos coming from Sitcom)
"You could always talk about how Odin can take three steps without something cracking or popping. Dude sounds like Rice Krispies in the back. Which oddly enough dude is not a big fan of Rice Krispy treats. "- Doc Holliday (This was funny as hell. Odin being as old as he is, this sounds true.)
our hunt is about TRUE COMPETITION, not rehashing fights that the fans have already seen.”- Bishop (Another way to say "Don't look back. Only look forward)
"That I’m not worth the time to throw into championship matches. Not until I clean up my act and stop being such a stupid ass about everything. There’s no effort, no nothing. My opponents can see it, they can smell it. They don’t worry because it’s just me and there’s no pressure to do anything major." - Niobe Martin (She is trying her hardest but can't seem to get the hang of it. Sorry Niobe. I know how you feel, been on a few losing streaks myself)
whether I continue to compete or retire, my passion for the sport and my desire to make a difference will always remain."- Roman Gunn (Well said. So true of every wrestling superstar)
I welcome you all to do this too. Warning, this requires a lot more reading than you're used to.