Post by Andre Jenson on Dec 17, 2023 11:25:28 GMT -5
Hey folks, narrator here back once again for another Andre Jenson day! Today, Jenson is being Santa in a local shopping mall! He wasn’t hired to do it or invited, in fact he didn’t even mean to do it. He just went in cosplay and his costume was so much better than the actual Mall Santa he was just asked to take over, leading to an argument, but that’s not why we’re here!
Near the end of this shift, a small, shy kid finally gets to the front of the queue and nervously walks over to the throne.
“Poor guy” thinks Jenson, “How can you be shy and nervous about meeting Santa?” He puts a huge santa smile on his face and gives the ho ho ho!
The kid sits on his knee.
“Hi there!” Says Jenson in his best Santa voice. “What’s your name son?”
“T….Theodore, sir.” Says the kid, wringing his hands together. “But my mom calls me Teo” he adds, rather helpfully after looking up for a brief second.
“A great name! My tag….” Jenson quickly remembers he needs to be in character. “Heur elf is called Teo! Great elf, very respected!”
“I was named after a wrestler. I don’t know if you know wrestling sir. But yeah I was named afte, Teo Blaze.” Jenson smiles at this heartwarming moment. “But,” The kid says, almost conspiratorially, “I always preferred Andre Jenson.”
Jenson uses every fibre of his being here not to take off his beard and show the kid who he was - but he must stay the course.
“What is it you want me to bring you this year?”
“Well, sir. I just want one thing. I want Andre Jenson to win the Cruiserweight title! He’s my favourite wrestler in the whole world and he deserves it.”
“Yes, well, yes he does.” Replies Jenson “It’s gonna be difficult though.
Airborne is on top form at the moment he managed to edge out m…Andre Jenson in an infamous ladder match! He’s full of confidence, arrogance even and he will go into this thinking the world can’t stop him. But as you and I know, Teo, the more arrogant someone is the larger their fall from grace.
He did well against Jenson but Jenson has told me he’s ready, he’s raring to go! He wants to set the record straight and make sure that he brings a great gift to all his fans this Christmas, and yes that includes you, Teo!
But he has warned that it’s not just Airbone he has to worry about. Karlie Nash is here too! So many times Jenson has talked about Karlie over the years. Many times they’ve battled for so many titles - it’s one of the rivalries of the age! But never has Karlie ever been so dangerous. She’s here with a renewed purpose in life. She wants to be THE woman in the division and she has had to step up over time because bigger and badder people keep coming in to upstage her. This is her problem, the more she steps up, the more a target gets put on her, the more pressure that happens and, unlike Jenson, she just can’t cope with it.
But that’s not all my young friend! Mercedes is a wild card! The last ever women's champion! Cashing in her credentials and going for the big one! I like the attitude, it’s a good one to have! Always wanting to better yourself and be the best you can be? Always carrying around that chip on your shoulder because of where you’re from and what you’re doing while no one takes you seriously? Well I…Er… Jenson can relate to that. He goes through the same damn things.
Always wanting to prove yourself, always having to prove others wrong, always doing the best you can for you fans who love him unconditionally. This is what makes Jenson stand out from the others in this match. He cares for you, not just himself. He doesn’t do this for personal glory, he does this to give you guys what you want.
If this means winning the Cruiserweight title? Then so be it! Teo, your wish will be granted!