Post by Shadowlove on Dec 12, 2023 4:10:20 GMT -5
Your favorite and most polarizing modern day charismatic and charming, egotistical, felicitating, narcissistic, politically incorrect, self-righteous, vainglorious, second-generation megalomaniac and most effective and most efficient apex predator, “The Handsome Half-breed” Shadowlove was getting worked on by the AW EMTS after receiving a tire iron to the head by AW World Heavyweight Champion Downfall.
Astronauts on the International Space Station stop what they were doing after hearing what can only be described as a seismic anomaly in space.
Back on earth…
Shadowlove Bionic Elbows the EMT working on him and starts his search for the AW World Heavyweight Champion, Downfall.
He comes across the Local Sheriff holding an evidence bag with a crowbar. The Local Sheriff is about to say something to Shadow. Shadow Bionic Elbows the Local Sheriff.
He keeps making his way through the hallways of The Frost Bank Center searching for Downfall as more bodies hit the floor with The Bionic Elbows.
The Sheriff's local S.W.A.T. team, dressed in riot gear, was stationed outside Downfall's locker room. Shadow makes a B-line for the door and is maced and tackled by the S.W.A.T. team.
A few hours later, you know where he was found...
His sweet and lovely Miss Miyamoto says, “ Yeah, that’s him, mang…”
The Local Sheriff says, “$1,000 fine or 10 days in jail?...”
Shadow wakes up a few minutes later feeling very woozy for some odd reason and trying to figure out how blood was flowing down his chiseled, aged-to-perfection fighter's face.
Shadow says, “ I’ll take the 10 days…”
His sweet and lovely Miss Miyamoto was whispering something nondescript in broken Japanese into his ear that seemed to calm him for the time being.
She says, “Send a bill to AW. In care of Torture...”
Shadow says, “ That's T-O-R-T. Hell, I gotz to go...”
The screen fades to black.