Post by Dake Ken Jr. on Dec 10, 2023 0:22:25 GMT -5
The crowd quiets down as Dake Ken and his son, the main event superstar Dake Ken Jr stand in the ring.
Dake Ken: Everbodyyy knows wantstoknoww and take a look at the big freaky freak, THE BAD RAD DAD and if you ask me, IM THE ONE AND ONLY, DAKE KEN BABYYY!
The crowd boos.
Dake Ken: That's right, Big Cakey Dakey is here, and I've got some words to say that will rock the foundation of this damn company!
The crowd boos again.
Dake Ken: I hear all these people talking about greatness, about champions, but let me tell you somethin. The greatest of all time isn't sitting in this audience or hiding backstage; it's none other than my own flesh and blood, my son! He's the future of this business, the future of wrestling itself! He's the real main event superstar, ya hear me?!
The crowd boos as Dake Ken Jr poses on the middle rope.
Dake Ken: Now, listen up Shadowlove, you old timer! Yeah, I know you've had your time in the spotlight, but your time has come and gone. I was in WCF, you were there too if I'm not mistaken, but you're old school and you're old fashioned and it's time for you hit to the road, jack, just like how we hit the sack when you show up on TV! You're nothing more than a relic, and it's time for you to fade into oblivion, to shut up and let the new generation shine! So in that tag match tomorrow night on Clash you just let my son do all the heavy lifting and the work and you enjoy your free victory!
The crowd boos.
Dake Ken: Downfall, you skinnyfat, little retarded bitch! I've got some advice for you, brother dude. You've been holding that championship like you're some kind of hero, trying to act like you own it. Well, I got news for you, champ! Tonight, tomorrow night, any night, you're going to hand over that belt to my son because he's earned it, and he's ready to carry this promotion to new heights! Downfall can't do shit for AW and it's all about Dake Ken Jr!
The crowd boos as DKJ poses with his arms around his waist like a title belt.
Dake Ken: I've seen it all, done it all, and I know true greatness when I see it. My son has the fire, the passion, and the natural talent that surpasses anything this industry has ever seen. So, step aside, Shadowlove, and hand over the torch. And Downfall, be a man, admit your defeat, and surrender that championship to the deserving, to the prodigy that is my son! You guys should shut up and hang on, cause DKJ is the man!
The crowd boos.
Dake Ken: Tatiana Jolee and Gerard Angelo, huh? You two have the audacity to step in my ring and think you're something special? Well, let me tell you something, you two are nothing but old news, relics of the past who can't even hold a candle to my son who is the greatest of all time! Don't forget, Dake Ken my son was almost World Champion if it wasn't for you, Tatiana! We haven't forgot that! Tatiana, you may have had your moment in the sun, but let me remind you, that was ages ago now! Last month is OLD NEWS, BUD. You're a has-been, clinging onto any shred of relevance you can find. And Angelo, you're nothing more than a watered-down version of me! That's right, you think you're handsome, you think you're cute well let me tell you, you should take your Netflix money and go down the street and fix those yellow, crooked teeth and that stupid jaw line and get your self some real muscles, buddy. Get yourself pumped up like me, get beefy like me you two timing son of a bitch!
The crowd boos.
Dake Ken: You see, Clash is the platform for true greatness, for individuals who unleash dominance and power! It's not meant for washed-up relics like you two! So, do yourself a favor and crawl back into the shadows where you belong! And Let's talk about that little worm Teo Blaze. Well, well, well! Look who we have here, Teo Blaze! The WCF reject, huh? Let me tell you something, you slimy little worm! I ain't impressed with the likes of you, coming from the same promotion I did. You think you're some big shot just because you shared a roster with the THE BAD RAD DAD? Think again, kid!
The crowd boos.
Dake Ken: WCF might have been your stomping ground, but let me remind you, and everyone else, that I am a living legend! The freakin' blueprint of dominance! WCF saw greatness when they had me, but they let a minnow like you slip through their fingers. You think you can step in my ring and make a name for yourself? No chance, Blaze! Plus we all know Jayson Price was pushing you behind the scenes and you only had that TV title cause Price was pulling the strings, that's a shoot, brother dude!
The crowd boos.
Dake Ken: You see, Blaze, while you were hiding in the shadows of WCF, I was tearing up arenas all across the globe. I've been in battles that would make your head spin, facing the very best this industry has to offer. You? You're just a footnote in my legacy, a blip on the radar of my dominance. And tonight, I'm gonna show the world why you don't mess with the Big Bad Rad Daddy and his boy! My son is going to crush you on Clash you little worm!!
The crowd roars in anticipation as Dake Ken's fiery words resonate throughout the arena. Stepping forward, he points his finger directly at the camera, delivering his final message to Teo Blaze.
Dake Ken: Teo Blaze, consider yourself warned. You've entered my sons world now, and it's a world of pain, destruction, and chaos. So, when my boy locks eyes with you in that ring, just remember, you're facing the WRATHZILLA, the MEGA MAINEVENTER and he's gonna leave you lying flat on your back, just like any other little worm that dares to step into my boys WORLD!
The crowd boos.
Dake Ken: BARK IF YOU UNDERSTAND ME!!
The crowd begins to bark as his son, the actual superstar on Clash grabs the microphone.
DKJ: DOWNFALL! SHADOWLOVE! Hahhaa you two just sit back and let me do all the GREAT Work cause I'm going to destroy them! Shadowlove you don't deserve this and Downfall get ready to hand over that World Championship you slug, and Teo, Jolee and Angelo.. buwahaha..
The crowd pops for them three.
DKJ: Angelo, Jolee, Teo, be prepared for a tough fight and a vicious beat down! I'm going to break your bones into dust, I'm going to warp your mind into the stars above and I'm going to bend Jolee in half! I'm going to ruin Angelos next 10 movie-schedule in Hollywood and Teo? Get ready to cruiser back to CruiserClash you little piece of shit, cause you're getting your knees blown out!
ITS TIME YOU THREE FEAR THE SPEAR! GET IN THAT RING IF YOU WILL, BUT YOU WILL DIIEEE TO THE DAKE KEN JUNIOR!
CLASH IS TIME FOR THE MEGA MAINEVENTER! THE REAL DEAL! THE WRATHZILLA IS COMIN' ALIIIVEEEE!!
DKJ throws the mic down as his music hits at the live event. The crowd boos as he poses with his dad.
Dake Ken: Everbodyyy knows wantstoknoww and take a look at the big freaky freak, THE BAD RAD DAD and if you ask me, IM THE ONE AND ONLY, DAKE KEN BABYYY!
The crowd boos.
Dake Ken: That's right, Big Cakey Dakey is here, and I've got some words to say that will rock the foundation of this damn company!
The crowd boos again.
Dake Ken: I hear all these people talking about greatness, about champions, but let me tell you somethin. The greatest of all time isn't sitting in this audience or hiding backstage; it's none other than my own flesh and blood, my son! He's the future of this business, the future of wrestling itself! He's the real main event superstar, ya hear me?!
The crowd boos as Dake Ken Jr poses on the middle rope.
Dake Ken: Now, listen up Shadowlove, you old timer! Yeah, I know you've had your time in the spotlight, but your time has come and gone. I was in WCF, you were there too if I'm not mistaken, but you're old school and you're old fashioned and it's time for you hit to the road, jack, just like how we hit the sack when you show up on TV! You're nothing more than a relic, and it's time for you to fade into oblivion, to shut up and let the new generation shine! So in that tag match tomorrow night on Clash you just let my son do all the heavy lifting and the work and you enjoy your free victory!
The crowd boos.
Dake Ken: Downfall, you skinnyfat, little retarded bitch! I've got some advice for you, brother dude. You've been holding that championship like you're some kind of hero, trying to act like you own it. Well, I got news for you, champ! Tonight, tomorrow night, any night, you're going to hand over that belt to my son because he's earned it, and he's ready to carry this promotion to new heights! Downfall can't do shit for AW and it's all about Dake Ken Jr!
The crowd boos as DKJ poses with his arms around his waist like a title belt.
Dake Ken: I've seen it all, done it all, and I know true greatness when I see it. My son has the fire, the passion, and the natural talent that surpasses anything this industry has ever seen. So, step aside, Shadowlove, and hand over the torch. And Downfall, be a man, admit your defeat, and surrender that championship to the deserving, to the prodigy that is my son! You guys should shut up and hang on, cause DKJ is the man!
The crowd boos.
Dake Ken: Tatiana Jolee and Gerard Angelo, huh? You two have the audacity to step in my ring and think you're something special? Well, let me tell you something, you two are nothing but old news, relics of the past who can't even hold a candle to my son who is the greatest of all time! Don't forget, Dake Ken my son was almost World Champion if it wasn't for you, Tatiana! We haven't forgot that! Tatiana, you may have had your moment in the sun, but let me remind you, that was ages ago now! Last month is OLD NEWS, BUD. You're a has-been, clinging onto any shred of relevance you can find. And Angelo, you're nothing more than a watered-down version of me! That's right, you think you're handsome, you think you're cute well let me tell you, you should take your Netflix money and go down the street and fix those yellow, crooked teeth and that stupid jaw line and get your self some real muscles, buddy. Get yourself pumped up like me, get beefy like me you two timing son of a bitch!
The crowd boos.
Dake Ken: You see, Clash is the platform for true greatness, for individuals who unleash dominance and power! It's not meant for washed-up relics like you two! So, do yourself a favor and crawl back into the shadows where you belong! And Let's talk about that little worm Teo Blaze. Well, well, well! Look who we have here, Teo Blaze! The WCF reject, huh? Let me tell you something, you slimy little worm! I ain't impressed with the likes of you, coming from the same promotion I did. You think you're some big shot just because you shared a roster with the THE BAD RAD DAD? Think again, kid!
The crowd boos.
Dake Ken: WCF might have been your stomping ground, but let me remind you, and everyone else, that I am a living legend! The freakin' blueprint of dominance! WCF saw greatness when they had me, but they let a minnow like you slip through their fingers. You think you can step in my ring and make a name for yourself? No chance, Blaze! Plus we all know Jayson Price was pushing you behind the scenes and you only had that TV title cause Price was pulling the strings, that's a shoot, brother dude!
The crowd boos.
Dake Ken: You see, Blaze, while you were hiding in the shadows of WCF, I was tearing up arenas all across the globe. I've been in battles that would make your head spin, facing the very best this industry has to offer. You? You're just a footnote in my legacy, a blip on the radar of my dominance. And tonight, I'm gonna show the world why you don't mess with the Big Bad Rad Daddy and his boy! My son is going to crush you on Clash you little worm!!
The crowd roars in anticipation as Dake Ken's fiery words resonate throughout the arena. Stepping forward, he points his finger directly at the camera, delivering his final message to Teo Blaze.
Dake Ken: Teo Blaze, consider yourself warned. You've entered my sons world now, and it's a world of pain, destruction, and chaos. So, when my boy locks eyes with you in that ring, just remember, you're facing the WRATHZILLA, the MEGA MAINEVENTER and he's gonna leave you lying flat on your back, just like any other little worm that dares to step into my boys WORLD!
The crowd boos.
Dake Ken: BARK IF YOU UNDERSTAND ME!!
The crowd begins to bark as his son, the actual superstar on Clash grabs the microphone.
DKJ: DOWNFALL! SHADOWLOVE! Hahhaa you two just sit back and let me do all the GREAT Work cause I'm going to destroy them! Shadowlove you don't deserve this and Downfall get ready to hand over that World Championship you slug, and Teo, Jolee and Angelo.. buwahaha..
The crowd pops for them three.
DKJ: Angelo, Jolee, Teo, be prepared for a tough fight and a vicious beat down! I'm going to break your bones into dust, I'm going to warp your mind into the stars above and I'm going to bend Jolee in half! I'm going to ruin Angelos next 10 movie-schedule in Hollywood and Teo? Get ready to cruiser back to CruiserClash you little piece of shit, cause you're getting your knees blown out!
ITS TIME YOU THREE FEAR THE SPEAR! GET IN THAT RING IF YOU WILL, BUT YOU WILL DIIEEE TO THE DAKE KEN JUNIOR!
CLASH IS TIME FOR THE MEGA MAINEVENTER! THE REAL DEAL! THE WRATHZILLA IS COMIN' ALIIIVEEEE!!
DKJ throws the mic down as his music hits at the live event. The crowd boos as he poses with his dad.