Post by Doc Holiday on Dec 9, 2023 3:48:45 GMT -5
The scene opens up inside what looks to be the inside the living room of a trailer this can only mean one thing. “The Trailer Park Princess” must be ready to deliver another verbal ass whippin’ on somebody. The trailer has been upgraded a little bit since we were last in here. In the living room is a matching Realtree camouflage sofa and recliner with a bright pink sticker with black sharpie writing on the couch that reads “Used Set $899”. Mercedes walks in from the bedroom door. She is wearing daisy dukes and a bright pink sports bra. She walks over by the couch and stares at the mount on the wall where her Women's Championship now resides, the last Women's Champion in Action Wrestling.
"You know it's kinda funny that I literally just walked into this wrestling gig and I won this very title in my first match, then I lost it, then was able to take it again to be the last champion, the last woman to EVER hold this. A legacy that will follow me until the day I hang up my spandex. This wrestling shit, just comes to me naturally unlike that thunder cunt Karlie Nash who has to work at it like she has to work and make people like her. Which if you look at it, on one really likes her, she's like the last beer at the party. Like yeah you're thirsty, but it's a Natural Light and you done skipped over it about thirteen or fourteen other times and then you're finally like 'well I guess that's the only thing left', basically how Action Wrestling treats her. 'Well I guess she's a woman, put her in the match', but nobody's ever checked to see if she really has two sets of lips."
Mercedes just shrugs her shoulders.
"But enough about Karlie, because I could talk about that lame ass geriatric fisherman for hours. Let's talk about Ushi, as in 'Ewww she' gonna get an ass whoopin. I'm feelin' myself right now and I'm not talking about Karlie when she sees a slightly obese sixty year old woman sweating on an exercise bike. I'm talking about coming into my own as a wrestler, and I could really make another joke about Karlie and cumming here, but I feel it gets repetitive and Steve says I need to 'mature' a little bit since I have little girls that look up to me. It's tiring shit, because I literally am facing women who could be cast in 'Orange is the New Black'. I got a big ol' bitch that I've had to put a beating on a few times and guess what we're just gonna keep running it back, because we gotta have someone in there and who better than that behemoth known as Ushi right? Well I'm gonna make sure we settle all differences when it comes to who really deserves to be in the match for a shot at the Holiday Bash. You're a big brute ass bitch, but when it all comes down to it, Ushi, you never seem to be able to do anything with it. Me on the other hand, I use what god gave me, two fists, two feet, and an unnatural tolerance for pain. Check the internet, there's videos of me getting tasered and walking through that shit like I was getting tickled by my weird Uncle Brad. Was it the 'alleged' drugs I was on, the magic healing crystals I got from this lady at the strip mall, or my lack of nerve endings from the ass whoopins my mom used to give? We really don't have an answer, but the point is Ushi, I'm going to come at you like a motherfuckin' spider monky and there's not much you can do to prepare for that, because with me, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. I am 'Trailer Park Princess', 'That Bitch', and of course 'The Last Women's Champion'. I am all of these, the perfect little mix of gunpowder and lead. CruiserClash will be just another reason that...
YOU WILL REMEMBER THE NAME...
MERCEDES
ALEXUS
DEMAREUX
FADE TO BLACK!
"You know it's kinda funny that I literally just walked into this wrestling gig and I won this very title in my first match, then I lost it, then was able to take it again to be the last champion, the last woman to EVER hold this. A legacy that will follow me until the day I hang up my spandex. This wrestling shit, just comes to me naturally unlike that thunder cunt Karlie Nash who has to work at it like she has to work and make people like her. Which if you look at it, on one really likes her, she's like the last beer at the party. Like yeah you're thirsty, but it's a Natural Light and you done skipped over it about thirteen or fourteen other times and then you're finally like 'well I guess that's the only thing left', basically how Action Wrestling treats her. 'Well I guess she's a woman, put her in the match', but nobody's ever checked to see if she really has two sets of lips."
Mercedes just shrugs her shoulders.
"But enough about Karlie, because I could talk about that lame ass geriatric fisherman for hours. Let's talk about Ushi, as in 'Ewww she' gonna get an ass whoopin. I'm feelin' myself right now and I'm not talking about Karlie when she sees a slightly obese sixty year old woman sweating on an exercise bike. I'm talking about coming into my own as a wrestler, and I could really make another joke about Karlie and cumming here, but I feel it gets repetitive and Steve says I need to 'mature' a little bit since I have little girls that look up to me. It's tiring shit, because I literally am facing women who could be cast in 'Orange is the New Black'. I got a big ol' bitch that I've had to put a beating on a few times and guess what we're just gonna keep running it back, because we gotta have someone in there and who better than that behemoth known as Ushi right? Well I'm gonna make sure we settle all differences when it comes to who really deserves to be in the match for a shot at the Holiday Bash. You're a big brute ass bitch, but when it all comes down to it, Ushi, you never seem to be able to do anything with it. Me on the other hand, I use what god gave me, two fists, two feet, and an unnatural tolerance for pain. Check the internet, there's videos of me getting tasered and walking through that shit like I was getting tickled by my weird Uncle Brad. Was it the 'alleged' drugs I was on, the magic healing crystals I got from this lady at the strip mall, or my lack of nerve endings from the ass whoopins my mom used to give? We really don't have an answer, but the point is Ushi, I'm going to come at you like a motherfuckin' spider monky and there's not much you can do to prepare for that, because with me, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. I am 'Trailer Park Princess', 'That Bitch', and of course 'The Last Women's Champion'. I am all of these, the perfect little mix of gunpowder and lead. CruiserClash will be just another reason that...
YOU WILL REMEMBER THE NAME...
MERCEDES
ALEXUS
DEMAREUX
FADE TO BLACK!