Post by Jody Madrox on Dec 6, 2023 21:32:36 GMT -5
Unknown: Due to Jody Madrox not being in the mood to show his "face", he’s decided to hire someone who is going to speak as him ... .uh, have a good time?
After that “announcement” was made, we see random stock footage of B rated cartoons in the 1950s, and other assortments of blizzard ads that included Omega Shampoo. Then it shows a man sitting on a stool, behind a green screen. That man is non other than David Liebe Hart or as Jody call him “Po’Pa Jones” from the days of him being his roadie. We see Po’Pa simply staring at the camera with a smile on his face.
Po’Pa Jones: Hello my space plutonian of the Omega Hemisphere, i’m Po’Pa Jones and I am here to let you all know that my friend and former Roadie of mines named Jody Madrox has decided to let me speak on behalf of him. I know it’s not like him to not do his thing, but he wanted me to get some camera time for this Omega Wrestling thin–
Then off screen he’s told “ACTION WRESTLING” then he said oh as he continues to speak.
Po’Pa Jones: Oh right Backtion Restluing, he’s taking on a woman named Lioibe Martiain and TJ Ramderlerson…
We see a freeze frame over his face, then it cuts to an ad for the Omega Shampoo that was being used in the shower by Jan Skylar from Channel 5, with Dr Steve Brue “helping” her using the shampoo, but then it aruptly cuts back to Po’Pa reading his script then quickly tosses it away just as the camera were rolling.
Po’Pa Jones: Oh yeah now I know the names of Jody’s opponents, it’s Niobe and TJ, those two whom he’s had shared past moments with in Yuction Zesluting, and he wants it to be known that he has no qualms about taking them on. It’s like how I once was abducted by aliens and ended up marrying a spider woman in my sleep, once I woke up I ended up wanting to relive that again. Oh what was I talkin abou–
Then the green screen plays random matches of Niobe and TJ in bad quality, as stood up from the stool and tried to fight was is stock image of the two, then it abruptly cuts to a knock off TJ Alexander using the Omega Shampoo, which caught his hair on fire somehow then it cuts back to him standing infront of wrestling ring screen, as he speaks.
Po’Pa Jones: Oh man, I can’t wait for Joidy to take on those two salamine looking people. They are the most overrated hacks i’ve ever seen in my life! They make my puppets look more real then they could ever be, I know for a fact that TJ might be the best in line to get a shot at the Omega championship, but how will he grow his hair back if the shampoo will seer off his scalp?
Don’t get me started on Niobe, Joidy basically said that she would beat my spider woman in my sleep, when that isn’t the case at all! I know she might too be next in line to get the Omega championship, but can she burst out millions of spider eggs out of her body? No!, so she should be elsewhere with her emo looking duranfaga face of hers!
Then it cuts to a distorted and upside down clip of Niobe and TJ promos, with random fart noises for no reason. Then it shows the two’s own “highlights” with a pink filter, with japanese dubbed commentary, then it cuts to Jody coming on the scene looking like a homeless man drinking out of flask near Po’Pa.
Jody: Ahhh listen here…. Po’Pa might be wrong on names…and wrestling promotions… but he does have some thing right out of his dusty mouth…. TJ and Niobe… AHhhhhhaaa… need to steeppppp backkk where theyyyy come froommmmmm! I know TJ is sick of meeee… and for that to i say *burps*... cool!
I know I am sick of him too, it’s like… we are married and we haven’t even fucked on the honeymoon! I might as well go take Niobe to the honeymoon suite to seal the deal… ahhh…. Fuck all that shit, let me be real for a minute…
He stumbles around the studio with his flask he sips out of. Then he looks at the camera.
Jody: Omega Title condersership isn’t in my reach… because look at me… then look at that over inflated ego upstart TJ, he would think he could win the contendership and take that strap off the modern day Roman Cheify Gunn, man i don’t know if to laugh or drink more because thart sounds like a jokes…. Then here’s Niobe, I know she has a tenth of an ounce of this flask she would walk away with the contendership to the Omega Championship.
He pours the unknown substance on the ground.
Jody: Which is nothing to say the least, I mean I might be drunk, but even if I had a sober mind…she might have noooo chance in hellll she’ll walk away as the contender to the Omega title. Come hell or hgh… *burps*... or water…. Fuck, im not even on that wave of getting that shot of the Omega title contendership, but I know that I am the mood to act like I am able to win that right, even if I am not as omega as TJ or pretty as Niobe in the ring.
Consider this as a warning TJ and Niobe, that I will omega y’alls asses out and be the Alpha that Action Wresting needs for 2023 and beyond…. Or a sigma.. Gamma ray… whatever the greek fraternity/sororities AW has in stock within that belt division!
From there it replayed that Omega Shampoo with Jan Skylar in it’s eternity then it shows a Channel 5 logo as it faded off.
After that “announcement” was made, we see random stock footage of B rated cartoons in the 1950s, and other assortments of blizzard ads that included Omega Shampoo. Then it shows a man sitting on a stool, behind a green screen. That man is non other than David Liebe Hart or as Jody call him “Po’Pa Jones” from the days of him being his roadie. We see Po’Pa simply staring at the camera with a smile on his face.
Po’Pa Jones: Hello my space plutonian of the Omega Hemisphere, i’m Po’Pa Jones and I am here to let you all know that my friend and former Roadie of mines named Jody Madrox has decided to let me speak on behalf of him. I know it’s not like him to not do his thing, but he wanted me to get some camera time for this Omega Wrestling thin–
Then off screen he’s told “ACTION WRESTLING” then he said oh as he continues to speak.
Po’Pa Jones: Oh right Backtion Restluing, he’s taking on a woman named Lioibe Martiain and TJ Ramderlerson…
We see a freeze frame over his face, then it cuts to an ad for the Omega Shampoo that was being used in the shower by Jan Skylar from Channel 5, with Dr Steve Brue “helping” her using the shampoo, but then it aruptly cuts back to Po’Pa reading his script then quickly tosses it away just as the camera were rolling.
Po’Pa Jones: Oh yeah now I know the names of Jody’s opponents, it’s Niobe and TJ, those two whom he’s had shared past moments with in Yuction Zesluting, and he wants it to be known that he has no qualms about taking them on. It’s like how I once was abducted by aliens and ended up marrying a spider woman in my sleep, once I woke up I ended up wanting to relive that again. Oh what was I talkin abou–
Then the green screen plays random matches of Niobe and TJ in bad quality, as stood up from the stool and tried to fight was is stock image of the two, then it abruptly cuts to a knock off TJ Alexander using the Omega Shampoo, which caught his hair on fire somehow then it cuts back to him standing infront of wrestling ring screen, as he speaks.
Po’Pa Jones: Oh man, I can’t wait for Joidy to take on those two salamine looking people. They are the most overrated hacks i’ve ever seen in my life! They make my puppets look more real then they could ever be, I know for a fact that TJ might be the best in line to get a shot at the Omega championship, but how will he grow his hair back if the shampoo will seer off his scalp?
Don’t get me started on Niobe, Joidy basically said that she would beat my spider woman in my sleep, when that isn’t the case at all! I know she might too be next in line to get the Omega championship, but can she burst out millions of spider eggs out of her body? No!, so she should be elsewhere with her emo looking duranfaga face of hers!
Then it cuts to a distorted and upside down clip of Niobe and TJ promos, with random fart noises for no reason. Then it shows the two’s own “highlights” with a pink filter, with japanese dubbed commentary, then it cuts to Jody coming on the scene looking like a homeless man drinking out of flask near Po’Pa.
Jody: Ahhh listen here…. Po’Pa might be wrong on names…and wrestling promotions… but he does have some thing right out of his dusty mouth…. TJ and Niobe… AHhhhhhaaa… need to steeppppp backkk where theyyyy come froommmmmm! I know TJ is sick of meeee… and for that to i say *burps*... cool!
I know I am sick of him too, it’s like… we are married and we haven’t even fucked on the honeymoon! I might as well go take Niobe to the honeymoon suite to seal the deal… ahhh…. Fuck all that shit, let me be real for a minute…
He stumbles around the studio with his flask he sips out of. Then he looks at the camera.
Jody: Omega Title condersership isn’t in my reach… because look at me… then look at that over inflated ego upstart TJ, he would think he could win the contendership and take that strap off the modern day Roman Cheify Gunn, man i don’t know if to laugh or drink more because thart sounds like a jokes…. Then here’s Niobe, I know she has a tenth of an ounce of this flask she would walk away with the contendership to the Omega Championship.
He pours the unknown substance on the ground.
Jody: Which is nothing to say the least, I mean I might be drunk, but even if I had a sober mind…she might have noooo chance in hellll she’ll walk away as the contender to the Omega title. Come hell or hgh… *burps*... or water…. Fuck, im not even on that wave of getting that shot of the Omega title contendership, but I know that I am the mood to act like I am able to win that right, even if I am not as omega as TJ or pretty as Niobe in the ring.
Consider this as a warning TJ and Niobe, that I will omega y’alls asses out and be the Alpha that Action Wresting needs for 2023 and beyond…. Or a sigma.. Gamma ray… whatever the greek fraternity/sororities AW has in stock within that belt division!
From there it replayed that Omega Shampoo with Jan Skylar in it’s eternity then it shows a Channel 5 logo as it faded off.