Post by Jody Madrox on Nov 27, 2023 2:00:41 GMT -5
It opens up to an unknown room, somewhere in California, where there was a big old Box TV that had static on the screen. Then it randomly switches different channels, including most of the Trial By Fire TV title contenders promos so far. Then it turns off once again, then the room goes dark, as the lights cuts back on, we see a TV that is hanging above a ceiling with a picture of Jody on the screen, as he speaks through the image.
Jody: You see people, we all want to watch some TV right? We want to consume what is on the screen every single time its on. If it wasn’t for the TV, then people wouldn’t have to waste so much electricity, waste their time watching something that doesn’t mean much in the grand scheme of things. I mean, I do watch TV…. but now, not really, not to say TV is bad for you but… sometimes a good thing can be a bad thing.
Then a few inches away, shows a flat screen TV that shows the current champion’s exploits and how he risen to the occasion with the belt.
Jody: People have been seeing what this Dragur is about since he’s been in the mind of the viewers at home or in the arena, he’s the one who maintains this era of non TV watchers to watch something again, mostly on the wrestling side of things. His stuff would make a good show, on par with Xena The Warrior Princess levels of content, not to say his stuff is bad but think about it… why else would be the TV champion when someone like Billy Ray would straight up call him out on it?
Then another TV that was ten feet away, was a broken big box TV from the 90s that was showing bootleg like quality towards TJ Alexander and his exploits in AW so far.
Jody: Ah, my friend and mortal up right citizen. I’ve lost count on how many times we had crossed paths with one another, and that alone is what I would like to call, New York Undercover. Now, i’m not saying he’s a fed or anything, but how often is he honest with his own intentions in the ring or anywhere else in life itself? That’s a question for the viewers at home can determine on their own time, but i will say that I will be honored to keep our involvement in syndication.
Then we see another flat screen TV, with a small crack on the upper left side of it, where we see montages of this Fredy Whoa Jr guy in all it’s glory.
Jody: Eh… i don’t know much about him, but he kinda gives off Family Guy mid season replacement for Meg, that’s how much I feel about him because he seems like a forgotten piece to this trail by fire thing. I mean, not to say he’s worth nothing to these viewers, but lets be honest would you rather see Meg Griffin in this match, or the never ending Hallmark lead into obscurity in Action Wrestling? Like I said… let you all decide that for yourselves.
Then we see another flat screen TV that was in a glass case, with a fancy mantle on it, that shows the greatness of Jessie Lee and her latest exploits.
Jody: Ah, yes Jessie Lee, the chick who could make it as the lead in Orange Is The New Black or even The Sopranos if they needed the inverse of the main character and his thing for gabago or whatever deli slice he eats all the time. I am not going to say that, I think she gives off the whole vibe of her being green lit to star on her own show, i think that’s the reason why she’s in that big glass case, because she thinks she’s a supastar. A person who thinks she’s better than everyone else, when in reality she’s on a casting couch waiting to get her big load on… now, you can search that on your own time folks, you didn’t hear that from me!
Then we got one last TV which was standing on it’s legs with a big mantel supporting it, then we hear some Dawson Creek ass music for Hot Shot Wayne Austin and Chase Jackson montages of their own exploits in AW as well.
Jody: Ah Chase and Hot Shot, I mean if CW wanted they could get them on their low budget shows as rival football jocks who are vying to get that one lonely, ugly girls attention for brownie points… ah Not Another Teen Movie would be way more watchable than those two could ever do in the ring at this rate, shit I can be a token black guy who can’t seem to get them white women or in this case the Television Championship, which will be the plot point for me as this PPV comes along.
Then below the hanging TV, we see a replica of the AW TV title, surrounded by candles in a circle-like state, and the flames were growing a bit higher.
Jody: Everyone is vyin for a fire, people want to burn themselves ablaze for a shot at the TV title. Sounds like a fun concept to me, I mean if we all have to burn ourselves at the stake at Turmoil then well, I guess it is worth it to say the least. I don’t even know where to start with these opponents whom i just referenced on the TV screens in this room, but what I will say is that it’s been told that I know I won’t be leaving here with the title, I can easily pretend to be all high and mighty over thinking i’m the best on some Captain Toad shit, but not really you see. I am the realist man on this match, and will not be losin no sleep over not achieving the whole trail by fire thing at the PPV. I am the least likely person that would be last, so I have that going for me at least.
So to those in this trail, keep your head on a swivel because i’m going to chop em off and throw it at the devil. Sounds cliche i know, but that's how i’m going on after this match, because each and everyone one of them knows what’s to come….
ME BEA–
Then the TV from the ceiling fell on the floor and it broke into pieces, as the candles are still lighting around the belt as the AW logo shows.
Jody: You see people, we all want to watch some TV right? We want to consume what is on the screen every single time its on. If it wasn’t for the TV, then people wouldn’t have to waste so much electricity, waste their time watching something that doesn’t mean much in the grand scheme of things. I mean, I do watch TV…. but now, not really, not to say TV is bad for you but… sometimes a good thing can be a bad thing.
Then a few inches away, shows a flat screen TV that shows the current champion’s exploits and how he risen to the occasion with the belt.
Jody: People have been seeing what this Dragur is about since he’s been in the mind of the viewers at home or in the arena, he’s the one who maintains this era of non TV watchers to watch something again, mostly on the wrestling side of things. His stuff would make a good show, on par with Xena The Warrior Princess levels of content, not to say his stuff is bad but think about it… why else would be the TV champion when someone like Billy Ray would straight up call him out on it?
Then another TV that was ten feet away, was a broken big box TV from the 90s that was showing bootleg like quality towards TJ Alexander and his exploits in AW so far.
Jody: Ah, my friend and mortal up right citizen. I’ve lost count on how many times we had crossed paths with one another, and that alone is what I would like to call, New York Undercover. Now, i’m not saying he’s a fed or anything, but how often is he honest with his own intentions in the ring or anywhere else in life itself? That’s a question for the viewers at home can determine on their own time, but i will say that I will be honored to keep our involvement in syndication.
Then we see another flat screen TV, with a small crack on the upper left side of it, where we see montages of this Fredy Whoa Jr guy in all it’s glory.
Jody: Eh… i don’t know much about him, but he kinda gives off Family Guy mid season replacement for Meg, that’s how much I feel about him because he seems like a forgotten piece to this trail by fire thing. I mean, not to say he’s worth nothing to these viewers, but lets be honest would you rather see Meg Griffin in this match, or the never ending Hallmark lead into obscurity in Action Wrestling? Like I said… let you all decide that for yourselves.
Then we see another flat screen TV that was in a glass case, with a fancy mantle on it, that shows the greatness of Jessie Lee and her latest exploits.
Jody: Ah, yes Jessie Lee, the chick who could make it as the lead in Orange Is The New Black or even The Sopranos if they needed the inverse of the main character and his thing for gabago or whatever deli slice he eats all the time. I am not going to say that, I think she gives off the whole vibe of her being green lit to star on her own show, i think that’s the reason why she’s in that big glass case, because she thinks she’s a supastar. A person who thinks she’s better than everyone else, when in reality she’s on a casting couch waiting to get her big load on… now, you can search that on your own time folks, you didn’t hear that from me!
Then we got one last TV which was standing on it’s legs with a big mantel supporting it, then we hear some Dawson Creek ass music for Hot Shot Wayne Austin and Chase Jackson montages of their own exploits in AW as well.
Jody: Ah Chase and Hot Shot, I mean if CW wanted they could get them on their low budget shows as rival football jocks who are vying to get that one lonely, ugly girls attention for brownie points… ah Not Another Teen Movie would be way more watchable than those two could ever do in the ring at this rate, shit I can be a token black guy who can’t seem to get them white women or in this case the Television Championship, which will be the plot point for me as this PPV comes along.
Then below the hanging TV, we see a replica of the AW TV title, surrounded by candles in a circle-like state, and the flames were growing a bit higher.
Jody: Everyone is vyin for a fire, people want to burn themselves ablaze for a shot at the TV title. Sounds like a fun concept to me, I mean if we all have to burn ourselves at the stake at Turmoil then well, I guess it is worth it to say the least. I don’t even know where to start with these opponents whom i just referenced on the TV screens in this room, but what I will say is that it’s been told that I know I won’t be leaving here with the title, I can easily pretend to be all high and mighty over thinking i’m the best on some Captain Toad shit, but not really you see. I am the realist man on this match, and will not be losin no sleep over not achieving the whole trail by fire thing at the PPV. I am the least likely person that would be last, so I have that going for me at least.
So to those in this trail, keep your head on a swivel because i’m going to chop em off and throw it at the devil. Sounds cliche i know, but that's how i’m going on after this match, because each and everyone one of them knows what’s to come….
ME BEA–
Then the TV from the ceiling fell on the floor and it broke into pieces, as the candles are still lighting around the belt as the AW logo shows.