Post by Hot Shot Wayne Austin on Nov 26, 2023 22:56:31 GMT -5
Hot Shot Wayne Austin grabs the mic, the crowd roaring in anticipation as he begins his legendary promo.
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: OH FUCK YEAH. Hot Shot Wayne Austin in the damn ring, and I got something to say.
You see, I've been cracking open WayneWizers, raising hell, and whipping ass for a long damn time. And tonight, I got my eyes set on something special – that Television Championship.
The crowd erupts in cheers as Hot Shot paces around the ring.
Hot Shot Wayne Austin : Now, don't get me wrong, I've had my fair share of gold around this waist, but the Television Championship, that's a different kind of beast. It's about being a fighting champion, defending that title week in and week out. And that's something Hot Shot Wayne Austin can damn well appreciate.
The Hot Shot takes a pause, staring directly into the camera.
Hot Shot Wayne Austin : You see, when Hot Shot Wayne Austin the champ, it ain't just about holding a piece of metal around your waist. It's about being the BADDEST BADASS in this business. It's about cracking open a cold one, hearing that sweet sound of glass breaking, and then whooping whoever's standing in that damn ring.
The crowd cheers even louder, fully behind Hot Shot Wayne Austin .
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: So, whoever holds that Television Championship when its my time to enter that gauntlet, you better lace up them boots real tight because Hot Shot Wayne Austin is coming. I'll stomp a mud hole in your candy ass and walk it dry. This ain't just about beer and ass-kicking; it's about being the meanest, toughest, and the baddest son of a BITCH in the whole damn promotion.
Hot Shot Wayne Austin raises his fist, and the crowd erupts in "Hot Shot Wayne Austin " chants.
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: And that Television Championship? It's just a formality. Hot Shot Wayne Austin is gonna drink some beer, kick some ass, and walk out with that gold. And that's the bottom line 'cause Hot Shot Wayne Austin SAID THATS HOW ITS GONNA BE!
The crowd goes wild as Hot Shot Wayne Austin drops the mic, his theme music hits, and he exits the ring, leaving an electrified audience in his wake.
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: OH FUCK YEAH. Hot Shot Wayne Austin in the damn ring, and I got something to say.
You see, I've been cracking open WayneWizers, raising hell, and whipping ass for a long damn time. And tonight, I got my eyes set on something special – that Television Championship.
The crowd erupts in cheers as Hot Shot paces around the ring.
Hot Shot Wayne Austin : Now, don't get me wrong, I've had my fair share of gold around this waist, but the Television Championship, that's a different kind of beast. It's about being a fighting champion, defending that title week in and week out. And that's something Hot Shot Wayne Austin can damn well appreciate.
The Hot Shot takes a pause, staring directly into the camera.
Hot Shot Wayne Austin : You see, when Hot Shot Wayne Austin the champ, it ain't just about holding a piece of metal around your waist. It's about being the BADDEST BADASS in this business. It's about cracking open a cold one, hearing that sweet sound of glass breaking, and then whooping whoever's standing in that damn ring.
The crowd cheers even louder, fully behind Hot Shot Wayne Austin .
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: So, whoever holds that Television Championship when its my time to enter that gauntlet, you better lace up them boots real tight because Hot Shot Wayne Austin is coming. I'll stomp a mud hole in your candy ass and walk it dry. This ain't just about beer and ass-kicking; it's about being the meanest, toughest, and the baddest son of a BITCH in the whole damn promotion.
Hot Shot Wayne Austin raises his fist, and the crowd erupts in "Hot Shot Wayne Austin " chants.
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: And that Television Championship? It's just a formality. Hot Shot Wayne Austin is gonna drink some beer, kick some ass, and walk out with that gold. And that's the bottom line 'cause Hot Shot Wayne Austin SAID THATS HOW ITS GONNA BE!
The crowd goes wild as Hot Shot Wayne Austin drops the mic, his theme music hits, and he exits the ring, leaving an electrified audience in his wake.