Post by Freddy Whoa Jr. on Nov 26, 2023 22:49:05 GMT -5
Yo, listen up, it's Freddy Whoa Jr.
Gotta drop some truth, make it crystal clear.
Screw Dragor put Konnors in the match
He's the one with his hand up his rear!
He's in charge of the ihop like a boss with a plan,
ima cook up that dinosaur lizard, the real grand slam.
T-Rex roars, echoes in the air
Konnors in control, we know it aint fair!
Talk about a talker, can this dude even fight?
Gotta tell a story 'bout Chase, it's not a slight.
Madrox and Jackson, they claim to be tough,
But when it comes to the cheese, they ain't cutting enough.
Chase, you say you're edgy, you say you're bold,
But in the cheese game, man, you're growing old.
Madrox should get John Black to be his Whitney and Bobby
Oh wait he does, and he still a major jobb-y!
Yo yo, let me tell you something, I spit the truth
Jessie Lee's a tough bitch, no denying her youth.
She's a force to be reckoned with, no doubt,
But the victory's elusive, that's what it's all about.
Jessie Lee, you're strong, you're breaking the mold,
But claiming that W, it's a story untold.
Ya know what screw everyone else
its all about I, my, the Champ is me
I'll pin everybody from the start
Freddy Whoa Junior is the Champ of TV.
Gotta drop some truth, make it crystal clear.
Screw Dragor put Konnors in the match
He's the one with his hand up his rear!
He's in charge of the ihop like a boss with a plan,
ima cook up that dinosaur lizard, the real grand slam.
T-Rex roars, echoes in the air
Konnors in control, we know it aint fair!
Talk about a talker, can this dude even fight?
Gotta tell a story 'bout Chase, it's not a slight.
Madrox and Jackson, they claim to be tough,
But when it comes to the cheese, they ain't cutting enough.
Chase, you say you're edgy, you say you're bold,
But in the cheese game, man, you're growing old.
Madrox should get John Black to be his Whitney and Bobby
Oh wait he does, and he still a major jobb-y!
Yo yo, let me tell you something, I spit the truth
Jessie Lee's a tough bitch, no denying her youth.
She's a force to be reckoned with, no doubt,
But the victory's elusive, that's what it's all about.
Jessie Lee, you're strong, you're breaking the mold,
But claiming that W, it's a story untold.
Ya know what screw everyone else
its all about I, my, the Champ is me
I'll pin everybody from the start
Freddy Whoa Junior is the Champ of TV.
Yo, for real, I'm HIM, I'm the playa and I should be Television Champion. Ain't nobody here to see campy Sci-Fi bullshit on CBS every Monday, what they want is athletic wrestling, brother. What they want is professional wrestling and that's me jack daddy, playa! I'm not just a second generation superstar, I'm the Mouth who knows what its about! I'm the best Cruiserweight on CruiserClash and I'm telling you, I got this in the bag!
Draugr don't even have enough letters in his name, and the dude don't talk. We need someone to uphold the Television title who can talk, cut promos, who can rap and sing. I'm a triple threat baby. I can wrestle, I can act, I can rap, I'm the most entertaining, athletic, superstar there is in Action Wrestling.
Jessie Lee? Jody MAdrox? HOt Shot Wayne Austin? Are you kidding me? What the hell is this Monday Night Clash shit now? What happened to the game I love. Come on. This is easy, peasy. I'm a smoke these fools like a gat, I'll see ya'll at Turmoil.
Sofi stadium gon' be POPPIN', PUMPIN', groovy and JUMPIN' for the PLAYA baby. Get ready.