Post by Dake Ken Jr. on Nov 25, 2023 14:14:00 GMT -5
The crowd goes kind of crazy as Dake Ken Sr and his son, the main event superstar facing Teo and Angelo this Thursday at Turmoil for the All In briefcase enter the ring. Big Sr. grabs the microphone first as the crowd is in a frenzy as the two stand in the ring.
Big Sr: Listen up, freaks! It's time for me to drop some knowledge and lay down some undeniable truth. Now, you may know me as the RAD DAD, the BIG BAD BOOTY DUDEY, but I'm here tonight to talk about something even more incredible - my son! That's right, ladies and gentlemen, my flesh and blood, my own little masterpiece, the apple of my eye - he's the greatest wrestler this industry has ever seen! He's got the skills, the talent, and the HALL OF FAME DNA coursing through his veins. He's a god dang wrestling prodigy, and I'll be damned if I don't tell the whole world about it!
The crowd pops.
Big Sr: The way he moves in that ring, it's poetry in motion! He's got the strength to send opponents flyin' with a single pop up powerbomb and the agility to catch 'em off guard with that gravity-defying, rib-breaking SPEAR! I've trained him to be a wrestling machine, a force to be reckoned with, and he's surpassed even my own expectations. Every night, I watch him tear it up in that squared circle, leaving fans awestruck and opponents in his dust. And yet, somehow, the powers that be seem blind to his brilliance! They keep him trapped in undercard matches, deprived of the main event spot he truly deserves. Well, let me tell you somethin', the powers that be better wake up and smell the freakin' roses! Brady Bolt you better be listenin' up you coward, you need to open their eyes and see that my boy is the future of this business. He's got more charisma, more in-ring ability, and more potential than anyone currently headlining those main events and that includes little Teo Blaze!
The crowd pops for Teo.
Big Sr: I was in WCF and I know what Teo is about! Building orphanages, building lucha-churches, let me tell you somethin' you little midget FREAK, you can build all the geek squad nerderys for all the big DORKS in the world but there is one thing you lack you son of a bitch, and that's real, raw BIG BAD TALENT like my son Dake Ken Jr has! Teo, you may have taken Downfall to his limits and beat that goth freak Corey Black but baby, my son was a puberty hair away from being WORLD CHAMPION and thats something you've never accomplished here in AW, brat!
The crowd boos.
Big Sr: Back to my apple of my eye! I've seen his blood, sweat, and tears up close. I've witnessed his dedication, his unwavering commitment to this industry, and it's time the world gets a taste of what he can truly offer. So, you listen here, all you promoters, bookers, and decision-makers - put my son in the damn main event already! And watch the magic unfold! Because mark my words, freaks, when my son steps into that spotlight, he'll electrify the arenas like nobody else, leaving a trail of shattered dreams and broken bodies in his wake. He's destined for greatness, and it's about damn time the whole world knows it. And ya know what? It's time my son goes ALL IN!
The crowd boos.
Big Sr: Ahh yeah, I hope you're listening Jerald AngeliniMcweeny! I hope you got millions saved up cause after Thursday at Turmoil, you're going to need to drop a few stacks to fix those yellow! Crooked! Broken teeth and that jaw of yours cause your face is going to be smashed in and ya know what? You're not the real Hollywood Hunk around here we remember Sam Kidsgrove and I'm telling you right now you should have taken that 2 dollars 20 years ago and got yourself a cab and got the hell out of town cause Kidsgrove is turning over in his grave knowing you stole everything he ever worked for!
The crowd boos as his son whispers something in his ear. Big Sr is shocked at the news and continues.
Big Sr: Oh, Kidsgrove is still alive but either way take that two dollars and you should have ordered a prostitute and bust a load or something cause your movies SUCK!
The crowd boos as Sr puts his foot on the bottom rope.
Big Sr: So, be warned, all you so-called main eventers! Teo and Angelo, Thursday is comin'! The day is coming when my son will take his rightful place at the top of the industry, and when that day arrives, no one, I mean NO ONE, will be able to deny his greatness. He is the future, the embodiment of DAKE KEN dominance, and I'm one proud papa to watch him take this wrestling world by storm. Now I'm single and I'm ready to tear this arena up so if you wanna get loose with the DAKE KEN GOOSE BABY, LET ME HEAR YA!
The girls scream as flashbulbs pop off and Dake Ken Jr, the actual contracted AW superstar grabs the microphone.
Dake Ken Jr: Listen up, people! You're looking at the future, the alpha dog, THE SPEAR FEARER, the one who's gonna dominate this industry like no one else before. That's right, it's me, Dake Freakin' Ken FREAKIN Junior! And I've got a message for Teo and Angelo, the so-called top dogs around here. You two think you're the cream of the crop? You think you're untouchable? Well, let me tell you something, boys - at Turmoil, it's all gonna change. You may have had your time in the sun, but now it's my turn to shine, and when I step into that ring with you, mark my words, it's gonna be a whole different ballgame.
Teo, you've been strutting around with that puny Cruiserweight Tag Team championship like you're the cock of the walk, but let me remind you, titles are meant to be taken. And come Turmoil, I'm gonna strip that gold right off your waist and wear it proudly myself. Because I think Two Gents combined equals HALF OF ME and I'm 50% ass kicker and you're 0% NOBODY! You're gonna see firsthand what it's like to face a real powerhouse, a guy who's all brawn, all brains, and all heart. Teo, prepare to be broken in half because Turmoil is about ME and it's certainly not about YOU.
Angelo, my man, I've seen you tangle with the best of 'em, but let me tell you, you ain't got what it takes to stop the onslaught of the Dake Ken Jr, pal! You were World Champion. Congrats!
You were United States Champion! CONGRATS!
You're the precious babyboy holder of the All In! THATS BAD LUCK FOR YOU.
Your technical skills may be impressive, but when it comes down to sheer power and raw aggression, you're gonna fall short, my friend. Prepare for a beat down like you've never experienced before. And as for thatbriefcase Gerard! Well, boys, it holds my ticket to the top. I'm all in, and I'm cashing in at Turmoil.
The crowd pops!
Dake Ken Jr: YUP, you heard me, when I win the briefcase, IM CASHING IN! When the dust settles, I will be the Action Wrestling World Heavyweight World Champion, and there's not a damn thing you or anyone else can do about it. I've got the pedigree, the genetics, and the drive to make it to the pinnacle of this industry. So, Angelo, Teo, enjoy your last moments as champions, because when Dake Ken Jr comes crashing down on you, your reigns will crumble, your hearts will be broken, your bodies will be tangled, and your momentum will be halted!
The crowd boos.
Dake Ken Jr: I'm here to redefine what it means to be a wrestling superstar. I'm here to dominate, to smash through the competition and become the face of this company. So get ready, Teo, Angelo, and anyone else who thinks they can stand in my way - I'm coming for you, and there's no escaping my fate! FEAR THE SPEAR cause IM THE DUDE WITH THE ATTITUDE!
Dake drops the mic as they both go into the turnbuckles and start posing as lights strobe and the crowd boos.
We're backstage as Dake Ken Jr is sitting on a production box wiping the sweat off of him as he just defeated a local wrestler in 2 minutes.
Dake Ken Jr: I've got something to say about Gerard Angelo, the so-called actor who thinks he can just waltz into this wrestling world and take over. Well, let me tell you something, Angelo - you may be a decent wrestler, but when it comes to acting, you're a complete and utter joke! I've seen ALL your movies, Angelo, and let me tell you, they suck! They're so bad that they make 'The Room' look like an Oscar-winning masterpiece. Your acting is so wooden that it makes me cringe. You're like a robot with no emotions or depth, just going through the motions and reciting lines like a programmed drone.
And don't even get me started on your dialogue! It's like you're reading from a script written by a 5-year-old. Your lines are cheesy, predictable, and downright cringe-worthy. You make Vin Diesel look like Meryl Streep! I mean, come on, Angelo! How can anyone take you seriously as a wrestler when your acting skills are so abysmal? It's like you're trying to be a jack of all trades but mastering none. You should stick to what you know best - wrestling - and leave the acting to the professionals.
Because let me tell you something else, Angelo - I am one of the best wrestlers in this industry today. I may not have as many accolades as you do, but trust me when I say this - I will surpass you in every way possible. I will be the one who dominates this industry, not some washed-up actor trying to make a comeback. So listen up, Angelo - I'm coming for you. I'm coming for your All In briefcase, your acting career, and your reputation as a wrestler. And when I step into that ring with you, mark my words, it's gonna be a whole different ballgame. You may have had your time in the sun, but now it's my turn to shine.
I'm willing to bet after Turmoil, I'll be getting the call to star in whatever Hollywood film I want. Shit, Paramount+ gave Zombie a role in Tremors reboot, you kidding me?!
And Teo Blaze? Oh god. The so-called Cruiserweight who thinks he can just fly around the ring and win matches with his acrobatics. Well, let me tell you something, Teo - you may be a decent wrestler, but when it comes to mental fortitude and mental toughness, you're a complete and utter joke! I've seen your matches, Teo, and let me tell you, they're boring! You're just a bunch of flips and flying moves with no substance or strategy. You're like a human pinball, bouncing around the ring without any real direction or purpose. You may be able to impress the crowd with your acrobatics, but you can't win matches with just that.
And don't even get me started on your mental game! You lack the mental fortitude and mental toughness to compete at the highest level. You fold under pressure like a deck of cards, and you can't handle the intensity of a real wrestling match. You're like a leaf in the wind, easily blown off course by the slightest breeze. I mean, come on, Teo! How can anyone take you seriously as a wrestler when your matches are so predictable and lackluster? It's like you're trying to be a circus performer instead of a wrestler. You should stick to what you know best - flipping and flying - and leave the serious stuff to the real wrestlers.
Because let me tell you something else, Teo - I am one of the best wrestlers in this industry today. I may not have as many accolades as you do, but trust me when I say this - I will surpass you in every way possible. I will be the one who dominates this industry, not some flashy Cruiserweight trying to make a name for himself.
He stands up and gets intense into the lens of the camera.
Dake Ken Jr: IM DAKE KEN JUNIOR! I WAS THE MOST DOMINANT FORCE IN OMEGA WRESTLING AND NOW THAT IM HERE IN AW TO PLAY WITH THE BIG BOYS AND GIRLS, YOU'RE IN FOR A RUDE AWAKENING CAUSE NOW ITS TIME FOR ME TO DESTROY EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU. ITS TIME FOR YOU TO PLAY ON MY TIME! MY WATCH! MY GAME!
IM GOING TO SMASH YOU BOTH AND BECOME THE NEW ALL IN AND THEN 20 MINUTES LATER IM GOING TO CASH IN AND BECOME THE NEXT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION AND THERE ISNT A GOD DAMN THING ANYONE IS GOING TO DO ABOUT IT..
ITS TIME FOR YOU TO FEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
He wipes his lip and looks directly into the camera and deeply whispers..
The spear.
The camera cuts out. Scene is over.
Big Sr: Listen up, freaks! It's time for me to drop some knowledge and lay down some undeniable truth. Now, you may know me as the RAD DAD, the BIG BAD BOOTY DUDEY, but I'm here tonight to talk about something even more incredible - my son! That's right, ladies and gentlemen, my flesh and blood, my own little masterpiece, the apple of my eye - he's the greatest wrestler this industry has ever seen! He's got the skills, the talent, and the HALL OF FAME DNA coursing through his veins. He's a god dang wrestling prodigy, and I'll be damned if I don't tell the whole world about it!
The crowd pops.
Big Sr: The way he moves in that ring, it's poetry in motion! He's got the strength to send opponents flyin' with a single pop up powerbomb and the agility to catch 'em off guard with that gravity-defying, rib-breaking SPEAR! I've trained him to be a wrestling machine, a force to be reckoned with, and he's surpassed even my own expectations. Every night, I watch him tear it up in that squared circle, leaving fans awestruck and opponents in his dust. And yet, somehow, the powers that be seem blind to his brilliance! They keep him trapped in undercard matches, deprived of the main event spot he truly deserves. Well, let me tell you somethin', the powers that be better wake up and smell the freakin' roses! Brady Bolt you better be listenin' up you coward, you need to open their eyes and see that my boy is the future of this business. He's got more charisma, more in-ring ability, and more potential than anyone currently headlining those main events and that includes little Teo Blaze!
The crowd pops for Teo.
Big Sr: I was in WCF and I know what Teo is about! Building orphanages, building lucha-churches, let me tell you somethin' you little midget FREAK, you can build all the geek squad nerderys for all the big DORKS in the world but there is one thing you lack you son of a bitch, and that's real, raw BIG BAD TALENT like my son Dake Ken Jr has! Teo, you may have taken Downfall to his limits and beat that goth freak Corey Black but baby, my son was a puberty hair away from being WORLD CHAMPION and thats something you've never accomplished here in AW, brat!
The crowd boos.
Big Sr: Back to my apple of my eye! I've seen his blood, sweat, and tears up close. I've witnessed his dedication, his unwavering commitment to this industry, and it's time the world gets a taste of what he can truly offer. So, you listen here, all you promoters, bookers, and decision-makers - put my son in the damn main event already! And watch the magic unfold! Because mark my words, freaks, when my son steps into that spotlight, he'll electrify the arenas like nobody else, leaving a trail of shattered dreams and broken bodies in his wake. He's destined for greatness, and it's about damn time the whole world knows it. And ya know what? It's time my son goes ALL IN!
The crowd boos.
Big Sr: Ahh yeah, I hope you're listening Jerald AngeliniMcweeny! I hope you got millions saved up cause after Thursday at Turmoil, you're going to need to drop a few stacks to fix those yellow! Crooked! Broken teeth and that jaw of yours cause your face is going to be smashed in and ya know what? You're not the real Hollywood Hunk around here we remember Sam Kidsgrove and I'm telling you right now you should have taken that 2 dollars 20 years ago and got yourself a cab and got the hell out of town cause Kidsgrove is turning over in his grave knowing you stole everything he ever worked for!
The crowd boos as his son whispers something in his ear. Big Sr is shocked at the news and continues.
Big Sr: Oh, Kidsgrove is still alive but either way take that two dollars and you should have ordered a prostitute and bust a load or something cause your movies SUCK!
The crowd boos as Sr puts his foot on the bottom rope.
Big Sr: So, be warned, all you so-called main eventers! Teo and Angelo, Thursday is comin'! The day is coming when my son will take his rightful place at the top of the industry, and when that day arrives, no one, I mean NO ONE, will be able to deny his greatness. He is the future, the embodiment of DAKE KEN dominance, and I'm one proud papa to watch him take this wrestling world by storm. Now I'm single and I'm ready to tear this arena up so if you wanna get loose with the DAKE KEN GOOSE BABY, LET ME HEAR YA!
The girls scream as flashbulbs pop off and Dake Ken Jr, the actual contracted AW superstar grabs the microphone.
Dake Ken Jr: Listen up, people! You're looking at the future, the alpha dog, THE SPEAR FEARER, the one who's gonna dominate this industry like no one else before. That's right, it's me, Dake Freakin' Ken FREAKIN Junior! And I've got a message for Teo and Angelo, the so-called top dogs around here. You two think you're the cream of the crop? You think you're untouchable? Well, let me tell you something, boys - at Turmoil, it's all gonna change. You may have had your time in the sun, but now it's my turn to shine, and when I step into that ring with you, mark my words, it's gonna be a whole different ballgame.
Teo, you've been strutting around with that puny Cruiserweight Tag Team championship like you're the cock of the walk, but let me remind you, titles are meant to be taken. And come Turmoil, I'm gonna strip that gold right off your waist and wear it proudly myself. Because I think Two Gents combined equals HALF OF ME and I'm 50% ass kicker and you're 0% NOBODY! You're gonna see firsthand what it's like to face a real powerhouse, a guy who's all brawn, all brains, and all heart. Teo, prepare to be broken in half because Turmoil is about ME and it's certainly not about YOU.
Angelo, my man, I've seen you tangle with the best of 'em, but let me tell you, you ain't got what it takes to stop the onslaught of the Dake Ken Jr, pal! You were World Champion. Congrats!
You were United States Champion! CONGRATS!
You're the precious babyboy holder of the All In! THATS BAD LUCK FOR YOU.
Your technical skills may be impressive, but when it comes down to sheer power and raw aggression, you're gonna fall short, my friend. Prepare for a beat down like you've never experienced before. And as for thatbriefcase Gerard! Well, boys, it holds my ticket to the top. I'm all in, and I'm cashing in at Turmoil.
The crowd pops!
Dake Ken Jr: YUP, you heard me, when I win the briefcase, IM CASHING IN! When the dust settles, I will be the Action Wrestling World Heavyweight World Champion, and there's not a damn thing you or anyone else can do about it. I've got the pedigree, the genetics, and the drive to make it to the pinnacle of this industry. So, Angelo, Teo, enjoy your last moments as champions, because when Dake Ken Jr comes crashing down on you, your reigns will crumble, your hearts will be broken, your bodies will be tangled, and your momentum will be halted!
The crowd boos.
Dake Ken Jr: I'm here to redefine what it means to be a wrestling superstar. I'm here to dominate, to smash through the competition and become the face of this company. So get ready, Teo, Angelo, and anyone else who thinks they can stand in my way - I'm coming for you, and there's no escaping my fate! FEAR THE SPEAR cause IM THE DUDE WITH THE ATTITUDE!
Dake drops the mic as they both go into the turnbuckles and start posing as lights strobe and the crowd boos.
We're backstage as Dake Ken Jr is sitting on a production box wiping the sweat off of him as he just defeated a local wrestler in 2 minutes.
Dake Ken Jr: I've got something to say about Gerard Angelo, the so-called actor who thinks he can just waltz into this wrestling world and take over. Well, let me tell you something, Angelo - you may be a decent wrestler, but when it comes to acting, you're a complete and utter joke! I've seen ALL your movies, Angelo, and let me tell you, they suck! They're so bad that they make 'The Room' look like an Oscar-winning masterpiece. Your acting is so wooden that it makes me cringe. You're like a robot with no emotions or depth, just going through the motions and reciting lines like a programmed drone.
And don't even get me started on your dialogue! It's like you're reading from a script written by a 5-year-old. Your lines are cheesy, predictable, and downright cringe-worthy. You make Vin Diesel look like Meryl Streep! I mean, come on, Angelo! How can anyone take you seriously as a wrestler when your acting skills are so abysmal? It's like you're trying to be a jack of all trades but mastering none. You should stick to what you know best - wrestling - and leave the acting to the professionals.
Because let me tell you something else, Angelo - I am one of the best wrestlers in this industry today. I may not have as many accolades as you do, but trust me when I say this - I will surpass you in every way possible. I will be the one who dominates this industry, not some washed-up actor trying to make a comeback. So listen up, Angelo - I'm coming for you. I'm coming for your All In briefcase, your acting career, and your reputation as a wrestler. And when I step into that ring with you, mark my words, it's gonna be a whole different ballgame. You may have had your time in the sun, but now it's my turn to shine.
I'm willing to bet after Turmoil, I'll be getting the call to star in whatever Hollywood film I want. Shit, Paramount+ gave Zombie a role in Tremors reboot, you kidding me?!
And Teo Blaze? Oh god. The so-called Cruiserweight who thinks he can just fly around the ring and win matches with his acrobatics. Well, let me tell you something, Teo - you may be a decent wrestler, but when it comes to mental fortitude and mental toughness, you're a complete and utter joke! I've seen your matches, Teo, and let me tell you, they're boring! You're just a bunch of flips and flying moves with no substance or strategy. You're like a human pinball, bouncing around the ring without any real direction or purpose. You may be able to impress the crowd with your acrobatics, but you can't win matches with just that.
And don't even get me started on your mental game! You lack the mental fortitude and mental toughness to compete at the highest level. You fold under pressure like a deck of cards, and you can't handle the intensity of a real wrestling match. You're like a leaf in the wind, easily blown off course by the slightest breeze. I mean, come on, Teo! How can anyone take you seriously as a wrestler when your matches are so predictable and lackluster? It's like you're trying to be a circus performer instead of a wrestler. You should stick to what you know best - flipping and flying - and leave the serious stuff to the real wrestlers.
Because let me tell you something else, Teo - I am one of the best wrestlers in this industry today. I may not have as many accolades as you do, but trust me when I say this - I will surpass you in every way possible. I will be the one who dominates this industry, not some flashy Cruiserweight trying to make a name for himself.
He stands up and gets intense into the lens of the camera.
Dake Ken Jr: IM DAKE KEN JUNIOR! I WAS THE MOST DOMINANT FORCE IN OMEGA WRESTLING AND NOW THAT IM HERE IN AW TO PLAY WITH THE BIG BOYS AND GIRLS, YOU'RE IN FOR A RUDE AWAKENING CAUSE NOW ITS TIME FOR ME TO DESTROY EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU. ITS TIME FOR YOU TO PLAY ON MY TIME! MY WATCH! MY GAME!
IM GOING TO SMASH YOU BOTH AND BECOME THE NEW ALL IN AND THEN 20 MINUTES LATER IM GOING TO CASH IN AND BECOME THE NEXT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION AND THERE ISNT A GOD DAMN THING ANYONE IS GOING TO DO ABOUT IT..
ITS TIME FOR YOU TO FEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
He wipes his lip and looks directly into the camera and deeply whispers..
The spear.
The camera cuts out. Scene is over.